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    SpaffySpaffy Fuck the Zero Registered User regular
    Forar wrote: »
    In the documents I make, I usually write "This page unintentionally left blank" on blank pages.

    "Shit, wait, I had something for this..."

    "Insight goes here"

    ALRIGHT FINE I GOT AN AVATAR
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    RichyRichy Registered User regular
    Preacher wrote: »
    http://gawker.com/bristol-palin-makes-great-argument-for-abortion-in-baby-1714002057

    Noted abstenence only proponent pregnant with second out of wedlock child.
    I know this has been, and will be, a huge disappointment to my family, to my close friends, and to many of you.

    You cannot abort this baby and deprive it of a lifetime in this warm, loving, nurturing environment.

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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    Nothing makes a child feel so warm as bitter disappointment.

    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
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    KhavallKhavall British ColumbiaRegistered User regular
    Hey kid,
    Just so you know, the first thing your mother ever publicly said about you is how much of a disappointment your mere existence was.

    Anyways, have fun with that loving environment!

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    shrykeshryke Member of the Beast Registered User regular
    "A Huge Disappointment" seems an appropriate description of all things Palin.

    It's their House Words.

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    AngelHedgieAngelHedgie Registered User regular
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    knitdanknitdan In ur base Killin ur guysRegistered User regular
    I still don't understand what the inside joke in the link is.

    They're recalling a bunch of hoodies because the drawstrings might catch on something and snap back to hit people in the face.

    “I was quick when I came in here, I’m twice as quick now”
    -Indiana Solo, runner of blades
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    AngelHedgieAngelHedgie Registered User regular
    Gvzbgul wrote: »

    Yeah, there was NO way an aglet-related recall wasn't getting a shoutout to that scene.

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    CalicaCalica Registered User regular
    Lovely wrote: »
    I think the most... odd thing is that the other drummers continued drumming even after one of them got HIT BY AN AXE. I mean, I understand commitment, but jesus. I think HIT BY AN AXE is a good excuse as any to maybe give it a break for a few minutes or so.

    Eh, that's band for you. You keep playing until told to stop. In competitions, the (not really a) joke was, "If you pass out, we will march over you so we don't lose points."

    (I kid, but realistically, the guy was calm and walking, and there were assuredly support personnel around; so there wasn't much one of the other drummers could have done about it besides hover and look concerned.)

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    LovelyLovely Registered User regular
    Psh! The people who pass out are weak and deserve the stomping! You think practice was for FUN???

    .....

    .......marching band was good times.

    We did break formation when a babyl alligator got on the field though. Band director was kinda cross about that at first. Then a bunch of boys from the band actually caught the thing and threw it over the fence into the nearby lake.

    ....Florida is weird.

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    CogCog What'd you expect? Registered User regular
    Lovely wrote: »
    ....Florida is weird.

    We know all about your state in this thread.

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    LovelyLovely Registered User regular
    .....Oh. Yeah. Forgot about that for a bit. XD

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    RichyRichy Registered User regular
    Cog wrote: »
    Lovely wrote: »
    ....Florida is weird.

    We know all about your state in this thread.

    Well, we know about one man from his state.

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    Hahnsoo1Hahnsoo1 Make Ready. We Hunt.Registered User regular
    Lovely wrote: »
    Psh! The people who pass out are weak and deserve the stomping! You think practice was for FUN???

    .....

    .......marching band was good times.

    We did break formation when a babyl alligator got on the field though. Band director was kinda cross about that at first. Then a bunch of boys from the band actually caught the thing and threw it over the fence into the nearby lake.

    ....Florida is weird.
    Did you just post your own "Florida Man/Woman/Person" story here? :D

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    BursarBursar Hee Noooo! PDX areaRegistered User regular
    Hahnsoo1 wrote: »
    Lovely wrote: »
    Psh! The people who pass out are weak and deserve the stomping! You think practice was for FUN???

    .....

    .......marching band was good times.

    We did break formation when a babyl alligator got on the field though. Band director was kinda cross about that at first. Then a bunch of boys from the band actually caught the thing and threw it over the fence into the nearby lake.

    ....Florida is weird.
    Did you just post your own "Florida Man/Woman/Person" story here? :D

    Florida Band

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    LovelyLovely Registered User regular
    A new subgenre is born!

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    Knuckle DraggerKnuckle Dragger Explosive Ovine Disposal Registered User regular
    Presidential candidate refuses to provide evidence he was not born in Kenya.
    The Guardian contacted the Trump campaign to request the birth certificate and passport records of the Apprentice host, but a spokeswoman refused to share the documents.

    Let not any one pacify his conscience by the delusion that he can do no harm if he takes no part, and forms no opinion.

    - John Stuart Mill
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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    Hilariously I believe Trump actually does have a bit of a birth place issue but I can't for the life of me recall what it was. Maybe that he used his birth certificate in the past and not his certificate of live birth like the derps were asking for.

    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
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    AngelHedgieAngelHedgie Registered User regular
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    NocrenNocren Lt Futz, Back in Action North CarolinaRegistered User regular
    You know, I would love to see all the junk collected in those rides. Loose change, keys, phones, hats...

    Kinda like the gum over the entrance of splash mountain, ads a bit of character.

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    KupiKupi Registered User regular

    It gets better: http://money.cnn.com/2015/06/26/news/companies/disney-selfie-stick/

    Since people ignored the sign at risk of great physical harm to themselves and others, there are now contraband checks at the gates and you have to either surrender it for storage or take it back to your car.

    My favorite musical instrument is the air-raid siren.
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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    I'm sad that selfie sticks have become a thing at all. Like seriously GOD DAMN AMERICA!

    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
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    NocrenNocren Lt Futz, Back in Action North CarolinaRegistered User regular
    edited June 2015
    I want to agree, but without it we wouldn't have the InstaDoom mod.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QXYl3SS2Ddk

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    SealSeal Registered User regular
    I thought selfie sticks were a Japanese invention from the darkness of the 90's. One of those "too terrible to be real" inventions that somehow actually caught on once cell phones and cameras were combined and weighed less than a brick.

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    Just_Bri_ThanksJust_Bri_Thanks Seething with rage from a handbasket.Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Nocren wrote: »
    You know, I would love to see all the junk collected in those rides. Loose change, keys, phones, hats...

    Kinda like the gum over the entrance of splash mountain, ads a bit of character.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kR6VhtGiQUc&t=1m0s

    ...and when you are done with that; take a folding
    chair to Creation and then suplex the Void.
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    MayabirdMayabird Pecking at the keyboardRegistered User regular
    A twenty acre chunk of land ripped itself off Uganda four months ago and has been floating around Lake Victoria ever since.

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    Magus`Magus` The fun has been DOUBLED! Registered User regular
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    VeeveeVeevee WisconsinRegistered User regular
    edited June 2015
    Nocren wrote: »
    You know, I would love to see all the junk collected in those rides. Loose change, keys, phones, hats...

    Kinda like the gum over the entrance of splash mountain, ads a bit of character.

    I worked at Disney World.

    No, you do not want to see this. Not even Lovecraft has the words for the horrors that are left behind

    Edit: although, the day I found a backpack full of $20k cash was interesting.

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    NocrenNocren Lt Futz, Back in Action North CarolinaRegistered User regular
    Veevee wrote: »
    Nocren wrote: »
    You know, I would love to see all the junk collected in those rides. Loose change, keys, phones, hats...

    Kinda like the gum over the entrance of splash mountain, ads a bit of character.

    I worked at Disney World.

    No, you do not want to see this. Not even Lovecraft has the words for the horrors that are left behind

    Edit: although, the day I found a backpack full of $20k cash was interesting.

    I wanna say possible drug trade, but I know a few people that could easily drop 20K in Disney merch.

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    shrykeshryke Member of the Beast Registered User regular
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    Captain MarcusCaptain Marcus now arrives the hour of actionRegistered User regular
    Oregon Man isn't as active a superhero as Florida Man, but he does get attacked by a beaver every once in a while

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    LovelyLovely Registered User regular
    Damn. Beavers are bad ass 0_0 .

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    reVersereVerse Attack and Dethrone God Registered User regular
    Lovely wrote: »
    Damn. Beavers are bad ass 0_0 .

    Well, yes, because they're supposed to be on the front.

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    RichyRichy Registered User regular
    Veevee wrote: »
    Nocren wrote: »
    You know, I would love to see all the junk collected in those rides. Loose change, keys, phones, hats...

    Kinda like the gum over the entrance of splash mountain, ads a bit of character.

    I worked at Disney World.

    No, you do not want to see this. Not even Lovecraft has the words for the horrors that are left behind

    Edit: although, the day I found a backpack full of $20k cash was interesting.

    OK, now I really need to know. What gets dropped down there?

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    Magus`Magus` The fun has been DOUBLED! Registered User regular
    Lovely wrote: »
    Damn. Beavers are bad ass 0_0 .

    If you have it, check out Werebeavers on Netflix.

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    ForarForar #432 Toronto, Ontario, CanadaRegistered User regular
    We portray them as adorable, but yeah, from what I've read, beavers are not to be fucked with.

    It makes me like them all the more as our national animal. Sort of Canada in a nutshell. Nice, polite, cute, but we'll fucking cut ya if the need arises.

    Just don't make it come to that and please grab a drink from in back. :-D

    First they came for the Muslims, and we said NOT TODAY, MOTHERFUCKER!
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    ShadowfireShadowfire Vermont, in the middle of nowhereRegistered User regular
    Magus` wrote: »

    We used to have pet rats. One we brought home was pregnant, and had a litter of thirteen.

    A couple of the worst weeks of my life. No cage can contain them.

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    MayabirdMayabird Pecking at the keyboardRegistered User regular
    Beavers are the second-largest rodents on Earth. They can get impressively large.

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    And I'm glad that people in Oregon aren't wanting to go after those beavers because they "attacked a human" or such BS. The hikers were trespassing on the beaver's house, after all.

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    FoomyFoomy Registered User regular
    edited June 2015
    https://youtu.be/5y6qTLf0AI4

    CNN devoted segment to "ISIS" flag at gay pride event, flag is actually dildos

    Foomy on
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