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    BeNarwhalBeNarwhal The Work Left Unfinished Registered User regular
    I wanna go outtttt BUT I DON'T HAVE ANY FRIENDS.

    Well I do but they're busy doing things I am not included in.

    Which is basically like having no friends.

    I think chat should all get our tablets and smart phones and stuff and have a skype conference, then we each go to a local bar and have a big chat party.

    I'm up for the first part of this! :P

    I just spent my entire day at a bar

    So

    No more!

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    ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    wonder woman did you just fly

    in a dress

    to get away from paparazzi photographers

    tactical error

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    Hi I'm Vee!Hi I'm Vee! Formerly VH; She/Her; Is an E X P E R I E N C E Registered User regular
    Shivahn wrote: »
    I wanna go outtttt BUT I DON'T HAVE ANY FRIENDS.

    Well I do but they're busy doing things I am not included in.

    Which is basically like having no friends.

    I think chat should all get our tablets and smart phones and stuff and have a skype conference, then we each go to a local bar and have a big chat party.

    This would honestly be a lot of fun, if kind of weird.

    But (well, one I'm a wee bit more comfortable) I'd totally do a chat Skype/Netflix marathon or movie or something.

    Sold.

    Super 8. Netflix. Vent. [chat].

    Now.

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    Hi I'm Vee!Hi I'm Vee! Formerly VH; She/Her; Is an E X P E R I E N C E Registered User regular
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    ShivahnShivahn Unaware of her barrel shifter privilege Western coastal temptressRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited April 2013
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Lubrication might still be required, however. :winky:

    Oh, I'm going to get a lot of mileage out of ":winky:" tonight.

    Lubrication is always required when I'm around.

    *cough*

    :winky:

    I'm just saying.

    My avatar isn't a horse for nothing.

    Super jelly. Not only will you have a great pair of bewbs, but you're going to be a better endowed woman than I am a man. lol

    I actually know a couple of trans women with super huge wangs.

    It's kind of hilarious and ironic, in a sad way.

    It's not sad at all. It's awesome. They have it all. P. Awesome.

    In my case it's less sad because I don't have too much dicksforia.

    THAT IS A WORD NOW.

    And in others it's ok because that lets them have radder vaginas.

    But it's still kind of sad to have a hypersexualized, desireable, comically oversized organ that you hate and can source every other problem in your life to.

    Shivahn on
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    Hi I'm Vee!Hi I'm Vee! Formerly VH; She/Her; Is an E X P E R I E N C E Registered User regular
    Also, booze.

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    Hi I'm Vee!Hi I'm Vee! Formerly VH; She/Her; Is an E X P E R I E N C E Registered User regular
    I have no idea if that link will work for anybody but me.

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    Hi I'm Vee!Hi I'm Vee! Formerly VH; She/Her; Is an E X P E R I E N C E Registered User regular
    I'M IN VENT RIGHT NOW BECAUSE I TAKE INITIATIVE

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    BeNarwhalBeNarwhal The Work Left Unfinished Registered User regular
    Yessss

    Plans for this weekend and the next two weekends are set

    I mean aside from working

    I am also working all 3 weekends

    But I can do both!

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    ShivahnShivahn Unaware of her barrel shifter privilege Western coastal temptressRegistered User, Moderator mod
    I'm not sure if being trans or mosquitos is worse.

    I guess what I'm saying is my arm REALLY FUCKING ITCHES

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    RiemannLivesRiemannLives Registered User regular
    think I'm gonna play some xcom. Got me 12 targets brave soldiers to name here.

    Attacked by tweeeeeeees!
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    thatassemblyguythatassemblyguy Janitor of Technical Debt .Registered User regular
    I'M IN VENT RIGHT NOW BECAUSE I TAKE INITIATIVE

    Yeah, well, I rolled a one, so suck on that Trebec.

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    MimMim I prefer my lovers… dead.Registered User regular
    Yeessss, we had IHOP.

    It was delicious.

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    CindersCinders Whose sails were black when it was windy Registered User regular
    Shivahn wrote: »
    I'm not sure if being trans or mosquitos is worse.

    I guess what I'm saying is my arm REALLY FUCKING ITCHES

    Aren't you moving to the South?

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    BeNarwhalBeNarwhal The Work Left Unfinished Registered User regular
    think I'm gonna play some xcom. Got me 12 targets brave soldiers to name here.

    I'm in.

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    ShivahnShivahn Unaware of her barrel shifter privilege Western coastal temptressRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Cinders wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    I'm not sure if being trans or mosquitos is worse.

    I guess what I'm saying is my arm REALLY FUCKING ITCHES

    Aren't you moving to the South?

    I am

    SO FUCKED

    Yes.

    But on the other hand, it's gonna be further from nature so..

    Wait actually totally not worth it.

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    Caveman PawsCaveman Paws Registered User regular
    Shivahn wrote: »
    I'm not sure if being trans or mosquitos is worse.

    I guess what I'm saying is my arm REALLY FUCKING ITCHES

    I just imagined a trans person entering the machine from The Fly movie with a mosquito.

    Thanks for that mental image.

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    Ravenhpltc24Ravenhpltc24 So Raven Registered User regular
    Omg I want froyo. I've wanted it more than anything all day long. It's open for another hour. I should just go by myself and gorge myself on ice cream.

    (V) ( ;,,; ) (V)
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    evilbobevilbob RADELAIDERegistered User regular
    I don't have netflix and I haven't installed vent on this computer yet. This is a terrible idea.

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    MimMim I prefer my lovers… dead.Registered User regular
    Oh god, there is supposedly a spider in the bathroom that's really big.

    I WILL NEVER SHOWER AGAIN.

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    thatassemblyguythatassemblyguy Janitor of Technical Debt .Registered User regular
    think I'm gonna play some xcom. Got me 12 targets brave soldiers to name here.
    My name carries much power with it. Use it responsibly.

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    ShivahnShivahn Unaware of her barrel shifter privilege Western coastal temptressRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Shivahn wrote: »
    I'm not sure if being trans or mosquitos is worse.

    I guess what I'm saying is my arm REALLY FUCKING ITCHES

    I just imagined a trans person entering the machine from The Fly movie with a mosquito.

    Thanks for that mental image.

    Oh god

    It's like someone was just chopping up animals and threw all the parts together.

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    ShivahnShivahn Unaware of her barrel shifter privilege Western coastal temptressRegistered User, Moderator mod
    evilbob wrote: »
    I don't have netflix and I haven't installed vent on this computer yet. This is a terrible idea.

    I hide my face perpetually.

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    BeNarwhalBeNarwhal The Work Left Unfinished Registered User regular
    Omg I want froyo. I've wanted it more than anything all day long. It's open for another hour. I should just go by myself and gorge myself on ice cream.

    Get. Froyo.

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    thatassemblyguythatassemblyguy Janitor of Technical Debt .Registered User regular
    Mim wrote: »
    Oh god, there is supposedly a spider in the bathroom that's really big.

    I WILL NEVER SHOWER AGAIN.

    So you made it through Boot, only to be stopped by a spider? :bz

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    CindersCinders Whose sails were black when it was windy Registered User regular
    evilbob wrote: »
    I don't have netflix and I haven't installed vent on this computer yet. This is a terrible idea.

    You get socialized healthcare.

    Giving up chat movie night is a small price for that.

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    CindersCinders Whose sails were black when it was windy Registered User regular
    edited April 2013
    Stupid vanilla.

    Cinders on
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    Hi I'm Vee!Hi I'm Vee! Formerly VH; She/Her; Is an E X P E R I E N C E Registered User regular
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Cinders wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    I'm not sure if being trans or mosquitos is worse.

    I guess what I'm saying is my arm REALLY FUCKING ITCHES

    Aren't you moving to the South?

    I am

    SO FUCKED

    Yes.

    But on the other hand, it's gonna be further from nature so..

    Wait actually totally not worth it.

    Wait I thought you were going to Maryland.

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    BeNarwhalBeNarwhal The Work Left Unfinished Registered User regular
    Am I hungry?

    Maybe. I haven't eaten since

    Hmm.

    I didn't end up eating the brie. I forgot I live with people; they may need it for something.

    I thought the cheese fairy had brought me a gift!

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    Caveman PawsCaveman Paws Registered User regular
    Mim wrote: »
    Oh god, there is supposedly a spider in the bathroom that's really big.

    I WILL NEVER SHOWER AGAIN.

    Toy store
    Purchase high powered squirt gun
    Practice on some empty cans or bottles in the backyard
    Kill spider

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    Hi I'm Vee!Hi I'm Vee! Formerly VH; She/Her; Is an E X P E R I E N C E Registered User regular
    Shivahn wrote: »
    evilbob wrote: »
    I don't have netflix and I haven't installed vent on this computer yet. This is a terrible idea.

    I hide my face perpetually.

    Don't listen to that loser.

    You and me against the world, Shivahn.

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    CindersCinders Whose sails were black when it was windy Registered User regular
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Cinders wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    I'm not sure if being trans or mosquitos is worse.

    I guess what I'm saying is my arm REALLY FUCKING ITCHES

    Aren't you moving to the South?

    I am

    SO FUCKED

    Yes.

    But on the other hand, it's gonna be further from nature so..

    Wait actually totally not worth it.

    Wait I thought you were going to Maryland.

    Maryland is a swamp.

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    ShivahnShivahn Unaware of her barrel shifter privilege Western coastal temptressRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Cinders wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    I'm not sure if being trans or mosquitos is worse.

    I guess what I'm saying is my arm REALLY FUCKING ITCHES

    Aren't you moving to the South?

    I am

    SO FUCKED

    Yes.

    But on the other hand, it's gonna be further from nature so..

    Wait actually totally not worth it.

    Wait I thought you were going to Maryland.

    Technically it's south of the Mason-Dixon line, so...

    But yeah, not like, the south the south.

    Then I would die.

    Possibly literally.

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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    i heard we were talking about comically oversized organs and

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    MimMim I prefer my lovers… dead.Registered User regular
    Mim wrote: »
    Oh god, there is supposedly a spider in the bathroom that's really big.

    I WILL NEVER SHOWER AGAIN.

    So you made it through Boot, only to be stopped by a spider? :bz

    I'd rather be tear gassed again than deal with a spider.

    HELL, I'd rather run my mile and a half again on my pain ridden legs than deal with a fucking spider.

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    thatassemblyguythatassemblyguy Janitor of Technical Debt .Registered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    i heard we were talking about comically oversized organs and

    and, You lick big butts, and you cannot lie?

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    ShivahnShivahn Unaware of her barrel shifter privilege Western coastal temptressRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Shivahn wrote: »
    evilbob wrote: »
    I don't have netflix and I haven't installed vent on this computer yet. This is a terrible idea.

    I hide my face perpetually.

    Don't listen to that loser.

    You and me against the world, Shivahn.

    Nnnnope.

    If chat is lucky I'll be not hating my face enough to let people see it in eight to twenty months.

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    Hi I'm Vee!Hi I'm Vee! Formerly VH; She/Her; Is an E X P E R I E N C E Registered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    i heard we were talking about comically oversized organs and

    Don't act like you have anything to contribute to that discussion, Chu.

    Unless "layer of blubber" is an organ.

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    evilbobevilbob RADELAIDERegistered User regular
    Cinders wrote: »
    evilbob wrote: »
    I don't have netflix and I haven't installed vent on this computer yet. This is a terrible idea.

    You get socialized healthcare.

    Giving up chat movie night is a small price for that.

    Partially, it's not like I live in Canada.

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    Hi I'm Vee!Hi I'm Vee! Formerly VH; She/Her; Is an E X P E R I E N C E Registered User regular
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    evilbob wrote: »
    I don't have netflix and I haven't installed vent on this computer yet. This is a terrible idea.

    I hide my face perpetually.

    Don't listen to that loser.

    You and me against the world, Shivahn.

    Nnnnope.

    If chat is lucky I'll be not hating my face enough to let people see it in eight to twenty months.

    Oh.

    Well, Vent is voice only, but I guess that could be an issue as well.

    WE WILL POSTPONE

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