Would You Like A Million Dollar Laptop? (Yes, 1,000,000!)

Talonrazor

If your diamond encrusted PSP and blinged out Escalade aren't enough, sitting there in your Armani suit eating caviar and drinking champagne, then perhaps you should try out a one million dollar laptop from luxury designer Luvaglio. That's cheap at twice the price! What do you get at one million dollars? A PS4! (I kid in love)

Gizmag wrote:

UK-based bespoke luxury goods creator Luvaglio has created the first million dollar laptop. That’s what the first of their luxury laptops will sell for. Full details of the laptop have not been released at this point, but it is known that it incorporates a 17" widescreen LED lit screen with a specially designed anti-reflective glare coating for clear and brighter image, 128GB of Solid State Disk space and a slot loading Blue-Ray drive. There is an integrated screen cleaning device and a very rare coloured diamond piece of jewellery that doubles up as the power button when placed into the laptop and also acts as security identification.

For a million smackers, I'd want a bit more then an integrated screen cleaing device....

bongi

“Many claim to produce luxury goods but we believe that the true element of luxury is having something that says "YOU", that money can't buy.

actually, i'm pretty sure this luxury good can be bought

Witchdr

For a million dollars, it better make beautiful naked women appear and have sex with you. (sub in men for the lady laptop owners)

Vicious_GSR

That is just.... well.... fucking stupid.

bongi

actually i'm pretty sure if you're the kind of person that has $1000000 to blow on a laptop, finding beautiful naked women to sleep with you isn't exactly a hassle

Dartboy

...and watch as it becomes obsolete in 8 months.

corcorigan

Doesn't it seem like a big sign saying "please knife and mug me"...

Hotlead Junkie

The irony is you probably wouldn't want to take that out of your house

Axen

Christ! One million bucks? And I thought 3k was a crazy amount to spend on a laptop.

AbsoluteZero

128GB Solid State HDD? That is probably 3 quarters of the cost right there.

Holy Christ is it ugly!

Sol

What's "solid state disk space"?

cloudeagle

This will be bought by the same people who somehow encourage Victoria's Secret to keep cranking out the $1 million jewel-encrusted bra each year, despite the fact that it's likely the most uncomfortable piece of clothing ever.

Rhesus Positive

Does it come with Vista, or does that cost extra?

AbsoluteZero

Sol wrote: »

What's "solid state disk space"?

flash memory

Sol

cloudeagle wrote: »

This will be bought by the same people who somehow encourage Victoria's Secret to keep cranking out the $1 million jewel-encrusted bra each year, despite the fact that it's likely the most uncomfortable piece of clothing ever.

I know for a fact it's not.



So...128gigs of Flash Memory eh? Indeed.

Vicious_GSR

For that kind of money I would expect (and fucking demand) the following out of the box.

-Flash based 300-500gb hard drive
-4 gigs of high quality ram
-a fucking fast and power efficient processor
-Dual 17 inch high resolution screen with the bottom screen acting as the keyboard
-Blu-Ray/HD-DVD dual drive
-A battery with enough power to last for days on end
-Tri-boots Linux/Windows/OS-X
-Multimedia controls for videos and music
-Every single form of internet and wireless functions with global wireless internet connection for life

cloudeagle

Sol wrote: »

cloudeagle wrote: »

This will be bought by the same people who somehow encourage Victoria's Secret to keep cranking out the $1 million jewel-encrusted bra each year, despite the fact that it's likely the most uncomfortable piece of clothing ever.

I know for a fact it's not.

There's an off-topic yet fascinating story that now must be told.

Indie Winter

One Million Dollars?!

schmads

Rhesus Positive wrote: »

Does it come with Vista, or does that cost extra?

Includes Windows Vista Business Premium
- Add Windows Vista Ultimate ( ) $400
- Add Linux installed and maintained by Linus Torvalds ( ) $300

Includes 6 free months of AOL
- Remove AOL ( ) $100
- Kill Steve Case ( ) $10,000

(Joke - obviously)

Tube

I remember a couple of years ago some guy at TTB bought a five thousand pound laptop on eBay. It was, at the time, the most amazingest laptop ever, and he wanted everyone to be jealous.

I now have porn[i/] that wouldn't run on that laptop, and I still have five thousand pounds.

WHO IS THE WINNER HERE

TubularLuggage

So $1,000,000 eh? Does is have a fucking TB of RAM or something?

Talonrazor

Cardboard Tube wrote: »

I remember a couple of years ago some guy at TTB bought a five thousand pound laptop on eBay. It was, at the time, the most amazingest laptop ever, and he wanted everyone to be jealous.

I now have porn[i/] that wouldn't run on that laptop, and I still have five thousand pounds.

WHO IS THE WINNER HERE

For a moment I thought you meant like weight, being the dumb American I am.

I was about to say, a 5,000lb laptop must come with a fucking truck built in or something.

Dirty

Well, we live in a world where there are people who are constantly buying new houses, rare luxury automobiles, yachts, etc. But these poor souls, it seems like no matter how many of these beach houses and Ferraris they buy, they still make money faster than they can spend it.

Thank God someone like Luvaglio has stepped up, to ease their burden.

Cilla Black

Cardboard Tube wrote: »

I remember a couple of years ago some guy at TTB bought a five thousand pound laptop on eBay. It was, at the time, the most amazingest laptop ever, and he wanted everyone to be jealous.

I now have porn[i/] that wouldn't run on that laptop, and I still have five thousand pounds.

WHO IS THE WINNER HERE

Wow. That must be some fancy porn.

Viscountalpha

Talonrazor wrote: »

If your diamond encrusted PSP and blinged out Escalade aren't enough, sitting there in your Armani suit eating caviar and drinking champagne, then perhaps you should try out a one million dollar laptop from luxury designer Luvaglio. That's cheap at twice the price! What do you get at one million dollars? A PS4! (I kid in love)

Gizmag wrote:

UK-based bespoke luxury goods creator Luvaglio has created the first million dollar laptop. That’s what the first of their luxury laptops will sell for. Full details of the laptop have not been released at this point, but it is known that it incorporates a 17" widescreen LED lit screen with a specially designed anti-reflective glare coating for clear and brighter image, 128GB of Solid State Disk space and a slot loading Blue-Ray drive. There is an integrated screen cleaning device and a very rare coloured diamond piece of jewellery that doubles up as the power button when placed into the laptop and also acts as security identification.

For a million smackers, I'd want a bit more then an integrated screen cleaing device....

meh. For 1 mil. I would expect it to be top of the line. Jewel encrusted stuff seems stupid to me. Besides, Synthetic diamonds look just as good on such a setup.


A 1,000,000 $ USD laptop is like throwing money away. Some people are foolish enough to waste that much $$$

Drag

Cardboard Tube wrote: »

I remember a couple of years ago some guy at TTB bought a five thousand pound laptop on eBay. It was, at the time, the most amazingest laptop ever, and he wanted everyone to be jealous.

I now have porn[i/] that wouldn't run on that laptop, and I still have five thousand pounds.

WHO IS THE WINNER HERE

What kind of porn is this, exactly?

Jimpy

That'd be really easy to steal.

Dashui

You know, the thing that makes it expensive is just the material they use to make the thing. It's probably coated with gold or shit like that. Look at my laptop! It has diamonds in it!

Viscountalpha

Dashui wrote: »

You know, the thing that makes it expensive is just the material they use to make the thing. It's probably coated with gold or shit like that. Look at my laptop! It has diamonds in it!

That thing couldn't be more then $250,000 worth of materials.

rayofash

No, but i'd like that $100 dollar laptop please.

cloudeagle

cloudeagle wrote: »

Sol wrote: »

cloudeagle wrote: »

This will be bought by the same people who somehow encourage Victoria's Secret to keep cranking out the $1 million jewel-encrusted bra each year, despite the fact that it's likely the most uncomfortable piece of clothing ever.

I know for a fact it's not.

There's an off-topic yet fascinating story that now must be told.

Bumped because dammit, I want to hear about the bra.

Talonrazor

Here's a youtube of the weak ass video.

The thing is fugly man.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m-L8DvmNDpA

yalborap

Can we take six of them and imbed them into a man, giving him amazing abilities?

Do we have the technology?

Adrien

Hmm... One of these, or a brand new 17" Macbook every day for a year?

Choices

Threepio

lol Sony.

Oh fuck. Wrong thread. Sorry lads.

mausmalone

Man, I was going to ask what the specs are, but then I thought "what's the point?" Seriously... unless one of them is "built in flux capacitor" this thing will never be worth a million.

BigDes

mausmalone wrote: »

Man, I was going to ask what the specs are, but then I thought "what's the point?" Seriously... unless one of them is "built in flux capacitor" this thing will never be worth a million.

Flux Capacitors are actually free

http://www.delorean.com/dmcstore/onlinestore-search.asp

Veevee

I.H.N.I.W.T.R. wrote: »

One Million Dollars?!

Holy fuck, your sig had me thinking I had black things crawling in my monitor.

littwentythree

Flux Capacitors?

Threepio

littwentythree wrote: »

Flux Capacitors?

Technology perfected by Doctor Emmett Brown. It uses a plutonium powersource to literally manipulate time and space. There are some spacial distortion requirements - you need to be able to get the unit up to 88 miles per hour, but at that point you can bend spacetime as you will.

Really, in the end, you've gotta come back with me. It's not you - It's your kids!

HappylilElf

Threepio wrote: »

littwentythree wrote: »

Flux Capacitors?

Technology perfected by Doctor Emmett Brown. It uses a plutonium powersource to literally manipulate time and space. There are some spacial distortion requirements - you need to be able to get the unit up to 88 miles per hour, but at that point you can bend spacetime as you will.

Really, in the end, you've gotta come back with me. It's not you - It's your kids!

Damn kids

I'm just jealous that they get hoverboards