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[PA Comic] Wednesday, May 1, 2013 - Visionary

GethGeth LegionPerseus VeilRegistered User, Moderator, Penny Arcade Staff, Vanilla Staff vanilla
edited May 2013 in The Penny Arcade Hub
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  • TubeTube Registered User admin
    Ahahahahahahaha

  • RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    This comic both entertains and unnerves.

  • ArbitraryDescriptorArbitraryDescriptor Registered User regular
    I haven't laughed that hard at a comic in a while. Felt good, just wish I were trying to start my day with it instead if exacerbating my insomnia.

  • WybornWyborn GET EQUIPPED Registered User regular
    That last panel is harrowing.

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  • NuzakNuzak Registered User regular
    they call me two eyes

    yes, that's the number of eyes you have

    ahahahaha

  • CasualCasual Wiggle Wiggle Wiggle Flap Flap Flap Registered User regular
    it's true

    if you have good eyesight you haven't spent enough time hunched over a monitor

  • TurambarTurambar Independent Registered User regular
    I don't think I know anyone who doesn't have glasses or contacts anymore, nerd or not

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  • YtirucesYtiruces Registered User new member
    So, I'm not sure if I'm the only one to notice, but... "give give"?

    Can't tell if typo or Gabe being like a child and being cutesy...

  • QuidQuid Definitely not a banana Registered User regular
    When I was a teenager I was always annoyed I had perfect eyesight and couldn't have awesome looking glasses.

    It's deteriorated just enough that I can have them now and I see that I was justified. These things are baller.

  • Dark Raven XDark Raven X Laugh hard, run fast, be kindRegistered User regular
    That last panel is some Mason Verger shit

    Also this isn't a Mike story is it? Maybe some weird reversal of him going for LASIK?

    Oh brilliant
  • KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    Having bad eyes is lame I can never be a sniper or a fighter pilot.

    Not that I was ever going to be those things anyway but I would have had the opportunity to fail at them for reasons other than eyesight!

    My neck, my back, my FUPA and my crack.
  • SpaffySpaffy Fuck the Zero Registered User regular
    Good comic! That last panel made my stomach turn a bit.

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  • Free MarsFree Mars Registered User regular
    edited May 2013
    This is the hardest I've laughed at a Penny Arcade comic in a long time. I love the last panel.

    Also, not wearing glasses is how I've managed to fly under the radar. Cool girls don't find out I'm a geek until it's too late.

    Free Mars on
  • kingworkskingworks Registered User regular
    edited May 2013
    I'm very nearly the only (adult) in my family, including in-laws, who doesn't wear glasses and I'm the biggest geek of all.

    Our kids don't need them yet, hope they won't.

    kingworks on
  • realisticradicalrealisticradical Durham, NCRegistered User regular
    @Kagera The book Jarhead led me to believe that you can still be a sniper with glasses. Supposedly the best shot in their unit was the guy with the thick coke bottle glasses.

    I liked that book, it was better than the movie.

  • GyralGyral Registered User regular
    Joke's on Gabe. You can buy glasses without prescription lenses in them.

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  • RottonappleRottonapple Registered User regular
    laughed uncontrollably at hipster Gabe in the last panel. I know both Mike and Jerry wear glasses, so I want to know what conversation led to this.

  • lawragatajarlawragatajar Registered User regular
    Gyral wrote: »
    Joke's on Gabe. You can buy glasses without prescription lenses in them.

    Indeed, I here they're all the rage these days. Glasses have become a fashion statement.

  • RobardRobard Austin, TXRegistered User new member
    Free Mars wrote: »
    This is the hardest I've laughed at a Penny Arcade comic in a long time. I love the last panel.

    Gotta agree, I don't know if it's just me, but I haven't enjoyed them as much recently (if by recent you mean the last several years), excepting the infamous "Dickwolves" of course. Their DnD stuff has been their best product. I really wish they'd bring back the podcasts too, the TV show just didn't really capture the same feeling, but it might have just been a general change in atmosphere too.

  • Free MarsFree Mars Registered User regular
    Robard wrote: »
    Free Mars wrote: »
    This is the hardest I've laughed at a Penny Arcade comic in a long time. I love the last panel.

    Gotta agree, I don't know if it's just me, but I haven't enjoyed them as much recently (if by recent you mean the last several years), excepting the infamous "Dickwolves" of course. Their DnD stuff has been their best product. I really wish they'd bring back the podcasts too, the TV show just didn't really capture the same feeling, but it might have just been a general change in atmosphere too.

    I'm with you. I think they've been heading in a direction for the last few years that isn't really my favourite type of comedy, but this strip is right back in my wheelhouse.

  • KalTorakKalTorak One way or another, they all end up in the Undercity.Registered User regular
    oh hello nightmares


    welcome to the party

  • GaslightGaslight Registered User regular
    Gabe said on his Twitter he is actually sick of wearing glasses and is getting Lasik.

  • fightinfilipinofightinfilipino Angry as Hell #BLMRegistered User regular
    oh my god ahahahahahaa

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  • SmoogySmoogy Registered User regular
    edited May 2013
    Swing and a miss, PA. Don't even understand the red slash above the white eye in the last panel.

    Also, hooray for never having glasses/contacts! I'll take any kind of derision bestowed upon me to not have to worry about that every day. The idea of using contact solution and putting things in my eyes gives me the creeps...

    Smoogy on
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  • wormspeakerwormspeaker Objectively Terrible Registered User regular
    Smoogy wrote: »
    Swing and a miss, PA. Don't even understand the red slash above the white eye in the last panel.

    Lasik as the name implies uses lasers to adjust the shape of the cornea which can correct bad vision in some cases. The last panel implies that Gabe squirmed around in his seat so that the lasers mangled his flesh.

  • fightinfilipinofightinfilipino Angry as Hell #BLMRegistered User regular
    edited May 2013
    Smoogy wrote: »
    Swing and a miss, PA. Don't even understand the red slash above the white eye in the last panel.

    fucking lasers, how do they work?
    and in case you don't get that reference:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RQWksKNrJm0

    fightinfilipino on
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  • RehabRehab Registered User regular
    Ytiruces wrote: »
    So, I'm not sure if I'm the only one to notice, but... "give give"?

    Can't tell if typo or Gabe being like a child and being cutesy...

    Its almost certainly a Tychpo.

    And I just wanted to chime in and say that this comic is wonderful too!

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  • jjeff1jjeff1 Registered User new member
    I remember seeing a video once where a Dr. put a piece of paper under the Lasik machine, started some sort of demo program, then shook the hell out of the machine as it lasered the paper. Then he took the paper out and held it under a magnifying glass, showng a tiny, perfectly drawn logo of the company.

    Anyway, that was cool.

  • QuidQuid Definitely not a banana Registered User regular
    Gyral wrote: »
    Joke's on Gabe. You can buy glasses without prescription lenses in them.

    Indeed, I here they're all the rage these days. Glasses have become a fashion statement.

    These days? For the last few decades at least.

  • HevachHevach Registered User regular
    edited May 2013
    Yeah, but you can tell when somebody's wearing noncorrective lenses. There's only only thing kids pick on more than the kid without whatever the cool thing of the day is. That's the kid with the cheap knockoff. "Haha, your mom bought you Samurai Pizza Cats? I'd rather not have any of my Ninja Turtles than have a cheap ripoff."

    Hevach on
  • RatherDashingRatherDashing Registered User regular
    Last paragraph of the newspost is terrifying. I could definitely see a torture flick centering around an eye doctor who longs to view all men's eyes unimpeded by that which would diminish their brilliant color.

  • GaslightGaslight Registered User regular
    What is this Samurai Pizza Cats is fucking awesome you shut your mouth.

  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    one of those fake geek guys

  • fortyforty Registered User regular
    He’s out this morning tring to This was one of those rare cases where “Gabe and Tycho” cannot serve as true stand-ins, as we both wear glasses.
    Did Jerry stroke out while writing today's newspost or what?

  • BuchoBucho One careful pwner Registered User regular
    That last panel ... :shock: ...

    ... the humanity ...

  • MuddBuddMuddBudd Registered User regular
    I have glasses and I am not interested in Lasik or anything, but voluntary surgery on the lens could in theory tempt me someday. Mostly because without the lens (or with a synthetic lens), humans can see ultraviolet.

    http://www.extremetech.com/computing/118557-the-eyes-have-it-seeing-ultraviolet-exploring-color

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  • wormywyrmwormywyrm Registered User regular
    This is embarrassing but I did not get this comic until I read it 3 times on two separate occasions. Why is it embarrassing? I am an optometrist...

  • SmoogySmoogy Registered User regular
    Smoogy wrote: »
    Swing and a miss, PA. Don't even understand the red slash above the white eye in the last panel.

    fucking lasers, how do they work?
    and in case you don't get that reference:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RQWksKNrJm0

    I meant that it's crudely drawn and just superimposed over his normal hair, resulting in an image that just doesn't work for me.

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  • Ryan A. ElliottRyan A. Elliott Registered User regular
    Smoogy wrote: »
    Smoogy wrote: »
    Swing and a miss, PA. Don't even understand the red slash above the white eye in the last panel.

    fucking lasers, how do they work?
    and in case you don't get that reference:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RQWksKNrJm0

    I meant that it's crudely drawn and just superimposed over his normal hair, resulting in an image that just doesn't work for me.

    Superimposed...what are you talking about? That's a laser burn that's burned his hair away.

  • BuchoBucho One careful pwner Registered User regular
    edited May 2013
    Smoogy wrote: »
    Smoogy wrote: »
    Swing and a miss, PA. Don't even understand the red slash above the white eye in the last panel.

    fucking lasers, how do they work?
    and in case you don't get that reference:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RQWksKNrJm0

    I meant that it's crudely drawn and just superimposed over his normal hair, resulting in an image that just doesn't work for me.

    Superimposed...what are you talking about? That's a laser burn that's burned his hair away.

    The way the long bottom curve of the hair cuts in under the scar is kind of distracting in a biology/physics-defying way. (Unless Gabe uses a gallon of hairspray, although in that case his hair would be flammable and the last panel may have had to have been censored.) It's over-dramatic to suggest it ruins the strip, but I do see where she/he's coming from.

    You know how some people are overly bothered by tangents? (Winky face)

    Bucho on
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