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Get out of my dreams and into my Car Porn Action Movie Franchise Part 6
Balefuego
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FAST AND FURIOUS 6
Hrmm... that seems a little somber and quiet
Thats a little more like it...
http://youtu.be/dZpc936_Hgo
OK! YES THIS IS WHAT I WANT FUUUUUUUUUCK YEEEEEAAAAAH
Fast and Furious 6 is the latest installment in the deliriously silly but exciting franchise. We get to meet up with all our favorite characters such as:
Vin Diesel as Mumbly, getting kind of chubby former face of the franchise who is now superfluous because of the addition of...
The Rock as way bigger, buffer, more charismatic former adversary now coming to our heroes for help
Also starring!
Paul Walker as charisma black hole who says "cuz" a lot and is ostensibly the 2nd lead
Jordanna Brewster as somehow we are supposed to believe related to Vin Diesel plus charisma black hole's baby mama
Tyrese Gibson as buff black guy who replaced vin diesel when he didnt want to do Fast 2 and has stuck around as a tertiary character
Michelle Rodriguez as character that was supposed to be dead but turns out she isnt because they made another movie
Sung Kang as that guy who died in Tokyo Drift but was so cool that every movie made after Tokyo Drift has taken place chronologically before just so he could still be around
Ludacris as goofy black comic relief
MAY 24TH ARE YOU GUYS 2 READY 2 FAST 2 FURIOUS
SIX
Hrmm... that seems a little somber and quiet
Thats a little more like it...
http://youtu.be/dZpc936_HgoOK! YES THIS IS WHAT I WANT FUUUUUUUUUCK YEEEEEAAAAAH
Fast and Furious 6 is the latest installment in the deliriously silly but exciting franchise. We get to meet up with all our favorite characters such as:
Vin Diesel as Mumbly, getting kind of chubby former face of the franchise who is now superfluous because of the addition of...
The Rock as way bigger, buffer, more charismatic former adversary now coming to our heroes for help
Also starring!
Paul Walker as charisma black hole who says "cuz" a lot and is ostensibly the 2nd lead
Jordanna Brewster as somehow we are supposed to believe related to Vin Diesel plus charisma black hole's baby mama
Tyrese Gibson as buff black guy who replaced vin diesel when he didnt want to do Fast 2 and has stuck around as a tertiary character
Michelle Rodriguez as character that was supposed to be dead but turns out she isnt because they made another movie
Sung Kang as that guy who died in Tokyo Drift but was so cool that every movie made after Tokyo Drift has taken place chronologically before just so he could still be around
Ludacris as goofy black comic relief
MAY 24TH ARE YOU GUYS 2 READY 2 FAST 2 FURIOUS
SIX
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I was briefly worried no one else was as excited for this as me
dude makes bank and all he has to do is not undermine the script with his performance
mine is TYRESE
Furiously masturbating
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When the franchise started I figured it was basically Car Porn: The Movie and since I really don't care about cars, I passed
But now they've got The Rock in it and suddenly I care
i even liked her on lost
What. The. Hell.
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Also
Ana Lucia was fine
ana lucia had a really tough life
you should mention her
spoiler alert: it gets well up into the double digits. possibly triple digits if you consider that car crashes become fatal around 35+ mph
My friends and I were drunk in the back row of the empty matinee theater chanting "Kiss! Kiss! Kiss!"
Isn't that badass MMA fighter from Haywire in this?
i'm too drunk right now to contribute anything on the topic of merit right now, and will probably regret bringing it up tomorrow morning without contributing piss
but i really did actually like it. it's something i hope there's more of
Haywire owns. I would love, love, love to see more action flicks built around female leads. Last good one I can think of was the first 90% of Salt. (That one went way overboard with plot twists and "Let's build a franchise!" wankery at the end, but was mostly a really fun ride)
Haywire's soundtrack also owns, which I'm actually listening to as I type this!
"TOO FAST,
TOO FURIOUS!"
repeated over and over
2 Fast 2 Furious 3
Or perhaps
3 Fast 3 Furious 2
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Unfortunately Mr. Swordfights will not be joining us for the rest of his life.
Ha, his post literally didn't register with me. Like, I didn't skip it, but my brain must've just rejected it outright and blocked it out.
This isn't even a joke.