I Think I Might Be a Ghost.

Melding

Lately, due to my recent isolation, i've been questioning my existence.

I've become more emotionally with drawn, when in public unless i am moving something no one acknowledges my presence, and I'm fairly sure I've walked through a closed door. It might have been the wind closing it behind me however.

The constant wailing is new as well, and I can no longer enter the den.

But the real eye opener, is I fucking love Dubstep.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LXO-jKksQkM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NKTpWi5itOM


So, anyway if someone could help with out this this, I can't promise I won't try to kill or possess you, I'd be grateful.

Sterica

Am I the only one getting this weird glitch where new threads pop up without a user?

SanderJK

Can you still eat? Because as I understand it ghosts can't eat.

Also have you been busted yet?

Lord Dave

Hacksaw

If we're talking about pallor, I am most definitely a ghost. It's a serious problem.

#pipe

You're obviously not a ghost because ghosts aren't real

I'd say you're definitely a ghoul, though.

Sir Platypus

You may need a ghost meter



http://www.amazon.com/The-Ghost-Meter-EMF-Sensor/dp/B000ZH7G1E

WheatBun01

what was that spooky noise??

Melding

#pipe wrote: »

You're obviously not a ghost because ghosts aren't real

I'd say you're definitely a ghoul, though.

Oh, you eat one corpse naked during a new moon, and suddenly you're a monster!

I see how it is Pipe!

Death of Rats

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ByO5l00uxKY

JoeUser

How are your EMF levels?

SanderJK

Also ghosts are mentioned in this thread which pretty much requires this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jiH1wNmZTII

#pipe

Melding wrote: »

#pipe wrote: »

You're obviously not a ghost because ghosts aren't real

I'd say you're definitely a ghoul, though.

Oh, you eat one corpse naked during a new moon, and suddenly you're a monster!

I see how it is Pipe!

don't tread on me

Melding

SanderJK wrote: »

Can you still eat? Because as I understand it ghosts can't eat.

Also have you been busted yet?

I can eat, but as a former expert ont his kind of thing, that's not really a tell.

I remain unbusted however, If you know a number I could contact to fix this that would be great. I don't want to haunt this place.

Langly

there are currently more people alive on the planet than have ever lived throughout history. Ghosts are in the minority, and I'm not afraid of them.

nuka

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pg0k2EPJwgI

Mysst

I've never seen ghosts as a threat. aliens, though, who knows with those guys

Xehalus

so is this the electronica thread I've always wanted ghost problems thread

Theodore Floosevelt

#pipe wrote: »

You're obviously not a ghost because ghosts aren't real

I'd say you're definitely a ghoul, though.

i love ghouls

funny little green ghouls

SanderJK

Melding wrote: »

SanderJK wrote: »

Can you still eat? Because as I understand it ghosts can't eat.

Also have you been busted yet?

I can eat, but as a former expert ont his kind of thing, that's not really a tell.

I remain unbusted however, If you know a number I could contact to fix this that would be great. I don't want to haunt this place.

I tried calling the old crew, but I got some dude babbling about Bill Murray having moved on with his life.
Anyone know how to contact the Real Ghostbusters?

Melding

Langly wrote: »

there are currently more people alive on the planet than have ever lived throughout history. Ghosts are in the minority, and I'm not afraid of them.

Die living scum.

Munkus Beaver

Absolutely NO Patrick Swayzeing in this thread

Mysst

I claim Zeddemore!

Theodore Floosevelt

Melding wrote: »

Langly wrote: »

there are currently more people alive on the planet than have ever lived throughout history. Ghosts are in the minority, and I'm not afraid of them.

Die living scum.

so nouveau mort

SCREECH OF THE FARG

if you die on a rocket ship are you then a space ghost

Melding

SanderJK wrote: »

Melding wrote: »

SanderJK wrote: »

Can you still eat? Because as I understand it ghosts can't eat.

Also have you been busted yet?

I can eat, but as a former expert ont his kind of thing, that's not really a tell.

I remain unbusted however, If you know a number I could contact to fix this that would be great. I don't want to haunt this place.

I tried calling the old crew, but I got some dude babbling about Bill Murray having moved on with his life.
Anyone know how to contact the Real Ghostbusters?

yeah, but Lorenzo Music died so you'd have to get Dave Coulier, and do you really want to do that?

Lord Dave

Langly wrote: »

there are currently more people alive on the planet than have ever lived throughout history. Ghosts are in the minority, and I'm not afraid of them.

That's not a true fact!
The ghosts are lying to you to lull you into a false sense of security.

Xehalus

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lVs4uKuj4SI

like I'm not a ghost

Platy

Anyone having a ghost problem

My great-granduncle was an exorcist, I think that qualifies me to take care of it

#pipe

Munkus Beaver wrote: »

Absolutely NO Patrick Swayzeing in this thread

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1RFD8O1pNZk

Swill

Spooky........... ...........

JayKaos

Yeah there's no way that's true. There's more people alive now than were at any one point in history, but not the sum total off all the people who have ever lived.

Platy

Some of my crazier relatives had a room exorcised by Capuchin friars a few years ago

Melding

nuka wrote: »

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pg0k2EPJwgI

this is alright, it's no DMX vs Ghostbusters though.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QJMoo6cX4nE

NSFW: explicit lyrics.

Seg

Langly wrote: »

there are currently more people alive on the planet than have ever lived throughout history. Ghosts are in the minority, and I'm not afraid of them.

I remember being told that as a kid and having a real hard time believing it.

Weaver

http://youtu.be/TCswL-a14Rg

Langly

Lord Dave wrote: »

Langly wrote: »

there are currently more people alive on the planet than have ever lived throughout history. Ghosts are in the minority, and I'm not afraid of them.

That's not a true fact!
The ghosts are lying to you to lull you into a false sense of security.

i don't think Josh Ritter, artist and holder of a college degree in "American History Through Narrative Folk Music," would steer me wrong about science, dave.

cabsy

Platypus Beirut wrote: »

Some of my crazier relatives had a room exorcised by Capuchin friars a few years ago

I thought you meant a herd of monkeys in friar costumes and I was pretty sure your relatives were really extra special crazy

crwth

Langly

After looking this up, the estimate is that roughly 150 billion people have lived and died since an estimated 50,000 BC, one of the things contributing to this number being the extremely high infant mortality rate, which what's a baby ghost going to do, they don't even count.

Old Red Ink

JayKaos wrote: »

Yeah there's no way that's true. There's more people alive now than were at any one point in history, but not the sum total off all the people who have ever lived.

I think the current world population is something like 5% of the total number of people who ever lived. And that's a fact that I half-remember reading on Wikipedia a few years ago, so it's almost certainly true!