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[PA Comic] Friday, June 28, 2013 - What You Wish For

GethGeth LegionPerseus VeilRegistered User, Moderator, Penny Arcade Staff, Vanilla Staff vanilla
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  • HenroidHenroid Mexican kicked from Immigration Thread Centrism is Racism :3Registered User regular
    I really hope Windows 7 can still be purchased legit, otherwise building a new computer is going to be a hesitant experience.

  • PhReeKunPhReeKun Registered User new member
    I officially love that Wallpaper. Even love it so much, i registered here only to say how much i love it.

  • jothkijothki Registered User regular
    I'm sure the utilities that add a start menu can disable this as well, once they're updated.

  • TAFKAPTAFKAP Warrior-Jumper Registered User regular
    .... and the 15 pages of pointless arguing starts.... NOW!

  • jothkijothki Registered User regular
    TAFKAP wrote: »
    .... and the 15 pages of pointless arguing starts.... NOW!

    Seriously, when Linux copies your design paradigm and Apple doesn't, you should know that you're on to something good and you shouldn't ruin it.

  • Monkey Ball WarriorMonkey Ball Warrior A collection of mediocre hats Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    This is accurate. I bet Stardock is pretty happy with this turn of events.

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  • APBAPB Registered User regular
    Microsoft has a thing where they'll release a good OS, then immediately follow it up with a shit one. I wonder if it's a purposeful cycle.

  • Danno81Danno81 Registered User regular
    edited June 2013
    APB wrote: »
    Microsoft has a thing where they'll release a good OS, then immediately follow it up with a shit one. I wonder if it's a purposeful cycle.

    I've noticed this cycle and I think it's due to the following; Microsoft like to release a new and massively updated Windows version pretty regularly. When they make a major change everyone hates it due to 2 main reasons:

    1 - People hate or are afraid of change so they reject the new OS out of hand and hate it for whatever the new change is, it's not entirely objective
    2 - As MS have made such massive changes or entirely rebuilt the software there will be bugs and UI inefficiencies (this is no different to any other new software release included the beloved OSX, which I find my Mac regularly gets patched just as much as my windows machine does)

    Then MS release a new and improved version that fixes what every one hates, the big bugs everyone complained about are gone and enough time has passed for people to accept the new changes and then they like/love it. The cycle from what I know has roughly been people in general liked or dislike the following:

    Win 95/98 (basically the same) - Disliked
    Win 98 Second Edition (a whole new version) - Liked
    Win ME - Disliked
    Win XP - Liked
    Win Vista - Disliked
    Win 7 - Liked
    Win 8 - Disliked
    Win ??? - Will probably be liked

    That's what I've observed in general, however I'm open to debate on whether I'm right or not.

    Edit: Before anyone points it out, yes there will always be people that love or hate any Windows regardless. This can be a result of both rational and irrational reasons.

    Danno81 on
  • jothkijothki Registered User regular
    To be completely fair, though, the only reason I can understand how Windows 7's start menu works is its similarity to Windows XP's start menu. I mean, seriously, a scroll bar in a popup menu? This isn't whatever the heck the Explorer utility is called now, just pop out another menu, and pop out more menus from that. If you start to run out of space, smoothly compress the previous menus.

  • Rhesus PositiveRhesus Positive GNU Terry Pratchett Registered User regular
    I remember there was concern when Windows 7 came out taht it was going to lead to a walled garden of only approved programs. Did that ever happen?

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  • KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    Oh yeah well I'm still on vista so screw you guys with your new OS problems! :(

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  • HenroidHenroid Mexican kicked from Immigration Thread Centrism is Racism :3Registered User regular
    Danno81 wrote: »
    APB wrote: »
    Microsoft has a thing where they'll release a good OS, then immediately follow it up with a shit one. I wonder if it's a purposeful cycle.

    I've noticed this cycle and I think it's due to the following; Microsoft like to release a new and massively updated Windows version pretty regularly. When they make a major change everyone hates it due to 2 main reasons:

    1 - People hate or are afraid of change so they reject the new OS out of hand and hate it for whatever the new change is, it's not entirely objective
    2 - As MS have made such massive changes or entirely rebuilt the software there will be bugs and UI inefficiencies (this is no different to any other new software release included the beloved OSX, which I find my Mac regularly gets patched just as much as my windows machine does)

    Then MS release a new and improved version that fixes what every one hates, the big bugs everyone complained about are gone and enough time has passed for people to accept the new changes and then they like/love it. The cycle from what I know has roughly been:

    Win 95/98 (basically the same) - Disliked
    Win 98 Second Edition (a whole new version) - Liked
    Win ME - Disliked
    Win XP - Liked
    Win Vista - Disliked
    Win 7 - Liked
    Win 8 - Disliked
    Win ??? - Will probably be liked

    That's what I've observed in general, however I'm open to debate on whether I'm right or not.

    Edit: Before anyone points it out, yes there will always be people that love or hate any Windows regardless. This can be a result of both rational and irrational reasons.

    You seem to have left out Windows 2000.

  • Renegade WolfRenegade Wolf Registered User regular
    ugh what, that's a thing you can disable right?

    because I'm fine with windows 8 and really don't care theres no start button because theres like 5 shortcuts that do the same thing

  • Danno81Danno81 Registered User regular
    edited June 2013
    Henroid wrote: »
    You seem to have left out Windows 2000.

    I didn't include 2000 as it was part of the professional NT line. It's not in the same release line as the home consumer versions of windows I listed.

    Danno81 on
  • TubeTube Registered User admin
    Windows 8 is actually the tits so there

  • DaedalusDaedalus Registered User regular
    I remember there was concern when Windows 7 came out taht it was going to lead to a walled garden of only approved programs. Did that ever happen?

    Windows 8 does this but only for "Metro" apps (or whatever they're calling that now; the ones that only run in the new desktop style that nobody seems to like) because breaking backwards compatibility with old Windows software would be suicidal for Microsoft.

    Also I gotta say that I was not pleased to spend forty bucks on the Windows 8 upgrade only to have to spend another five bucks on Start8 to make it usable again.

  • TubeTube Registered User admin
    You didn't. You had to spend five minutes going "oh right it works like this, that's way better"

  • Danno81Danno81 Registered User regular
    Tube wrote: »
    Windows 8 is actually the tits so there

    I upgraded from Win 7 to Win 8 on my uber PC. I like it a lot, there are some issues mostly with driver support, but that's a third party issue that's getting regularly fixed. I have no problem with the tile interface or the location of options. I like it a lot, I had dual booted between 8 and 7 but I found I just stopped using the 7 install so I archived the drive and boot right into 8 now.

  • Mr_GrinchMr_Grinch Registered User regular
    I use vanilla Windows 8 with no added start button. I like it, but tube is wrong, it really isn't 'way better'. The "metro" interface is horrible to use, it's not a matter of getting used to it, it's just terribly designed. The rest of Windows 8 is pretty great though.

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  • MichaelLCMichaelLC In what furnace was thy brain? ChicagoRegistered User regular
    I paid for Start8.

    Just makes no sense to me to have a big button interface on a non-touch system.

  • HevachHevach Registered User regular
    MichaelLC wrote: »
    I paid for Start8.

    Just makes no sense to me to have a big button interface on a non-touch system.

    Or which gives you less control over it than any version of Windows since 3.0 (when they dropped DOS Executive for Program Manager), while strictly limiting what programs can show up as buttons at all, requiring you to clutter your desktop with shortcuts or type the name of the program you want... the very thing Program Manager and the Start Menu were supposed to make unnecessary.

  • GaslightGaslight Registered User regular
    I don't care about the Start button, I just can't stand the Metro tiles. I have a 27" display, I don't really care to put a UI designed for the display of a 5" phone or 10" tablet on it.

  • KoopahTroopahKoopahTroopah The koopas, the troopas. Philadelphia, PARegistered User regular
    edited June 2013
    Messed around with 8 for a bit, I kinda like it. Takes a bit to get used to, but I don't mind it at all. Not to mention it felt faster performance wise?

    KoopahTroopah on
  • NaphtaliNaphtali Hazy + Flow SeaRegistered User regular
    Henroid wrote: »
    I really hope Windows 7 can still be purchased legit, otherwise building a new computer is going to be a hesitant experience.

    There are really simple ways to get around/bypass the metro interface, and Win 8 has better performance then 7, so don't sweat it too much.

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  • Skull2185Skull2185 Registered User regular
    Kinda seems like it should be Tycho in the last panel instead of Gabe.

    Everyone has a price. Throw enough gold around and someone will risk disintegration.
  • HeavyPHeavyP Registered User regular
    MichaelLC wrote: »
    I paid for Start8.

    Just makes no sense to me to have a big button interface on a non-touch system.

    This is really my main quibble. I have a tablet I use for work with Win8 on it, and I love it. It's very intuitive. However, my home laptop is a lot more game and program intensive, and is NOT a touch screen, but unfortunately came with Win8 installed on it. It's not ball-shatteringly bad like some of their previous offerings have been, but it seems extremely pointless - I can use it but I'm not particularly fond of it.

  • DexOZDexOZ Registered User regular
    edited June 2013
    Gabe's eyes in that last panel are awesome, that's some great art right thar.

    And on the operating system argument, well there are things in life I get excited about having to learn from scratch:
    The myriad of console and dashboard controls on a new car
    The peccadilloes of a new girlfriend
    The menu of a nice restaurant

    and their are other things I just can't/couldn't/won't get excited about the prospect of having to learn from scratch:
    How to use my legs
    How to speak the English language
    How to use a god-damned computer

    DexOZ on
  • Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    What the fuck is a computer?

  • Skull2185Skull2185 Registered User regular
    What the fuck is a computer?

    They're these things what make clouds or something.

    Everyone has a price. Throw enough gold around and someone will risk disintegration.
  • herojoeherojoe IndianapolisRegistered User regular
    I don't mind not using the start button, I just never want to see tiles.

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  • Skull2185Skull2185 Registered User regular
    edited June 2013
    Peccadilloes is a new word to me, before I look it up, I'm going to guess it's another word for "nipples".

    BRB.

    Hmm, according to Outlook, a Peccadillo is a "minor offense".

    Skull2185 on
    Everyone has a price. Throw enough gold around and someone will risk disintegration.
  • GaslightGaslight Registered User regular
    Wait, are we talking about computers or com-puters?

  • flamebroiledchickenflamebroiledchicken Registered User regular
    edited June 2013
    A computer is not a smartphone. People don't need all their programs in their face at all times. Metro looks like my mom's XP desktop, cluttered with superfluous icons.

    I like a clean desktop with a minimum of icons on it. When I first tried Windows 8, I started by deleting all the tiles I knew I wouldn't use like News and Sports and Weather and Stock Ticker and all the other bloatware bullshit. I was left with like 5 tiles. At that point, what the hell is the purpose of the Metro interface?

    flamebroiledchicken on
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  • ApogeeApogee Lancks In Every Game Ever Registered User regular
    The merge between Metro apps and regular programs is terrible. All my active programs show up in the task bar, but not metro apps. Why? God knows. Really frustrating when I try to actually use one.

  • geekoidgeekoid Registered User regular
    Danno81 wrote: »
    APB wrote: »
    Microsoft has a thing where they'll release a good OS, then immediately follow it up with a shit one. I wonder if it's a purposeful cycle.

    I've noticed this cycle and I think it's due to the following; Microsoft like to release a new and massively updated Windows version pretty regularly. When they make a major change everyone hates it due to 2 main reasons:

    1 - People hate or are afraid of change so they reject the new OS out of hand and hate it for whatever the new change is, it's not entirely objective
    2 - As MS have made such massive changes or entirely rebuilt the software there will be bugs and UI inefficiencies (this is no different to any other new software release included the beloved OSX, which I find my Mac regularly gets patched just as much as my windows machine does)

    Then MS release a new and improved version that fixes what every one hates, the big bugs everyone complained about are gone and enough time has passed for people to accept the new changes and then they like/love it. The cycle from what I know has roughly been:

    Win 95/98 (basically the same) - Disliked
    Win 98 Second Edition (a whole new version) - Liked
    Win ME - Disliked
    Win XP - Liked
    Win Vista - Disliked
    Win 7 - Liked
    Win 8 - Disliked
    Win ??? - Will probably be liked

    That's what I've observed in general, however I'm open to debate on whether I'm right or not.

    Edit: Before anyone points it out, yes there will always be people that love or hate any Windows regardless. This can be a result of both rational and irrational reasons.

    What that tells us is that you hate new things, then get used to it.

    Now I will break machinery with my head!
  • geekoidgeekoid Registered User regular
    The tiles ARE the start menu.
    The real problem is tile was implemented poorly. Pop us appear no were near where their relevant on the screen, lack of consistence .
    Tiles are faster, more informative and more user friendly then clicking on a button to see a list then go into the list to get to another list.



    Now I will break machinery with my head!
  • Danno81Danno81 Registered User regular
    edited June 2013
    geekoid wrote: »
    Danno81 wrote: »
    APB wrote: »
    Microsoft has a thing where they'll release a good OS, then immediately follow it up with a shit one. I wonder if it's a purposeful cycle.

    I've noticed this cycle and I think it's due to the following; Microsoft like to release a new and massively updated Windows version pretty regularly. When they make a major change everyone hates it due to 2 main reasons:

    1 - People hate or are afraid of change so they reject the new OS out of hand and hate it for whatever the new change is, it's not entirely objective
    2 - As MS have made such massive changes or entirely rebuilt the software there will be bugs and UI inefficiencies (this is no different to any other new software release included the beloved OSX, which I find my Mac regularly gets patched just as much as my windows machine does)

    Then MS release a new and improved version that fixes what every one hates, the big bugs everyone complained about are gone and enough time has passed for people to accept the new changes and then they like/love it. The cycle from what I know has roughly been:

    Win 95/98 (basically the same) - Disliked
    Win 98 Second Edition (a whole new version) - Liked
    Win ME - Disliked
    Win XP - Liked
    Win Vista - Disliked
    Win 7 - Liked
    Win 8 - Disliked
    Win ??? - Will probably be liked

    That's what I've observed in general, however I'm open to debate on whether I'm right or not.

    Edit: Before anyone points it out, yes there will always be people that love or hate any Windows regardless. This can be a result of both rational and irrational reasons.

    What that tells us is that you hate new things, then get used to it.

    That was the point of my original post and I wasn't talking about what I did and didn't like personally, but the general public perception of releases. I actually liked both Vista and Win 8. I preferred 7 over Vista quite a lot though.

    I made a slight edit to my original post so that was clearer.

    Danno81 on
  • wormspeakerwormspeaker Objectively Terrible Registered User regular
    Microsoft knows that the traditional PC market of power users will be lost to Open Source software within the next 10 years. They need to keep their revenue streams flowing. The way to do that is to sell services and hardware. They see how apple has created a market which they can sell hardware bundled with software that also gives them an exclusive stranglehold on the services sold through that market. Microsoft sees their traditional PC market being eroded by Open Source, and the basic user market eroded by Tablets with walled gardens that they can't enter. Microsoft has figuratively wet themselves when they checked out their 10 year outlook. For anyone who thinks Windows8 makes a lot of sense as a tablet OS but not so much as a desktop OS, you're right. It is a tablet OS. It's MS's answer to iOS and Android. They can't compete with those two powerhouses for the current tablet market but they are positioning themselves to be competitive when the tablet market moves toward more fully functioning PC replacements. Microsoft has not completely abandoned the traditional PC market yet, and may never really do so, but it is certainly not their focus now. Metro is a tablet PC design paradigm, not a desktop PC one. You can see the strategy that they were trying to push with the XBone is part of that. They wanted to create a walled garden with the XBone that they could share with Windows8. I wouldn't be surprised if the next Windows OS (or more likely the one after the next) can't be installed on 3rd party PC hardware at all. ("You can't install Windows10 on your PC? That's OK, we have a product for you, it's called Windows9.")

  • flamebroiledchickenflamebroiledchicken Registered User regular
    geekoid wrote: »
    The tiles ARE the start menu.
    The real problem is tile was implemented poorly. Pop us appear no were near where their relevant on the screen, lack of consistence .
    Tiles are faster, more informative and more user friendly then clicking on a button to see a list then go into the list to get to another list.

    How is it faster or more informative for a menu to take up the entire screen instead of a corner of the screen? If I'm just trying to launch Photoshop or a game or whatever, it is much, much faster for me to pull up a list of programs and select it from the list, rather than being transported to a full-screen experience full of moving and blinking icons, with a completely different interface than the rest of the OS.

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  • Warlock82Warlock82 Never pet a burning dog Registered User regular
    I'm mostly just wondering how long it will take for Microsoft to fuck everyone over by not supporting Windows 7 with software updates anymore (i.e. DirectX).

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