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Scott Kurtz?

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    GrogGrog My sword is only steel in a useful shape.Registered User regular
    Vin Diesel doesn't have a driving license.

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    BrainleechBrainleech 機知に富んだコメントはここにあります Registered User regular
    Grog wrote: »
    Vin Diesel doesn't have a driving license.

    He has no need to drive the shear about of his awesome aura does it for him

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    Rhesus PositiveRhesus Positive GNU Terry Pratchett Registered User regular
    Vin Diesel doesn't need to go anywhere - the world rotates underneath him to place him at his desired location.

    Scott Kurtz, on the other hand, just says, "Later that day..." and the universe jump-cuts him to his next scene.

    [Muffled sounds of gorilla violence]
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    BrainleechBrainleech 機知に富んだコメントはここにあります Registered User regular
    so if either of them say Meanwhile back at the ranch?

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    Rhesus PositiveRhesus Positive GNU Terry Pratchett Registered User regular
    ~Whoosh~ transported to the Hidden Valley.

    [Muffled sounds of gorilla violence]
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    BrainleechBrainleech 機知に富んだコメントはここにあります Registered User regular
    I wonder what Hidden valley smells like

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    SnowbeatSnowbeat i need something to kick this thing's ass over the lineRegistered User regular
    hell

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    UsagiUsagi Nah Registered User regular
    Paula Deen

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    DirtyDirtyVagrantDirtyDirtyVagrant Registered User regular
    God damn it, Usagi.

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    NaphtaliNaphtali Hazy + Flow SeaRegistered User regular
    Alec Baldwin

    Steam | Nintendo ID: Naphtali | Wish List
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    BrainleechBrainleech 機知に富んだコメントはここにあります Registered User regular
    Of sour cream and wild flowers
    That odd smell you get from the powered Hidden Valley Ranch is just the ashes of all that once lived and served it's purpose

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    HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    Brainleech wrote: »
    Grog wrote: »
    Vin Diesel doesn't have a driving license.

    He has no need to drive the shear about of his awesome aura does it for him

    Vin Diesel doesn't drive cars, the cars are riding on Vin Diesel.

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    DirtyDirtyVagrantDirtyDirtyVagrant Registered User regular
    For some reason, Jess bringing up Paula Deen gave me the idea of doing a horrible cooking show just to be ironic. Where you'd make cereal, ramen, kraft mac n cheese, hot dogs, chicken nuggets, pizza rolls, hot pockets, etc etc. Just a bunch of stupid shit.

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    rhylithrhylith Death Rabbits HoustonRegistered User regular
    For some reason, Jess bringing up Paula Deen gave me the idea of doing a horrible cooking show just to be ironic. Where you'd make cereal, ramen, kraft mac n cheese, hot dogs, chicken nuggets, pizza rolls, hot pockets, etc etc. Just a bunch of stupid shit.

    http://www.foodnetwork.com/semi-homemade-cooking-with-sandra-lee/index.html

    ?

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    sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    Scott Kurtz is close personal friends with George Washington, Benjamin Franklin, Thomas Jefferson, and John Adams.

    On July 4th, 1776, in front of the Continental Congress, he double-dog-dared them to declare Independence from Great Britain, quote: "just for laughs".

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    Bendery It Like BeckhamBendery It Like Beckham Hopeless Registered User regular
    Scott Kurtz once taught the world to truly love. After a few grueling hours the world tapped out.

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    sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    Scott Kurtz once taught the world to truly love. After a few grueling hours the world tapped out.

    9 months later, America was born.

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    sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    sarukun wrote: »
    Scott Kurtz once taught the world to truly love. After a few grueling hours the world tapped out.

    9 months later, America was born.

    The name on America's birth certificate?

    Scott Kurtz.

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    BrainleechBrainleech 機知に富んだコメントはここにあります Registered User regular
    rhylith wrote: »
    For some reason, Jess bringing up Paula Deen gave me the idea of doing a horrible cooking show just to be ironic. Where you'd make cereal, ramen, kraft mac n cheese, hot dogs, chicken nuggets, pizza rolls, hot pockets, etc etc. Just a bunch of stupid shit.

    http://www.foodnetwork.com/semi-homemade-cooking-with-sandra-lee/index.html

    ?

    That woman is a lush
    And taught me how to make a hell of a rusty nail

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    BrainleechBrainleech 機知に富んだコメントはここにあります Registered User regular
    sarukun wrote: »
    Scott Kurtz is close personal friends with George Washington, Benjamin Franklin, Thomas Jefferson, and John Adams.

    On July 4th, 1776, in front of the Continental Congress, he double-dog-dared them to declare Independence from Great Britain, quote: "just for laughs".

    The funny thing is Thomas Paine really did this

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    King RiptorKing Riptor Registered User regular
    For some reason, Jess bringing up Paula Deen gave me the idea of doing a horrible cooking show just to be ironic. Where you'd make cereal, ramen, kraft mac n cheese, hot dogs, chicken nuggets, pizza rolls, hot pockets, etc etc. Just a bunch of stupid shit.

    No lie my brother makes ramen by putting the noodles in cold water then boiling it. The mess this makes is horrendous and he refuses to admit he's doing it wrong.

    So odds ate your show would be seen as a godsend

    I have a podcast now. It's about video games and anime!Find it here.
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    TheStigTheStig Registered User regular
    Making a box of Kraft mac and cheese perfectly is an art.

    bnet: TheStig#1787 Steam: TheStig
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    Goose!Goose! That's me, honey Show me the way home, honeyRegistered User regular
    Brainleech wrote: »
    sarukun wrote: »
    Scott Kurtz is close personal friends with George Washington, Benjamin Franklin, Thomas Jefferson, and John Adams.

    On July 4th, 1776, in front of the Continental Congress, he double-dog-dared them to declare Independence from Great Britain, quote: "just for laughs".

    The funny thing is Thomas Paine really did this

    That's because Thomas Paine is one of Scott Kurtz's past identities, being a highlander and all. He's also known as Gengis Kahn, Jesus Christ, and Mr. Rogers.

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    Burning OrganBurning Organ Registered User regular
    Scott Kurtz don't give a damn 'bout no trumpet playing band.

    Ain't what he calls rock'n'roll.


    Wait what are we doing? I came in late.

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    HugmasterGeneralHugmasterGeneral Poopmaster General YobuttRegistered User regular
    Scott Kurtz has never read the directions on the box.

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    BrainleechBrainleech 機知に富んだコメントはここにあります Registered User regular
    Scott Kurtz no longer consumes cats
    They give him gas

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    FyndirFyndir Registered User regular
    Scott Kurtz has posted several Scott Kurtz 'facts' in this very thread, they are the only ones which are not true.

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    Mr FuzzbuttMr Fuzzbutt Registered User regular
    Scott Kurtz once cease & desisted another comic artist for having a blue character in their comic.

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    BrainleechBrainleech 機知に富んだコメントはここにあります Registered User regular
    Scott Kurtz once cease & desisted another comic artist for having a blue character in their comic.

    He sent Morgan Freeman to read it to the party involved

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    HugmasterGeneralHugmasterGeneral Poopmaster General YobuttRegistered User regular
    It read as follows:

    Get busy living, or get busy dying.

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    BrainleechBrainleech 機知に富んだコメントはここにあります Registered User regular
    His sonorous tones turn shit into gold

    Scott Kurtz once asked Morgan Freeman to read everyone's story at a Fiction Workshop out loud despite his pleas

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    ElderlycrawfishElderlycrawfish Registered User regular
    Scott Kurtz was the only webcomicer to survive the Webcomic Wars. Now all webcomicers are Scott Kurtz.

    Filming Strip Search required lots of costume changes and him moving so fast as to seem to be in 12 places at once.

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