There is no way to put this gently, but you are sparkly as all hell. [fashion/beauty]

World as Myth

Welcome to the SE++ Beauty /Lookin' Fine /Your Mother Would Kill You If She Saw You Walking Out of the House Like That /You Have A Purty Mouth /etc. Thread

Discuss all things makeup, hair, clothes, anything that you put on your person that makes you look in the mirror and go "yes this is acceptable for outside my house." Don't be shy, this is a safe place. We promise to leer on command.

And give helpful advice, whatever, sure.
previous iterations:
On Wednesdays, We Wear Pink
Gurl, You Look Good
Vilify Vanity or Be Beautifully Brainwashed
Sephora F&Fam Sale
Are Those Galaxy Leggings Or Is Your Butt An Astronaut
You're So Vain, You Probably Think This Thread Is About You
Florals, for Spring? Groundbreaking.
Where Do I Buy Hairbrush, Chemist?
I Want to Be Sophia Loren When I Grow Up

--- HELPFUL LINKS ---
Nails

All Lacquered Up
The Swatchaholic
Scrangie

Makeup

Temptalia
Essie Button
Lisa Eldridge
MakeupAlley
MakeUpGeek

Glasses

GlassesUSA
Coastal
Warby Parker
Classic Specs
Mezzmer
Zenni Optical
39 Dollar Glasses
Global Eyeglasses
Sneaking Duck
Tortoise and Blonde
[sourced from this blog post and article]

Hair
@Garret Dorigan

Fashion Get!

Etsy
Modcloth
Pinup Girl
Zappos
6pm

Style Bloggish

-- errybody
Lookbook
The Sartorialist
Advanced Style
-- Wimminswear
Man Repeller
-- Menswear
Dappered
Put This On
Street Etiquette
The Bengal Stripe

first GIS result for "fashion!"

yeah, i'll take it.

TheySlashThem

I thought keith's thread was the new fashion thread at first

M.D.

i wear clothes, sometimes they are fashion

interrobang

what's a fashion

Antimatter

interrobang wrote: »

what's a fashion

Darmak

I just wear my work uniforms around the house when I get off work, and sometimes if I'm being a disgustingly lazy slob I'll wear em on the weekends if I don't shower. I don't think they're considered any sort of fashion though.

M.D.

I prefer winter, cause jackets are awesome :C

Clint Eastwood

me irl

Veldrin

This beard is driving me insane.

Clint Eastwood

Look how awesome this kid is! I love Hel Looks.

Darmak

That kid looks like he stole a bunch of shit out of a dumpster around Christmas time.

Magus`

@World as Myth Get a mod to quote it and place it in the thread for you.

Magus`

Magus` wrote: »

@World as Myth Get a mod to quote it and place it in the thread for you.

@Bogey / @Rakenphile

Futore

set up a quote, copy and past the text body and the link to the post serial number within the BBCODE. never ask anything of the mods

Grey Ghost

Any request of the mods should be phrased like Conan's prayer to Crom

Usagi

Goddammmit @Futore

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Futore

Usagi wrote: »

Goddammmit @Futore

This post brought to you by rum

hahahahahahahahaha fuck

Abracadaniel

They are a fickle lot, especially when it comes to repeating threads. Best not to raise their ire.

Magus`

I'm sorry. You can throw me in a volcano.

Sterica

I posted stuff in the OP from the old thread. I hope that's what WaM wanted.

Usagi

Futore wrote: »

Usagi wrote: »

Goddammmit @Futore

This post brought to you by rum

hahahahahahahahaha fuck

Ahahahahaha

Magus`

@Usagi They mean to murder me! Help!

Futore

Usagi wrote: »

Futore wrote: »

Usagi wrote: »

Goddammmit @Futore

This post brought to you by rum

hahahahahahahahaha fuck

Ahahahahaha

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Futore

so fashion related post:

unfortunately Bank of America is Satan and i couldn't withdraw proper cash to get my bike today, but here is the new jacket I got. It's got armor and everything without having to resort to leathers! woop wooooooooop



didnt take a picture of the helmet, but i was able to find a biltwell gringo which i didn't expect http://uncrate.com/p/2013/06/biltwell-gringo-helmet-xl.jpg
So good and simple

Joolander

that is a really nice jacket Futore



also, here is this

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=46b1QOYdVjQ

Usagi

Re: motorcycle jacket

Goddammmit @Futore

Karrde1842

Futore, why you gotta be so good looking? Making the rest of us guys look bad.

lonelyahava

guysssss


I got new glasses yesterday!

they're blue!


and I'm going to be trying to get contacts!

eep!

interrobang

ugh the Adidas x Mastermind summer collab collection went on sale real recently and i forgot all about it and now the hi tops are going to be on ebay for like 6 bills and fuckkkkk

Veldrin

Pics Ahava

pics pics pics pics

Poorochondriac

interrobang wrote: »

what's a fashion

A miserable pile of sequins

Shorty

Clint Eastwood wrote: »

Look how awesome this kid is! I love Hel Looks.

that's how I dressed when I was a kid

N1tSt4lker

Futore, that jacket suits you.

Smasher

For future reference, you can quote from a locked thread by doing this.

Usagi

Goddammmit @World as Myth

lonelyahava

Well i don't have them YET. they have to be made!

but the main pair is kind of like this :



And then the back up pair is king of like this, only a dark blue instead of the lime green



I can't seem to find the EXACT pairs on their website, so those are not precise, but the vague idea.

World as Myth

a few things that usagi and I worked out over dinner tonight:

- that we love @lonelyahava
- that we love yellow handbags
- that we are cougars

Blake T

Fuck you Kate, I'm older than you and I'm not ready to be old.

Blake T

The other things are acceptable.

lonelyahava

wait what..

you girls were out to dinner tonight and you found time to talk about me?

I am both shocked and ultimately flattered!

No really, I am blushing!

Usagi

World as Myth wrote: »

a few things that usagi and I worked out over dinner tonight:

- that we love @lonelyahava
- that we love yellow handbags
- that we are cougars

Also other things that are not appropriate for public discussion but are incredibly important and interesting