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descdesc Goretexing to deathRegistered User regular
edited July 2013 in Debate and/or Discourse
I was going to post a Cronut recipe but it looked like a pain in the ass.

Here's a picture instead:

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If EM is still making a chat then I don't apologize. 10 minutes is a long time.

Here's a DBZ graph:

45BORYK.jpg

Here's a pizza squirrel:

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These are mustache rainbow socks:

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Here's Pacific rim:

http://youtu.be/QyNuFCG2dVE

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  • ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User, Moderator mod
    g925404f6.jpg

    "I can’t do it. I fucking suck at it."
    — Edward Milligan, frustrated novelist no good at describing hands

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
  • RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    I was tempted to make a [chat] commenting on the building levels of entropy that [chat] is experiencing.

  • descdesc Goretexing to death Registered User regular
    Anthony Weiner should have sexted Cronut coupons instead of dick pix and he'd be way more popular right now

  • SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    edited July 2013
    UGH FINALLY

    I HAVE THREE POSTS BACKED UP IN THE SHAFT

    first: the biggest cupcake there is just three and a quarter inches wide NUT UP AND SMOOSH IT IN YOUR FACE

    second: I stopped taking strattera for concerta today and my penis already shoots piss wicked hard again and I'm not sleeping for three hours every day

    so baby cocaine

    third: DBZ GRAPH BROS

    45BORYK.jpg

    Sarksus on
  • SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    I'm like a shark, if I don't post I die

  • descdesc Goretexing to death Registered User regular
    What is the courtesy wait time as a backup anyway?

  • SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    desc wrote: »
    What is the courtesy wait time as a backup anyway?

    Shorter than how long you waited, Cunningham.

  • ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User, Moderator mod
    desc wrote: »
    What is the courtesy wait time as a backup anyway?

    I always thought 5-10 mins

    but gooby is a man with shit to do

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
  • RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    desc wrote: »
    What is the courtesy wait time as a backup anyway?

    My rule of thumb is ten minutes.

  • TTODewbackTTODewback Puts the drawl in ya'll I think I'm in HellRegistered User regular
    omg cupcakes
    I have never been able to finish one of the full size cupcakes
    too damned big
    delicious but huge.

    Bless your heart.
  • descdesc Goretexing to death Registered User regular
    Sarksus wrote: »
    desc wrote: »
    What is the courtesy wait time as a backup anyway?

    Shorter than how long you waited, Cunningham.

    I didn't want to be rude to EM >_>

  • SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    desc wrote: »
    Sarksus wrote: »
    desc wrote: »
    What is the courtesy wait time as a backup anyway?

    Shorter than how long you waited, Cunningham.

    I didn't want to be rude to EM >_>

    I almost died from a lack of postsygen. That is rude!

  • descdesc Goretexing to death Registered User regular
    Okay well I waited 10 minutes and therefore I'm not a brute

    Feed me a Cronut as a reward

  • descdesc Goretexing to death Registered User regular
    Guys what else should we have in the OP

  • SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    desc wrote: »
    Guys what else should we have in the OP

    the dbz graph

  • ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User, Moderator mod
    desc wrote: »
    Guys what else should we have in the OP

    pizza

    a squirrel

    rainbow-striped socks

    a man with a mustache

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
  • skippydumptruckskippydumptruck Registered User regular
    what in the hell

  • RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    desc wrote: »
    Guys what else should we have in the OP

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QyNuFCG2dVE

  • GimGim a tall glass of water Registered User regular
  • DeebaserDeebaser on my way to work in a suit and a tie Ahhhh...come on fucking guyRegistered User regular
    This chat took so long I gave Jezebel a click out of boredom.

  • y2jake215y2jake215 certified Flat Birther theorist the Last Good Boy onlineRegistered User regular
    desc wrote: »
    Guys what else should we have in the OP

    desc

    Yankin'

    C8Ft8GE.jpg
    maybe i'm streaming terrible dj right now if i am its here
  • SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    desc did it

    he put a dbz graph in a chat thread OP

    this is more momentous than obama becoming president

  • ShivahnShivahn Unaware of her barrel shifter privilege Western coastal temptressRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Chanus wrote: »
    desc wrote: »
    Guys what else should we have in the OP

    pizza

    a squirrel

    rainbow-striped socks

    a man with a mustache

    Ohh socks >.>

    My interpretation was awesomer.

  • GooeyGooey (\/)┌¶─¶┐(\/) pinch pinchRegistered User regular
    the kind of [chat] a bitch would wear

    919UOwT.png
  • Houn2Houn2 Registered User, __BANNED USERS new member
    im still wondering what was so bad what about my post that made me eat a serious AND a permaban

    fuck you @jacobkosh

  • TTODewbackTTODewback Puts the drawl in ya'll I think I'm in HellRegistered User regular
    WTB Shiba [Chat]

    look at poast

    many pictures

    wow

    shiba desu

    wow kawaii

    Bless your heart.
  • Rear Admiral ChocoRear Admiral Choco I wanna be an owl, Jerry! Owl York CityRegistered User regular
    edited July 2013
    Just took a long hot shower before going out for groceries

    Gonna make some tacos and cornbread tonight

    wow

    so hygiene

    shopping for fud

    so responsibility

    wow

    removing hungry

    Rear Admiral Choco on
  • syndalissyndalis Getting Classy On the WallRegistered User, Loves Apple Products, Transition Team regular
    BASIC FITNESS QUESTION TIME:

    I did an 1100 calorie workout today. I usually try to eat about 1700-1800 calories a day.

    It has been so impressively long since I have done a workout that intense that I don't recall if I should ramp up my caloric intake or not. I'm not feeling extra hungry or anything, so I'm not entirely sure how to proceed.

    SW-4158-3990-6116
    Let's play Mario Kart or something...
  • descdesc Goretexing to death Registered User regular
    y2jake215 wrote: »
    desc wrote: »
    Guys what else should we have in the OP

    desc

    Yankin'

    I feel like yankin pushes the limits of worksafe ness pretty hard >_>

  • SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    syndalis wrote: »
    BASIC FITNESS QUESTION TIME:

    I did an 1100 calorie workout today. I usually try to eat about 1700-1800 calories a day.

    It has been so impressively long since I have done a workout that intense that I don't recall if I should ramp up my caloric intake or not. I'm not feeling extra hungry or anything, so I'm not entirely sure how to proceed.

    Well are you trying to get gainz

    if you want gainz you should up your calories so your gainz can eat

  • y2jake215y2jake215 certified Flat Birther theorist the Last Good Boy onlineRegistered User regular
    well it was only two weeks but i'm gonna guess it'll be longer now

    C8Ft8GE.jpg
    maybe i'm streaming terrible dj right now if i am its here
  • wanderingwandering Russia state-affiliated media Registered User regular
    There's a city in Brazil that has banned all outdoor advertising, which I think is pretty neat.

    São Paulo, one of the largest cities in the world.

  • ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User, Moderator mod
    desc you are a gentleman

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
  • syndalissyndalis Getting Classy On the WallRegistered User, Loves Apple Products, Transition Team regular
    Sarksus wrote: »
    syndalis wrote: »
    BASIC FITNESS QUESTION TIME:

    I did an 1100 calorie workout today. I usually try to eat about 1700-1800 calories a day.

    It has been so impressively long since I have done a workout that intense that I don't recall if I should ramp up my caloric intake or not. I'm not feeling extra hungry or anything, so I'm not entirely sure how to proceed.

    Well are you trying to get gainz

    if you want gainz you should up your calories so your gainz can eat

    In truth, I am not entirely sure what I want first.

    Yes, I want SOME gains, but I also have 20-25 pounds of plain old blubber that I need to get rid of.

    SW-4158-3990-6116
    Let's play Mario Kart or something...
  • descdesc Goretexing to death Registered User regular
    Okay the chat is updated. Chanus I consolidated your suggestions!

  • ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User, Moderator mod
    wandering wrote: »
    There's a city in Brazil that has banned all outdoor advertising, which I think is pretty neat.

    São Paulo, one of the largest cities in the world.

    sounds kind of like nonsense but i guess if that's what they want to do

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
  • y2jake215y2jake215 certified Flat Birther theorist the Last Good Boy onlineRegistered User regular
    desc wrote: »
    y2jake215 wrote: »
    desc wrote: »
    Guys what else should we have in the OP

    desc

    Yankin'

    I feel like yankin pushes the limits of worksafe ness pretty hard >_>

    wise sensei

    C8Ft8GE.jpg
    maybe i'm streaming terrible dj right now if i am its here
  • Rear Admiral ChocoRear Admiral Choco I wanna be an owl, Jerry! Owl York CityRegistered User regular
    syndalis wrote: »
    BASIC FITNESS QUESTION TIME:

    I did an 1100 calorie workout today. I usually try to eat about 1700-1800 calories a day.

    It has been so impressively long since I have done a workout that intense that I don't recall if I should ramp up my caloric intake or not. I'm not feeling extra hungry or anything, so I'm not entirely sure how to proceed.

    When I was being more careful about it I was consuming 1850 net calories per day and losing about a pound and a half a week when I was about 240-250 pounds, I dropped weight pretty consistently on that for a few months until I stopped doing it

    Note that that was after exercise had been taken into account, so on a day where I exercised more I might have had something extra to compensate (more like the other way around)

  • skippydumptruckskippydumptruck Registered User regular
    sarks is a shit wizard

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