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dear se++

bongibongi regular
edited March 2007 in Social Entropy++
today i discovered that i have the flu

proper flu, not "blocked nose and sore throat" flu
diagnosed by a real doctor and everything

i feel like half a pound of god help us

and i am restricted to my bed for the forseeable future

itt shower me with affection and/or tell me how to make the hurting and coughing stop

mainly the second one

if you shower me with affection you might get internet flu too
or internet aids or hepatitis

also i hope i do not have bird flu! that would be a bit of a bugger, i might die

i probably don't though, because bird flu is for birds and not people

bongi on
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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited March 2007
    I had the flu when I was in disney world

    Garlic Bread on
  • DaySleeperDaySleeper regular
    edited March 2007
    bongi I totally told you you had the flu

    Does that mean that I am the doctor?

    DaySleeper on
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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Only the cleansing power of fire or alcohol can help you now.

    Hunter on
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  • bongibongi regular
    edited March 2007
    DaySleeper wrote: »
    bongi I totally told you you had the flu

    Does that mean that I am the doctor?

    yes



    yes it does

    bongi on
  • WeaverWeaver Breakfast Witch Hashus BrowniusRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    you're fucked

    Weaver on
  • ascotascot Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    inject some....




    .....vapour rub.

    Super effective!

    ascot on
  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited March 2007
    Who won the forum battle? I've been offline for almost a month now and missed the whole fucking thing.

    Raijin Quickfoot on
  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    god is telling you to stop having sex with men

    Kuribo's Shoe on
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  • The Green Eyed MonsterThe Green Eyed Monster i blame hip hop Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Are you puking? Did your mom buy you 7-Up? If your mom doesn't bring you 7-Up you will never be cured.

    The Green Eyed Monster on
  • StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    The flu is your body's way of flipping you off.

    Stale on
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  • bongibongi regular
    edited March 2007
    celery77 wrote: »
    Are you puking?

    no but if i move around too fast i get dizzy and have to sit down before i chuck

    bongi on
  • PataPata Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Raijin Quickfoot wrote: »
    Who won the forum battle? I've been offline for almost a month now and missed the whole fucking thing.

    Berk.

    Pata on
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  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited March 2007
    Pata wrote: »
    Raijin Quickfoot wrote: »
    Who won the forum battle? I've been offline for almost a month now and missed the whole fucking thing.

    Berk.

    Not unexpected.

    Raijin Quickfoot on
  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited March 2007
    bongi I'm going to need to take your temperature
    :winky:

    Druhim on
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  • J. GrantJ. Grant Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited March 2007
    Put a thick layer of Vick's Vapo-rub on your feet.

    J. Grant on
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  • bongibongi regular
    edited March 2007
    Druhim wrote: »
    bongi I'm going to need to take your temperature
    :winky:

    bending over






    hey that is not a thermometer

    bongi on
  • Synthetic OrangeSynthetic Orange Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    This is a meat thermometer.

    Synthetic Orange on
  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited March 2007
    you pussy

    my sister in law has fucking crazy mono and has since january

    blisters in her throat the size of peanuts

    pull the tampon out of your ass and stop crying

    Rankenphile on
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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    bongi please don't infect the rest of the board with spanish flu


    that would not be good at all

    PiptheFair on
  • bongibongi regular
    edited March 2007
    Rankenphile wrote: »
    you pussy

    my sister in law has fucking crazy mono and has since january

    blisters in her throat the size of peanuts

    pull the tampon out of your ass and stop crying

    MAYBE YOUR SISTER SHOULD MAKE A THREAD THEN



    FATTY

    bongi on
  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited March 2007
    bongi wrote: »
    Rankenphile wrote: »
    you pussy

    my sister in law has fucking crazy mono and has since january

    blisters in her throat the size of peanuts

    pull the tampon out of your ass and stop crying

    MAYBE YOUR SISTER SHOULD MAKE A THREAD THEN



    FATTY

    I'm going to give you the same advice my father gave to me, and his father before him, and so on back into the ages.



    "Quit crying and walk it off, faggot."

    Rankenphile on
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  • bongibongi regular
    edited March 2007
    Rankenphile wrote: »
    bongi wrote: »
    Rankenphile wrote: »
    you pussy

    my sister in law has fucking crazy mono and has since january

    blisters in her throat the size of peanuts

    pull the tampon out of your ass and stop crying

    MAYBE YOUR SISTER SHOULD MAKE A THREAD THEN



    FATTY

    I'm going to give you the same advice my father gave to me, and his father before him, and so on back into the ages.



    "Quit crying and walk it off, faggot."


    i'm pretty sure that is the worst advice in the history of medicine

    it's a toss up between that and

    "bash a hole in your head to let the evil spirit out"

    bongi on
  • JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    The key to not getting the bird flu is to not put your dick in dead birds.

    Jordyn on
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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited March 2007
    bongi wrote: »
    Rankenphile wrote: »
    bongi wrote: »
    Rankenphile wrote: »
    you pussy

    my sister in law has fucking crazy mono and has since january

    blisters in her throat the size of peanuts

    pull the tampon out of your ass and stop crying

    MAYBE YOUR SISTER SHOULD MAKE A THREAD THEN



    FATTY

    I'm going to give you the same advice my father gave to me, and his father before him, and so on back into the ages.



    "Quit crying and walk it off, faggot."


    i'm pretty sure that is the worst advice in the history of medicine

    That sort of explains why most of the men in my family die around 40 or so, actually.

    Rankenphile on
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  • bongibongi regular
    edited March 2007
    Rankenphile wrote: »
    bongi wrote: »
    Rankenphile wrote: »
    bongi wrote: »
    Rankenphile wrote: »
    you pussy

    my sister in law has fucking crazy mono and has since january

    blisters in her throat the size of peanuts

    pull the tampon out of your ass and stop crying

    MAYBE YOUR SISTER SHOULD MAKE A THREAD THEN



    FATTY

    I'm going to give you the same advice my father gave to me, and his father before him, and so on back into the ages.



    "Quit crying and walk it off, faggot."


    i'm pretty sure that is the worst advice in the history of medicine

    That sort of explains why most of the men in my family die around 40 or so, actually.

    "it's only hepatitis, i'll drink it into submission!"

    bongi on
  • ascotascot Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Jordyn wrote: »
    The key to not getting the bird flu is to not put your dick in dead birds.

    easier said than done!

    ascot on
  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    just rub some dirt into it

    PiptheFair on
  • BergyBergy Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    I've given AIDS to 23 different children within the last fortnight.

    I'm like the Santa Claus of Death.

    Bergy on
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  • JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    ascot wrote: »
    Jordyn wrote: »
    The key to not getting the bird flu is to not put your dick in dead birds.

    easier said than done!

    Their feathers all ruffled.

    The smooth curve of their beak.

    So...so soft.

    oh god.

    Jordyn on
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  • MeizMeiz Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Dear bongi,

    Stop being such a fucking wuss and come play C&C3 later

    Love, Meiz.

    Meiz on
  • ascotascot Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Jordyn wrote: »
    ascot wrote: »
    Jordyn wrote: »
    The key to not getting the bird flu is to not put your dick in dead birds.

    easier said than done!

    Their feathers all ruffled.

    The smooth curve of their beak.

    So...so soft.

    oh god.

    i mean, those flamingos, with long, slender legs....





    D:

    ascot on
  • bongibongi regular
    edited March 2007
    Meiz wrote: »
    Dear bongi,

    Stop being such a fucking wuss and come play C&C3 later

    Love, Meiz.

    dear meiz

    i don't have c&c3




    :(



    love bongi

    bongi on
  • ben0207ben0207 Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Jordyn wrote: »
    The key to not getting the bird flu is to not put your dick in dead birds.


    yeah, now you tell us.

    ben0207 on
  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited March 2007
    they weren't dead when I started

    so i think I'm safe

    Rankenphile on
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  • JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Were they dying, Rank?

    It's ok to put your dick in healthy birds.

    If they were dying though, we might have a problem.

    Jordyn on
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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited March 2007
    well considering the fact that I'm ramming a human size phallus into a bird size butthole, I'm pretty sure that yeah they were dying jordyn duh

    Rankenphile on
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  • tsplittertsplitter Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    i think im gonna move to tennessee in the near future

    tsplitter on
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  • JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    My diagnosis is that you will be dead in a week.

    Jordyn on
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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Jordyn wrote: »
    The key to not getting the bird flu is to not put your dick in dead birds.

    Telling him now doesn't stop the flu he already has now does it.

    Hunter on
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  • JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    also you have a lupus.

    Jordyn on
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