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[TRENCHES] Tuesday, September 3, 2013 - Diagram

GethGeth LegionPerseus VeilRegistered User, Moderator, Penny Arcade Staff, Vanilla Staff vanilla
edited September 2013 in The Penny Arcade Hub
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Unenjoyment: A break from the trenches.

Anonymous

I have been in and out of the Trenches for about 12 years…...

I started as a QA Tester working on Dreamcast titles. After 18 months (we didn’t have yearly contracts back then), some inner QA conflict led to everyone having a “Two week break.” We never returned- only the leads and some top brass were saved.

I was pulled of the Trenches for 2 months..

My next tour of duty was for a First Party company, testing everything Sony, PSOne, PS2, PSP, PS3. I was in the trenches for about 8 years. I have seen some things no QA Soldier should see, a lot of section 8 testers; casualties of Crunch time, some let go for having NSFW content on the PC Screen. I have gotten to believe that all good things don’t last, and the trenches I had called home for 8 years was hit with a nuclear blast labelled “budget and consolidation.”

Only 8 out of the over 270 troops were saved, I went with the masses..

This stint of time away was short for some, as we had some troops make it out before the blast and send word about a company taking off making games for Facebook. Those that were not affected by the fallout jumped at the opportunity, some I never heard from again. I didn’t go immediately, and for a month instead spent the time with my wife and 3 kids, Christmas was…..peaceful, but the sounds of flaming producers, explosively bad builds and the late night camaraderie with the troops in the trenches had me itching to get back in.

The energy of the AAA Facebook gaming company was high, Things were blowing up around me and I was itching to get back into the thick of things. I lasted 7 months before I got a call from a manager friend of mine, wanting me to be a lead for another company doing Facebook games. I took the gig and learned how to command troops. This tour of duty lasted all of 14 months, while my other comrades continued to battle on without me.

I sit now, in the early afternoon, collecting what the others call “Unenjoyment!” working on a cup of coffee and reading the Tales from the Trenches. I often think about some of the young men and women who didn’t make it out in one piece and some, on the other hand, who survived the and landed in trenches of another make and model; Producers, AP’s and developers.

I could get a job in retail, maybe get a job in something people may refer to as “Rewarding” even. But it wouldn’t be QA and it wouldn’t satisfy the itch.


Geth on

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  • CambiataCambiata Commander Shepard The likes of which even GAWD has never seenRegistered User regular
    First time I've laughed at The Trenches comic.

    Monica + Ty you are magic.

    "excuse my French
    But fuck you — no, fuck y'all, that's as blunt as it gets"
    - Kendrick Lamar, "The Blacker the Berry"
  • kismesisterkismesister Mu Bellevue, WARegistered User regular
    I haven't enjoyed The Trenches much at all, but if this is the new direction yes. Yes I approve.

    I had only been keeping up with it because I liked the way Mary Cagle handled the pretty stiff character designs, but good art + better writing pleases the Mu.

  • tapeslingertapeslinger Space Unicorn Slush Ranger Social Justice Rebel ScumRegistered User regular
    oh my
    having enjoyed this thing from the beginning, I really love the current direction and I think they'll grow into it just fine.
    "I think we're gonna need the whiteboard" is just
    yes
    thank you
    more please!

  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    diggin the new artist

  • GoslingGosling Looking Up Soccer In Mongolia Right Now, Probably Watertown, WIRegistered User regular
    I didn't originally stick with The Trenches for long, but knowing that Monica and Ty have just been handed the reins, I'm on board. Ty's writing is funny as hell, Monica's great with visual gags, and they seem to have one of the stronger working relationships of the Strip Search roster. The strip's in good hands.

    I have a new soccer blog The Minnow Tank. Reading it psychically kicks Sepp Blatter in the bean bag.
  • CambiataCambiata Commander Shepard The likes of which even GAWD has never seenRegistered User regular
    Also I notice that despite it being officially announced, the about the artists credits are still wrong on the website. I was willing to wave it off when the change first happened since I figured the announcement was going to be special and all that. Now that the announcement is done with, not crediting the people doing the comic gets increasingly stinky.

    "excuse my French
    But fuck you — no, fuck y'all, that's as blunt as it gets"
    - Kendrick Lamar, "The Blacker the Berry"
  • TubeTube Registered User admin
    It was announced two days ago. Get a grip.

  • CambiataCambiata Commander Shepard The likes of which even GAWD has never seenRegistered User regular
    Most pro websites that know in advance that an important announcement is going to be made on a certain day have the website update ready in advance.

    "excuse my French
    But fuck you — no, fuck y'all, that's as blunt as it gets"
    - Kendrick Lamar, "The Blacker the Berry"
  • Angry_SamoanAngry_Samoan Now with 20% more mange... Registered User regular
    edited September 2013
    While I liked the conversation between Cora and Cora's father, this was "meh" at best, and I would like to think someone who had a huge cache of porn on his work computer like Marley would know what a vagina is. That said, I'm still looking forward to what Ty and Monica bring to the table from this point on.

    And yeah, let's get the new team some credits here.

    Angry_Samoan on
    "The history of all sports is to cheat whenever possible."- Tony Kornheiser
  • RatherDashing89RatherDashing89 Registered User regular
    Doesn't AAA usually refer to high production values? As in, not Facebook games?

  • cfsbrawlcfsbrawl Registered User regular
    This was a miss for me. I wish Ty and Monica good luck and it looks like they have plenty of supporters, just not my cup of tea.

  • marsiliesmarsilies Registered User regular
    OK, so the tale is really odd. It's extremely general and vague rambling; the closest it comes to an anecdote is saying some people got fired for viewing NSFW stuff. Also, the writing seems very florid bordering on incomprehensible. Does he like or hate the jobs he's had? Was one studio better than the other? Why did he lose his last job?

    Regarding the "announcement" of the new artist and writer, I had to go back to the thread for the previous comic in order to find it. I think the Trenches site really needs a blog or "news" page. Nothing too drastic, it doesn't need to be updated every day, but it'd be nice to have some place for such announcements like new artists, writers, seasons, etc. on the site itself, instead of being scattered to the four winds.

    As for the change itself, I was a fan of Strip Search, so it's nice to see some of that talent getting work. The new art is different, but works fine, and the writing seems good enough so far. I assume they're sticking to the same "two a week" schedule?

  • GaslightGaslight Registered User regular
    marsilies wrote: »
    Regarding the "announcement" of the new artist and writer, I had to go back to the thread for the previous comic in order to find it. I think the Trenches site really needs a blog or "news" page. Nothing too drastic, it doesn't need to be updated every day, but it'd be nice to have some place for such announcements like new artists, writers, seasons, etc. on the site itself, instead of being scattered to the four winds.

    A thousand times this. As in, I think it's been said a thousand times. Still true.

  • Ori KleinOri Klein Registered User regular
    I've just went back and re-read the comic from strip #1.
    All in all, I'm in a more adaptive mood nowadays and the transition in art style is not very problematic for me. Infact, it shows traces of the original style.
    The only substantial change is that shaders are gone and lines are more rigid and square-y.
    Still, the writing is still "meh" at best.

  • ArbitraryDescriptorArbitraryDescriptor Registered User regular
    The poses and expressions in the first Monity comic were a little exaggerated for my taste, but it looks like she's reigned it in.

    Or I got used to it. Either way: :^:

  • Warlock82Warlock82 Never pet a burning dog Registered User regular
    marsilies wrote: »
    OK, so the tale is really odd. It's extremely general and vague rambling; the closest it comes to an anecdote is saying some people got fired for viewing NSFW stuff. Also, the writing seems very florid bordering on incomprehensible. Does he like or hate the jobs he's had? Was one studio better than the other? Why did he lose his last job?

    Regarding the "announcement" of the new artist and writer, I had to go back to the thread for the previous comic in order to find it. I think the Trenches site really needs a blog or "news" page. Nothing too drastic, it doesn't need to be updated every day, but it'd be nice to have some place for such announcements like new artists, writers, seasons, etc. on the site itself, instead of being scattered to the four winds.

    As for the change itself, I was a fan of Strip Search, so it's nice to see some of that talent getting work. The new art is different, but works fine, and the writing seems good enough so far. I assume they're sticking to the same "two a week" schedule?

    Yeah, I didn't care for the tale either. I hate when they get all flowery with metaphors and stuff. Just tell a story straight up, don't act like they are "actual" trenches in a war. That's dumb.

    Also agree about the news thing. This one went up really late and I thought that we were done with new comics until I happened to check it later in the day and saw it was finally up. It seems like stuff happens and there is nowhere on the site itself to actually inform about that (and even the forum posts are iffy at best - you might have to dig through several posts to find the "announcement")

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  • AI50AI50 Registered User regular
    marsilies wrote: »
    OK, so the tale is really odd. It's extremely general and vague rambling; the closest it comes to an anecdote is saying some people got fired for viewing NSFW stuff. Also, the writing seems very florid bordering on incomprehensible. Does he like or hate the jobs he's had? Was one studio better than the other? Why did he lose his last job?

    I agree it seems like this tale is more of a "I was there" so therefore I am awesome more so than being interesting.

  • Ori KleinOri Klein Registered User regular
    edited September 2013
    AI50 wrote: »
    marsilies wrote: »
    OK, so the tale is really odd. It's extremely general and vague rambling; the closest it comes to an anecdote is saying some people got fired for viewing NSFW stuff. Also, the writing seems very florid bordering on incomprehensible. Does he like or hate the jobs he's had? Was one studio better than the other? Why did he lose his last job?

    I agree it seems like this tale is more of a "I was there" so therefore I am awesome more so than being interesting.

    Negative. It is infact a rant about his retarded (psychological) situation. What he expresses is:
    1) The job is tough as nails and lots of insane bullshit goes down there.
    2) He is a veteran of it, good at it and appreciated as such; it is probably the only thing he's good at and knows well by this point in his old age.
    3) Unemployment is boring him. He wants to work in the trench hell again and ruin his health and family life. He feels at his best when he's in it doing his job well amongst equal QA warrior peers.
    Conclusion: His psyche/life is a shitty hyperbole.

    Ori Klein on
  • NeuroskepticNeuroskeptic Registered User regular
    "casualties of Crunch time, some let go for having NSFW content on the PC Screen."
    That's the crazy thing about Not Safe For Work - in a work environment it's not safe.

  • AI50AI50 Registered User regular
    Ori Klein wrote: »
    Negative. It is infact a rant about his retarded (psychological) situation. What he expresses is:
    1) The job is tough as nails and lots of insane bullshit goes down there.
    2) He is a veteran of it, good at it and appreciated as such; it is probably the only thing he's good at and knows well by this point in his old age.
    3) Unemployment is boring him. He wants to work in the trench hell again and ruin his health and family life. He feels at his best when he's in it doing his job well amongst equal QA warrior peers.
    Conclusion: His psyche/life is a shitty hyperbole.

    Okay, I'll give you point 1 and 3. I agree that QA in general has a lot of bullshit that goes on with it along with the fact that he enjoys it and want to be back in the middle of the trenches with coworkers doing the job.

    However no where do I see a statement that he is good or appreciated. I have seen to many people be promoted because of "time in band", "years of experience" or what ever other reason management wants to come up with just because they are doing a friend a favor or feel bad for someone regardless of wether or not they would actually be good at the job.

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