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Lazy office [Chat]ter goofing off with internet

ShintoShinto __BANNED USERS regular
edited April 2007 in Debate and/or Discourse
He hurried home. He was late to dinner at his own apartment. The march wind blew into his eyes and made them water.

The fire engines were lined up outside his building.

What?

The lieutenant explained to him that some newspaper in a wastebasket had likely been in contact with the radiator in the dining area. A malfunction in the radiator had caused it to over heat, igniting the paper, the curtains and the rest of the apartment. Catherine hugged him as he watched the flames. Luckily she'd been late as well and hadn't yet arrived at his apartment either.

He didn't keep the wastebasket in his dining area.

The situation had escalated.

Icy water closed over Coldred's head.

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    ShintoShinto __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2007
    The End

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    ArbitraryDescriptorArbitraryDescriptor changed Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Shinto wrote: »
    .

    <3

    I'm so glad I read all the lunch back[chat]

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    The Green Eyed MonsterThe Green Eyed Monster i blame hip hop Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Saburbia wrote: »
    Elendil wrote: »
    nearly half reject the theory of evolution.
    D:

    Yea that's what I thought.
    I have a really hard time believing that -- early April Fool's or just horribly flawed polling? Who knows -- maybe Americans are that dumb.

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    gundam470gundam470 Drunk Gorilla CaliforniaRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    stilist wrote: »
    Hrm, I’m listening to some dude rap over a loop of the slow part in ‘Paranoid Android’.

    Link?

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    Unearthly StewUnearthly Stew Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    celery77 wrote: »
    Saburbia wrote: »
    Elendil wrote: »
    nearly half reject the theory of evolution.
    D:

    Yea that's what I thought.
    I have a really hard time believing that -- early April Fool's or just horribly flawed polling? Who knows -- maybe Americans are that dumb.

    Where are these poll results coming from now?

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    The Green Eyed MonsterThe Green Eyed Monster i blame hip hop Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    gundam470 wrote: »
    stilist wrote: »
    Hrm, I’m listening to some dude rap over a loop of the slow part in ‘Paranoid Android’.

    Link?
    Sounds horrible to me, although the Roots sampled "You and Whose Army" to pretty good effect.

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    edited March 2007
    Unearthly Stew wrote: »
    Where are these poll results coming from now?

    Newsweek.

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    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
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    The Green Eyed MonsterThe Green Eyed Monster i blame hip hop Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Unearthly Stew wrote: »
    Where are these poll results coming from now?
    Go back a page, there's a Newsweek link.

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    gundam470gundam470 Drunk Gorilla CaliforniaRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    celery77 wrote: »
    Sounds horrible to me, although the Roots sampled "You and Whose Army" to pretty good effect.
    Wow, what's the name of the track?

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    The Green Eyed MonsterThe Green Eyed Monster i blame hip hop Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    gundam470 wrote: »
    celery77 wrote: »
    Sounds horrible to me, although the Roots sampled "You and Whose Army" to pretty good effect.
    Wow, what's the name of the track?
    "Atonement", second to last track on Game Theory.

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    Unearthly StewUnearthly Stew Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Oh wow, turns out there is.

    In other news: I'm blind!

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    stiliststilist Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    gundam470 wrote:
    stilist wrote: »
    Hrm, I’m listening to some dude rap over a loop of the slow part in ‘Paranoid Android’.
    Link?
    Radio 1’s Unsigned podcast

    It’s partway through.

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    ArbitraryDescriptorArbitraryDescriptor changed Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Feral wrote: »
    Unearthly Stew wrote: »
    Where are these poll results coming from now?

    Newsweek.
    Just 3 percent of the public self-identifies as atheist, suggesting that the term may carry some stigma. Still, the poll suggests that the public’s tolerance of this small minority has increased in recent years. Nearly half (47 percent) of the respondents felt the country is more accepting of atheists today that it used to be and slightly more (49 percent) reported personally knowing an atheist.

    I get the impression this poll was taken at or near Bob Jones University; which, I might add, is a total waste of the acronym BJ-U.

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    Loren MichaelLoren Michael Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Saburbia wrote: »
    Elendil wrote: »
    nearly half reject the theory of evolution.
    D:

    Yea that's what I thought.

    Yeah, religion is bad, mmmmkay?

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    ShintoShinto __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2007
    ArbitraryDescriptor wrote: »
    Shinto wrote: »
    .

    <3

    I'm so glad I read all the lunch back[chat]

    I'm glad too.

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    gundam470gundam470 Drunk Gorilla CaliforniaRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    What's the title of your piece, Shinto?

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    ShintoShinto __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2007
    gundam470 wrote: »
    What's the title of your piece, Shinto?

    I dunno.

    "Lazy office worker goofing off with internet" perhaps.

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    GiganticusGiganticus Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Is this fake?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FZFG5PKw504

    The US debate on Evolution is so retarded these days that I cannot tell.

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    stiliststilist Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Wikipedia is so useful.

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    GimGim a tall glass of water Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Giganticus wrote: »
    Is this fake?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FZFG5PKw504

    The US debate on Evolution is so retarded these days that I cannot tell.

    Fuck that. I'm a budding atheist and I love peanut butter.

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    OboroOboro __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2007
    Is there some sort of gardening wiki? Or just like, a browsable database of things which can be grown? I want to start a collection of house plants. Preferably mix in a bean or two. I enjoy beans.

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    VishNubVishNub Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Giganticus wrote: »
    Is this fake?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FZFG5PKw504

    The US debate on Evolution is so retarded these days that I cannot tell.

    Well, really, I think they've settled that argument.

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    ShintoShinto __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2007
    Finally, I indirectly name a chat thread.

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    SenjutsuSenjutsu thot enthusiast Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    stilist wrote: »
    Wikipedia is so useful.
    No ur wait that doesn't work in the slightest.

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    VishNubVishNub Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Shinto wrote: »
    Finally, I indirectly name a chat thread.

    You can die happy now.

    Seriously. Go.

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    Loren MichaelLoren Michael Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Giganticus wrote: »
    Is this fake?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FZFG5PKw504

    The US debate on Evolution is so retarded these days that I cannot tell.

    No, that's real.

    My favorite one is the "banana: the atheist's worst nightmare" one: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9zwbhAXe5yk

    There's a response by an atheist with a pineapple out there somewhere, too.

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    ColdredColdred Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Heh, nice one Shinto. Was off watching Doctor Who during the finale unfortunately.

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    ShintoShinto __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2007
    VishNub wrote: »
    Shinto wrote: »
    Finally, I indirectly name a chat thread.

    You can die happy now.

    Seriously. Go.

    I can take that from you, but having it also come from Neil Young hurts me in ways you'll never understand.

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    gundam470gundam470 Drunk Gorilla CaliforniaRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Loren Michael wrote: »
    No, that's real.

    My favorite one is the "banana: the atheist's worst nightmare" one: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9zwbhAXe5yk

    There's a response by an atheist with a pineapple out there somewhere, too.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4HW06Wz_R74&mode=related&search=

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    VishNubVishNub Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Shinto wrote: »
    VishNub wrote: »
    Shinto wrote: »
    Finally, I indirectly name a chat thread.

    You can die happy now.

    Seriously. Go.

    I can take that from you, but having it also come from Neil Young hurts me in ways you'll never understand.

    I can switch to Journey for a day or so, if that will make your passing easier. I'm nothing if not merciful.

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    The Green Eyed MonsterThe Green Eyed Monster i blame hip hop Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Huh -- Timbaland feat. Elton John is one of the best songs I've heard in a minute. Who would have guessed?

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    GimGim a tall glass of water Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    celery77 wrote: »
    Huh -- Timbaland feat. Elton John is one of the best songs I've heard in a minute. Who would have guessed?

    *raises hand*

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    stiliststilist Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    celery77 wrote:
    Huh -- Timbaland feat. Elton John is one of the best songs I've heard in a minute. Who would have guessed?
    It’s surprisingly good, isn’t it?

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    ViolentChemistryViolentChemistry __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2007
    Should I write a story? I don't know, I'm not sure what sort of story I want to tell, if any.

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    VariableVariable Mouth Congress Stroke Me Lady FameRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    celery77 wrote: »
    Huh -- Timbaland feat. Elton John is one of the best songs I've heard in a minute. Who would have guessed?

    I would have.

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    Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2007
    gundam470 wrote: »
    Loren Michael wrote: »
    No, that's real.

    My favorite one is the "banana: the atheist's worst nightmare" one: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9zwbhAXe5yk

    There's a response by an atheist with a pineapple out there somewhere, too.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4HW06Wz_R74&mode=related&search=

    Oh god. Why do these people live?

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    wiggin's right
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    Loren MichaelLoren Michael Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    gundam470 wrote: »
    Loren Michael wrote: »
    No, that's real.

    My favorite one is the "banana: the atheist's worst nightmare" one: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9zwbhAXe5yk

    There's a response by an atheist with a pineapple out there somewhere, too.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4HW06Wz_R74&mode=related&search=

    YES.

    Also, the Aussie in the first vid is totally opening the banana the wrong way. Nonretarded people use the stem as a handle and pinch the tip top to open.

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    cj iwakuracj iwakura The Rhythm Regent Bears The Name FreedomRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Timbaland? Elton John? That's new.

    Also, Digital Devil Saga 2's full OST is so good. The US 'sampler' version doesn't do it justice.

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    The Green Eyed MonsterThe Green Eyed Monster i blame hip hop Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    But guys like Elton John isn't that great, and Timbo makes club music. Elton + club music isn't supposed to work, but this is what I get for doubting, I suppose.

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    ViolentChemistryViolentChemistry __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2007
    commander wiggin wrote: »
    gundam470 wrote: »
    Loren Michael wrote: »
    No, that's real.

    My favorite one is the "banana: the atheist's worst nightmare" one: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9zwbhAXe5yk

    There's a response by an atheist with a pineapple out there somewhere, too.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4HW06Wz_R74&mode=related&search=

    Oh god. Why do these people live?

    Because someone told them God said to.

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