HerrCronIt that wickedly supports taxationRegistered Userregular
Man, The new guy at work has handed in his notice and is leaving on Wednesday.
Apparently, he feels like he's just not able for this job (he joined us right out of uni), which is a shame, i've been there before and he seems like a good guy.
Still, impromptu midweek leaving drinks! Followed by an increased workload, but still. Drinks!
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TTODewbackPuts the drawl in ya'llI think I'm in HellRegistered Userregular
one of these days im gonna stop being fat.
probably because ill be dead and decomposition will be kicking in.
Bless your heart.
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HonkHonk is this poster.Registered User, __BANNED USERSregular
also i will now be the fat guy who gives weight advice but ultimately none of these decisions or anxieties are as important as eating better
if you eat like a typical gorging person in the western hemisphere then realistically no amount of exercise will help
in my experience (and I've come to realize from all the health forums I've visited that there are at least dozens of different body types in terms of what produces results) if you continue to eat taco bell by the party pack and exercise and you are a person who's prone to weight problems and not an elite body builder, your body will employ lots of great little defense mechanisms like prompting you into sleeping more or slowing you down ever so slightly or increasing your appetite to make it very difficult to sustain
For me the two biggest factors that make sure my pants from age 15 are bigger than my pants now are giving up sugared soda, completely, forever, and eating a lot of fiber (idk the specifics of why but it seems to make me a lot more full and fibrous foods take longer to chew)
It sucks there's no magic bullet, as of yet, I'm hopefully science will pull a "turn into an athlete" pill out of their beakers someday
What's the point of being a Vegan Libertarian. To me the two philosophies don't seem like they jibe.
Man I don't even know. Common ground of ruining pleasant conversation at cocktail parties?
all i know is a vegan libertarian is the last person i would want to go to dinner with
just when you're done with the tedium of getting a meal ordered to the right vegan specifications
you're stuck with splitting a ticket and trying to wheedle a non-embarrassing tip out of a libertarian
fuck that
god i love getting meals out with the nyc group
every time getting more than enough for the meal + tip
i think there must be less common posters who fuck up our boston meals where a lot of times the money doesn't make sense at the end of the night
fucking boston people
We always throw in so much for tipping because we don't want to think about it
we suffer from a time scarcity more than a "BUT WHAT IS 18% SPLIT OVER THE 5 OF US BUT MORE FOR YOU CAUSE OF THE 10 SIDE DISHES YOU INHALED???" scarcity
we've had enough of that noise
HOW MUCH MONEY DO I HAVE TO THROW IN THE MIDDLE TO GET OUT OF WATCHING YOU DUMBS ATTEMPT BASIC MATHS??
TTODewbackPuts the drawl in ya'llI think I'm in HellRegistered Userregular
I know this chick who is like super short (Like 5'1) and she does crossfit and lifts the same weights that 6' tall dudebros lift.
I'm like WTF
HOW YOU DO THIS
The weights are like bigger than your entire body dammit.
I really need to start working out again. Its just depressing how bad my cardio is at the moment, but the real issue is that I'm just straight bored by the enterprise at this point.
This is why I desperately want the omni-directional treadmill to become real. I want "I need to work out" to be synonymous with "play online deathmatch until my legs stop working".
Like the time I went bodyboarding in the freezing but excellent surf, felt myself getting tired and then fell over when I tried to run out of the water because it turned out I'd just been paddling and wading constantly against the waves and not realizing it.
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HonkHonk is this poster.Registered User, __BANNED USERSregular
I know this chick who is like super short (Like 5'1) and she does crossfit and lifts the same weights that 6' tall dudebros lift.
I'm like WTF
HOW YOU DO THIS
The weights are like bigger than your entire body dammit.
I am ashamed to say I am sexualizing your friend rigt now and I don't even know what she looks like.
jesus how are last year's smartphones (and the year before) so absurdly cheap
am i missing something
according to amazon, there are a whole lot of android smartphones that were top of the line in like, 2011 on sale for like... literally more than $300 less than modern flagships (s4, htc one, iphone 5s, etc)
how do prices drop that fast o.o
Literal 1.5 year obsolescence cycle.
Also, verizon isnt like this, becuase :verizon: and verizon says "fuck you".
What's the point of being a Vegan Libertarian. To me the two philosophies don't seem like they jibe.
Man I don't even know. Common ground of ruining pleasant conversation at cocktail parties?
all i know is a vegan libertarian is the last person i would want to go to dinner with
just when you're done with the tedium of getting a meal ordered to the right vegan specifications
you're stuck with splitting a ticket and trying to wheedle a non-embarrassing tip out of a libertarian
fuck that
god i love getting meals out with the nyc group
every time getting more than enough for the meal + tip
i think there must be less common posters who fuck up our boston meals where a lot of times the money doesn't make sense at the end of the night
fucking boston people
Eating out with people you don't know well is terrible. One of them is always a cheap fucker who clearly hasn't put in enough cash. So you end up in a really tense situation where you're somehow £40 short and suddenly everybody has to throw another fiver in.
This happened at a friend's birthday a while back where she invited a lot of B-team friends. It was clear that the cheapskate was in that section. Nobody really wanted to go for a drink afterwards as things had got quite unpleasant.
when we've come up short at pax it's mostly been because people haven't considered tax, which adds up on a $1600 ticket.
also some people are cheap. that too
You get a prix fixe every year?
How is that complicated?
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Mike Danger"Diane..."a place both wonderful and strangeRegistered Userregular
Speaking of exercise, the sun finally came out here and the radar is clear, so I'm going to go walk the dog.
I put on jeans for the first time since spring the other day and they were really loose around the waist, so I'm doing something right
What's the point of being a Vegan Libertarian. To me the two philosophies don't seem like they jibe.
Man I don't even know. Common ground of ruining pleasant conversation at cocktail parties?
all i know is a vegan libertarian is the last person i would want to go to dinner with
just when you're done with the tedium of getting a meal ordered to the right vegan specifications
you're stuck with splitting a ticket and trying to wheedle a non-embarrassing tip out of a libertarian
fuck that
god i love getting meals out with the nyc group
every time getting more than enough for the meal + tip
i think there must be less common posters who fuck up our boston meals where a lot of times the money doesn't make sense at the end of the night
fucking boston people
Eating out with people you don't know well is terrible. One of them is always a cheap fucker who clearly hasn't put in enough cash. So you end up in a really tense situation where you're somehow £40 short and suddenly everybody has to throw another fiver in.
This happened at a friend's birthday a while back where she invited a lot of B-team friends. It was clear that the cheapskate was in that section. Nobody really wanted to go for a drink afterwards as things had got quite unpleasant.
when we've come up short at pax it's mostly been because people haven't considered tax, which adds up on a $1600 ticket.
also some people are cheap. that too
You get a prix fixe every year?
How is that complicated?
also lots of people order drinks to the table, even though it'd be easier for people to start individual bar tabs
i found that the friday night thing usually goes pretty smooth, though, vs the other stuff
like i think saturday night bar stuff has been a headache for 3 of the 4 years?
and oh god the time we tried to order pizza to the hotel sunday night in 2011ish i think?
such a painful experience
i just want to throw my wallet at the nearest person and then put on headphones and turn them up
What I've found depressing is that I'm eating and working out about as well / much as at any point in my life and I still can't keep weight off. I was at 180 for years while I was dating / newlywed, but now I'm well past 210 and creeping towards 220. If things don't turn around, I'll just need to start buying 36" waist pants.
The stupidest thing is my cardio is the best it's ever been. Ah well, guess that's part of hitting 30.
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DemonStaceyTTODewback's DaughterIn love with the TaySwayRegistered Userregular
Man I could probably buy a treadmill or some weights
hmm
ponder ponder ponder
Over time, if we used them, it'd totally be less expensive than a gym membership for two people
but finding room for them could be tough
Buying exercise equipment is the quickest way to ensure you will never exercise.
mostly i just feel dumb as hell even thinking about going to the gym
i don't know form i don't know much of anything I guess I can go and walk on a treadmill
frankly I feel dumb just talking about dieting and trying to lose weight especially in [chat] because i basically feel like everyone is laughing and making a jerkoff motion
but if I had a thing in my apartment at least i could turn the tv on and look dumb in semi-private
Wait why do you feel dumb talking about dieting and working out? A bunch of us are trying to do both. No one's going to poop on you for taking care of yourself.
Having your own treadmill is cool (but they are pricey and take up space).
It is only day two and I am a stupid fat fuck
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KageraImitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered Userregular
What's the point of being a Vegan Libertarian. To me the two philosophies don't seem like they jibe.
Man I don't even know. Common ground of ruining pleasant conversation at cocktail parties?
all i know is a vegan libertarian is the last person i would want to go to dinner with
just when you're done with the tedium of getting a meal ordered to the right vegan specifications
you're stuck with splitting a ticket and trying to wheedle a non-embarrassing tip out of a libertarian
fuck that
god i love getting meals out with the nyc group
every time getting more than enough for the meal + tip
i think there must be less common posters who fuck up our boston meals where a lot of times the money doesn't make sense at the end of the night
fucking boston people
Eating out with people you don't know well is terrible. One of them is always a cheap fucker who clearly hasn't put in enough cash. So you end up in a really tense situation where you're somehow £40 short and suddenly everybody has to throw another fiver in.
This happened at a friend's birthday a while back where she invited a lot of B-team friends. It was clear that the cheapskate was in that section. Nobody really wanted to go for a drink afterwards as things had got quite unpleasant.
when we've come up short at pax it's mostly been because people haven't considered tax, which adds up on a $1600 ticket.
also some people are cheap. that too
You get a prix fixe every year?
How is that complicated?
also lots of people order drinks to the table, even though it'd be easier for people to start individual bar tabs
i found that the friday night thing usually goes pretty smooth, though, vs the other stuff
like i think saturday night bar stuff has been a headache for 3 of the 4 years?
and oh god the time we tried to order pizza to the hotel sunday night in 2011ish i think?
such a painful experience
i just want to throw my wallet at the nearest person and then put on headphones and turn them up
How is ordering a pizza even remotely complicated?
"Yo. Im getting a pizza"
"cool bro, Ill throw in for dat"
I know this chick who is like super short (Like 5'1) and she does crossfit and lifts the same weights that 6' tall dudebros lift.
I'm like WTF
HOW YOU DO THIS
The weights are like bigger than your entire body dammit.
Laws of leverage.
That's my excuse and I'm sticking to it.
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Deebaseron my way to work in a suit and a tieAhhhh...come on fucking guyRegistered Userregular
As for drinks, well it is a restaurant and the waiter should get his cut of table drinks, but that's why you keep a rough mental count of what you order and add 50% to the sub because you definitely forgot at least two of your drinks, asshole!
Man I could probably buy a treadmill or some weights
hmm
ponder ponder ponder
Over time, if we used them, it'd totally be less expensive than a gym membership for two people
but finding room for them could be tough
Buying exercise equipment is the quickest way to ensure you will never exercise.
mostly i just feel dumb as hell even thinking about going to the gym
i don't know form i don't know much of anything I guess I can go and walk on a treadmill
frankly I feel dumb just talking about dieting and trying to lose weight especially in [chat] because i basically feel like everyone is laughing and making a jerkoff motion
but if I had a thing in my apartment at least i could turn the tv on and look dumb in semi-private
Wait why do you feel dumb talking about dieting and working out? A bunch of us are trying to do both. No one's going to poop on you for taking care of yourself.
Having your own treadmill is cool (but they are pricey and take up space).
It is only day two and I am a stupid fat fuck about to get strong as fuck
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Apparently, he feels like he's just not able for this job (he joined us right out of uni), which is a shame, i've been there before and he seems like a good guy.
Still, impromptu midweek leaving drinks! Followed by an increased workload, but still. Drinks!
probably because ill be dead and decomposition will be kicking in.
I ran the Stockholm Half marathon this saturday, but I hadn't ran at all since june 1st so I was 10 minutes slower than last year. Got 2.15.
Edit: Half Marathon. Of course.
in my experience (and I've come to realize from all the health forums I've visited that there are at least dozens of different body types in terms of what produces results) if you continue to eat taco bell by the party pack and exercise and you are a person who's prone to weight problems and not an elite body builder, your body will employ lots of great little defense mechanisms like prompting you into sleeping more or slowing you down ever so slightly or increasing your appetite to make it very difficult to sustain
For me the two biggest factors that make sure my pants from age 15 are bigger than my pants now are giving up sugared soda, completely, forever, and eating a lot of fiber (idk the specifics of why but it seems to make me a lot more full and fibrous foods take longer to chew)
It sucks there's no magic bullet, as of yet, I'm hopefully science will pull a "turn into an athlete" pill out of their beakers someday
you mean a half mara, right
I always say Gim like Homer says Gym.
It's only a tiny sliver if the many reasons I luv Gim
HOW MUCH MONEY DO I HAVE TO THROW IN THE MIDDLE TO GET OUT OF WATCHING YOU DUMBS ATTEMPT BASIC MATHS??
@Organichu
@Hakkekage
I'm like WTF
HOW YOU DO THIS
The weights are like bigger than your entire body dammit.
This is why I desperately want the omni-directional treadmill to become real. I want "I need to work out" to be synonymous with "play online deathmatch until my legs stop working".
Like the time I went bodyboarding in the freezing but excellent surf, felt myself getting tired and then fell over when I tried to run out of the water because it turned out I'd just been paddling and wading constantly against the waves and not realizing it.
Yeah!
Otherwise I'd be world champion.
noooo
haha i was about to say
that is flirting with world record territory :P
I suspect you could find proper form for a wide variety of excercises on youtube
that's what I did to doublecheck the stuff I was reading about in convict conditioning
I am ashamed to say I am sexualizing your friend rigt now and I don't even know what she looks like.
Literal 1.5 year obsolescence cycle.
Also, verizon isnt like this, becuase :verizon: and verizon says "fuck you".
Heh. I did not anticipate that, but I welcome your pronunciation and will be holding a small but boozy brunch this Saturday to celebrate it.
When I was getting a bit tired I saw a guy in a wheelchair doing the race and thought well fuck me! Dat arm strength and endurance!!
that is cheaper than a lot of phones with subsidy!
You get a prix fixe every year?
How is that complicated?
I put on jeans for the first time since spring the other day and they were really loose around the waist, so I'm doing something right
You've got your work cut out for you, nerds. I hope your microscopes are all calibrated and shit.
That's an old phone. Beiber was still a dumb kid and not a douchey adult yet when that phone came out.
Rebecca black was a thing too.
you get one chance to fix the fuck-up if somebody points out that there's something wrong with the bill
if not you are forever known to me as a cheapskate lacking basic decency
also lots of people order drinks to the table, even though it'd be easier for people to start individual bar tabs
i found that the friday night thing usually goes pretty smooth, though, vs the other stuff
like i think saturday night bar stuff has been a headache for 3 of the 4 years?
and oh god the time we tried to order pizza to the hotel sunday night in 2011ish i think?
such a painful experience
i just want to throw my wallet at the nearest person and then put on headphones and turn them up
The stupidest thing is my cardio is the best it's ever been. Ah well, guess that's part of hitting 30.
I ate your bbq chicken thing. I threw bacon on it because the machine asked and who am I to say no to that?
Was p good. I'm not the biggest fan of their breaded chicken but not too shabby.
Also got pumpkin latte because I hate myself.
p good.
p good.
i'm ashamed to say that after a 10 hour shift the other day i got the pumpkin cream smoothie
it was p tasty
It is only day two and I am a stupid fat fuck
It's because a Arab was crowned miss America.
How is ordering a pizza even remotely complicated?
"Yo. Im getting a pizza"
"cool bro, Ill throw in for dat"
Done.
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Come Overwatch with meeeee
Laws of leverage.
You can't say you're ashamed by your weakness for sweets and then say the indulgence was p. tasty the very next sentence!