In the year 2525
If man is still alive.
People will be attending St. Ludious Cathedral for Sunday mass.
Also
If people start arguing about pizza this is what I do.
1) Go ahead and order myself a pizza
2)Watch as they stop arguing long enough to look at me in bewilderment as I devour it.
my sister in law refuses to eat like 99% of toppings and a few other people are crazy as fuck picky so a big family party everyone was arguing for like an hour
then 5 pizzas arrive
turns out my mom just ordered 5 pizzas, 1 meat lovers, one supreme, one cheese and sausage, and 2 variations on veggie pizza (one with sausage)
NONE OF THE PIZZA SURVIVED, people get less picky when the pizza is in front of them
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kaleeditySometimes science is more art than scienceRegistered Userregular
TL DRNot at all confident in his reflexive opinions of thingsRegistered Userregular
I'm always baffled by the vegan hate. I guess it's equal parts reaction to the idea that someone has a stricter moral code and not actually knowing any vegans.
the key to getting food with a bunch of people is understanding that not everyone likes or eats the same things you do and to not be a douchebag
if your dietary requirements are really that onerous, adapt and don't burden the group
"Let's get a pizza."
"I'm lactose intolerant."
"Let's get Chinese."
"Gluten doesn't agree with me."
"Let's get a steak."
"I'm vegetarian, too."
"Let's get fast food. You can order a salad."
"They don't kill their animals ethically so I'm boycotting all fast food."
I protest
lactose intolerance doesn't inhibit cheddar consumption, it should have no bearing on pizza!
what the fuck are they putting on your pizza THAT IS NOT THE CORRECT CHEESE
ASIA
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TL DRNot at all confident in his reflexive opinions of thingsRegistered Userregular
Why is everyone alergic to gluten all of the sudden
IBS
grains are bad for you mm'kay compared to previous "eat nothing but grains olol" maxims
self diagnosis gone awry
well I get grains are bad for you, I don't eat them for weight loss reasons except if I'm a ren faire or its my birthday or something (I don't care if I have type infinity diabetes and one gram of sugar will kill me I'm eating fucking cookie dough ice cream and cake on my birthday)
but I'm skeptical so many people are allergic to them
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syndalisGetting ClassyOn the WallRegistered User, Loves Apple Productsregular
Why is everyone alergic to gluten all of the sudden
vaccines, probably
It's such bullshit.
Like, the girl I am with is actually allergic to gluten, wheat and most grains. And whenever she has even trace amounts (like when they flour-dust a cut of fish) she gets hives, extreme bloating, and days of massive GI discomfort.
And almost nobody takes it seriously because people think its "cool" to be allergic to gluten. It's not cool, fuck heads. It kind of sucks.
SW-4158-3990-6116
Let's play Mario Kart or something...
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Deebaseron my way to work in a suit and a tieAhhhh...come on fucking guyRegistered Userregular
all this talk of pax and pizza makes me wish it were pax time.
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kaleeditySometimes science is more art than scienceRegistered Userregular
I'm always baffled by the vegan hate. I guess it's equal parts reaction to the idea that someone has a stricter moral code and not actually knowing any vegans.
the hate comes from being used to cooking for people and suddenly not being able to share any food with this new, weird category
I got through the situation by never really contributing any of my own food to gatherings @arch
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HerrCronIt that wickedly supports taxationRegistered Userregular
the key to getting food with a bunch of people is understanding that not everyone likes or eats the same things you do and to not be a douchebag
if your dietary requirements are really that onerous, adapt and don't burden the group
I, literally, cannot have 99% of take away foods, owing to my body being broken and awful.
Which is why I just tell everyone else to order their own food and i'll sort myself out. Minimal fuss and nobody gets held to ransom by my requirements.
Is this not common practice amongst people who are older than toddlers, or am i missing something here?
I'm always baffled by the vegan hate. I guess it's equal parts reaction to the idea that someone has a stricter moral code and not actually knowing any vegans.
it's because vegans are universally the worst people
they're right next to anime nerds on the "order of societal worth" list
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surrealitychecklonely, but not unloveddreaming of faulty keys and latchesRegistered Userregular
I'm always baffled by the vegan hate. I guess it's equal parts reaction to the idea that someone has a stricter moral code and not actually knowing any vegans.
well, having a strict moral code doesn't have any inherent value, but if people wanna vegan they can vegan, my best friends wife is and she's never bugged me
a girlfriend of one of my friends though is vocally vegan, and that's where it gets into "oh my god shut the fuck up" town
I love vegan food, except 'vegan' food which is always vegetables trying to be meat, or just terribly processed garbage attempting to vaguely resemble Mac and cheese, or a hamburger. Vegan cheese is a crime against humanity.
I believe that without the internet, there would be no Brony. Now let me be clear, I don't mean that the internet enables Bronys to get together and form groups and become a thing.
No, I don't mean that at all.
I mean that the internet is, and I believe we all will agree, generally an awful place to be a person. It's full of hatred, cynicism, intolerance, rage, terrible behavior, an utter lack of decorum, politeness, caring, or decency. A wretched hive of scum and villainy. This is so universally true that places like Penny Arcade stand out dramatically for possessing collective traits like common decency and respect for fellow members. Other places also create these safe circles, and similarly are noted for being so different from the awful norm.
Couple this with the general trend in media of being oh so grimdark, and people just end up latching on, almost desperately, for something that's simple, straightforward, and demonstrates the basic humanity and kindness that gets you abused and shit on almost universally across the internet. Friendship, respect, and stories where people do the right thing and it works out take on an almost mythical quality in a sea of Breaking Bads and youtube flamewars and casual disgusting sexism and epic trolling.
The internet didn't enable the Bronys - the internet created them.
I'm always baffled by the vegan hate. I guess it's equal parts reaction to the idea that someone has a stricter moral code and not actually knowing any vegans.
the hate comes from being used to cooking for people and suddenly not being able to share any food with this new, weird category
I got through the situation by never really contributing any of my own food to gatherings @arch
Its funny that when you and I hung out I was closest I ever have been to being actually vegan
Now I'm getting closer to normal meat people things or whatever
Also the most vegan hate, in my opinion, comes from people afraid of strawman vegans who will like, jump over a table and give you a pamphlet when you are about to eat a burger
I'm always baffled by the vegan hate. I guess it's equal parts reaction to the idea that someone has a stricter moral code and not actually knowing any vegans.
it's because vegans are universally the worst people
they're right next to anime nerds on the "order of societal worth" list
How many minorities has [chat] derided this morning?
Bronies ... pedophiles ... Scientologists ... libertarians ... and now vegans.
got points. S'my rule. Just so no one is so confused or starts weird rumors again (which they will). If I get points I leave until they wear off. It's what I do. If I'm pissing the mods off and pissing other people off, it's better for me not to be here than get banned. It's not some WOE IS ME attitude. I still read the forums and like/agree and PM. It's just best for me. It's, for me, logical.
So stuff. I return to the shadows.
this was all good until the last line, and now scared of the dark.
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syndalisGetting ClassyOn the WallRegistered User, Loves Apple Productsregular
the key to getting food with a bunch of people is understanding that not everyone likes or eats the same things you do and to not be a douchebag
if your dietary requirements are really that onerous, adapt and don't burden the group
I, literally, cannot have 99% of take away foods, owing to my body being broken and awful.
Which is why I just tell everyone else to order their own food and i'll sort myself out. Minimal fuss and nobody gets held to ransom by my requirements.
Is this not common practice amongst people who are older than toddlers, or am i missing something here?
There is a whole class of people (doesn't have to be vegan but its definitely a popular one for this issue) who go all huff n puff when the takeout menus come out. "There's nothing I can eat from there," or "you guys go ahead and order, ill just not eat until we are done here" or any other number of phrases designed (whether intentional or not) to make you feel shitty about looking forward to your deep fried porkfat battered meat pile.
Smart people with dietary restrictions almost always travel with some food on them. If your shit is so dire that you literally cannot eat at 75% of establishments, you need to be prepared to feed yourself at any time.
SW-4158-3990-6116
Let's play Mario Kart or something...
I believe that without the internet, there would be no Brony. Now let me be clear, I don't mean that the internet enables Bronys to get together and form groups and become a thing.
No, I don't mean that at all.
I mean that the internet is, and I believe we all will agree, generally an awful place to be a person. It's full of hatred, cynicism, intolerance, rage, terrible behavior, an utter lack of decorum, politeness, caring, or decency. A wretched hive of scum and villainy. This is so universally true that places like Penny Arcade stand out dramatically for possessing collective traits like common decency and respect for fellow members. Other places also create these safe circles, and similarly are noted for being so different from the awful norm.
Couple this with the general trend in media of being oh so grimdark, and people just end up latching on, almost desperately, for something that's simple, straightforward, and demonstrates the basic humanity and kindness that gets you abused and shit on almost universally across the internet. Friendship, respect, and stories where people do the right thing and it works out take on an almost mythical quality in a sea of Breaking Bads and youtube flamewars and casual disgusting sexism and epic trolling.
The internet didn't enable the Bronys - the internet created them.
So listen to this.
I basically support this post 100%
My fiancee and I watched all of Torchwood last year and fuck that show is emotional.
We would both need to watch something that was the exact opposite to calm down. Thus, we would watch about one or two episodes of MLP for every three or four Torchwood episodes because no matter how sad you are, bright colors and people winning things through FREEIIIIENNNDSHIIPPPP and silly hijinks make things better
I'm always baffled by the vegan hate. I guess it's equal parts reaction to the idea that someone has a stricter moral code and not actually knowing any vegans.
it's because vegans are universally the worst people
they're right next to anime nerds on the "order of societal worth" list
How many minorities has [chat] derided this morning?
Bronies ... pedophiles ... Scientologists ... libertarians ... and now vegans.
I bet there's actually a lot of crossover in some members of these 5 groups
I don't really have any problem with evangelical members of a group. Wanting to spread your own moral code, religion, and hobby all over another person's body is a pretty common feeling.
I love vegan food, except 'vegan' food which is always vegetables trying to be meat, or just terribly processed garbage attempting to vaguely resemble Mac and cheese, or a hamburger. Vegan cheese is a crime against humanity.
Counterpoint- processed vegetable protein that tastes like meat is one of the greatest accomplishments of food science
And put vegan cheese on a pizza I promise its good
Why is everyone alergic to gluten all of the sudden
They aren't.
Like, seriously, I think the stat is somewhere upwards of 85% of people who think they have a gluten allergy do not in fact have one.
Fuckin' wish I wasn't.
I can't imagine why anyone would needlessly decide to make life more difficult for themselves when they don't need to by deciding they have a gluten allergy when they blatantly don't.
Why is everyone alergic to gluten all of the sudden
vaccines, probably
It's such bullshit.
Like, the girl I am with is actually allergic to gluten, wheat and most grains. And whenever she has even trace amounts (like when they flour-dust a cut of fish) she gets hives, extreme bloating, and days of massive GI discomfort.
And almost nobody takes it seriously because people think its "cool" to be allergic to gluten. It's not cool, fuck heads. It kind of sucks.
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vaccines, probably
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my sister in law refuses to eat like 99% of toppings and a few other people are crazy as fuck picky so a big family party everyone was arguing for like an hour
then 5 pizzas arrive
turns out my mom just ordered 5 pizzas, 1 meat lovers, one supreme, one cheese and sausage, and 2 variations on veggie pizza (one with sausage)
NONE OF THE PIZZA SURVIVED, people get less picky when the pizza is in front of them
IBS
grains are bad for you mm'kay compared to previous "eat nothing but grains olol" maxims
self diagnosis gone awry
ASIA
Well vaccines aren't actually a problem
I think I can pencil you in.
i checked the science and it says this is the case
well I get grains are bad for you, I don't eat them for weight loss reasons except if I'm a ren faire or its my birthday or something (I don't care if I have type infinity diabetes and one gram of sugar will kill me I'm eating fucking cookie dough ice cream and cake on my birthday)
but I'm skeptical so many people are allergic to them
It's such bullshit.
Like, the girl I am with is actually allergic to gluten, wheat and most grains. And whenever she has even trace amounts (like when they flour-dust a cut of fish) she gets hives, extreme bloating, and days of massive GI discomfort.
And almost nobody takes it seriously because people think its "cool" to be allergic to gluten. It's not cool, fuck heads. It kind of sucks.
Let's play Mario Kart or something...
the hate comes from being used to cooking for people and suddenly not being able to share any food with this new, weird category
I got through the situation by never really contributing any of my own food to gatherings @arch
I, literally, cannot have 99% of take away foods, owing to my body being broken and awful.
Which is why I just tell everyone else to order their own food and i'll sort myself out. Minimal fuss and nobody gets held to ransom by my requirements.
Is this not common practice amongst people who are older than toddlers, or am i missing something here?
it's because vegans are universally the worst people
they're right next to anime nerds on the "order of societal worth" list
well, having a strict moral code doesn't have any inherent value, but if people wanna vegan they can vegan, my best friends wife is and she's never bugged me
a girlfriend of one of my friends though is vocally vegan, and that's where it gets into "oh my god shut the fuck up" town
i blame GI JOE
if you're vegetarian, vegan, or don't eat people, tough
all this talk of pax and pizza makes me wish it were pizza time
I believe that without the internet, there would be no Brony. Now let me be clear, I don't mean that the internet enables Bronys to get together and form groups and become a thing.
No, I don't mean that at all.
I mean that the internet is, and I believe we all will agree, generally an awful place to be a person. It's full of hatred, cynicism, intolerance, rage, terrible behavior, an utter lack of decorum, politeness, caring, or decency. A wretched hive of scum and villainy. This is so universally true that places like Penny Arcade stand out dramatically for possessing collective traits like common decency and respect for fellow members. Other places also create these safe circles, and similarly are noted for being so different from the awful norm.
Couple this with the general trend in media of being oh so grimdark, and people just end up latching on, almost desperately, for something that's simple, straightforward, and demonstrates the basic humanity and kindness that gets you abused and shit on almost universally across the internet. Friendship, respect, and stories where people do the right thing and it works out take on an almost mythical quality in a sea of Breaking Bads and youtube flamewars and casual disgusting sexism and epic trolling.
The internet didn't enable the Bronys - the internet created them.
Its funny that when you and I hung out I was closest I ever have been to being actually vegan
Now I'm getting closer to normal meat people things or whatever
Also the most vegan hate, in my opinion, comes from people afraid of strawman vegans who will like, jump over a table and give you a pamphlet when you are about to eat a burger
/also PETA being dumbheads
They aren't.
Like, seriously, I think the stat is somewhere upwards of 85% of people who think they have a gluten allergy do not in fact have one.
How many minorities has [chat] derided this morning?
Bronies ... pedophiles ... Scientologists ... libertarians ... and now vegans.
this was all good until the last line, and now scared of the dark.
There is a whole class of people (doesn't have to be vegan but its definitely a popular one for this issue) who go all huff n puff when the takeout menus come out. "There's nothing I can eat from there," or "you guys go ahead and order, ill just not eat until we are done here" or any other number of phrases designed (whether intentional or not) to make you feel shitty about looking forward to your deep fried porkfat battered meat pile.
Smart people with dietary restrictions almost always travel with some food on them. If your shit is so dire that you literally cannot eat at 75% of establishments, you need to be prepared to feed yourself at any time.
Let's play Mario Kart or something...
So listen to this.
I basically support this post 100%
My fiancee and I watched all of Torchwood last year and fuck that show is emotional.
We would both need to watch something that was the exact opposite to calm down. Thus, we would watch about one or two episodes of MLP for every three or four Torchwood episodes because no matter how sad you are, bright colors and people winning things through FREEIIIIENNNDSHIIPPPP and silly hijinks make things better
I bet there's actually a lot of crossover in some members of these 5 groups
Counterpoint- processed vegetable protein that tastes like meat is one of the greatest accomplishments of food science
And put vegan cheese on a pizza I promise its good
Fuckin' wish I wasn't.
I can't imagine why anyone would needlessly decide to make life more difficult for themselves when they don't need to by deciding they have a gluten allergy when they blatantly don't.
My mind.
She boggles.
"What is that you're hiding? Bean curd? YOU ARE NOT MY SON!"
what if
I'm your son
Cultural appropriation?