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[NFL] Giants are 4-0 against third string quarterbacks

Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
edited November 2013 in Social Entropy++
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eCGoA-dZBzo

HERE IS A REAL OPENING POST THAT YOU CAN PUT INTO YOUR PIEHOLES!

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These guys are undefeated

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So are these guys

One of those is a surprise

Giants have still not won a game...Eli's is pacing himself to break the all time interception record for a season. This is how he has looked most of the season.

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Rob Gronkowski might play football next week!

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Jacksonville still has a team!

The Jets have actually won some games and Geno Smith hasn't looked terrible!

HOW ABOUT DEM BROWNS?!?

Thursday Night Football still kind of sucks.

Matt Schaub is pretty much done maybe...

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THIS IS A RRRRRREAL OP

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  • Sweeney TomSweeney Tom try The Substance it changed my lifeRegistered User regular
    edited October 2013
    This is Sweeney Tom of the Penny Arcade Forums, and this is my
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    I won't lie, this week is going to be tough if you're watching football. The Texans for the first time ever are on the Case, but Keenum is up against the unbeaten Chiefs in his first game while Schaub is sidelined.
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    the brightest smile can't be extinguished

    We get Patriots/Jets again. Goody.
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    Cowboys/Eagles. NFC East is the worst.
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    Falcons lost their best receiver left for the year, and would likely lose any other game in this position of adjustment. Luckily, they're facing a team that's in the middle of a serious medical outbreak, and they're more in danger of becoming zombies than losing this game (at least easily).
    There is no safe for work picture of MRSA or zombified Buccaneer players, so instead here is a British TB logo from TheDrawPlay.com, which is much better than the Bucs deserve:
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    The less said about the Ravens and Steelers, the better.
    Laugh at our shitty rings
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    The Giants caused Carl to jump on literally any bandwagon he could, even the Jets.
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    Two-time Super Bowl winner.

    While we're at it, have some Stone Cold Locks. Worst-case scenario, if the games this week suck, at least now you'll have something to watch.
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    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mXS4fLK_Ra0
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WMpras6Is_Y
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t9YXkpuZibw
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sn9jZvHCEV0
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    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tM08p2sxDVE
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fOcuQXQtUec

    (I was saving this for when the Stone Cold Lock gets posted, but apparently people couldn't wait for a new thread, and fuck it I spent half an hour on this OP plus it's better than this one so it's getting posted anyway dealw/it)

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  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    EVERY POST IN THIS THREAD MUST BE A GIANT OPENING POST!

    Except for this one.

  • Bluedude152Bluedude152 Registered User regular
    edited October 2013
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    OP is not patriotic enough

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  • wirehead26wirehead26 Registered User regular
    What did Bigfoot ever do to Teddy Roosevelt?

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  • MackdubyaMackdubya Business Ninja San Francisco, CARegistered User regular
    Nothing.

    TR is just a murdering, manly machine.

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  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Pretty sure Bigfoot is a communist.

  • KanaKana Registered User regular
    Bigfoot is a rare, gentle beast, majestic in both its strength and elusiveness

    As such its only proper role in god's dominion is hanging over Teddy Roosevelt's mantlepiece

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  • RadiusRadius Registered User regular
    edited October 2013
    Has anyone in here not read Breaking Madden yet?

    Because pretty much everyone should read Breaking Madden.

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  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Pretty sure Teddy Roosevelt was just curious what a Bigfoot steak taste like.

  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    BEEFTANK is my hero

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  • VladimerVladimer Registered User regular
    BEEFTANK is the QB we all deserve

  • RadiusRadius Registered User regular
    My personal favorite is Peyton with the worst O Line ever.

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  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    I don't know...the Vince Young one is amazing. I laughed at the gif of the offensive lineman checked out for 5 solid minutes.

  • Sweeney TomSweeney Tom try The Substance it changed my lifeRegistered User regular
    I couldn't stop laughing when I saw the GIF of Mitch just watching as an easily catchable pass from Hoyer went up and over him.

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  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Billy Cundiff's run blocking is amazing.

  • TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
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  • HermanoHermano Registered User regular
    And yet the Jags gave Denver their toughest game of the season, and that's why sports are great.


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  • LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    These two teams are going to play against one another in Football, the sport

    is such a great line.

  • KanaKana Registered User regular
    Y'know to be fair, "worst of the century" is a bit of an cruel way to phrase it when that's only describing 13 years

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  • DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    Hermano wrote: »
    And yet the Jags gave Denver their toughest game of the season, and that's why sports are great.

    one could argue that the game where they had to make an interception in the closing minutes of the game to win was their toughest game of the season

  • HermanoHermano Registered User regular
    The Geebs That Got Bigtimed wrote: »
    Hermano wrote: »
    And yet the Jags gave Denver their toughest game of the season, and that's why sports are great.

    one could argue that the game where they had to make an interception in the closing minutes of the game to win was their toughest game of the season

    Ok, I may have employed a touch of hyperbole, it certainly wasn't the blow out everyone expected though


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  • MaximumMaximum Registered User regular
    I wonder how many games out of a hundred Jacksonville would win against Denver. Maybe 10?

  • ToxTox I kill threads they/themRegistered User regular
    So considering everything that's happened with Green Bay's receivers...

    Should I start Rodgers against Cleveland (given up 11th fewest against QBs so far)?

    Or Rivers against Jacksonville (given up 9th most against QBs)?

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  • LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    You still got Finley but yeah, that's a tough call

  • ToxTox I kill threads they/themRegistered User regular
    Langly wrote: »
    You still got Finley but yeah, that's a tough call

    Their season averages are only half a point apart, and I've got Nelson on my team, so if I start Rivers I'll still be able to get some points off of the GB passing game.

    On the other hand I've also got Keenan Allen so that should help if Rivers goes with the passing game.

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  • ToxTox I kill threads they/themRegistered User regular
    My instinct tells me San Diego is going to be able to run the ball more, and therefore just not need to put up big passing play numbers.

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  • Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    Rest well, Bum Phillips; you've earned it.

    Aside from the fact that you were one of the greatest coaches of the 20th century, you were a Marine Raider and I am proud to have shared the Eagle, Globe and Anchor with you.

    When I think of what it means to be a Texan, I think of my grandad and you.

    Good night, sweet Bum, and may flights of angels wing you to your rest; we won't see your like again.

  • LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    Tox wrote: »
    My instinct tells me San Diego is going to be able to run the ball more, and therefore just not need to put up big passing play numbers.

    Yeah that might be true

  • Lt Muffin360Lt Muffin360 Registered User regular
    @Tox Rodgers and crew are very confident in their back ups and Jordy Nelson is still healthy. I would play Rodgers unless you need a miracle game because you don't trust the rest of your players.

    Just my thoughts though (Vikings fan living in Wisconsin if you want where I am coming from)

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  • ToxTox I kill threads they/themRegistered User regular
    Lt Muffin360 wrote: »
    @Tox Rodgers and crew are very confident in their back ups and Jordy Nelson is still healthy. I would play Rodgers unless you need a miracle game because you don't trust the rest of your players.

    Just my thoughts though (Vikings fan living in Wisconsin if you want where I am coming from)

    Yeah I'm not ready to sit Rodgers just quite yet, and Chargers at Jags just sounds like it's going to be a big run-first game on both sides of the ball, so I don't see them getting a whole lot of points.

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  • VladimerVladimer Registered User regular
    As someone who's watched all of the dumpster fire this year, you'd likely be correct. Our DBs haven't been complete dogshit relative to the rest of the team this season. But, you can run on us at will

  • JarsJars Registered User regular
    no stone cold lock this week?

  • Sweeney TomSweeney Tom try The Substance it changed my lifeRegistered User regular
    edited October 2013
    Broncos/Colts is the Stone Cold Lock, for some reason Adult Swim still hasn't put it up on Youtube

    Carl is perfect when picking non-NY teams this season (1-0!)

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  • zerzhulzerzhul Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited October 2013
    Trying to decide between Cutler and Luck today for a $ league. Cutler has been on a roll the past few weeks, and is up against the atrocious Washington secondary... but Luck is up against the Broncos and will probably have to throw 70 times...

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  • LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    zerzhul wrote: »
    Trying to decide between Cutler and Luck today for a $ league. Cutler has been on a roll the past few weeks, and is up against the atrocious Washington secondary... but Luck is up against the Broncos and will probably have to throw 70 times...

    Yeah, I'm starting cam over luck but I was thinking about it for a while

  • XehalusXehalus Registered User regular
    Luck might get some garbage time points unless he's benched out of mercy

  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    I'm still trying to decide between TY Hilton and Harry Douglas.

  • Sweeney TomSweeney Tom try The Substance it changed my lifeRegistered User regular


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  • jkylefultonjkylefulton Squid...or Kid? NNID - majpellRegistered User regular
    Rolling the dice on Henne instead of Flacco as my QB2 today. Probably going to be a disaster.

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  • rhylithrhylith Death Rabbits HoustonRegistered User regular
    Sweeney Tom wrote: »


    wow

    So expense

    Such salary

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