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    Solomaxwell6Solomaxwell6 Registered User regular
    edited November 2013
    Shit, red pill is private now.

    edit: Nevermind, was using the wrong name

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    GooeyGooey (\/)┌¶─¶┐(\/) pinch pinchRegistered User regular
    Irond Will wrote: »
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    DK ask them what they would put on strawberries

    Is this a racism trying to get them to pronounce "whipped cream" (I am not above this) or do you have some other humorous response in mind?

    Also, I have not seen many berries here. Mostly just melons.

    have they sprung durians on you?

    durian is actually not bad*

    *if you don't personally have a huge smell component to your sense of taste

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    MimMim I prefer my lovers… dead.Registered User regular
    TehSloth wrote: »
    Mim wrote: »
    That's 5:45 AM on the 26th. If it was PM, we'd be fine but I can't make it back from Philly to Albany early enough to start that shit shift.

    Then one day they have me working from 2pm to 12:15 am.

    WHAT THE FUCK ARE THEY DOING.

    Those after-christmas returns aren't going to do themselves

    I better not have a sales goal that day.

    I'm mostly curious about the 2pm - 12:15 am shift. Like, we don't get many people after 10. We close at 9:30 and there are still those fucks who want to try to shop. If someone pulls that on me at 12 am, I'm going to lose my shit and possibly my job.

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    TaminTamin Registered User regular
    annoying

    the commentary cursing gets bleeped out

    that's pretty nonsensical to me

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    spool32spool32 Contrary Library Registered User regular
    Hello happy birthday @Organichu

    Rule the pax east dinner plans with an iron fist.

    rock your schooling

    drop mic on the haters, walk off into the sunset

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    tyrannustyrannus i am not fat Registered User regular
    bowen wrote: »
    Hm. My landlord is forcing all the units to move to ECH/Direct Debit for rent.

    Except it costs us $5 to use that service from them.

    Hmm, no I don't think so. Who wants to take bets they'll fight with me about how illegal that is?

    They're probably just mad I pay my rent on the 5th instead of the 1st. Too bad that's my legal right! Sorry!

    that's them being bad at negotiating. at my old firm, we were able to help move a client over to ACH/Direct Debit and we made sure to get the fee waived for each of the client's tenants

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    spool32spool32 Contrary Library Registered User regular

    "This subreddit is private"

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    CasualCasual Wiggle Wiggle Wiggle Flap Flap Flap Registered User regular
    man fuck sales goals with cactus

    if i'm in a store odds are i know what i want

    if i want a sales assistant i'll go up and ask one

    forcing people to harass me as a matter of policy is just shitty for the sales person and me

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    MimMim I prefer my lovers… dead.Registered User regular
    Tamin wrote: »
    Mim wrote: »
    That's 5:45 AM on the 26th. If it was PM, we'd be fine but I can't make it back from Philly to Albany early enough to start that shit shift.

    Then one day they have me working from 2pm to 12:15 am.

    WHAT THE FUCK ARE THEY DOING.

    retail = hell

    This is some 9th circle Dante-level shit right here.
    Casual wrote: »
    @mim

    get the hell out of that BS

    I'm researching some job listings for secretary jobs and then I'm going to learn those skills before I transfer back to Philly so I can begin applying. I at least want to transfer with this job so I have SOME income.

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    tyrannustyrannus i am not fat Registered User regular
    @Organichu

    happy birthday!!!!

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    Donkey KongDonkey Kong Putting Nintendo out of business with AI nips Registered User regular
    Gooey wrote: »
    i really liked the food in china

    i also ate some really amazingly gross shit

    chilled rabbit brains a la temple of doom
    sea cucumber (live)
    donkey
    scorpions (whole)
    sea horses (whole)
    various meat / blood gelatins

    etc.

    Check
    What?! Why have I not?
    Check
    No. God why.
    Check
    Check

    The food can be really good but there's really only one way anything is delicious. They load it up crazy with salt and oil. Everything that's good is good in the exact same way. Everything that's bad is like a living nightmare.

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    Irond WillIrond Will WARNING: NO HURTFUL COMMENTS, PLEASE!!!!! Cambridge. MAModerator mod
    edited November 2013
    y2jake215 wrote: »
    Irond Will wrote: »
    y2jake215 wrote: »
    I am the one man Boston dining decider

    We are going to the 99

    i understand the 99 is DK's choice in romantic dates

    If you can't get some after taking a date to the 99 you ain't never gonna

    there's this horrible westernized mongolian bbq kind of place called the fire + ice in harvard square and i think downtown. it's basically the same idea as a mongolian bbq - put all your ingredients in a bowl and carry it over to a dude manning a giant flat-top grill and he'll cook it for you and hand it back so you can eat it, usually with rice or noodles.

    the twist is that all the ingredients are adapted to new england tastes - everything is bland and kind of shitty, the sauces are super sweet and also bland, and the whole place seems filthy. also it's kind of expensive.

    anyways one time i was walking behind these two townie kids. one of them was talking about an upcoming date.

    "imma take her to fire and ice. that place is wicked classy. i'm gonna be so in there"

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    RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    My brother's wife had a scan of babby #2: Eez helfy! :D

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    AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    edited November 2013
    EDIT: Huh, I mixed this up with something else.

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    DeebaserDeebaser on my way to work in a suit and a tie Ahhhh...come on fucking guyRegistered User regular
    Casual wrote: »
    man fuck sales goals with cactus

    if i'm in a store odds are i know what i want

    if i want a sales assistant i'll go up and ask one

    forcing people to harass me as a matter of policy is just shitty for the sales person and me

    Upselling is only one tool for hitting retail sales goals.
    Your shelves need to be stocked,
    those shelves need to be orderly,
    You need enough bandwidth at the registers

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    RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    Currently scheduled to turn up next May, but everyone thinks it's well developed for 14 weeks, and its brother came three weeks early...

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    AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
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    PantsBPantsB Fake Thomas Jefferson Registered User regular


    Oh god.

    "And thus, the female imperative took over game. "

    "Why does it seem that American society is in decline, that fairness and decorum are receding, that socialism and tyranny are becoming malignant despite the majority of the public being averse to such philosophies, yet the true root cause seems elusive? "


    No one on that site gets laid or paid ever.

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    emnmnmeemnmnme Registered User regular
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    CambiataCambiata Commander Shepard The likes of which even GAWD has never seenRegistered User regular

    "If you divide the whole world into just enemies and friends, you'll end up destroying everything" --Nausicaa of the Valley of Wind
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    PantsBPantsB Fake Thomas Jefferson Registered User regular
    @Organichu Happy Birthday, I'll punch you an appropriate number of times at PAXEast

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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    I think that I'll treat myself to a birthday lunch today. I am probably not gonna go all the way out of my way for the Sichuan place I love. I dunno. Hm.

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    Donkey KongDonkey Kong Putting Nintendo out of business with AI nips Registered User regular
    edited November 2013
    Chinese cooking also has 10,000 identical starchy tubers that all get cooked the same way and they expect me to know one from the other and I'm just like, calling them all potato. They all taste like a potato, I am sorry!

    My Chinese hosts all on the internet, raging at their message board: "This stupid laowai! We give him the greatest vegetables and he calls them all "potato" what an unrefined palate his native food must be so disgusting."

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    y2jake215y2jake215 certified Flat Birther theorist the Last Good Boy onlineRegistered User regular
    Irond Will wrote: »
    y2jake215 wrote: »
    Irond Will wrote: »
    y2jake215 wrote: »
    I am the one man Boston dining decider

    We are going to the 99

    i understand the 99 is DK's choice in romantic dates

    If you can't get some after taking a date to the 99 you ain't never gonna

    there's this horrible westernized mongolian bbq kind of place called the fire + ice in harvard square and i think downtown. it's basically the same idea as a mongolian bbq - put all your ingredients in a bowl and carry it over to a dude manning a giant flat-top grill and he'll cook it for you and hand it back so you can eat it, usually with rice or noodles.

    the twist is that all the ingredients are adapted to new england tastes - everything is bland and kind of shitty, the sauces are super sweet and also bland, and the whole place seems filthy. also it's kind of expensive.

    anyways one time i was walking behind these two townie kids. one of them was talking about an upcoming date.

    "imma take her to fire and ice. that place is wicked classy. i'm gonna be so in there"

    I have been multiple times

    He was completely right though

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    maybe i'm streaming terrible dj right now if i am its here
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    TehSlothTehSloth Hit Or Miss I Guess They Never Miss, HuhRegistered User regular

    I...

    wut...

    ugh

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    y2jake215y2jake215 certified Flat Birther theorist the Last Good Boy onlineRegistered User regular
    High schoolers love that place

    So fancy!

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    maybe i'm streaming terrible dj right now if i am its here
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    CasualCasual Wiggle Wiggle Wiggle Flap Flap Flap Registered User regular
    the sky outside is purple right now

    that's a new one

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    MimMim I prefer my lovers… dead.Registered User regular
    Deebaser wrote: »
    Casual wrote: »
    man fuck sales goals with cactus

    if i'm in a store odds are i know what i want

    if i want a sales assistant i'll go up and ask one

    forcing people to harass me as a matter of policy is just shitty for the sales person and me

    Upselling is only one tool for hitting retail sales goals.
    Your shelves need to be stocked,
    those shelves need to be orderly,
    You need enough bandwidth at the registers

    One of my favorite parts of my job is re-sizing the discount racks, making sure all the tables and stands are orderly and having a customer come over and follow me around messing things up right as I fix them.

    Sometimes I'll put the clothes I'm organizing on a mini-rod and while I'm putting them back one by one, I'll have a customer go through the clothes I have on the mini-rod and I'm like "Lady, I'm organizing these. Can your discount hungry cunt wait like one fucking second?!"

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    Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot OMG WRIGGLY T O X O P L A S M O S I SRegistered User regular
    I am enjoying this thing that randomly generates statuses from a mix of your facebook history way too much
    What no defenses. He eats lunch inbetween 1130 and 1230
    It's awesome. Don't be hating it.
    I wrote something for leftmousebutton.net, which I have finished emotional maturity. It's a ton of sad to make money? Yes!
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    Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot OMG WRIGGLY T O X O P L A S M O S I SRegistered User regular
    Where'd it into the yolk with her meat? RAW RAW AH
    did you see Jimmy from 830 til 730. Bought a month, for the rest of my chest I feel FOR some reason, the Mojave about Borderlands 2.
    titbag is redundant wtf
    I wrote something for all the mighty hunter stalks his prey
    dude that goose is mean as hell
    Eat it, unleashing mosquitos on rich people. They're old. They smear a man
    Every shock picture. Every horrible photoshop. Everything. I will be like, a shrine to pillows.
    Captain America is amazing



    omg yes these are all things i would say

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    TehSlothTehSloth Hit Or Miss I Guess They Never Miss, HuhRegistered User regular
    edited November 2013
    There's one of those mongolian BBQ places by the movie theater near me. Is tasty and would probably be good for a date but like, if the buffet tables you're taking the food from have a sneeze guard on them it's not classy.

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    PantsBPantsB Fake Thomas Jefferson Registered User regular
    Chinese cooking also has 10,000 identical starchy tubers that all get cooked the same way and they expect me to know one from the other and I'm just like, calling them all potato. They all taste like a potato, I am sorry!

    My Chinese hosts all on the internet, raging at their message board: "This stupid laowai! We give him the greatest vegetables and he calls them all "potato" what an unrefined palate his native food must be so disgusting."

    Which is why there are tons of Chinese starchy tuber restaurant chains all over the world.

    Whats that? The only Chinese food anyone outside China eats is Americanized Chinese food and there are thousands of American food restaurants in China?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GGuhZvO1DKg

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    DeebaserDeebaser on my way to work in a suit and a tie Ahhhh...come on fucking guyRegistered User regular
    TehSloth wrote: »

    I...

    wut...

    ugh

    That sub-reddit should meet a tumblr feminist blog so they can just hate fuck the crazy out of each other.

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    AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    Path of Exile is good

    but now I just want more than hacking and slashing

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    ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    i work for a state run liquor store

    we don't have sales goals

    where else you gonna go? new jersey?

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    DeebaserDeebaser on my way to work in a suit and a tie Ahhhh...come on fucking guyRegistered User regular
    Mim wrote: »
    Deebaser wrote: »
    Casual wrote: »
    man fuck sales goals with cactus

    if i'm in a store odds are i know what i want

    if i want a sales assistant i'll go up and ask one

    forcing people to harass me as a matter of policy is just shitty for the sales person and me

    Upselling is only one tool for hitting retail sales goals.
    Your shelves need to be stocked,
    those shelves need to be orderly,
    You need enough bandwidth at the registers

    One of my favorite parts of my job is re-sizing the discount racks, making sure all the tables and stands are orderly and having a customer come over and follow me around messing things up right as I fix them.

    Sometimes I'll put the clothes I'm organizing on a mini-rod and while I'm putting them back one by one, I'll have a customer go through the clothes I have on the mini-rod and I'm like "Lady, I'm organizing these. Can your discount hungry cunt wait like one fucking second?!"

    customers are the worst.
    Screw the discount bins though. I meant more the general merchandise for actual people.

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    TTODewbackTTODewback Puts the drawl in ya'll I think I'm in HellRegistered User regular
    @organichu
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    fuckkkk youuuuuu <3

    Bless your heart.
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    TaminTamin Registered User regular
    PantsB wrote: »
    Chinese cooking also has 10,000 identical starchy tubers that all get cooked the same way and they expect me to know one from the other and I'm just like, calling them all potato. They all taste like a potato, I am sorry!

    My Chinese hosts all on the internet, raging at their message board: "This stupid laowai! We give him the greatest vegetables and he calls them all "potato" what an unrefined palate his native food must be so disgusting."

    Which is why there are tons of Chinese starchy tuber restaurant chains all over the world.

    Whats that? The only Chinese food anyone outside China eats is Americanized Chinese food and there are thousands of American "food" restaurants in China?

    http://www.youtu be.com/watch?v=GGuhZvO1DKg

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    ronyaronya Arrrrrf. the ivory tower's basementRegistered User regular
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    Path of Exile is good

    but now I just want more than hacking and slashing

    how bout shooting and stabbing

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    CasualCasual Wiggle Wiggle Wiggle Flap Flap Flap Registered User regular
    Elendil wrote: »
    i work for a state run liquor store

    we don't have sales goals

    where else you gonna go? new jersey?

    a state run liquor store?

    why the hell would the state run liquor stores?

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