That's 5:45 AM on the 26th. If it was PM, we'd be fine but I can't make it back from Philly to Albany early enough to start that shit shift.
Then one day they have me working from 2pm to 12:15 am.
WHAT THE FUCK ARE THEY DOING.
Those after-christmas returns aren't going to do themselves
I better not have a sales goal that day.
I'm mostly curious about the 2pm - 12:15 am shift. Like, we don't get many people after 10. We close at 9:30 and there are still those fucks who want to try to shop. If someone pulls that on me at 12 am, I'm going to lose my shit and possibly my job.
Hm. My landlord is forcing all the units to move to ECH/Direct Debit for rent.
Except it costs us $5 to use that service from them.
Hmm, no I don't think so. Who wants to take bets they'll fight with me about how illegal that is?
They're probably just mad I pay my rent on the 5th instead of the 1st. Too bad that's my legal right! Sorry!
that's them being bad at negotiating. at my old firm, we were able to help move a client over to ACH/Direct Debit and we made sure to get the fee waived for each of the client's tenants
I'm researching some job listings for secretary jobs and then I'm going to learn those skills before I transfer back to Philly so I can begin applying. I at least want to transfer with this job so I have SOME income.
chilled rabbit brains a la temple of doom
sea cucumber (live)
donkey
scorpions (whole)
sea horses (whole)
various meat / blood gelatins
etc.
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The food can be really good but there's really only one way anything is delicious. They load it up crazy with salt and oil. Everything that's good is good in the exact same way. Everything that's bad is like a living nightmare.
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i understand the 99 is DK's choice in romantic dates
If you can't get some after taking a date to the 99 you ain't never gonna
there's this horrible westernized mongolian bbq kind of place called the fire + ice in harvard square and i think downtown. it's basically the same idea as a mongolian bbq - put all your ingredients in a bowl and carry it over to a dude manning a giant flat-top grill and he'll cook it for you and hand it back so you can eat it, usually with rice or noodles.
the twist is that all the ingredients are adapted to new england tastes - everything is bland and kind of shitty, the sauces are super sweet and also bland, and the whole place seems filthy. also it's kind of expensive.
anyways one time i was walking behind these two townie kids. one of them was talking about an upcoming date.
"imma take her to fire and ice. that place is wicked classy. i'm gonna be so in there"
if i want a sales assistant i'll go up and ask one
forcing people to harass me as a matter of policy is just shitty for the sales person and me
Upselling is only one tool for hitting retail sales goals.
Your shelves need to be stocked,
those shelves need to be orderly,
You need enough bandwidth at the registers
"And thus, the female imperative took over game. "
"Why does it seem that American society is in decline, that fairness and decorum are receding, that socialism and tyranny are becoming malignant despite the majority of the public being averse to such philosophies, yet the true root cause seems elusive? "
I think that I'll treat myself to a birthday lunch today. I am probably not gonna go all the way out of my way for the Sichuan place I love. I dunno. Hm.
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Donkey KongPutting Nintendo out of business with AI nipsRegistered Userregular
edited November 2013
Chinese cooking also has 10,000 identical starchy tubers that all get cooked the same way and they expect me to know one from the other and I'm just like, calling them all potato. They all taste like a potato, I am sorry!
My Chinese hosts all on the internet, raging at their message board: "This stupid laowai! We give him the greatest vegetables and he calls them all "potato" what an unrefined palate his native food must be so disgusting."
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i understand the 99 is DK's choice in romantic dates
If you can't get some after taking a date to the 99 you ain't never gonna
there's this horrible westernized mongolian bbq kind of place called the fire + ice in harvard square and i think downtown. it's basically the same idea as a mongolian bbq - put all your ingredients in a bowl and carry it over to a dude manning a giant flat-top grill and he'll cook it for you and hand it back so you can eat it, usually with rice or noodles.
the twist is that all the ingredients are adapted to new england tastes - everything is bland and kind of shitty, the sauces are super sweet and also bland, and the whole place seems filthy. also it's kind of expensive.
anyways one time i was walking behind these two townie kids. one of them was talking about an upcoming date.
"imma take her to fire and ice. that place is wicked classy. i'm gonna be so in there"
I have been multiple times
He was completely right though
maybe i'm streaming terrible dj right now if i am its here
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TehSlothHit Or MissI Guess They Never Miss, HuhRegistered Userregular
if i want a sales assistant i'll go up and ask one
forcing people to harass me as a matter of policy is just shitty for the sales person and me
Upselling is only one tool for hitting retail sales goals.
Your shelves need to be stocked, those shelves need to be orderly,
You need enough bandwidth at the registers
One of my favorite parts of my job is re-sizing the discount racks, making sure all the tables and stands are orderly and having a customer come over and follow me around messing things up right as I fix them.
Sometimes I'll put the clothes I'm organizing on a mini-rod and while I'm putting them back one by one, I'll have a customer go through the clothes I have on the mini-rod and I'm like "Lady, I'm organizing these. Can your discount hungry cunt wait like one fucking second?!"
Where'd it into the yolk with her meat? RAW RAW AH
did you see Jimmy from 830 til 730. Bought a month, for the rest of my chest I feel FOR some reason, the Mojave about Borderlands 2.
titbag is redundant wtf
I wrote something for all the mighty hunter stalks his prey
dude that goose is mean as hell
Eat it, unleashing mosquitos on rich people. They're old. They smear a man
Every shock picture. Every horrible photoshop. Everything. I will be like, a shrine to pillows.
Captain America is amazing
omg yes these are all things i would say
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TehSlothHit Or MissI Guess They Never Miss, HuhRegistered Userregular
edited November 2013
There's one of those mongolian BBQ places by the movie theater near me. Is tasty and would probably be good for a date but like, if the buffet tables you're taking the food from have a sneeze guard on them it's not classy.
Chinese cooking also has 10,000 identical starchy tubers that all get cooked the same way and they expect me to know one from the other and I'm just like, calling them all potato. They all taste like a potato, I am sorry!
My Chinese hosts all on the internet, raging at their message board: "This stupid laowai! We give him the greatest vegetables and he calls them all "potato" what an unrefined palate his native food must be so disgusting."
Which is why there are tons of Chinese starchy tuber restaurant chains all over the world.
Whats that? The only Chinese food anyone outside China eats is Americanized Chinese food and there are thousands of American food restaurants in China?
if i want a sales assistant i'll go up and ask one
forcing people to harass me as a matter of policy is just shitty for the sales person and me
Upselling is only one tool for hitting retail sales goals.
Your shelves need to be stocked, those shelves need to be orderly,
You need enough bandwidth at the registers
One of my favorite parts of my job is re-sizing the discount racks, making sure all the tables and stands are orderly and having a customer come over and follow me around messing things up right as I fix them.
Sometimes I'll put the clothes I'm organizing on a mini-rod and while I'm putting them back one by one, I'll have a customer go through the clothes I have on the mini-rod and I'm like "Lady, I'm organizing these. Can your discount hungry cunt wait like one fucking second?!"
customers are the worst.
Screw the discount bins though. I meant more the general merchandise for actual people.
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Chinese cooking also has 10,000 identical starchy tubers that all get cooked the same way and they expect me to know one from the other and I'm just like, calling them all potato. They all taste like a potato, I am sorry!
My Chinese hosts all on the internet, raging at their message board: "This stupid laowai! We give him the greatest vegetables and he calls them all "potato" what an unrefined palate his native food must be so disgusting."
Which is why there are tons of Chinese starchy tuber restaurant chains all over the world.
Whats that? The only Chinese food anyone outside China eats is Americanized Chinese food and there are thousands of American "food" restaurants in China?
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edit: Nevermind, was using the wrong name
durian is actually not bad*
*if you don't personally have a huge smell component to your sense of taste
I better not have a sales goal that day.
I'm mostly curious about the 2pm - 12:15 am shift. Like, we don't get many people after 10. We close at 9:30 and there are still those fucks who want to try to shop. If someone pulls that on me at 12 am, I'm going to lose my shit and possibly my job.
the commentary cursing gets bleeped out
that's pretty nonsensical to me
Rule the pax east dinner plans with an iron fist.
rock your schooling
drop mic on the haters, walk off into the sunset
that's them being bad at negotiating. at my old firm, we were able to help move a client over to ACH/Direct Debit and we made sure to get the fee waived for each of the client's tenants
"This subreddit is private"
if i'm in a store odds are i know what i want
if i want a sales assistant i'll go up and ask one
forcing people to harass me as a matter of policy is just shitty for the sales person and me
This is some 9th circle Dante-level shit right here.
I'm researching some job listings for secretary jobs and then I'm going to learn those skills before I transfer back to Philly so I can begin applying. I at least want to transfer with this job so I have SOME income.
happy birthday!!!!
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The food can be really good but there's really only one way anything is delicious. They load it up crazy with salt and oil. Everything that's good is good in the exact same way. Everything that's bad is like a living nightmare.
there's this horrible westernized mongolian bbq kind of place called the fire + ice in harvard square and i think downtown. it's basically the same idea as a mongolian bbq - put all your ingredients in a bowl and carry it over to a dude manning a giant flat-top grill and he'll cook it for you and hand it back so you can eat it, usually with rice or noodles.
the twist is that all the ingredients are adapted to new england tastes - everything is bland and kind of shitty, the sauces are super sweet and also bland, and the whole place seems filthy. also it's kind of expensive.
anyways one time i was walking behind these two townie kids. one of them was talking about an upcoming date.
"imma take her to fire and ice. that place is wicked classy. i'm gonna be so in there"
Upselling is only one tool for hitting retail sales goals.
Your shelves need to be stocked,
those shelves need to be orderly,
You need enough bandwidth at the registers
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b5OrcMorALM
Oh god.
"And thus, the female imperative took over game. "
"Why does it seem that American society is in decline, that fairness and decorum are receding, that socialism and tyranny are becoming malignant despite the majority of the public being averse to such philosophies, yet the true root cause seems elusive? "
No one on that site gets laid or paid ever.
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My Chinese hosts all on the internet, raging at their message board: "This stupid laowai! We give him the greatest vegetables and he calls them all "potato" what an unrefined palate his native food must be so disgusting."
I have been multiple times
He was completely right though
maybe i'm streaming terrible dj right now if i am its here
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twitch.tv/tehsloth
So fancy!
maybe i'm streaming terrible dj right now if i am its here
that's a new one
One of my favorite parts of my job is re-sizing the discount racks, making sure all the tables and stands are orderly and having a customer come over and follow me around messing things up right as I fix them.
Sometimes I'll put the clothes I'm organizing on a mini-rod and while I'm putting them back one by one, I'll have a customer go through the clothes I have on the mini-rod and I'm like "Lady, I'm organizing these. Can your discount hungry cunt wait like one fucking second?!"
omg yes these are all things i would say
twitch.tv/tehsloth
Which is why there are tons of Chinese starchy tuber restaurant chains all over the world.
Whats that? The only Chinese food anyone outside China eats is Americanized Chinese food and there are thousands of American food restaurants in China?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GGuhZvO1DKg
QEDMF xbl: PantsB G+
That sub-reddit should meet a tumblr feminist blog so they can just hate fuck the crazy out of each other.
but now I just want more than hacking and slashing
we don't have sales goals
where else you gonna go? new jersey?
customers are the worst.
Screw the discount bins though. I meant more the general merchandise for actual people.
fuckkkk youuuuuu
how bout shooting and stabbing
a state run liquor store?
why the hell would the state run liquor stores?