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Heartlander II: The Quickening

Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
edited November 2013 in Social Entropy++
AFFAIRS OF THE HEART

Sometimes you're sad. Sometimes you're angry. Sometimes you want-

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YIkoSPqjaU4

Sometimes, forget love, you just wanna bone down. Maybe most of the time you don't know what you're feeling. This is the place you can come to figure out.

So have a seat

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lVIGhYMwRgs

-and let's rap.

PREVIOUSLY, I exchanged a couple of anonymous notes with someone in my apartment complex who said I was cute, but then I realized I might be dealing with a serial killer and I backed off. But it was too late, for I had already given out my number like a doofus!

And now the consequences: I just got a text suggesting we get coffee at a place just up the street. I'm still feeling kinda spooked by all this! It's more than I was ready to deal with when I got up this morning!

But what are YOUR problems and hopes and dreams, SE++?

Grey Ghost on
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  • VeldrinVeldrin Sham bam bamina Registered User regular
    put the lotion in the basket

  • RingoRingo He/Him a distinct lack of substanceRegistered User regular
    Take a friend to coffee as backup.

  • SCREECH OF THE FARGSCREECH OF THE FARG #1 PARROTHEAD margaritavilleRegistered User regular
    i was gonna say this on page 100 of the last thread but

    affairs of the farts ehehhhehe

  • BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    i'm glad you got my text but did you find the package I left in your closet yet

  • AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    get coffee you big baby

  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    Know that when I turn up in a ditch without any skin, it was @Antimatter that cast the deciding vote

  • FyndirFyndir Registered User regular
    Save the number you got the text from as "Hint for Cops: Possible Killer", just incase.

  • DarmakDarmak RAGE vympyvvhyc vyctyvyRegistered User regular
    Lotion your skin so that it'll be nice and soft for their new skin coat. It's thoughtful gestures like that that really drive women wild.

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  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    Fyndir wrote: »
    Save the number you got the text from as "Hint for Cops: Possible Killer", just incase.

    BEGIN INVESTIGATION HERE

  • AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    Know that when I turn up in a ditch without any skin, it was @Antimatter that cast the deciding vote

    please
    you won't turn up in a ditch

  • Indie WinterIndie Winter die Krähe Rudi Hurzlmeier (German, b. 1952)Registered User regular
    edited November 2013
    @grey ghost don't stress it, sounds like one of those extremely rare real life "cute meets". go, try and have fun, and if it doesn't feel right just end it there.

    Indie Winter on
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  • BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    Antimatter wrote: »
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    Know that when I turn up in a ditch without any skin, it was @Antimatter that cast the deciding vote

    please
    you won't turn up in a ditch

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    he will make some fucking sweet armor though

  • WybornWyborn GET EQUIPPED Registered User regular
    knitdan wrote:
    I have an idea. It may be horrible.

    Go to their door with a card, say it's for (another tenant)'s birthday. If they sign it you can compare the handwriting.

    Yo this is the most Three's Company thing I have read all day

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  • BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    Wyborn wrote: »
    knitdan wrote:
    I have an idea. It may be horrible.

    Go to their door with a card, say it's for (another tenant)'s birthday. If they sign it you can compare the handwriting.

    Yo this is the most Three's Company thing I have read all day

    Dress up your twin brother as yourself and send him in your place.

  • Dongs GaloreDongs Galore Registered User regular
    Fyndir wrote: »
    Save the number you got the text from as "Hint for Cops: Possible Killer", just incase.

    The Mississippi State Police in: the Curious Case of the Killer Numbers

  • UsagiUsagi Nah Registered User regular
    Don't get dead, GG

  • AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    get busy living or get busy dying

  • WybornWyborn GET EQUIPPED Registered User regular
    Brolo wrote: »
    Wyborn wrote: »
    knitdan wrote:
    I have an idea. It may be horrible.

    Go to their door with a card, say it's for (another tenant)'s birthday. If they sign it you can compare the handwriting.

    Yo this is the most Three's Company thing I have read all day

    Dress up your twin brother as yourself and send him in your place.

    Write a note to your landlord telling him you're gay and that's why it's okay for you to move in with these two girls

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  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    Okay, we're texting
    I got a name and what she does for a living, but she's being coy about if she's one of the girls at the end of the building, though I really don't think it's likely she's anyone else

  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    He said, as the laser sight settled on his forehead

  • Theodore FlooseveltTheodore Floosevelt proud parent of eight beautiful girls and shalmelo dorne (which is currently being ruled by a woman (awesome role model for my daughters)) #dornedadRegistered User regular
    i was gonna say this on page 100 of the last thread but

    affairs of the farts ehehhhehe

    farts: ass airs of the heart

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  • Bé ChuilleBé Chuille Registered User regular
    I'm still bouncing between thinking this is cute and thinking it's a bit cracked.

  • GatsbyGatsby Registered User regular
    Good lord man I went on a date with a girl off of Facebook I had never met before and knew nothing about

    It's good to be cautious but bro you are in this deep so far without being locked in a basement, just keep chugging along

  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    I'm still bouncing between thinking this is cute and thinking it's a bit cracked.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WCIKxVe4_Xw

  • Theodore FlooseveltTheodore Floosevelt proud parent of eight beautiful girls and shalmelo dorne (which is currently being ruled by a woman (awesome role model for my daughters)) #dornedadRegistered User regular
    I'm still bouncing between thinking this is cute and thinking it's a bit cracked.

    I think it is just kinda both

    final judgments will be made based on the fallout

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  • Darth_MogsDarth_Mogs Registered User regular
    Look at it this way: If something happens, you have a great story. One of those "This worked great for me, but for the love of God, don't try to replicate it yourself" stories, but a great story nonetheless.

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  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    Frankly at this point I'm just too busy looping that Riker Sits Down video

  • Bé ChuilleBé Chuille Registered User regular
    edited November 2013
    Yeah, got to say, if it works, great! I for one am in no position to tell you this is a bad idea. How I met @Hullis was, on paper, pretty much the grandaddy of bad ideas.

    Bé Chuille on
  • GatsbyGatsby Registered User regular
    Yeah, got to say, if it works, great! I for one am in no position to tell you this is a bad idea. How I met Hullis was, on paper, pretty much the grandaddy of bad ideas.

    Okay now I'm curious, but don't want to pry if it's not a story suitable for the thread/forums

  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    Gatsby wrote: »
    Good lord man I went on a date with a girl off of Facebook I had never met before and knew nothing about

    It's good to be cautious but bro you are in this deep so far without being locked in a basement, just keep chugging along

    Yeah, they suggested a nice, highly visible, public meet up place (a coffee shop) so really you should not be too worried at all at this point GG.

  • Bé ChuilleBé Chuille Registered User regular
    Gatsby wrote: »
    Yeah, got to say, if it works, great! I for one am in no position to tell you this is a bad idea. How I met Hullis was, on paper, pretty much the grandaddy of bad ideas.

    Okay now I'm curious, but don't want to pry if it's not a story suitable for the thread/forums

    I'll DM you :D

  • VeldrinVeldrin Sham bam bamina Registered User regular
    Just be sure to save these threads so that when you're both old an still in love, you can gather the grandkids around in a circle and tell the heartwarming story of how the internet thought grandma was a skin-wearing psychopath.

  • GatsbyGatsby Registered User regular
    Veldrin wrote: »
    Just be sure to save these threads so that when you're both old an still in love, you can gather the grandkids around in a circle and tell the heartwarming story of how the internet thought grandma was a skin-wearing psychopath.

    I have slides prepared for our future kid/s in case something like facebook has been eradicated in the future

  • LabelLabel Registered User regular
    it's not about the coffee shop. it's about controlling the movement of the target. creating predictability. if he's gone a specific way at an appointed time, it's that much easier to plan. Then it's the comparatively simple matter of getting a suitable van at the right alleyway, and a large enough stew pot for the body.

  • knitdanknitdan Registered User regular
    I don't know if it's sweet or creepy that the forums periodically get really invested in people's potential love lives.

    “I was quick when I came in here, I’m twice as quick now”
    -Indiana Solo, runner of blades
  • nukanuka What are circles? Registered User regular
    I looked at Weaver's picture on facebook and got all teary eyed because I miss him. He's just a bus ride away BUT IT'S NOT FAIR.

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  • StasisStasis Registered User regular
    I'm super excited about this thread and where this story goes.

    I'm also excited about the cute girl I've been talking to who seems interested in me.

  • TonkkaTonkka Some one in the club tonight Has stolen my ideas.Registered User regular
    What the fuck.

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  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    Tonkka wrote: »
    What the fuck.

    Sup?

  • WeedLordVegetaWeedLordVegeta Registered User regular
    We met under the skeeviest circumstances possibly, which was mostly my fault

    it's a miracle she actually stuck around enough to fall for my stupid ass

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