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My brother is a clone (well, not a real one. A friendship clone)

FiendishrabbitFiendishrabbit Registered User regular
edited December 2013 in Social Entropy++
I has never struck me before that my brother could be one. I always felt that he was a pretty odd guy, with clothing and habits that simply didn't really fit in with the rest of society, an eccentric.

That is until Yesterday.
Yesterday we were going to see The Hobbit: Smaugs desolation. Yesterday I met his friends, they're all clones.

I knew they had similar jobs (computer science related).
I knew that they share some hobbies. They're all the type of people that visit places like Nepal when they have a spring/autumn vacation (hiking in the himalayas) and when they go skiing they use telemark gear and travel with organisations like UCPA (Union des Centres Sportifs de Plein Air).
I did not know how much else they shared.

For the first visual impression there was a common denominator, a massive "H". "H" as in "Haglöfs" that is, a swedish clothing company that specializes in high-quality sport/outdoor gear. Haglöfs jackets, Haglöfs pants, Haglöfs boots, haglöfs caps, haglöfs sweaters. For all I know they were probably wearing Haglöfs underwear as well (I have no idea if Haglöfs makes underwear).
Then we visited a greek restaurant to grab something to eat before the movie started. There are a lot of delicious types of food that you can find in a Greek restaurant. Bifteki, Kleftiko, Kefte, Gyros, Souvlaki, Dolmades and more. Did they pick any of that? Nope. They picked burgers with fries and tsatziki with either a mineral water or a coca cola. All of them. Every single one of them.
I tried some soft interrogation during the dinner and while it's not polite to dig too deeply I discovered that they're all in their 30s, they're all single, they all spent christmas at their uncles place (in groups of approximately 10 people and between 2 and 4 younger children belonging either to said uncles or their cousins).

At that point we left for the cinema, and spent the next 3 hours watching Smaugs desolation.
Leaving the cinema we started talking about our impressions of the movie. Their impressions were all the same.
This was good, that was bad, that could have been done better. All identical.

I thought my brother was always the odd man out, the eccentric.
Yesterday I met his friends, they're all clones.

"The western world sips from a poisonous cocktail: Polarisation, populism, protectionism and post-truth"
-Antje Jackelén, Archbishop of the Church of Sweden
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  • BrainleechBrainleech 機知に富んだコメントはここにあります Registered User regular
    They are an early hive
    You must observe them for science

  • FiendishrabbitFiendishrabbit Registered User regular
    Brainleech wrote: »
    They are an early hive
    You must observe them for science

    I cannot. I'm afraid.
    I have read my nietzsche and I do not wish to battle monsters, lest I become one. I do not wish to gaze into the abyss, because I do not wish for it to gazes into me.

    "The western world sips from a poisonous cocktail: Polarisation, populism, protectionism and post-truth"
    -Antje Jackelén, Archbishop of the Church of Sweden
  • BrainleechBrainleech 機知に富んだコメントはここにあります Registered User regular
    They are infested with insect spirits it is truly an age of wonder

  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    I have a clone

  • HacksawHacksaw J. Duggan Esq. Wrestler at LawRegistered User regular
    Yo is this like that Michael Keaton movie Multiplicity?

  • ProlegomenaProlegomena Frictionless Spinning The VoidRegistered User regular
    I think this is a William Gibson short story...

  • HacksawHacksaw J. Duggan Esq. Wrestler at LawRegistered User regular
    If it's not Neuromancer I don't care.

  • HacksawHacksaw J. Duggan Esq. Wrestler at LawRegistered User regular
    (Or The Difference Engine)

  • T4CTT4CT BAFTA-NOMINATED NAFTA-APPROVEDRegistered User regular
    sometimes i think i have clones

    but it turns out that even though all skinny hipsters look the same we find ourselves disinterested in very different things

  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Clones... Clones never change.

  • Donovan PuppyfuckerDonovan Puppyfucker A dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered User regular
    I for one am shocked. SHOCKED, I tell you!

    Who could possibly ever have concieved that a group of similar people with similar interests would enjoy spending time with each other and subsequently become friends?!?

  • BugBoyBugBoy boy.EXE has stopped functioning. only bugs remainRegistered User regular
    My brother is a real clone

  • Butler For Life #1Butler For Life #1 Twinning is WinningRegistered User regular
    My brother is a real clone

  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Or are you the clone?

  • Donovan PuppyfuckerDonovan Puppyfucker A dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered User regular
    Too slow!

  • SCREECH OF THE FARGSCREECH OF THE FARG #1 PARROTHEAD margaritavilleRegistered User regular
    which one do i shoot??

  • The BetgirlThe Betgirl I'm Molly! Registered User regular
    all involved

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  • schussschuss Registered User regular
    Heh, it may be that one of them has a Haglof's hookup to get the gear at cost (major deal when buying high-end technical outerwear), as a bunch of my friends and I wear Mountain Hardwear due to getting some friends and family coupons for 50% off.
    As far as food preference, there's a lot of people out there who are either scared of new food or uninterested in taking a chance on new food vs. tried and true. This is especially true among engineers and software peeps. Also, a lot of people do gravitate to people like them, and on certain things they may indeed have similar opinions due to not being terribly interested.
    The telemarking though? Just tell them to fix the heel, fix the problem.

  • FishmanFishman Put your goddamned hand in the goddamned Box of Pain. Registered User regular
    On the one hand, @Abracadaniel already made that joke. On the other hand, @Bugboy and @Butler For Life #1 were able to brick joke through callback.

    Bros all round, I think.

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    That's unbelievably cool. Your new name is cool guy. Let's have sex.
  • Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    Maybe you are the eccentric one guy. Maybe it is you.

  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    I mean, seriously... Who isn't wearing Haglof's right now?

  • YaYaYaYa Decent. Registered User regular
    guys hands up if you're wearing a fedora right now

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  • AbsurdPropositionAbsurdProposition Registered User regular
    I'm wearing a Haglof fedora.

  • schussschuss Registered User regular
    I'll also note that there's a reason the term "groupthink" exists.

  • Virgil_Leads_YouVirgil_Leads_You Proud Father House GardenerRegistered User regular
    Brothers can be so dang swell. I'm probably the weird one though.

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  • Macro9Macro9 Registered User regular
    Sounds like you encountered some white people

    The safest thing to do is to keep calm and hold your breath

    They respond to the sound of a person breathing and they can take ones soul by stealing ones breath

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