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    RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    Holy fuck so apparently some new tech was found in Symphony of the Night overnight looks like speed runs will now take under 10 minutes.

    Were in the OoT zone for it now.

    I remember when System Shock 2 speed runs took 35 minutes. Now they can be under 14.

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    815165815165 Registered User regular
    Gonmun wrote: »
    Morning [chat].

    Feeling a bit self-concious today. Last night I did my third Haidong Gumdo class. Got there early and thought I was late as another class was going on so I did their final sets with them only to find out that I was not late but that the advanced class was just finishing and my class was beginning. So I wound up getting an extra 15 minutes of workout in. Sadly though I think I overdid it as about a third of the way through my class while going through a string of exercises I felt like I was going to keel over as my arms are still getting used to the workouts. My shoulders didn't want to move at all.

    Felt like such an idiot in front of the class but no one said anything. They seem like a bunch of nice people though and I'm hoping they understand my reasons for doing this as a means to get fit and healthy again. I'm promising myself to do better and just need to keep telling myself that I'm just starting out and it will get better. It's just hard after being lazy for so long. But my teacher is being patient with me and very complimentary and is pushing me in the right ways I think. Just need to remind myself of the saying "no pain, no gain".

    Everyone in the class was as focused on themselves as you were, don't worry about that ever. If you're starting out getting into shape just take it slow. Forget no pain no gain, injuries are what will make you have to take a break which increases the odds of you just giving up entirely. There's no need to unnecessarily push yourself to do extra stuff, especially when you're starting out. Slower but constant improvement will have better long term effects than trying to run before you can walk and hurting yourself over and over.

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    CasualCasual Wiggle Wiggle Wiggle Flap Flap Flap Registered User regular
    gonmun, always remember the golden rule

    other peoples opinions are stupid and don't matter

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    TavTav Irish Minister for DefenceRegistered User regular
    literally no one at all in any gym/workout session gives a fuck what you do or what you look like so long as you're not about to (a) hurt yourself or (b) hurt others

    not a single fuck

    i felt self conscious when i first started going to the gym and it took me longer than it should have to realise this absolute truth of the world

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    TavTav Irish Minister for DefenceRegistered User regular
    i went on my coffee break and someone who I vaguely know took it as an opportunity to sit next to me and talk about their masters

    i actually think that if I asked my boss for another break because of that, he'd give it to me

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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Tav wrote: »
    literally no one at all in any gym/workout session gives a fuck what you do or what you look like so long as you're not about to (a) hurt yourself or (b) hurt others

    not a single fuck

    i felt self conscious when i first started going to the gym and it took me longer than it should have to realise this absolute truth of the world

    well this isn't strictly true

    if you're extremely good looking they're going to be fantasizing about having sex with you

    but otherwise yes

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    CasualCasual Wiggle Wiggle Wiggle Flap Flap Flap Registered User regular
    Tav wrote: »
    literally no one at all in any gym/workout session gives a fuck what you do or what you look like so long as you're not about to (a) hurt yourself or (b) hurt others

    not a single fuck

    i felt self conscious when i first started going to the gym and it took me longer than it should have to realise this absolute truth of the world

    everyone faces this problem with various areas of their lives

    as far as we're concerned the world revolves around us and everyone gives as much of a fuck about us and our insecurities as we do

    truth is they don't

    occasionally someone will notice something stupid you do and laugh at you, but odds are they'll forget about it within 24 hours and you will be stuck torturing yourself about it imagining that other people have enough mental space to think about you and the stupid shit you do

    in conclusion, brains suck

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    815165815165 Registered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    Tav wrote: »
    literally no one at all in any gym/workout session gives a fuck what you do or what you look like so long as you're not about to (a) hurt yourself or (b) hurt others

    not a single fuck

    i felt self conscious when i first started going to the gym and it took me longer than it should have to realise this absolute truth of the world

    well this isn't strictly true

    if you're extremely good looking they're going to be fantasizing about having sex with you

    but otherwise yes

    you get used to this, though

    i imagine

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    TavTav Irish Minister for DefenceRegistered User regular
    There's a difference in "no pain, no gain" between pushing yourself and injuring yourself. Pushing yourself should hurt a bit. You're exhausting your muscles, it should be challenging. You should feel the burn the next day. The line is at sharp pain. That is when you stop.

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    AntinumericAntinumeric Registered User regular
    Gonmun wrote: »
    Morning [chat].

    Feeling a bit self-concious today. Last night I did my third Haidong Gumdo class. Got there early and thought I was late as another class was going on so I did their final sets with them only to find out that I was not late but that the advanced class was just finishing and my class was beginning. So I wound up getting an extra 15 minutes of workout in. Sadly though I think I overdid it as about a third of the way through my class while going through a string of exercises I felt like I was going to keel over as my arms are still getting used to the workouts. My shoulders didn't want to move at all.

    Felt like such an idiot in front of the class but no one said anything. They seem like a bunch of nice people though and I'm hoping they understand my reasons for doing this as a means to get fit and healthy again. I'm promising myself to do better and just need to keep telling myself that I'm just starting out and it will get better. It's just hard after being lazy for so long. But my teacher is being patient with me and very complimentary and is pushing me in the right ways I think. Just need to remind myself of the saying "no pain, no gain".
    Everyone else will be thinking the same thing, but about themselves. Seriously.

    No one goes to exercise to make fun of other people trying.

    Those times you see someone criticise people who use exercise machines wrong in January? They are criticising the mistakes not the effort. So long as you are trying no one gives a damn.


    In this moment, I am euphoric. Not because of any phony god’s blessing. But because, I am enlightened by my intelligence.
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    GonmunGonmun He keeps kickin' me in the dickRegistered User regular
    815165 wrote: »
    Gonmun wrote: »
    Morning [chat].

    Feeling a bit self-concious today. Last night I did my third Haidong Gumdo class. Got there early and thought I was late as another class was going on so I did their final sets with them only to find out that I was not late but that the advanced class was just finishing and my class was beginning. So I wound up getting an extra 15 minutes of workout in. Sadly though I think I overdid it as about a third of the way through my class while going through a string of exercises I felt like I was going to keel over as my arms are still getting used to the workouts. My shoulders didn't want to move at all.

    Felt like such an idiot in front of the class but no one said anything. They seem like a bunch of nice people though and I'm hoping they understand my reasons for doing this as a means to get fit and healthy again. I'm promising myself to do better and just need to keep telling myself that I'm just starting out and it will get better. It's just hard after being lazy for so long. But my teacher is being patient with me and very complimentary and is pushing me in the right ways I think. Just need to remind myself of the saying "no pain, no gain".

    Everyone in the class was as focused on themselves as you were, don't worry about that ever. If you're starting out getting into shape just take it slow. Forget no pain no gain, injuries are what will make you have to take a break which increases the odds of you just giving up entirely. There's no need to unnecessarily push yourself to do extra stuff, especially when you're starting out. Slower but constant improvement will have better long term effects than trying to run before you can walk and hurting yourself over and over.

    You're right. Need to remind myself I'm not as spry as I used to be which is hard because for a long time I prided myself on being able to keep up. Really upset with myself for letting it get this bad. That's something my teacher had said on one of my first night's too. I'll just have to make sure to pace myself a bit better tomorrow. At least tonight I can rest a bit. One thing's for sure. My shoulders are going to be in crazy shape eventually. Holy crap do they not like me right now.

    desc wrote: »
    ~ * swole patrol flying roundhouse kick top performer recognition: April 2014 * ~
    If you have a sec, check out my podcast: War and Beast Twitter Facebook
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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Casual wrote: »
    Tav wrote: »
    literally no one at all in any gym/workout session gives a fuck what you do or what you look like so long as you're not about to (a) hurt yourself or (b) hurt others

    not a single fuck

    i felt self conscious when i first started going to the gym and it took me longer than it should have to realise this absolute truth of the world

    everyone faces this problem with various areas of their lives

    as far as we're concerned the world revolves around us and everyone gives as much of a fuck about us and our insecurities as we do

    truth is they don't

    occasionally someone will notice something stupid you do and laugh at you, but odds are they'll forget about it within 24 hours and you will be stuck torturing yourself about it imagining that other people have enough mental space to think about you and the stupid shit you do

    in conclusion, brains suck

    finding out from facebook that girl liked Rent...

    learning how to play several of the songs on guitar, vocal lines included...

    waiting until we were in the same big room, never having said hello, casually playing the songs without looking her way...

    faking being surprised and pleased when she noticed and approached me...

    (doesn't matter; did not have sex)

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    TavTav Irish Minister for DefenceRegistered User regular
    exercise machines wrong in January

    I like how this really poetically describes new year resolutions.

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    surrealitychecksurrealitycheck lonely, but not unloved dreaming of faulty keys and latchesRegistered User regular
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    RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    Casual wrote: »
    gonmun, always remember the golden rule

    other peoples opinions are stupid and don't matter

    General Katana tells me it's "Never fight on holy ground".

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    TavTav Irish Minister for DefenceRegistered User regular
    edited January 2014
    Organichu wrote: »
    Tav wrote: »
    literally no one at all in any gym/workout session gives a fuck what you do or what you look like so long as you're not about to (a) hurt yourself or (b) hurt others

    not a single fuck

    i felt self conscious when i first started going to the gym and it took me longer than it should have to realise this absolute truth of the world

    well this isn't strictly true

    if you're extremely good looking they're going to be fantasizing about having sex with you

    but otherwise yes

    nah, if you're extremely good looking in the gym than you're not pushing it

    you need to be disgusting and sweaty at all times

    no one wants to get with a dyel?

    Tav on
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    815165815165 Registered User regular
    Casual wrote: »
    gonmun, always remember the golden rule

    other peoples opinions are stupid and don't matter

    General Katana tells me it's "Never fight on holy ground".

    that's what you get when you're dealing with a talking sword; nonsense.

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    Mojo_JojoMojo_Jojo We are only now beginning to understand the full power and ramifications of sexual intercourse Registered User regular
    Tav wrote: »
    literally no one at all in any gym/workout session gives a fuck what you do or what you look like so long as you're not about to (a) hurt yourself or (b) hurt others

    not a single fuck

    i felt self conscious when i first started going to the gym and it took me longer than it should have to realise this absolute truth of the world
    A guy gave me tips on my form once. That was good.

    Homogeneous distribution of your varieties of amuse-gueule
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    RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    815165 wrote: »
    Casual wrote: »
    gonmun, always remember the golden rule

    other peoples opinions are stupid and don't matter

    General Katana tells me it's "Never fight on holy ground".

    that's what you get when you're dealing with a talking sword; nonsense.

    Actually it's Michael Ironside.

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    Rhesus PositiveRhesus Positive GNU Terry Pratchett Registered User regular
    Casual wrote: »
    Tav wrote: »
    literally no one at all in any gym/workout session gives a fuck what you do or what you look like so long as you're not about to (a) hurt yourself or (b) hurt others

    not a single fuck

    i felt self conscious when i first started going to the gym and it took me longer than it should have to realise this absolute truth of the world

    everyone faces this problem with various areas of their lives

    as far as we're concerned the world revolves around us and everyone gives as much of a fuck about us and our insecurities as we do

    truth is they don't

    occasionally someone will notice something stupid you do and laugh at you, but odds are they'll forget about it within 24 hours and you will be stuck torturing yourself about it imagining that other people have enough mental space to think about you and the stupid shit you do

    in conclusion, brains suck

    I still run scenarios from ten years ago or more in my head to see how I could have handled them better.

    I can also spend an entire night practising conversations for tomorrow that I anticipate will be difficult. They inevitably aren't.

    [Muffled sounds of gorilla violence]
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    Mojo_JojoMojo_Jojo We are only now beginning to understand the full power and ramifications of sexual intercourse Registered User regular
    When do folk lose interest in going to the gym? It was the most crowded I'd ever seen it last night. Is it the entirety of January.

    Previously I've been able to go at odd times to avoid these problems. Now it's pretty much I have a gap after work before dinner. LIKE EVERYBODY ELSE IN THE WORLD

    Homogeneous distribution of your varieties of amuse-gueule
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    RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    Fun fact: The Zeist version of Highlander II was the first movie I saw in the series.

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    surrealitychecksurrealitycheck lonely, but not unloved dreaming of faulty keys and latchesRegistered User regular
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    gabe-chan... :(

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    TavTav Irish Minister for DefenceRegistered User regular
    Mojo_Jojo wrote: »
    When do folk lose interest in going to the gym? It was the most crowded I'd ever seen it last night. Is it the entirety of January.

    Previously I've been able to go at odd times to avoid these problems. Now it's pretty much I have a gap after work before dinner. LIKE EVERYBODY ELSE IN THE WORLD
    Some people make it partways into February. The majority have already given up.

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    AntinumericAntinumeric Registered User regular
    Mojo_Jojo wrote: »
    When do folk lose interest in going to the gym? It was the most crowded I'd ever seen it last night. Is it the entirety of January.

    Previously I've been able to go at odd times to avoid these problems. Now it's pretty much I have a gap after work before dinner. LIKE EVERYBODY ELSE IN THE WORLD
    They usually last 2-4 weeks. It'll be fine by Valentines day.

    In this moment, I am euphoric. Not because of any phony god’s blessing. But because, I am enlightened by my intelligence.
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    RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    My gym attempts were hijacked by awful stuff happening this month. I need to nut up and try again.

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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Tav wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    Tav wrote: »
    literally no one at all in any gym/workout session gives a fuck what you do or what you look like so long as you're not about to (a) hurt yourself or (b) hurt others

    not a single fuck

    i felt self conscious when i first started going to the gym and it took me longer than it should have to realise this absolute truth of the world

    well this isn't strictly true

    if you're extremely good looking they're going to be fantasizing about having sex with you

    but otherwise yes

    nah, if you're extremely good looking in the gym than you're not pushing it

    you need to be disgusting and sweaty at all times

    no one wants to get with a dyel?

    there are plenty of people who look so good it doesn't matter. i mean, whose sweat i would suck off their toes even if they just escaped as the lone survivor of a korean horror movie

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    nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    edited January 2014
    My gym attempts were hijacked by awful stuff happening this month. I need to nut up and try again.

    MY gym attempts were hijacked by it being colder than Satans asshole for the last month

    nexuscrawler on
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    TavTav Irish Minister for DefenceRegistered User regular
    holy shit, a huuuuge comedy promotor called me and offered me 7 mins next week

    aaaaaahhhhh

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    AntinumericAntinumeric Registered User regular
    Speaking of exercise I'm off for a run, Week 4 of couch to 5k here I come.

    In this moment, I am euphoric. Not because of any phony god’s blessing. But because, I am enlightened by my intelligence.
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    electricitylikesmeelectricitylikesme Registered User regular
    Looks like I'm officially a university student again. Now I'll get to be one of the older, serious university students who you question how much they fucked up their life.

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    GonmunGonmun He keeps kickin' me in the dickRegistered User regular
    edited January 2014
    This is sort of a New Year's Resolution but at the same time it's something I've been wanting to really get into for months. The wife and I started doing long walks in the fall but when we started getting hit with the snow it put a bit of a stop to it for December.

    When my birthday came I had a bit of money at my disposal and I remembered wanting to join the Haidong Gumdo class here that I'd seen practice at the nearby park in the summer. So, last week I sat in on a class on Friday and that night I signed up (even had a coupon for 50% off for the first two months). The next day I had my first class and am resolved to do this as 1) I want to get fit, 2) I have always, ever since I was little, wanted to learn proper sword techniques and 3) I'm a thrifty goose who makes sure I don't waste my money so I'm never going to miss a class unless I'm highly sick, debilitated, etc. With going 3-4 times a week I'm hoping I'll start seeing some improvements in a month or so but I'll also remind myself that I need to be patient.

    Gonmun on
    desc wrote: »
    ~ * swole patrol flying roundhouse kick top performer recognition: April 2014 * ~
    If you have a sec, check out my podcast: War and Beast Twitter Facebook
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    Ravenhpltc24Ravenhpltc24 So Raven Registered User regular
    I need to drop some hints for DRX regarding Valentine's Day/birthday ideas. Should I just tell him straight up, or try to be more coy? I should mention that he has an extremely unfortunate history of missing hints that I felt were icebergian.

    (V) ( ;,,; ) (V)
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    VanguardVanguard But now the dream is over. And the insect is awake.Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    My gym attempts were hijacked by awful stuff happening this month. I need to nut up and try again.

    MY gym attempts were hijacked by it being colder than Satans asshole for the last month

    Hell is hot though.

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    ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    i started watching marc maron's show

    this is great

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    TavTav Irish Minister for DefenceRegistered User regular
    Elendil wrote: »
    i started watching marc maron's show

    this is great

    i forgot that that was a thing

    i should get on that

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    DelmainDelmain Registered User regular
    I need to drop some hints for DRX regarding Valentine's Day/birthday ideas. Should I just tell him straight up, or try to be more coy? I should mention that he has an extremely unfortunate history of missing hints that I felt were icebergian.

    Hints, in my experience, are useless.

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    KalkinoKalkino Buttons Londres Registered User regular
    I need to drop some hints for DRX regarding Valentine's Day/birthday ideas. Should I just tell him straight up, or try to be more coy? I should mention that he has an extremely unfortunate history of missing hints that I felt were icebergian.

    Raven wants craft ale gift box, if I've read her hinting correctly

    Freedom for the Northern Isles!
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    RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    Delmain wrote: »
    I need to drop some hints for DRX regarding Valentine's Day/birthday ideas. Should I just tell him straight up, or try to be more coy? I should mention that he has an extremely unfortunate history of missing hints that I felt were icebergian.

    Hints, in my experience, are useless.

    matador.jpg

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    RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    Vanguard wrote: »
    My gym attempts were hijacked by awful stuff happening this month. I need to nut up and try again.

    MY gym attempts were hijacked by it being colder than Satans asshole for the last month

    Hell is hot though.

    Bro, do you even ninth layer?

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