[mlb] Fake Playoffs Now. Real Playoffs Soon.

FortyTwo

Jasconius wrote: »

Matt Moore to Dr. Andrews and the DL

goodbye cruel world

Dylan Bundy looks to be coming back okay - its not over yet....right?

Hjorvarthr

so far I'm liking my Chris Archer pick

Jasconius

Chris Archer reminds me of Tony Cingrani except talented

Raijin Quickfoot

I'm very much enjoying my Yordano Ventura pick.

Jasconius

the rays continue to make moderate to below average pitching appear superhuman

FortyTwo

Raijin Quickfoot wrote: »

I'm very much enjoying my Yordano Ventura pick.

Yeah, I was watching him.

bastard.

Raijin Quickfoot

Ventura is a beast. He's going to put up some good numbers all year

FortyTwo

Jason Castro, damn it. Going 0'fer in the early goings doesn't help me.

Ubaldo didn't help me either.

Everyone else, good job guys. Keep it up.

Raijin Quickfoot

Shit... Luis Avilan got injured.

Goose!

Chris Sale continues to be the best thing going for me pitching wise. My offense is a jumble of great stats and shit ones. Could have eked out a tie or win with offense if it hadn't crapped out toward the end of last week, Saturday especially.

Sweeney Tom

I'm glad my offense finally had a great day. Only took 2 weeks.

Nirya

Maximum wrote: »

I hate Ryan Braun so much.

I WILL RIDE RYAN BRAUN'S ROIDED BODY TO VICTORY.

FortyTwo

Nirya wrote: »

Maximum wrote: »

I hate Ryan Braun so much.

I WILL RIDE RYAN BRAUN'S ROIDED BODY TO VICTORY.

Until it breaks down and it has to be taken out back and shot like a horse.

Raijin Quickfoot

Professional athlete Bartolo Colon

Hjorvarthr

lol Hughes

have to laugh to hide the pain

DJ Eebs

who had rick renteria in the "first manager to get ejected" pool

Maximum

I did

Sweeney Tom

Hjorvarthr

this ninth inning

replays for everyone!

Jasconius

my pitching has been completely decimated by injury and i preternaturally bench every home run I can get

this is not going well

Maximum

Jasconius wrote: »

my pitching has been completely decimated by injury and i preternaturally bench every home run I can get

this is not going well

Why are you starting Dee Gordon at shortstop?

Jasconius

Maximum wrote: »

Jasconius wrote: »

my pitching has been completely decimated by injury and i preternaturally bench every home run I can get

this is not going well

Why are you starting Dee Gordon at shortstop?

well he hit a home run last night and he does steal, he's had a good couple weeks thus far

Escobar was not doing THAT much and the Rays are a bit slumpy right now

At the time Dee was the best waiver option

Maximum

I was thinking of shopping Puig to you for a starting pitcher, until I realized this morning that all of your starters are dead.

Jasconius

Maximum wrote: »

I was thinking of shopping Puig to you for a starting pitcher, until I realized this morning that all of your starters are dead.

yeah if I had anyone to trade I would but i have practically nobody. like.. Cobb and that's it.

Moore seems highly likely to get TJ surgery at this point

it looks like Latos might not even see the bigs this month

total disaster

Nirya

I'm beating Maximum 10-0 so far.

Quick someone end the weak while I'm ahead.

Maximum

Nirya wrote: »

I'm beating Maximum 10-0 so far.

Quick someone end the weak while I'm ahead.

I think you had this one wrapped up by yesterday afternoon. Take pity on me and let me have 1 or 2 points by Sunday.

Goose!

So now it sounds like Zimmerman might avoid the DL but Beltre is flying back to Texas to get his quad examined. Okay I get it! I was lucky last season with injuries. Enough already. 4 dudes that have hit the DL (not including Harvey, but yes including Josh Johnson) and 2 that are potentially headed there.

Goose!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6wD9xShEx4g

Sweeney Tom

Josh Hamilton tore the UCL in his thumb. Out 6-8 weeks.

Raijin Quickfoot

He was actually playing pretty good too.

Angry

Isn't he one of jasc's too?

Raijin Quickfoot

Yup.

Raijin Quickfoot

The fuck happened to Jordan Zimmerman today?

Maximum

Oh God, I'm starting Lincecum. Hold me.

Nirya

Maximum wrote: »

Oh God, I'm starting Lincecum. Hold me.

I started Dan Haren vs Detroit and Jake Peavy vs Texas on consecutive days. I'm sure your gamble will pay off*.

* - I hope it ruins your pitching for the week so I don't have to worry about it.

Maximum

Zach Wheeler and Homer Bailey already ruined me. I figured I may as well get the K's from Timmy, at least.

Jasconius

yeah with Hamilton gone now my offense is floundering too (Lawrie still a bust, Middlebrooks hurt, Crisp sidelined, Jennings still below expectations)

it's pretty much all on Votto and Posey now, just like it was last year

fuck all things simultaneously

Goose!

At least my offense has decided to mourn the loss of Hamilton along with you today.

Raijin Quickfoot

Cabrera and Davis could start hitting home runs soon and that would be OK.

Nirya

Watching Albert Pujols hit no-doubt home runs is still fun to watch.