April 2016 - EVE Online: CitadelPatch notes: https://community.eveonline.com/news/patch-notes/patch-notes-for-eve-online-citadelHighlights: Capital and Supercapital rebalance and the introduction of Citadels, which are destructable and will eventaully replace outposts and POS.
Summary of last couple years worth of patches: https://www.themittani.com/features/eve-online-2016-welcome-backNEW BEST TRAILER!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0bjTrPutt4k
--- And now for your Intro to EVE OP ---
This is EVE:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AdfFnTt2UT0Seriously, watch that trailer before reading anything else!
You are a capsuleer, able to fly everything from
the lowliest shuttle to
the most massive capital ship.

When the ship you are piloting explodes, it is destroyed; some of the contents can be looted or salvaged,
but the rest is lost forever.
Every mineral can be mined by players, every item and ship can be built by players, and everything can be bought and sold on a market controlled by players.
You can be a bounty hunter, searching high security space for players who have committed offenses, buying their kill rights,
and executing them on the spot.
You can be a member of a militia, fighting over low security space between
the four major empires of New Eden.
You can be a member of an alliance, joining an empire that spans hundreds of null security systems and
taking part in battles that involved thousands of players.
Or you can be a merchant, miner, trader, scam artist, thief, mercenary, moon baron, teacher, space trucker, spy, pirate,
or maybe even something no one has thought of yet.

Eve Online is a political, sandbox, spaceship, economic, military MMO in which you can do whatever you want. It takes a departure from other MMOs in that it all occurs on a single server and skills are trained 24/7 in a time-based queue as opposed to a physical grind. While the game has a notorious learning curve (lessened by many recent improvements to the game), if you hang around for long enough you'll be hooked for life. EVE has a free expansion every 6 weeks (!!!), leading to an interesting, growing game universe.
It is never too late to start playing!
Getting Started in EVE
Merch Industrial is the Penny Arcade forum corporation. Join us here:
http://forums.penny-arcade.com/discussion/194669/eve-online-merch-industrial-recruitment-fleshreaper-training-station
EVE University is a new player training corporation:
http://www.eveuniversity.org/
Feel free to suggest other links for me to put here - yes, if your corporation is recruiting, plug yourself here.
Current Events in New Eden
Huge war going on, Imperium / CFC versus all of the rest of EVE.
EVE Videos
EVE in the Media
The EVE Universe
Posts
For the annual G&T recruitment thread for Merch Industrial, a Penny Arcade corporation in Eve Online, go here: http://forums.penny-arcade.com/discussion/194669/eve-online-merch-industrial-recruitment-fleshreaper-training-station
CCP have me impressed lately with their latest expansions. They're making some pretty meaningful changes
Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better
bit.ly/2XQM1ke
chair to Creation and then suplex the Void.
I've always liked the idea of the Ashimuu, so that might be fun to try out again. And then there is the new Phantasm, which is rather appropriately being referred to as an "Ahax" because fleets of those things are going to be terrifying.
Also, I haven't been paying attention to the CSM this time around; who should I vote for?
Ali Aras
Mangala Solaris
Mike Azariah
Steve Ronuken
James Arget
Xander Phoena
Sugar Kyle
corbexx
mynnna
progodlegend
Psychotic Monk
Jayne Fillion
(1) I said in my original campaign thread that I would only do 1 term
(2) I am exhausted. Prolly going to peace out from EVE for a bit after Fanfest. For all the "nothing" that the CSM do and achieve, it sure is a lot of work.
Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better
bit.ly/2XQM1ke
It's always a good thing to take a break from EVE every once in a while. You'll be back.
If I see you at FanFest I'll buy you a beer. Of course, I'll probably not know who the fuck you are, and you'll be too busy, so instead I'll just buy an extra beer and then drink it for you. That's me helping you out by handling part of your busy schedule for you.
democracy for the greater good of the hisec lifers is alive and well
My Tornado is ready
Derp, I learned to read.
The Monster Baru Cormorant - Seth Dickinson
Steam: Korvalain
Whats up? Whats the new vision for a POS future?
Also Burn Jita: My Sec Status is ready.
Key word: eventually
Which, I guess, is what I was looking for. I thought it was a higher, actively solving it as we go kind of priority.
"I don't know why people ever, ever try to stop nerds from doing things. It's really the most incredible waste of time." - Tycho
I want to Eve so bad.
I must resist.
Edit: Oh, hey, we actually have a WoD thread. Sorry, carry on.
Lost my first VNI already...
PSN = PessimistMaximus
A strange game. The only winning moves are not to play, or roll a stealth bomber and hunt carebears.
Steam
Only the strong can help the weak.