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[NFL] Patriots Alone in Last Place

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    Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    I'm definitely happy for Sam if they sign him. He deserves the chance. I just wish it was a team I can root for. I'll root for him and him alone on the Cowboys.

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    JarsJars Registered User regular
    I don't hate the cowboys and with the loss of ware I can see them needing sam so yeah, bring it on.

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    KanaKana Registered User regular
    Langly wrote: »
    No twitter for you, let's see if you do drugs again, big guy

    He was kind of infamous for drunkenly arguing with fans on twitter on multiple occasions

    Basically this is just the NFL going, "Yeah, now that we finally have a mechanism to punish you with, we're including no more fucking tweeting. You're making us look bad"

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    jkylefultonjkylefulton Squid...or Kid? NNID - majpellRegistered User regular
    Welker eats a 4 game suspension for amphetamines.

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    LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    Welker eats a 4 game suspension for amphetamines.

    His brain thanks its lucky stars

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    LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    I can't remember who but someone posted that welker's next helmet would just be darth helmet's and that image has had me giggling all week.

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    Sweeney TomSweeney Tom Registered User regular
    Josh Brent reinstated by Goodell, with the caveat that he's suspended for the first 10 games.

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    Goose!Goose! That's me, honey Show me the way home, honeyRegistered User regular
    Damn it, Welkah.

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    Sweeney TomSweeney Tom Registered User regular
    edited September 2014
    @ProFootballTalk
    Source: Welker took Molly at the Kentucky Derby. It had been cut with amphetamines. Same situation as Orlando Scandrick.

    At the Kentucky Derby? Come on, Wes.

    Sweeney Tom on
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    Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    I mean the Kentucky derby is pretty much the perfect place to pop a molly

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    LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    what even is molly

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    ChincymcchillaChincymcchilla Registered User regular
    Langly wrote: »
    what even is molly

    Drugs

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    LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    yes but which

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    Goose!Goose! That's me, honey Show me the way home, honeyRegistered User regular
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    LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    that's hard stuff

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    Sweeney TomSweeney Tom Registered User regular
    Langly wrote: »
    what even is molly

    Ecstasy

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    LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    that doesn't even start with M

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    Goose!Goose! That's me, honey Show me the way home, honeyRegistered User regular
    Langly wrote: »
    that's hard stuff

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    IsoldaeIsoldae Hats Off To JigglypuffRegistered User regular
    Langly wrote: »
    that doesn't even start with M

    MDMA does

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    ChincymcchillaChincymcchilla Registered User regular
    Langly wrote: »
    that doesn't even start with M

    Marijuana doesn't start with p

    Or w

    Or g

    Or sweet sticky icky

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    LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    Langly wrote: »
    that doesn't even start with M

    Marijuana doesn't start with p

    Or w

    Or g

    Or sweet sticky icky

    yeah but it is grass/weed like.

    ecstasy isn't made from a girl named molly!

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    LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    i mean maybe it is idk

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    jkylefultonjkylefulton Squid...or Kid? NNID - majpellRegistered User regular
    Langly wrote: »
    I can't remember who but someone posted that welker's next helmet would just be darth helmet's and that image has had me giggling all week.

    That was me in the draft chat!

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    MaximumMaximum Registered User regular
    Wasn't Brady at the Derby too? Suspend him for being a co conspirator.

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    A Dabble Of TheloniusA Dabble Of Thelonius It has been a doozy of a dayRegistered User regular
    Flogging Molly at the Derby.

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    zllehszllehs Hiding in a box, waiting to strike.Registered User regular
    edited September 2014
    YOLO

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    (In retrospect? Yea he was high as fuck lol)

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    KilroyKilroy timaeusTestified Registered User regular
    I can't even imagine being on ecstasy at the derby

    it's already such a sensory overload as it is

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    Sweeney TomSweeney Tom Registered User regular
    edited September 2014
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    This makes so much sense

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    PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    Ecstasy is X

    MDMA is Molly

    Two separate (but related) things

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    PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    Calling either of them "Performance enhancing" is hilarious, though

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    MaximumMaximum Registered User regular
    It enhances your hugging.

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    XehalusXehalus Registered User regular
    Helter Welker

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    Sweeney TomSweeney Tom Registered User regular
    edited September 2014
    Calling either of them "Performance enhancing" is hilarious, though
    PFT wrote:
    Per a league source, the banishment under the PED policy happened because Welker took MDMA, a banned substance under the substance-abuse policy, that had been cut with amphetamines, a banned substance under the PED policy.

    That's where the Scandrick comparison that was mentioned earlier came in. If it was just MDMA, it wouldn't have violated the PED policy, just substance-abuse. Because it had amphetamines, it was PED policy and thus 4 games.
    It’s believed that the new drug-testing policies that will become effective if/when a final agreement is reached on HGH testing will result in amphetamines shifting to the substance-abuse policy during the offseason.

    With him just coming off another concussion, it's probably better for him that he's getting a month's rest.

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    XehalusXehalus Registered User regular
    but yeah Jerry Jones just earned a ton of my respect

    if they won this year I wouldn't be mad

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    AngryAngry The glory I had witnessed was just a sleight of handRegistered User regular
    Here, let an expert explain MDMA.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CZa2lY9CFyM

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    PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    I've seen a fair amount of pot smoke at rap concerts in my day, but nothing has even come close to seeing Danny Brown

    For a second or two, I was genuinely afraid the place was on fire

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    satansfingerssatansfingers Registered User regular
    I've seen a fair amount of pot smoke at rap concerts in my day, but nothing has even come close to seeing Danny Brown

    For a second or two, I was genuinely afraid the place was on fire

    when i saw Smoke DZA he came onstage yelling "the kush god is here" while throwing joints into the crowd

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    HawkstoneHawkstone Don't sweat the petty things, and don't pet the sweaty things. Somewhere outside of BarstowRegistered User regular
    Ecstasy is X

    MDMA is Molly

    Two separate (but related) things

    This...similar but different, or more accurately one is the more pure form of another, like H and Morphine.

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    ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    Josh Brent reinstated by Goodell, with the caveat that he's suspended for the first 10 games.

    Though I think this is stupid, I can't imagine anyone wants him anyway.

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