look I have enough football stress in my life watching the bills lose every week, I don't need to create some sort of web of conflicting loyalties and constant regrets over starting the wrong person
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look I have enough football stress in my life watching the bills lose every week, I don't need to create some sort of web of conflicting loyalties and constant regrets over starting the wrong person
Don't let them pressure you. Just say "It's My Life"
look I have enough football stress in my life watching the bills lose every week, I don't need to create some sort of web of conflicting loyalties and constant regrets over starting the wrong person
Don't let them pressure you. Just say "It's My Life"
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Bad Predictions Post-Pre-Season Pre-Regular-Season Very-Pre-Postseason Preview
This post will focus on the state of everyone's rosters. Who's hurt and with what, who's not in the league, all of the stuff you didn't notice because you've been ignoring your team for three months.
Ty Law and Order @Hullis
Who's hurt: Nobody!
Who's cut: Nobody!
Overall impact: You've got the same team you drafted, congratulations?
Boldin the Beautiful @Sweeney Tom
Who's hurt: Michael Crabtree (Questionable/Calf), Justin Blackmon (Suspended indefinitely/Feelings)
Who's cut: Nobody!
Overall impact: One guy with a sore leg, one guy who can't stop getting arrested. Not too bad.
Throw Balls Deep @Houk
Who's hurt: Nobody!
Who's cut: Nobody!
Overall impact: You've got the same team you drafted, congratulations?
Team Joe Webb @Hjorvarthr
Who's hurt: Sam Bradford (Season/ACL)
Who's cut: Nobody!
Overall impact: Only QBs are now Matt Ryan and Matt Schaub, both durable and talented. You'll be fine.
All the Fail @Dogbone33
Who's hurt: Dwayne Bowe (Suspended/hurt quad too)
Who's cut: Daniel Thomas
Overall impact: You've got almost the same team you drafted, congratulations?
Maximum Head Trauma @Maximum
Who's hurt: Nobody!
Who's cut: Brad Sorensen
Overall impact: You've got almost the same team you drafted, congratulations?
Erry Day I'm Hustlin @zerzhul
Who's hurt: Nobody!
Who's cut: Nate Burleson
Overall impact: You've got almost the same team you drafted, congratulations?
Yo Gabbert Gabbert @Zombie Hero
Who's hurt: Leonard Hankerson (PUP/knee)
Who's cut: Josh Freeman
Overall impact: You've got almost the same team you drafted, congratulations?
Some Hat Pun @Isoldae
Who's hurt: Wes Welker (Hurt/Suspended/Concussion/Molly)
Who's cut: Nobody!
Overall impact:Look on the bright side, now you get to start Stevie Johnson.
Supreme Emperor Peen Peen
Who's hurt: Kenny Stills (Questionable/Quad), Martavis Bryant (Questionable, AC Joint)
Who's cut: Nobody!
Overall impact: At least you've still got three kickers, you big dummy.
Viktor Von Autodraft @Angry
Who's hurt: Nobody!
Who's cut: Nobody!
Overall impact: You've got the same team you drafted, congratulations?
Circus of the Stars @Raijin Quickfoot
Who's hurt: Trindon Holliday (IR/Hamstring)
Who's cut: Nobody!
Overall impact: You've got almost the same team you drafted, congratulations on still not having a kicker.
HGH Heroes @Kana
Who's hurt: Josh Gordon (Suspended 16 games/got high), Christine Michael (Out/Hamstring)
Who's cut: Sidney Rice (Retired)
Overall impact: All of your starters are still there!
Bolo Tie Warriors @Nirya
Who's hurt: Ray Rice (Suspended two games/knuckles), David Wilson (IR/retired)
Who's cut: Jordan Lynch
Overall impact: You can bet on David Wilson's olympic chances, that's fun!
Awesomesauce @Brogey
Who's hurt: Jerome Simpson (Suspended 3 games/"substance" "abuse"), Matt Prater (Suspended 4 games/boozehound)
Who's cut: Alex Henery
Overall impact: Who really needs a kicker?
Bill Clinton-Dix Pic @A Dabble Of Thelonius
Who's hurt: Nobody!
Who's cut: Rex Grossman,
Overall impact: You've got the same team you drafted, minus the Sex Cannon. Truly a hurtful loss.
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Awesomesauce @Brogey
Who's hurt: Jerome Simpson (Suspended 3 games/"substance" "abuse"), Matt Prater (Suspended 4 games/boozehound)
Who's cut: Alex Henery
Overall impact: Who really needs a kicker?
Because I was out of town and missed this draft yet again, the 3 QBs on my team are Case Keenum, Brandon Wheedon, and Thad Lewis , all backups. Yeah, this year is going to be even rougher than last year's debacle! :P
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What do you guys think, Cordarrelle, Percy, or Decker, and which time share back Vereen vs Miami*who's shitty as hell vs this type of back* or Jackson vs Chicago*who looks to be just bad vs the run game in general*? Scoring is PPR plus bonuses at 100/135/175 yards, Right now I'm leaning Percy and Vereen.
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at N.Y. Jets
Houston
at New England
Miami (London)
San Diego
Arizona
at Cleveland
at Seattle
Denver
at San Diego
Kansas City
at St. Louis
49ers
at Kansas City
Buffalo
at Denver
If all of the veterans they brought in aren't there to pick up a final paycheck before they get injured again, and Carr isn't sacked into oblivion, maybe they can win 8.
@ Jets - i mean honestly could go either way, the jets are terrible, but gonna say jets
- vs Houston - again, depends, but i'd say houston although I won't be surprised if oakland wins
- @ New England - loss
- vs Miami - loss
- vs san diego - loss
- vs arizona - loss
- @ Cleaveland - loss
- @ Seattle - hahahahah
- vs Denver - loss
- @ san diego - loss
- vs kansas city - loss
- @ st louis - loss, probably
- vs san francisco - loss
- @ KC - loss
- vs buffalo - coin flip
- @ Denver - loss
i mean, the season hasn't even started yet so maybe a team will completely implode, but I think oakland is hoping other teams will win games for them, rather than putting together a winning formula. and I mean to be fair it's not the easiest schedule around, either. two denver games, two seattle games, two kc games. just rough times.
Matt Ryan
Montee Ball
Frank Gore
Julio Jones
Emmanuel Sanders
Anquan Boldin
Martellus Bennett
Justin Tucker
Pittsburgh
Gonna go throw 25 bucks in the toilet right now.
You can change the lineup up until sunday morning
also there are cheaper ones for like $2-$10 that you can win plenty of money from... no need to spend that much
Oakland is usually good for a couple division wins, probably one against KC and one against SD. So that's two.
They can beat Cleveland, Buffalo, St. Louis, and Houston . So there's 6.
Beyond that, I don't know. They never win on the east coast, so those are out. They'll probably shit the bed even harder with a trip to London, even if it is against Miami. Maybe Denver rests everyone week 17 and they get a 7th win or something.
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I hate fantasy football
Like, seriously? Come on. This is getting ridiculous.
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look I have enough football stress in my life watching the bills lose every week, I don't need to create some sort of web of conflicting loyalties and constant regrets over starting the wrong person
I got an elite Matt Forte then sold it for like 50,000 coins which I used to buy packs and build a pretty solid team.
Don't let them pressure you. Just say "It's My Life"
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Steam
This post will focus on the state of everyone's rosters. Who's hurt and with what, who's not in the league, all of the stuff you didn't notice because you've been ignoring your team for three months.
Who's hurt: Nobody!
Who's cut: Nobody!
Overall impact: You've got the same team you drafted, congratulations?
Boldin the Beautiful @Sweeney Tom
Who's hurt: Michael Crabtree (Questionable/Calf), Justin Blackmon (Suspended indefinitely/Feelings)
Who's cut: Nobody!
Overall impact: One guy with a sore leg, one guy who can't stop getting arrested. Not too bad.
Throw Balls Deep @Houk
Who's hurt: Nobody!
Who's cut: Nobody!
Overall impact: You've got the same team you drafted, congratulations?
Team Joe Webb @Hjorvarthr
Who's hurt: Sam Bradford (Season/ACL)
Who's cut: Nobody!
Overall impact: Only QBs are now Matt Ryan and Matt Schaub, both durable and talented. You'll be fine.
All the Fail @Dogbone33
Who's hurt: Dwayne Bowe (Suspended/hurt quad too)
Who's cut: Daniel Thomas
Overall impact: You've got almost the same team you drafted, congratulations?
Maximum Head Trauma @Maximum
Who's hurt: Nobody!
Who's cut: Brad Sorensen
Overall impact: You've got almost the same team you drafted, congratulations?
Erry Day I'm Hustlin @zerzhul
Who's hurt: Nobody!
Who's cut: Nate Burleson
Overall impact: You've got almost the same team you drafted, congratulations?
Yo Gabbert Gabbert @Zombie Hero
Who's hurt: Leonard Hankerson (PUP/knee)
Who's cut: Josh Freeman
Overall impact: You've got almost the same team you drafted, congratulations?
Some Hat Pun @Isoldae
Who's hurt: Wes Welker (Hurt/Suspended/Concussion/Molly)
Who's cut: Nobody!
Overall impact:Look on the bright side, now you get to start Stevie Johnson.
Supreme Emperor Peen Peen
Who's hurt: Kenny Stills (Questionable/Quad), Martavis Bryant (Questionable, AC Joint)
Who's cut: Nobody!
Overall impact: At least you've still got three kickers, you big dummy.
Viktor Von Autodraft @Angry
Who's hurt: Nobody!
Who's cut: Nobody!
Overall impact: You've got the same team you drafted, congratulations?
Circus of the Stars @Raijin Quickfoot
Who's hurt: Trindon Holliday (IR/Hamstring)
Who's cut: Nobody!
Overall impact: You've got almost the same team you drafted, congratulations on still not having a kicker.
HGH Heroes @Kana
Who's hurt: Josh Gordon (Suspended 16 games/got high), Christine Michael (Out/Hamstring)
Who's cut: Sidney Rice (Retired)
Overall impact: All of your starters are still there!
Bolo Tie Warriors @Nirya
Who's hurt: Ray Rice (Suspended two games/knuckles), David Wilson (IR/retired)
Who's cut: Jordan Lynch
Overall impact: You can bet on David Wilson's olympic chances, that's fun!
Awesomesauce @Brogey
Who's hurt: Jerome Simpson (Suspended 3 games/"substance" "abuse"), Matt Prater (Suspended 4 games/boozehound)
Who's cut: Alex Henery
Overall impact: Who really needs a kicker?
Bill Clinton-Dix Pic @A Dabble Of Thelonius
Who's hurt: Nobody!
Who's cut: Rex Grossman,
Overall impact: You've got the same team you drafted, minus the Sex Cannon. Truly a hurtful loss.
Now let's all go out there and do our best!
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Matt Ryan
Montee Ball
Frank Gore
Julio Jones
Emmanuel Sanders
Anquan Boldin
Martellus Bennett
Justin Tucker
Pittsburgh
Gonna go throw 25 bucks in the toilet right now.
We had someone autodraft that turned out reasonably ok
What did it do?
Slight problem of them being on the same team.
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Cordarrelle or Percy? Flip a coin.
You gotta ease back on the drugs, Metz.
Edit : Metz Welker
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Raiders last 2 seasons 4-12 4-12
Browns last 2 season 5-11 4-12
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Houston
at New England
Miami (London)
San Diego
Arizona
at Cleveland
at Seattle
Denver
at San Diego
Kansas City
at St. Louis
49ers
at Kansas City
Buffalo
at Denver
Which are your 9 wins?
collins
brooks
walter
mccown
culpepper
russell
gradkowski
frye
campbell
palmer
prior
mcgloin
schaub (before he even got a chance to be sad)
carr
that's true
the browns have several elite players
If all of the veterans they brought in aren't there to pick up a final paycheck before they get injured again, and Carr isn't sacked into oblivion, maybe they can win 8.
dude is one tough motherfucker.
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i mean, the season hasn't even started yet so maybe a team will completely implode, but I think oakland is hoping other teams will win games for them, rather than putting together a winning formula. and I mean to be fair it's not the easiest schedule around, either. two denver games, two seattle games, two kc games. just rough times.
It never matters how good or how bad either team is in those games.
They're always a blood bath.
god.
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Steam
You can change the lineup up until sunday morning
also there are cheaper ones for like $2-$10 that you can win plenty of money from... no need to spend that much
They can beat Cleveland, Buffalo, St. Louis, and Houston . So there's 6.
Beyond that, I don't know. They never win on the east coast, so those are out. They'll probably shit the bed even harder with a trip to London, even if it is against Miami. Maybe Denver rests everyone week 17 and they get a 7th win or something.