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Happy Easter, you Christian Pawns!

Dublo7Dublo7 Registered User regular
edited April 2007 in Social Entropy++
So, I hail from the future. And it's that day where everyone gets chocolates.
I've already had some Turkish delight eggs for breakfast.

You Americans still have to wait like another day.
Jealous much?

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  • WrenWren ninja_bird Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Im drinking some hot choco

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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited April 2007
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  • KadithKadith Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    But it's a pagan holiday.

    what are you dumb?

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  • Dublo7Dublo7 Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    I've never been able to make a good cup of hot choco.
    Do you use packet stuff?

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  • Wrench N RocketsWrench N Rockets Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Dublo7 wrote: »
    So, I hail from the future. And it's that day where everyone gets chocolates.
    I've already had some Turkish delight eggs for breakfast.

    You Americans still have to wait like another day.
    Jealous much?
    Wait another day? It's easter right now in America.

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  • DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Tomorrow, I shall pillage the stores, ransacking all the rabbits I can find.

    And then I shall devour them.

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  • WrenWren ninja_bird Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    a lot of christian holidays are either copied from or on the same day as a lot of pagan holidays

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  • SephSeph Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    easter is a pagan holiday you dipshit involving eggs and rabbits the sign of fertility started long ago ala babylonian gods and what not

    before christianity you horrible ass

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  • KadithKadith Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    wren is all about easter

    likes to sit on the easter bunny's lap.

    rubbing his erection through his pants

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  • SephSeph Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    i tell you what i remember being a little kid and going to disneyland

    i remember getting my picture taken with chip and dale in fur suits

    i remember rubbing dales belly

    looking back on it, what kind of sick fuck does that job

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  • WrenWren ninja_bird Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    no I AM that guy in the easter bunny suit. rubbing my erection on little children sitting on my lap

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  • KadithKadith Registered User regular
    edited April 2007

    looking back on it, what kind of sick fuck does that job
    Wren wrote: »
    no I AM that guy in the easter bunny suit. rubbing my erection on little children sitting on my lap

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  • WrenWren ninja_bird Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    exactly

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  • Captain CthulhuCaptain Cthulhu Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    ITs a perfectly valid holiday. Its the day when we hide eggs to appease the will of Jesus, who on this day, rose from the grave to FEAST on the brains of the willing!!

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  • cj iwakuracj iwakura The Rhythm Regent Bears The Name FreedomRegistered User regular
    edited April 2007
    It's hard to care about any holiday when retailers just use it as an opportunity to sell worthless junk.

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  • evilbobevilbob RADELAIDERegistered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Dublo7 wrote: »
    So, I hail from the future. And it's that day where everyone gets chocolates.
    I've already had some Turkish delight eggs for breakfast.

    You Americans still have to wait like another day.
    Jealous much?
    Meh, I got my chocolate 1 1/2 hours before you.

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  • SephSeph Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    how do you interview for that job

    "so what makes you a good child suit entertainer"

    "Well I love to touch children, especially in a suit because they can't see my face or my boner"

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  • WrenWren ninja_bird Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    cj iwakura wrote: »
    It's hard to care about any holiday when retailers just use it as an opportunity to sell worthless junk.

    stick it to the man, man

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  • snapsnap Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Wren wrote: »
    a lot of christian holidays are either copied from or on the same day as a lot of pagan holidays




    When the catholic church started to spread all over the world, they would go into a new region and "adopt" their customs. They realized that the pagans weren't going to quit celebrating easter or any other holiday they'd be celebrating for hundreds of years, so they scheduled their holiday to be on the same day, stole the name and adopted the traditions. Easter eggs? Symbols of the trinity, of course.

    They did this with almost everything.

    Christmas? Winter Solstice. The pagan god Kris Kringle, Santa Clause. Why the fuck decorate trees on Christmas? It has nothing to do with jesus.

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  • KadithKadith Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    but what does biting the heads off of the chocolate rabbits symbolize?

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  • Wrench N RocketsWrench N Rockets Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    cj iwakura wrote: »
    It's hard to care about any holiday when retailers just use it as an opportunity to sell worthless junk.

    ...go Flag Day?

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  • LurkerLurker Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    O_o o_O

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  • cj iwakuracj iwakura The Rhythm Regent Bears The Name FreedomRegistered User regular
    edited April 2007
    snap wrote: »
    Wren wrote: »
    a lot of christian holidays are either copied from or on the same day as a lot of pagan holidays




    When the catholic church started to spread all over the world, they would go into a new region and "adopt" their customs. They realized that the pagans weren't going to quit celebrating easter or any other holiday they'd be celebrating for hundreds of years, so they scheduled their holiday to be on the same day, stole the name and adopted the traditions. Easter eggs? Symbols of the trinity, of course.

    They did this with almost everything.

    Christmas? Winter Solstice. The pagan god Kris Kringle, Santa Clause. Why the fuck decorate trees on Christmas? It has nothing to do with jesus.

    I never knew that. Sure, Catholic upbringing, but that's still interesting to know. Nothing the churches do really surprises me.

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  • LurkerLurker Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
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  • SephSeph Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    snap wrote: »
    Wren wrote: »
    a lot of christian holidays are either copied from or on the same day as a lot of pagan holidays




    When the catholic church started to spread all over the world, they would go into a new region and "adopt" their customs. They realized that the pagans weren't going to quit celebrating easter or any other holiday they'd be celebrating for hundreds of years, so they scheduled their holiday to be on the same day, stole the name and adopted the traditions. Easter eggs? Symbols of the trinity, of course.

    They did this with almost everything.

    Christmas? Winter Solstice. The pagan god Kris Kringle, Santa Clause. Why the fuck decorate trees on Christmas? It has nothing to do with jesus.

    I know it. Christmas is actually the slaying of Adonis (which means "lord" and is the placeholding name for the god of the pre babylonian culture, which founded babylon) I cant remember the original gods name. Anyway. The slaying of him by cutting down a tree in the forest, preferably coniferous. then the yule log still symbolizes him and you burn it in the fire place and then the tree represents this gods rebirth.

    cmon people the catholic church is bad dudes.

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  • evilbobevilbob RADELAIDERegistered User regular
    edited April 2007
    cj iwakura wrote: »
    snap wrote: »
    Wren wrote: »
    a lot of christian holidays are either copied from or on the same day as a lot of pagan holidays




    When the catholic church started to spread all over the world, they would go into a new region and "adopt" their customs. They realized that the pagans weren't going to quit celebrating easter or any other holiday they'd be celebrating for hundreds of years, so they scheduled their holiday to be on the same day, stole the name and adopted the traditions. Easter eggs? Symbols of the trinity, of course.

    They did this with almost everything.

    Christmas? Winter Solstice. The pagan god Kris Kringle, Santa Clause. Why the fuck decorate trees on Christmas? It has nothing to do with jesus.

    I never knew that. Sure, Catholic upbringing, but that's still interesting to know. Nothing the churches do really surprises me.
    The Romans were better at it.

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  • SephSeph Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    yea and santa claus is actually a mesh of father winter and some nature figure or something like that

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  • HomelessHomeless Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    the catholic church is bad

    the only true church is pentecostal

    NOW JOIN ME AND PRAY IN TONGUES

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  • WrenWren ninja_bird Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    santa clause is actually the god of coca-cola along with his polar bear and penguin demigod sons

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  • NondocNondoc Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Hey woah my birthday is on Easter this year

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  • snapsnap Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    that isn't to say that the catholics didn't believe in what they preached or that they had bad intentions, it's just what they did.

    For instance, all the old church hymns, like amazing grace, are to the tune of drinking songs. Because everyone already knew them. Take something "bad" and make it something "good".

    In their minds, they were doing the same thing with the holidays.

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  • SephSeph Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    i mean i dont think there is a true church at this point

    but i say the catholic one is the worst one you could pick

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  • mackingtheknifemackingtheknife __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2007
    i like to think of easter as christian zombie day

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  • WrenWren ninja_bird Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    anyways people will always be looking for some silly deity for guidance and there will always be crazy nuts who exploit it. Im not sure why you're singling out christianity for this one

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  • snapsnap Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    evilbob wrote: »
    cj iwakura wrote: »
    snap wrote: »
    Wren wrote: »
    a lot of christian holidays are either copied from or on the same day as a lot of pagan holidays




    When the catholic church started to spread all over the world, they would go into a new region and "adopt" their customs. They realized that the pagans weren't going to quit celebrating easter or any other holiday they'd be celebrating for hundreds of years, so they scheduled their holiday to be on the same day, stole the name and adopted the traditions. Easter eggs? Symbols of the trinity, of course.

    They did this with almost everything.

    Christmas? Winter Solstice. The pagan god Kris Kringle, Santa Clause. Why the fuck decorate trees on Christmas? It has nothing to do with jesus.

    I never knew that. Sure, Catholic upbringing, but that's still interesting to know. Nothing the churches do really surprises me.
    The Romans were better at it.


    The romans were all like, "fuckin, that's cool. Take it. It's ours now. Hey, let's break theirs before we go."

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  • cj iwakuracj iwakura The Rhythm Regent Bears The Name FreedomRegistered User regular
    edited April 2007
    If nothing else, you can always get free donuts at Baptist churches. Less speeches, more singing, too.
    (This could be a huge negative)

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  • SephSeph Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    snap wrote: »
    that isn't to say that the catholics didn't believe in what they preached or that they had bad intentions, it's just what they did.

    For instance, all the old church hymns, like amazing grace, are to the tune of drinking songs. Because everyone already knew them. Take something "bad" and make it something "good".

    In their minds, they were doing the same thing with the holidays.

    yes but people end up celebrating those holidays. they dont celebrate the real meaning of anything. if people, a lot of people actually knew christmas rituals were throwbacks to babylonian rebirth pagan god rituals people would shit their pants

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  • KadithKadith Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    but donuts make you fat

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  • WezoinWezoin Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    We pastafarians need not worry about such insignificant celebrations!

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  • cj iwakuracj iwakura The Rhythm Regent Bears The Name FreedomRegistered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Like that affects the average Baptist.

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