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  • SimBenSimBen Hodor? Hodor Hodor.Registered User regular
    Anzekay wrote: »
    Reading through all the shit you guys posted while I slept...

    Wow I didn't realise half this thread seems to really really hate eSports.

    I'm sort of confused.

    I love e-sports!

    I just think they're a joke!

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  • Mr. GMr. G Registered User regular
    Oh my god, Death Jr

    I did not play that but that is what I would call a "magazine game"

    Where I would constantly see it in all the magazines I would glance through in the grocery store and go "oh that looks cool"

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  • Speed RacerSpeed Racer Scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratchRegistered User regular
    i'm fine with esports in theory but in practice i don't like any of the games that get made into esports

    well no i like fighting games on paper at least

  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    Splatoon next big esport, calling it now.

  • HugmasterGeneralHugmasterGeneral Poopmaster General YobuttRegistered User regular
    edited June 2014
    YaYa wrote: »
    final Australia improv update

    I got my class together and did a show where we competed against a much more experienced team for the audience's affection

    and we won!

    and I made one of the most hideous puns ever and heard a pained groan from the whole audience and felt unjustly proud

    This reads like the end of one of those missions in Final Fantasy Tactics

    I'm glad I sent you out as the right job and you brought me back a cool sword

    HugmasterGeneral on
  • Baroque And RollBaroque And Roll Every spark of friendship and love Will die without a homeRegistered User regular
    an apple fritter is a donut.

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  • UnbreakableVowUnbreakableVow Registered User regular
    I am wondering how this E3 showing for Nintendo will actually translate into sales, or if the Wii U will continue to be largely ignored by the masses

  • Mr. GMr. G Registered User regular
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Splatoon next big esport, calling it now.

    Sportsfriends has not set the world on fire like it deserves to

    I would watch tournaments of any single one of those games

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  • Duke 2.0Duke 2.0 Time Trash Cat Registered User regular
    There's a general attitude in Esports that what matters is technically impressive feats, and adding arbitrary menial tasks is desirable to increase the mental focus required

    Imagine a Starcraft game where you have to press the P key exactly every 20 seconds or you lose control of your units

    Technically everything we do in sports is arbitrary, but there's nothing impressive to arbitrary tasks for the sake of a skill ceiling

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  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    Weren't WiiU sales mounting steam from Mario Kart 8 alone?

  • UnbreakableVowUnbreakableVow Registered User regular
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Weren't WiiU sales mounting steam from Mario Kart 8 alone?

    They gained like 600 percent in the UK

    But 600 percent of not-that-much is...

    I'm still seeing MK8 bundles on store shelves everywhere I go

  • HugmasterGeneralHugmasterGeneral Poopmaster General YobuttRegistered User regular
    an apple fritter is a donut.

    NO

    WE'RE OUT OF APPLE FRITTERS

  • Speed RacerSpeed Racer Scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratchRegistered User regular
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Weren't WiiU sales mounting steam from Mario Kart 8 alone?

    yeah the wiiu sales were up 666% in the UK this month

    apparently mario kart = satan

  • Mr. GMr. G Registered User regular
    I am wondering how this E3 showing for Nintendo will actually translate into sales, or if the Wii U will continue to be largely ignored by the masses

    Considering Wii U sales have sextupled since Mario Kart came out and every single Best Buy in the country that has the Smash Bros demo today had lines out the door

    Nintendo is going to have a pretty good year

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  • Baroque And RollBaroque And Roll Every spark of friendship and love Will die without a homeRegistered User regular
    Fuckin' donut talk is the stream for me!

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  • HunteraHuntera Rude Boy Registered User regular
    Mr. G wrote: »
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Splatoon next big esport, calling it now.

    Sportsfriends has not set the world on fire like it deserves to

    I would watch tournaments of any single one of those games

    There was a sports friends (I think it was specifically Bari Bari Ball) tournament at a FGC tournament last month

  • HugmasterGeneralHugmasterGeneral Poopmaster General YobuttRegistered User regular
    You only need 3 blockbusters to sell a console. Mario Kart, Zelda and Smash Bros are going to sell all the WiiU's

  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    Yeah I am buying a WiiU when I get back stateside for MK8, Smash and the E3 showing.

    So sure it is just an anecdote but it e3 sealed the deal for me.'

  • Baroque And RollBaroque And Roll Every spark of friendship and love Will die without a homeRegistered User regular
    rfilyaw wrote: »
    You only need 3 blockbusters to sell a console. Mario Kart, Zelda and Smash Bros are going to sell all the WiiU's

    The sad part is that this has taken NINETEEN MONTHS to even really get the ball rolling.

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  • SimBenSimBen Hodor? Hodor Hodor.Registered User regular
    edited June 2014
    rfilyaw wrote: »
    an apple fritter is a donut.

    NO

    WE'RE OUT OF APPLE FRITTERS

    You have any bear claws?

    SimBen on
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  • UnbreakableVowUnbreakableVow Registered User regular
    Holy shit

    Unless my girlfriend is seriously fucking with me she apparently just bought me a Titanfall Xbox One for my birthday

  • KilroyKilroy timaeusTestified Registered User regular
    Huntera wrote: »
    Mr. G wrote: »
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Splatoon next big esport, calling it now.

    Sportsfriends has not set the world on fire like it deserves to

    I would watch tournaments of any single one of those games

    There was a sports friends (I think it was specifically Bari Bari Ball) tournament at a FGC tournament last month

    if you mean ufgt, it was definitely BaraBariBall

  • NikolaiNikolai SSSSSSSSSSS Registered User regular
    I can't decide if I want to pick up a ps4 to go with my xbone or upgrade my pc. I sorely need to upgrade my computer but there are Sony exclusives that really look interesting.

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  • HugmasterGeneralHugmasterGeneral Poopmaster General YobuttRegistered User regular
    SimBen wrote: »
    rfilyaw wrote: »
    an apple fritter is a donut.

    NO

    WE'RE OUT OF APPLE FRITTERS

    Well in that case... In that case, what DO you have?

    All I got right now is this box of one dozen starving, crazed weasels.

  • HunteraHuntera Rude Boy Registered User regular
    Kilroy wrote: »
    Huntera wrote: »
    Mr. G wrote: »
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Splatoon next big esport, calling it now.

    Sportsfriends has not set the world on fire like it deserves to

    I would watch tournaments of any single one of those games

    There was a sports friends (I think it was specifically Bari Bari Ball) tournament at a FGC tournament last month

    if you mean ufgt, it was definitely BaraBariBall
    I do and also airballed the spelling on that!

  • seasleepyseasleepy Registered User regular
    YaYa wrote: »
    Huntera wrote: »
    YaYa wrote: »
    final Australia improv update

    I got my class together and did a show where we competed against a much more experienced team for the audience's affection

    and we won!

    and I made one of the most hideous puns ever and heard a pained groan from the whole audience and felt unjustly proud

    This societal trampling of pun-smithery is ludicrous and must be stopped

    in the scene we were skeletons, and my wife was leaving me

    and our skeleton child came on and asked what was happening

    and I said 'Mommy's leaving me, make no bones about it'

    even people who were on stage with me groaned
    Sounds like those skeleton people need to stop corpsing!

    Steam | Nintendo: seasleepy | PSN: seasleepy1
  • Mr. GMr. G Registered User regular
    So I have been really thinking about the implications of being a megadummy and buying another Wii U

    And I am in a precarious position

    I really want to play Smash Bros this year

    And I would really like to check out Kirby, Yoshi, Captain Toad, all that

    But I don't want to pay full price for them, like I would probably max out at 20 bucks for each one

    The only big E3 Wii U games I would pay full price for are Smash Bros, Zelda, and Splatoon

    And I wanna play Smash Bros when it comes out

    But I don't wanna be stuck sitting on an unused console again for a year waiting for games to come out/get cheaper

    Don't be like me, kids

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  • AnzekayAnzekay Registered User regular
    SimBen wrote: »
    Anzekay wrote: »
    Reading through all the shit you guys posted while I slept...

    Wow I didn't realise half this thread seems to really really hate eSports.

    I'm sort of confused.

    I love e-sports!

    I just think they're a joke!

    Yeah well that doesn't make any sense to me at all.

    eSports isn't really the same as a movie that is so bad it's good.

    It's a multi-million dollar industry now, with tons of games being tailored for it and hundreds of thousands, if not millions, of fans world wide.

    I don't get what about it makes it a 'joke'.

  • KilroyKilroy timaeusTestified Registered User regular
    Huntera wrote: »
    Kilroy wrote: »
    Huntera wrote: »
    Mr. G wrote: »
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Splatoon next big esport, calling it now.

    Sportsfriends has not set the world on fire like it deserves to

    I would watch tournaments of any single one of those games

    There was a sports friends (I think it was specifically Bari Bari Ball) tournament at a FGC tournament last month

    if you mean ufgt, it was definitely BaraBariBall
    I do and also airballed the spelling on that!

    I had to look it up

  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    I will probably by a refurb WiiU from Nintendo for $200

  • I needed anime to post.I needed anime to post. boom Registered User regular
    Duke 2.0 wrote: »
    There's a general attitude in Esports that what matters is technically impressive feats, and adding arbitrary menial tasks is desirable to increase the mental focus required

    Imagine a Starcraft game where you have to press the P key exactly every 20 seconds or you lose control of your units

    Technically everything we do in sports is arbitrary, but there's nothing impressive to arbitrary tasks for the sake of a skill ceiling

    speaking of arbitrary menial tasks, god fuck the spawn larva ability they gave the zerg

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  • SimBenSimBen Hodor? Hodor Hodor.Registered User regular
    rfilyaw wrote: »
    SimBen wrote: »
    rfilyaw wrote: »
    an apple fritter is a donut.

    NO

    WE'RE OUT OF APPLE FRITTERS

    Well in that case... In that case, what DO you have?

    All I got right now is this box of one dozen starving, crazed weasels.

    Okay I'll take that.

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  • Duke 2.0Duke 2.0 Time Trash Cat Registered User regular
    edited June 2014
    When starcraft added a counter above town hall buildings showing how many workers were mining minerals for it people were livid

    The essential exciting skill of selecting units and counting to the predetermined perfect ratio

    Interactions between units and armies? Nah spectators want to see the impressive aspects of players remembering they have a minor speed boost to use every twenty seconds and using a unit ability every forty for the zerg economy

    Remembering all that shit makes it impressive you can play an actual game on top of it

    Duke 2.0 on
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  • SimBenSimBen Hodor? Hodor Hodor.Registered User regular
    (Damn, too slow on remembering it's bear claws after the apple fritters)

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  • AnzekayAnzekay Registered User regular
    Duke 2.0 wrote: »
    There's a general attitude in Esports that what matters is technically impressive feats, and adding arbitrary menial tasks is desirable to increase the mental focus required

    Imagine a Starcraft game where you have to press the P key exactly every 20 seconds or you lose control of your units

    Technically everything we do in sports is arbitrary, but there's nothing impressive to arbitrary tasks for the sake of a skill ceiling

    speaking of arbitrary menial tasks, god fuck the spawn larva ability they gave the zerg

    The only economy ability in the game that straight up penalizes you for being a few seconds slow.

  • UnbreakableVowUnbreakableVow Registered User regular
    Mr. G wrote: »
    So I have been really thinking about the implications of being a megadummy and buying another Wii U

    And I am in a precarious position

    I really want to play Smash Bros this year

    And I would really like to check out Kirby, Yoshi, Captain Toad, all that

    But I don't want to pay full price for them, like I would probably max out at 20 bucks for each one

    The only big E3 Wii U games I would pay full price for are Smash Bros, Zelda, and Splatoon

    And I wanna play Smash Bros when it comes out

    But I don't wanna be stuck sitting on an unused console again for a year waiting for games to come out/get cheaper

    Don't be like me, kids

    Do what I did with the original Wii

    Wait four years after launch, so, November 2016

    Grab it on the cheap, and grab the games on the cheap

    Unless you're specifically gonna be involved in the online scene, I don't see why you'd need to play Smash Bros. this year, it's not like it's a story-based game that's gonna have this big zeitgeist around it

  • Mr. GMr. G Registered User regular
    I was positive the game was called BariBariBall

    And I continued to call it that for quite a while after the game came out

    And then I actually looked at the screen and noticed it says BaraBariBall

    oh

    well i guess that would make sense then

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  • JohnHamJohnHam Registered User regular
    AWWW JEFF, don't be self-conscious.

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  • AnzekayAnzekay Registered User regular
    Duke 2.0 wrote: »
    When starcraft added a counter above town hall buildings showing how many workers were mining minerals for it people were livid

    The essential exciting skill of selecting units and counting to the predetermined perfect ratio

    Interactions between units and armies? Nah spectators want to see the impressive aspects of players remembering they have a minor speed boost to use every twenty seconds and using a unit ability every forty for the zerg economy

    Vocal minority, I assure you. There's plenty of folks who are happy with the change and strangely enough it's still there and there's no more raging about it anymore.

  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    I'd rather mechanically simple games that require high levels of player coordination and planning to be popular e-sport games.

    And I mean, I guess they are out there, Counter Strike jumps to mind.

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