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simonwolfsimonwolf i can feel a differencetoday, a differenceRegistered User regular
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Melon Bear! Mascot of the town of Yubari in Hokkaido, Japan. Cute and cuddly, right?

THINK AGAIN

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MELON BEAR WANDERS THE WILDS

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MELON BEAR IS IN YOUR CITY

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MELON BEAR WILL CONSUME YOUR CHILDREN

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BUY MELON BEAR PRODUCTS TO STAVE HIS HUNGER

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  • knitdanknitdan Registered User regular
    GOD FUCKING DAMMIT

    “I was quick when I came in here, I’m twice as quick now”
    -Indiana Solo, runner of blades
  • WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    I just don't get why everyone keeps trying to get me to dress in girl clothes all the time.

  • GimGim a tall glass of water Registered User regular
    Come to Thailand for the prostitutes, stay for the never-ending duck stampedes

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZoL7b1PYHrg

  • CindersCinders Whose sails were black when it was windy Registered User regular
    Winky wrote: »
    I just don't get why everyone keeps trying to get me to dress in girl clothes all the time.

    Because it's fun. :3

  • bloodyroarxxbloodyroarxx Casa GrandeRegistered User regular

    @RiemannLives‌

    Why would you recommend the worst DW game of them all?

    Also my pal isn't into those I am though, were brainstorming games for my "bachelor party" which is just really me and my best man hanging out for a weekend playing video games.

    Were going to play Resident Evil 6 just to see how bad it really is but we want to be able to break it up.

  • FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    MELON BEAR

    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
  • ShivahnShivahn Unaware of her barrel shifter privilege Western coastal temptressRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Winky wrote: »
    I just don't get why everyone keeps trying to get me to dress in girl clothes all the time.

    Given the weird bullshit of women's shoes, girl clothes are actually really really comfy I recommend them always.

  • GimGim a tall glass of water Registered User regular
    Melon bear would be torn asunder by a right proper duck stampede.

  • simonwolfsimonwolf i can feel a difference today, a differenceRegistered User regular
    other less popular bears in Melon Bear's family are his cousins, Onion Bear and Corn Bear

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  • ShivahnShivahn Unaware of her barrel shifter privilege Western coastal temptressRegistered User, Moderator mod
    I had a dress on today and it was cold in the lab so I put on a jacket and it was cute peeking out and I was like "OMG this is awesome I should wear this all the time! Wait..."

    And that was when I realized that I'd actually just invented the skirt.

  • Sir LandsharkSir Landshark resting shark face Registered User regular
    yknow

    hearthstone sure does sound awful grindy

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  • Sir LandsharkSir Landshark resting shark face Registered User regular
    Shivahn wrote: »
    I had a dress on today and it was cold in the lab so I put on a jacket and it was cute peeking out and I was like "OMG this is awesome I should wear this all the time! Wait..."

    And that was when I realized that I'd actually just invented the skirt.

    holy shit we need to get our best chatters on this STAT

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  • OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User regular
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    haha fuck you gap

    *weep*

  • RiemannLivesRiemannLives Registered User regular
    RiemannLives‌

    Why would you recommend the worst DW game of them all?

    Also my pal isn't into those I am though, were brainstorming games for my "bachelor party" which is just really me and my best man hanging out for a weekend playing video games.

    Were going to play Resident Evil 6 just to see how bad it really is but we want to be able to break it up.

    DW5 and prior (except for DW5 Empires) are PS2 only IIRC.

    And I think 6 is really good. Whatever they did to 7 made it look like ass. In the day everything looks Next Gen Brown and the draw distance is terrible. And it seems like most of the missions are set at night and it's frikken so annoying even to navigate the map its so hard to see.

    DW6 just looks so much better. And while it didn't have as many maps / character stories as 5 I'll take it's scripted missions over those in 7 any day.

    And basing the move sets on the weapons in 7 was not a good move. People complained about cloned movesets in 6 but in 7 there are only a couple weapons worth using so you are really just playing like 5 characters with different skins.

    Haven't played 8 yet though.

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  • NecoNeco In My Restless Dreams Registered User regular
    I kept dreaming last night of all the skirts I have buried in my closet. In my dream, I was like "Yo! This looks really good!"

    ...anyway, I think my point is that I have to go dig up my skirts soon.

  • OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User regular
    which was the DW game where you fought lu bu and had the level that mostly took place along a platform of burning ships during a naval battle

  • WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    If I could slap on girl clothes and with little to no effort pass as an attractive woman, I'd do it for shits all the time.

    Sadly, that's not how it works for me.

    ...yet

  • RiemannLivesRiemannLives Registered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    which was the DW game where you fought lu bu and had the level that mostly took place along a platform of burning ships during a naval battle

    every single one

    Which is the Madden game where you try to get the little ball to the other end of the field?

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  • MortiousMortious The Nightmare Begins Move to New ZealandRegistered User regular
    Survived another week.

    Pizza to celebrate!

    Move to New Zealand
    It’s not a very important country most of the time
    http://steamcommunity.com/id/mortious
  • bloodyroarxxbloodyroarxx Casa GrandeRegistered User regular
    RiemannLives‌

    Why would you recommend the worst DW game of them all?

    Also my pal isn't into those I am though, were brainstorming games for my "bachelor party" which is just really me and my best man hanging out for a weekend playing video games.

    Were going to play Resident Evil 6 just to see how bad it really is but we want to be able to break it up.

    DW5 and prior (except for DW5 Empires) are PS2 only IIRC.

    And I think 6 is really good. Whatever they did to 7 made it look like ass. In the day everything looks Next Gen Brown and the draw distance is terrible. And it seems like most of the missions are set at night and it's frikken so annoying even to navigate the map its so hard to see.

    DW6 just looks so much better. And while it didn't have as many maps / character stories as 5 I'll take it's scripted missions over those in 7 any day.

    And basing the move sets on the weapons in 7 was not a good move. People complained about cloned movesets in 6 but in 7 there are only a couple weapons worth using so you are really just playing like 5 characters with different skins.

    Haven't played 8 yet though.

    Ok fair enough, really IMO 6 and 7 have enough issues.

    8 from what I have seen is the DW game we deserve.

  • ShivahnShivahn Unaware of her barrel shifter privilege Western coastal temptressRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Winky wrote: »
    If I could slap on girl clothes and with little to no effort pass as an attractive woman, I'd do it for shits all the time.

    Sadly, that's not how it works for me.

    ...yet

    I know one neat trick local doctors don't want you to know.

    Also passing and passing as attractive are two different things, and I'm not sure you really want to do the latter too much.

  • RiemannLivesRiemannLives Registered User regular
    RiemannLives‌

    Why would you recommend the worst DW game of them all?

    Also my pal isn't into those I am though, were brainstorming games for my "bachelor party" which is just really me and my best man hanging out for a weekend playing video games.

    Were going to play Resident Evil 6 just to see how bad it really is but we want to be able to break it up.

    DW5 and prior (except for DW5 Empires) are PS2 only IIRC.

    And I think 6 is really good. Whatever they did to 7 made it look like ass. In the day everything looks Next Gen Brown and the draw distance is terrible. And it seems like most of the missions are set at night and it's frikken so annoying even to navigate the map its so hard to see.

    DW6 just looks so much better. And while it didn't have as many maps / character stories as 5 I'll take it's scripted missions over those in 7 any day.

    And basing the move sets on the weapons in 7 was not a good move. People complained about cloned movesets in 6 but in 7 there are only a couple weapons worth using so you are really just playing like 5 characters with different skins.

    Haven't played 8 yet though.

    Ok fair enough, really IMO 6 and 7 have enough issues.

    8 from what I have seen is the DW game we deserve.

    Hope so yeah. Its on my steam wishlist.

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  • OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User regular
    oh do they recycle levels

    hmm

    i think- based on youtube footage- that the one i played as a teen was 4

  • MortiousMortious The Nightmare Begins Move to New ZealandRegistered User regular
    Also time to buy all the games

    All of them

    Move to New Zealand
    It’s not a very important country most of the time
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  • ShivahnShivahn Unaware of her barrel shifter privilege Western coastal temptressRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Organichu wrote: »
    oh do they recycle levels

    hmm

    i think- based on youtube footage- that the one i played as a teen was 4

    It's

    It's a game based on a set of Chinese legends (really a Chinese epic which certainly is true in part), so yeah they kind of recycle things.

  • HappylilElfHappylilElf Registered User regular
    HAH

    YOU ARE CONQUERED, STEAM

  • OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User regular
    44w docker's straight fit are slightly too baggy for me in the crotch and lower leg, and i just had to throw out my only pair due to the skunking

    i need something else

    hmm

    uniqlo dry stretch?

    gap lived in khaki?

    hmmm

  • WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Winky wrote: »
    If I could slap on girl clothes and with little to no effort pass as an attractive woman, I'd do it for shits all the time.

    Sadly, that's not how it works for me.

    ...yet

    I know one neat trick local doctors don't want you to know.

    Also passing and passing as attractive are two different things, and I'm not sure you really want to do the latter too much.

    Sure I would, if I had the incredibly unfair advantage of being able to just change back into passing as a dude again when I get ticked off by unwanted attention.

  • bloodyroarxxbloodyroarxx Casa GrandeRegistered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    oh do they recycle levels

    hmm

    i think- based on youtube footage- that the one i played as a teen was 4

    Yeah the whole series is an adaptation of the Romance of the Three Kindgdoms

    Every game just makes it prettier and changed the system and adds more characters from the period.

    Lu Bu is pretty much a super boss in the game and was in real life.

  • OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User regular
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    oh do they recycle levels

    hmm

    i think- based on youtube footage- that the one i played as a teen was 4

    It's

    It's a game based on a set of Chinese legends (really a Chinese epic which certainly is true in part), so yeah they kind of recycle things.

    yes i read the book when i was a teen

    figured there would be some identifiable traits, tho, when talkijng about the various iterations

  • NecoNeco In My Restless Dreams Registered User regular
    Oh, this is a response to the last chat thread, but I actually kinda liked what I played of RE6. I onlyplayed the Leon campaign, though, and the checkpoint system eventually killed it all for me, but it seemed decent otherwise. I liked it more than what I had played of 5 at any rate...

  • OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User regular
    the one i played i'm p sure you could dodge lu bu entirely if you wanted

    like, he was the dude fucking up one corner of the map and it made a lot of sense ot just ignore him and go for the end-boss before he destroyed your army's morale

    but if you were a masochist you could go find him and try to take him on (if you won your army steamrolled the 'real boss' of the map due to insane morale)

  • OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User regular
    also he was in just like, the second or third mission

  • ShivahnShivahn Unaware of her barrel shifter privilege Western coastal temptressRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Winky wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Winky wrote: »
    If I could slap on girl clothes and with little to no effort pass as an attractive woman, I'd do it for shits all the time.

    Sadly, that's not how it works for me.

    ...yet

    I know one neat trick local doctors don't want you to know.

    Also passing and passing as attractive are two different things, and I'm not sure you really want to do the latter too much.

    Sure I would, if I had the incredibly unfair advantage of being able to just change back into passing as a dude again when I get ticked off by unwanted attention.

    Well, the point is that you can't really go "unwanted attention, off" because the really unwanted stuff is pressing and doesn't resolve quickly.

    (And you don't have to change back into passing as a dude, just passing as a non-attractive girl, to get rid of a good amount of it. You'll still get a little bit, but it's deal withable in my experience.)

  • OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User regular
    also the one i played i think the first mission as the blue dynasty (cao cao as leader) was the yellow turban rebellion

  • RiemannLivesRiemannLives Registered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    oh do they recycle levels

    hmm

    i think- based on youtube footage- that the one i played as a teen was 4

    oh I thought you were joking ...

    they are all based on the same book(s) written towards the end of the Yuan Dynasty when the Mongols ruled China. There are a couple highpoints from the books that they include in each game but its at least a bit different every time. And most of the same characters are in all of them but again usually with some differences.

    Lu Bu is a major character from the beginning of the books (he is involved in kind of kicking off all the chaos but dies early on) and the level on the boats is based on the biggest battle from the books (as is the movie Red Cliff)

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  • stevemarks44stevemarks44 Registered User regular
    @HappylilElf‌ was some kind of awesome monster and gifted me Civ V: Brave New World, Torchlight 2 and Dishonored.

    I can't even...

    These are all games I've wanted forever.

    I appreciate it so so much.

  • bloodyroarxxbloodyroarxx Casa GrandeRegistered User regular
    Oh shit DW8 is 30% off in the steam sale.


    hrrrrrm, but I kind of want to get it on PS4, the PC version is the PS360 version.

  • ShivahnShivahn Unaware of her barrel shifter privilege Western coastal temptressRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Organichu wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    oh do they recycle levels

    hmm

    i think- based on youtube footage- that the one i played as a teen was 4

    It's

    It's a game based on a set of Chinese legends (really a Chinese epic which certainly is true in part), so yeah they kind of recycle things.

    yes i read the book when i was a teen

    figured there would be some identifiable traits, tho, when talkijng about the various iterations

    Ohhh

    Sorry if my response seemed dismissive or anything

    There are some identifiable traits, and things do change a bit, but they're definitely sorta locked down.

  • RiemannLivesRiemannLives Registered User regular
    Oh shit DW8 is 30% off in the steam sale.


    hrrrrrm, but I kind of want to get it on PS4, the PC version is the PS360 version.

    oh it is? Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

    not going to have a PS4 anytime soon but why would they port from the 360 to pc rather than the ps4

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