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Why isnt there a thread about beards and mustaches?

JerktoriaJerktoria Registered User regular
i personally love interesting facial hair so please share awesome photos of it in here!

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  • BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    edited June 2014
    neckbeard thread

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    this is me

    ladies

    Brolo on
  • UnbreakableVowUnbreakableVow Registered User regular
    Since I started, I have never gone more than 48 hours without a clean shave

  • Virgil_Leads_YouVirgil_Leads_You Proud Father House GardenerRegistered User regular
    My work won't allow facial hair, as I'd apparently scare off the elderly.

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  • BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
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    these are also me

  • Virgil_Leads_YouVirgil_Leads_You Proud Father House GardenerRegistered User regular
    Why did you shave your chest, rolo?

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  • Mr FuzzbuttMr Fuzzbutt Registered User regular
    Brolo wrote: »
    neckbeard thread

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    broken image link
  • UrielUriel Registered User regular
    I can never find that picture of the old guy with the beard with the red shirt when I need it

    You know the one.

  • UnbreakableVowUnbreakableVow Registered User regular
    Not that it's facial hair, but I also started shaving my armpits a few months ago

    It is amazing

    I'd sometimes have problems getting to sleep at night due to sweating, this basically cleared it right up

    Shaving is awesome!

  • Virgil_Leads_YouVirgil_Leads_You Proud Father House GardenerRegistered User regular
    Tonka is probably still the beard king, yeah?

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  • MetalbourneMetalbourne Inside a cluster b personalityRegistered User regular
    *sniff* she's growing up so fast

  • UrielUriel Registered User regular
  • SirToastySirToasty Registered User regular
    I get a small patch of hairs on my chin and part way down the sides of my face and on my upper lip but it's sparse and doesn't grow very long and looks awful and I still have to shave. I'd much rather just not grow facial hair than shave what little I have.

  • Bendery It Like BeckhamBendery It Like Beckham Hopeless Registered User regular
    oh man, Brolo, whats the name of the website that does those okcupid things again? Jerks of OKcupid or something?

  • BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    oh man, Brolo, whats the name of the website that does those okcupid things again? Jerks of OKcupid or something?

    the original was niceguysofokcupid

    but that's gone

    there's still http://okcupidsniceguys.tumblr.com/

  • VeldrinVeldrin Sham bam bamina Registered User regular
    Hello yes I am currently bearding.

  • GoatmonGoatmon Companion of Kess Registered User regular
    Brolo wrote: »
    oh man, Brolo, whats the name of the website that does those okcupid things again? Jerks of OKcupid or something?

    the original was niceguysofokcupid

    but that's gone

    there's still http://okcupidsniceguys.tumblr.com/

    Wow.

    Wooooow.

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  • NeoTomaNeoToma Registered User regular
    edited June 2014
    I had to shave for a job Interveiw today. Mourn my gross beard. It died so that I may live slightly better

    NeoToma on
  • DarmakDarmak RAGE vympyvvhyc vyctyvyRegistered User regular
    Not that it's facial hair, but I also started shaving my armpits a few months ago

    It is amazing

    I'd sometimes have problems getting to sleep at night due to sweating, this basically cleared it right up

    Shaving is awesome!

    Been shaving my pits for a couple of months and yeah, it's pretty great. Yesterday morning I also decided it's time for my summer haircut and I shaved my head. Even got out the razor so it's baby-butt smooth, just like the rest of my face is.

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  • GvzbgulGvzbgul Registered User regular
    My avatar has beard, but alas, I can only grow a neck beard and so I diligently shave it off every day to hide my shame.

  • UsagiUsagi Nah Registered User regular
    YESSSSSSS

    @Brovid Hasselsmof

  • vermiculturevermiculture Registered User regular
    I have a beard. Part of my job is working with primates and there is a definite and noticeable difference between how they treat people with facial hair and how they treat clean-faced men. The apes love my face but the monkeys don't respond well (and opposite for clean faced men). That's not scientific at all, strictly observational. If I shave I might get more humans to like me, but less apes....

    steam id: vermiculture
  • nukanuka What are circles? Registered User regular
    Weaver hasn't really shaved since I moved in. It's pretty great you guys.

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  • BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    Brolo wrote: »
    neckbeard thread

    Rszt0czjpg

    this is me

    ladies

    oh wait

    mmmmmmm'ladies

  • FyndirFyndir Registered User regular
    I get the worst patchy horrible neckbeard.

    It fills me with shame and jealousy.

  • pimentopimento she/they/pim Registered User regular
    I'm forever a little disatisfied with my moustache area, it's not as full as I'd like it. It's full enough to make it worthwhile, but it could be better.

  • Donovan PuppyfuckerDonovan Puppyfucker A dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered User regular
    I get the worst patchy horrible everything.

    It fills me with shame and jealousy.

  • HoukHouk Nipples The EchidnaRegistered User regular
    there is nothing about this thread and its participants that doesn't make me uncomfortable

  • BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    Houk wrote: »
    there is nothing about this thread and its participants that doesn't make me uncomfortable


    let me brustle you

  • FyndirFyndir Registered User regular
    Brolo wrote: »
    Houk wrote: »
    there is nothing about this thread and its participants that doesn't make me uncomfortable


    let me brustle you

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  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
  • Duke 2.0Duke 2.0 Time Trash Cat Registered User regular
    Currently sporting a horrible jawstrap thing I only have due to insecurity over my jawline

    one day I'll overcome and go clean shaven to look worth a damn

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  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    Seriously someone must have those photos of Wam's terrible ex and his ridiculous beard

  • smofsmof [Growling historic on the fury road] Registered User regular
    Usagi wrote: »
    YESSSSSSS

    @Brovid Hasselsmof

    Hmmm. Yes. I like beard.

    I drove past a guy the other day who looked like a short(er) Aaron Paul, with a beard.

    Sploosh.

  • HoukHouk Nipples The EchidnaRegistered User regular
    Brolo wrote: »
    Houk wrote: »
    there is nothing about this thread and its participants that doesn't make me uncomfortable


    let me brustle you

    i don't know if you know this, but i am in the very first picture of this particular tumblr

    i feel like someone should be embarrassed about this fact, but i'm not exactly sure who

  • Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    I enjoy being bearded and mustachioed.

    diablo III - beardsnbeer#1508 Mechwarrior Online - Rusty Bock
  • crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    beards?

    no...!!!

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  • BrainleechBrainleech 機知に富んだコメントはここにあります Registered User regular
    I grew before it was cool once more a handlebar mustache

    I don't feel like growing it again

  • ButtcleftButtcleft Registered User regular
    I have a thick and luxurious beard.

    its just not on my face.

  • The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    When I got my thyroid surgery back in 2005, I couldn't shave my neck for a while because of the stitches and bandages but I sure as hell wasn't gonna shave he rest and let the neckbeard grow, so it all just starts growing out over a few weeks. When I could finally shave , I trimmed it down to a basic mustache/goatee combo and kept that for several years.

    When I lost my previous job and was kind of in a funk for a while, I let the rest of my beard grow out fully, but still trimming the neck area. This was at the same time that Conan O'Brien was growing a beard and I figured if he could grow one between jobs then so could I.

    So I had a pretty full beard for a while

    Then I decided I wanted to cosplay Walter Sobchak at PAX in 2012, so I trimmed the beard down to be much thinner and more shaped like that. I decided I feel that beard shape fits my face pretty damn well, so I've kept it like that.

    My only facial hair regret is that I have a couple areas at the edge of my mustache next to my lips that don't fill in so I'll never be able to grow a proper Lemmy.

    BLM - ACAB
  • SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    I don't have a beard

    I do, however, have a photo of a pretty fantastic mustache that I came across in Seattle
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