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  • ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User, Moderator mod
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    Allegedly a voice of reason.
  • QuidQuid Definitely not a banana Registered User regular
    Chanus halp I am paralyzed by choice
    ALLAGASH VICTORIA*
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    BREWER'S ART PROLETARY
    CHIMAY PREMIÈRE (RED)*
    DC BRAU/BAXTER DAUGHTER OF POSEIDON
    DELIRIUM DELIRIA*
    DIEU DU CIEL GRANDE NOIRCEUR*
    DOGFISH HEAD 120 MINUTE IPA (RANDALL)*
    DOGFISH HEAD NAMASTE
    DUCLAW BOURBON BARREL AGED SERUM XXIPA*
    DUCLAW BRIMSTONE RYEWINE*
    DUCLAW COCOA FUEGO
    DUCLAW DIVINE RETRIBUTION 3*
    DUCLAW MORGAZM
    DUCLAW SWEET BABY JESUS!
    ELYSIAN DAYGLOW IPA
    EVIL TWIN LOW LIFE PILSNER
    EVOLUTION SPECIAL 608
    FIN CITY SNEAKY WHEAT
    FINCH'S CUT THROAT PALE ALE
    FLYING DOG WOODY CREEK WHITE
    GREAT DIVIDE YETI *
    GREEN FLASH WEST COAST IPA
    HARPOON UFO BIG SQUEEZE SHANDY
    JAILBREAK BERRY'D BLACKBERRY WHEAT ALE
    JAILBREAK DUSK TILL DAWN*
    JAILBREAK FEED THE M✪NKEY
    JAILBREAK MADE WIT BASIL
    LEFT COAST VOO DOO AMERICAN STOUT
    LONERIDER SHOTGUN BETTY HEFEWEIZEN
    MAUI COCONUT PORTER
    MIKKELLER BLACK HOLE*
    NEBRASKA CARDINAL PALE ALE
    NORTH COAST OLD RASPUTIN (N2)*
    OFF COLOR APEX PREDATOR *
    ORIGINAL SIN APPLE CIDER
    OSKAR BLUES DEVIANT DALES IPA
    PERENNIAL REGALIA
    PUSH BOONDOCK SAINT IRISH DRY STOUT
    PUSH RECKLESS ASCENSION IPA
    PUSH/BOULEVARD MARK OF THE BEAST
    PUSH/YARDS "SHUT UP, HARRY" AMERICAN ESB
    RODENBACH GRAND CRU*
    ROGUE DAD'S LITTLE HELPER BLACK IPA
    SIERRA NEVADA HOPTIMUM IMPERIAL IPA*
    SIREN BROKEN DREAM
    SLY FOX CHESTER COUNTY BITTER CASK
    STONE ENJOY BY IPA (07.04.14)*
    STONE OLD GUARDIAN BARLEY WINE STYLE ALE*
    STRUISE RED HAIRED JEANNE*
    TUCHER HELLES HEFE WEIZEN
    UNION RESONATOR
    VICTORY SUMMER LOVE CASK

  • evilbobevilbob RADELAIDERegistered User regular
    It's the nosebleed/blank stare that gets me. Every damn time I see it.

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  • PantsBPantsB Fake Thomas Jefferson Registered User regular
    knitdan wrote: »
    Guys it doesn't work until the thread is scheduled for recycling.

    Until a mod does that you're wasting your time.

    After that its critically important

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    QEDMF xbl: PantsB G+
  • DeebaserDeebaser on my way to work in a suit and a tie Ahhhh...come on fucking guyRegistered User regular
    edited June 2014
    My niece send me a letter.

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    This is either a birthday card or a death threat. If it's the latter, she's Im not too worried. She's three. BRING IT!

    Deebaser on
  • TTODewbackTTODewback Puts the drawl in ya'll I think I'm in HellRegistered User regular
    support my people.
    go with the oskar blues
    (even though he abandoned us for colorado)

    Bless your heart.
  • DeebaserDeebaser on my way to work in a suit and a tie Ahhhh...come on fucking guyRegistered User regular
    Im going to file this on the refrigerator as "Exhibit A".

  • So It GoesSo It Goes We keep moving...Registered User regular
    butts

  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    Deebaser wrote: »
    My niece send me a letter.

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    This is either a birthday card or a death threat. If it's the latter, she's Im not too worried. She's three. BRING IT!

    have you considered both

    like

    happy birthday

    enjoy it

    it's your last

  • ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Quid wrote: »
    Chanus halp I am paralyzed by choice
    ALLAGASH VICTORIA*
    AMAGER/GRASSROOTS BLACK NITRO
    ANCHOR SUMMER BEER
    BRECKENRIDGE VANILLA PORTER (N2)
    BREWER'S ART PROLETARY
    CHIMAY PREMIÈRE (RED)*
    DC BRAU/BAXTER DAUGHTER OF POSEIDON
    DELIRIUM DELIRIA*
    DIEU DU CIEL GRANDE NOIRCEUR*
    DOGFISH HEAD 120 MINUTE IPA (RANDALL)*
    DOGFISH HEAD NAMASTE
    DUCLAW BOURBON BARREL AGED SERUM XXIPA*
    DUCLAW BRIMSTONE RYEWINE*
    DUCLAW COCOA FUEGO
    DUCLAW DIVINE RETRIBUTION 3*
    DUCLAW MORGAZM
    DUCLAW SWEET BABY JESUS!
    ELYSIAN DAYGLOW IPA
    EVIL TWIN LOW LIFE PILSNER
    EVOLUTION SPECIAL 608
    FIN CITY SNEAKY WHEAT
    FINCH'S CUT THROAT PALE ALE
    FLYING DOG WOODY CREEK WHITE
    GREAT DIVIDE YETI *
    GREEN FLASH WEST COAST IPA
    HARPOON UFO BIG SQUEEZE SHANDY
    JAILBREAK BERRY'D BLACKBERRY WHEAT ALE
    JAILBREAK DUSK TILL DAWN*
    JAILBREAK FEED THE M✪NKEY
    JAILBREAK MADE WIT BASIL
    LEFT COAST VOO DOO AMERICAN STOUT
    LONERIDER SHOTGUN BETTY HEFEWEIZEN
    MAUI COCONUT PORTER
    MIKKELLER BLACK HOLE*
    NEBRASKA CARDINAL PALE ALE
    NORTH COAST OLD RASPUTIN (N2)*
    OFF COLOR APEX PREDATOR *
    ORIGINAL SIN APPLE CIDER
    OSKAR BLUES DEVIANT DALES IPA
    PERENNIAL REGALIA
    PUSH BOONDOCK SAINT IRISH DRY STOUT
    PUSH RECKLESS ASCENSION IPA
    PUSH/BOULEVARD MARK OF THE BEAST
    PUSH/YARDS "SHUT UP, HARRY" AMERICAN ESB
    RODENBACH GRAND CRU*
    ROGUE DAD'S LITTLE HELPER BLACK IPA
    SIERRA NEVADA HOPTIMUM IMPERIAL IPA*
    SIREN BROKEN DREAM
    SLY FOX CHESTER COUNTY BITTER CASK
    STONE ENJOY BY IPA (07.04.14)*
    STONE OLD GUARDIAN BARLEY WINE STYLE ALE*
    STRUISE RED HAIRED JEANNE*
    TUCHER HELLES HEFE WEIZEN
    UNION RESONATOR
    VICTORY SUMMER LOVE CASK

    holy crap

    maui coconut porter sounds interesting

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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  • evilbobevilbob RADELAIDERegistered User regular
    So It Goes wrote: »
    butts

    no u r

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  • ElldrenElldren Is a woman dammit ceterum censeoRegistered User regular
    Ugh I am still siiiick

    fuck gendered marketing
  • QuidQuid Definitely not a banana Registered User regular
    Chanus wrote: »
    Quid wrote: »
    Chanus halp I am paralyzed by choice
    ALLAGASH VICTORIA*
    AMAGER/GRASSROOTS BLACK NITRO
    ANCHOR SUMMER BEER
    BRECKENRIDGE VANILLA PORTER (N2)
    BREWER'S ART PROLETARY
    CHIMAY PREMIÈRE (RED)*
    DC BRAU/BAXTER DAUGHTER OF POSEIDON
    DELIRIUM DELIRIA*
    DIEU DU CIEL GRANDE NOIRCEUR*
    DOGFISH HEAD 120 MINUTE IPA (RANDALL)*
    DOGFISH HEAD NAMASTE
    DUCLAW BOURBON BARREL AGED SERUM XXIPA*
    DUCLAW BRIMSTONE RYEWINE*
    DUCLAW COCOA FUEGO
    DUCLAW DIVINE RETRIBUTION 3*
    DUCLAW MORGAZM
    DUCLAW SWEET BABY JESUS!
    ELYSIAN DAYGLOW IPA
    EVIL TWIN LOW LIFE PILSNER
    EVOLUTION SPECIAL 608
    FIN CITY SNEAKY WHEAT
    FINCH'S CUT THROAT PALE ALE
    FLYING DOG WOODY CREEK WHITE
    GREAT DIVIDE YETI *
    GREEN FLASH WEST COAST IPA
    HARPOON UFO BIG SQUEEZE SHANDY
    JAILBREAK BERRY'D BLACKBERRY WHEAT ALE
    JAILBREAK DUSK TILL DAWN*
    JAILBREAK FEED THE M✪NKEY
    JAILBREAK MADE WIT BASIL
    LEFT COAST VOO DOO AMERICAN STOUT
    LONERIDER SHOTGUN BETTY HEFEWEIZEN
    MAUI COCONUT PORTER
    MIKKELLER BLACK HOLE*
    NEBRASKA CARDINAL PALE ALE
    NORTH COAST OLD RASPUTIN (N2)*
    OFF COLOR APEX PREDATOR *
    ORIGINAL SIN APPLE CIDER
    OSKAR BLUES DEVIANT DALES IPA
    PERENNIAL REGALIA
    PUSH BOONDOCK SAINT IRISH DRY STOUT
    PUSH RECKLESS ASCENSION IPA
    PUSH/BOULEVARD MARK OF THE BEAST
    PUSH/YARDS "SHUT UP, HARRY" AMERICAN ESB
    RODENBACH GRAND CRU*
    ROGUE DAD'S LITTLE HELPER BLACK IPA
    SIERRA NEVADA HOPTIMUM IMPERIAL IPA*
    SIREN BROKEN DREAM
    SLY FOX CHESTER COUNTY BITTER CASK
    STONE ENJOY BY IPA (07.04.14)*
    STONE OLD GUARDIAN BARLEY WINE STYLE ALE*
    STRUISE RED HAIRED JEANNE*
    TUCHER HELLES HEFE WEIZEN
    UNION RESONATOR
    VICTORY SUMMER LOVE CASK

    holy crap

    maui coconut porter sounds interesting

    Had that in Hawaii.

  • MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    I am feeling better. Talked with a coworker about her Scottie. Also went full emotion control mode since I had work and I have to be personable. Now of to watch live jazz with friends on the mall.

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  • ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Quid wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »
    Quid wrote: »
    Chanus halp I am paralyzed by choice

    holy crap

    maui coconut porter sounds interesting

    Had that in Hawaii.

    well

    was it interesting

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
  • Nova_CNova_C I have the need The need for speedRegistered User regular
    Pierre Trudeau, back when Canadian politics wasn't a total disgrace:
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  • So It GoesSo It Goes We keep moving...Registered User regular
    Chanus wrote: »
    Quid wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »
    Quid wrote: »
    Chanus halp I am paralyzed by choice

    holy crap

    maui coconut porter sounds interesting

    Had that in Hawaii.

    well

    was it interesting

    I find it too sweet

    I like their other stuff better

  • GazingGazing In My Restless Dreams Registered User regular
    Someone write this cover letter for me, I'm too stupid to do it myself.

  • ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User, Moderator mod
    So It Goes wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »
    Quid wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »
    Quid wrote: »
    Chanus halp I am paralyzed by choice

    holy crap

    maui coconut porter sounds interesting

    Had that in Hawaii.

    well

    was it interesting

    I find it too sweet

    I like their other stuff better

    yeah i could see it being cloying

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
  • ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User, Moderator mod
    you know what's a p good beer is Yuengling's Summer Wheat

    especially for $7 a six pack

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
  • MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    @Quid‌ I vote yeti or the duclaw cocoa.

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  • IcyLiquidIcyLiquid Two Steaks Montreal, QuebecAdministrator, Vanilla Staff vanilla
    geth recycle this thread on page 100

  • GethGeth Legion Perseus VeilRegistered User, Moderator, Penny Arcade Staff, Vanilla Staff vanilla
    Affirmative IcyLiquid. Thread will be recycled after 100 pages.

  • evilbobevilbob RADELAIDERegistered User regular
    Neco wrote: »
    Someone write this cover letter for me, I'm too stupid to do it myself.

    hello

    i want job

    i can do job

    i will do job good because reasons

    from neco

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  • ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User, Moderator mod
    geth wager 100 points on 57.5 hours

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
  • QuidQuid Definitely not a banana Registered User regular
    Chanus wrote: »
    Quid wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »
    Quid wrote: »
    Chanus halp I am paralyzed by choice

    holy crap

    maui coconut porter sounds interesting

    Had that in Hawaii.

    well

    was it interesting

    It was p good

  • ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User, Moderator mod
    geth wager 100 points on 57 hours 30 minutes

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
  • GazingGazing In My Restless Dreams Registered User regular
    geth wager 56 points for 60 hours

  • ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User, Moderator mod
    yeah that's the stuff

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
  • GazingGazing In My Restless Dreams Registered User regular
    evilbob wrote: »
    Neco wrote: »
    Someone write this cover letter for me, I'm too stupid to do it myself.

    hello

    i want job

    i can do job

    i will do job good because reasons

    from neco

    Brilliant!

  • QuidQuid Definitely not a banana Registered User regular
    Geth wager 100 points on 86 hours

  • So It GoesSo It Goes We keep moving...Registered User regular
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  • Captain CarrotCaptain Carrot Alexandria, VARegistered User regular
    Nova_C wrote: »
    This is an English biker from the 50s. We can only dream of looking so cool.

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    unf

    dem eyes

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  • Captain CarrotCaptain Carrot Alexandria, VARegistered User regular
    knitdan wrote: »
    Guys it doesn't work until the thread is scheduled for recycling.

    Until a mod does that you're wasting your time.

    oh no

    people wasting time in [chat]

    normally we're so industrious and shit

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  • DynagripDynagrip Break me a million hearts HoustonRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    fuck you, geth. i aint got those kind of points to throw around

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