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Ancient [chat]s Video Games

21stCentury21stCentury Call me Pixel, or Pix for short![They/Them]Registered User regular
edited June 2014 in Debate and/or Discourse
Friends, let us explore Ancient Ruins... in VIDEO GAME FORM!

For instance, there is a recent release on PC where you do exactly that. Let me present to you... 1001 Spikes!

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There are many spikes in those ruins!!

1001 Spikes is a very hard retro-platformer in which you have 1001 lives to go through really hard levels!

i heard it was hard but fun.

But what's that? You want to be a different fedora-wearing adventurer? One that solves Puzzles?

Maybe La-Mulana is more up your alley!

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This is an ancient ruin!

La-Mulana is a rather hard metroidvania with a lot of devious puzzles! it is real fun!

Want to explore ruins with a fedora and whip, but aren't a fan of puzzles?

Try Spelunky! it's the roguelite ruins-delving game!

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Explosives included!

Spelunky is a game in which you explore randomly-generated levels, whipping and bombing your way down, stealing golden idols all the way through! But watch out for traps.

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Get to your adventuring and tell us of your fave ancient ruins games!

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  • JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp. I can show you how to be a real man!Moderator mod
    Tav wrote: »
    this dude who asked me to to a website for him has been avoiding the topic of money an awfuuuuul lot

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  • ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User, Moderator mod
    amg y am so sneezy

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
  • nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    21st your psot needs more spelunky

  • LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    I heard someone call video games "art" yesterday

    can you believe

  • TTODewbackTTODewback Puts the drawl in ya'll I think I'm in HellRegistered User regular
    new place that does excelelnt po'boys.
    halp chat im gonna get fat again

    Bless your heart.
  • ronyaronya Arrrrrf. the ivory tower's basementRegistered User regular
    @gonmun rolling in the dough

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  • surrealitychecksurrealitycheck lonely, but not unloved dreaming of faulty keys and latchesRegistered User regular
    why does nobody who makes tv shows know about indian waifus

    indian waifus are out of sight

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  • LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    Daikatana is my favorite ancient runes VG

    you get to explore the ancient ruins of John Romero's credibility.

  • Donkey KongDonkey Kong Putting Nintendo out of business with AI nips Registered User regular
    Jacobkosh wrote: »
    Tav wrote: »
    this dude who asked me to to a website for him has been avoiding the topic of money an awfuuuuul lot

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    Thousands of hot, local singles are waiting to play at bubbulon.com.
  • TavTav Irish Minister for DefenceRegistered User regular
    Jacobkosh wrote: »
    Tav wrote: »
    this dude who asked me to to a website for him has been avoiding the topic of money an awfuuuuul lot

    [img ]http://calcg.org/files/8/80 9/21b.gif[/img]

    I know, I know. I am pretty hard stuck for cash though, and it's a pretty simple job.

  • GonmunGonmun He keeps kickin' me in the dickRegistered User regular
    ronya wrote: »
    @gonmun rolling in the dough

    A winner is me! HEHEHE!

    desc wrote: »
    ~ * swole patrol flying roundhouse kick top performer recognition: April 2014 * ~
    If you have a sec, check out my podcast: War and Beast Twitter Facebook
  • LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    you're a standup comedian. You're supposed to be broke as fuck. Suffer for your art.

  • DeebaserDeebaser on my way to work in a suit and a tie Ahhhh...come on fucking guyRegistered User regular
    Beast. You are the least patriotic.
    GOD
    I LINKED A NO COVER ROOFTOP BAR THAT WE CAN DAYDRINK OUR WAY INTO A SICK VIEW!!!
    WUT MOAR U WANT FROM MEH???

  • LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    Deebaser wrote: »
    Beast. You are the least patriotic.
    GOD
    I LINKED A NO COVER ROOFTOP BAR THAT WE CAN DAYDRINK OUR WAY INTO A SICK VIEW!!!
    WUT MOAR U WANT FROM MEH???

    he wants your calves. Something even the fittest runner lacks when compared to a portly man

  • ElkiElki get busy Moderator, ClubPA Mod Emeritus
    Both those games are on the 3DS, I believe.

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  • LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    I'm going to make Beast poke my quads

    I want him to weep

  • mrflippymrflippy Registered User regular
    I can hear the 4th from my bedroom. No need to go outside.

    Or are those gunshots?

    Either way, super American.

  • GonmunGonmun He keeps kickin' me in the dickRegistered User regular
    And here I was afraid that Geth hadn't recognized my bet when I didn't see a notification since I did it on my phone. Glad it wound up working. :D

    desc wrote: »
    ~ * swole patrol flying roundhouse kick top performer recognition: April 2014 * ~
    If you have a sec, check out my podcast: War and Beast Twitter Facebook
  • PasserbyePasserbye I am much older than you. in Beach CityRegistered User regular
    Tav wrote: »
    Jacobkosh wrote: »
    Tav wrote: »
    this dude who asked me to to a website for him has been avoiding the topic of money an awfuuuuul lot

    [img ]http://calcg.org/files/8/80 9/21b.gif[/img]

    I know, I know. I am pretty hard stuck for cash though, and it's a pretty simple job.

    This probably isn't going to get you the money you need.

  • TehSlothTehSloth Hit Or Miss I Guess They Never Miss, HuhRegistered User regular
    I need to go to one of those shady tents and drop some stacks on all the fireworks

    FC: 1993-7778-8872 PSN: TehSloth Xbox: SlothTeh
    twitch.tv/tehsloth
  • mrflippymrflippy Registered User regular
  • LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    TehSloth wrote: »
    I need to go to one of those shady tents and drop some stacks on all the fireworks

    those are the best. Grizzled retired vet, sucking on salems, flicking ashes directly at the stock. Really racist firework names interspersed through the inventory.

  • PasserbyePasserbye I am much older than you. in Beach CityRegistered User regular
    mrflippy wrote: »
    I can hear the 4th from my bedroom. No need to go outside.

    Or are those gunshots?

    Either way, super American.

    I finally get to properly blow things up for the 4th. It's been almost 10 years. So excited.

  • DeebaserDeebaser on my way to work in a suit and a tie Ahhhh...come on fucking guyRegistered User regular
    But seriously. If we wanna see fireworks. Berry Park and Brooklyn Grange are probably the BEST possible options.

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  • LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    deeb will you take chelle and I to a spot where we can watch the NYPD harrass people who are not us?

  • ChelleYeahChelleYeah Mrs. Ludious Living it up in Cinderella's CastleRegistered User regular
    Deebaser wrote: »
    Beast. You are the least patriotic.
    GOD
    I LINKED A NO COVER ROOFTOP BAR THAT WE CAN DAYDRINK OUR WAY INTO A SICK VIEW!!!
    WUT MOAR U WANT FROM MEH???

    what happened to ppl w/ rooftop availability for the 4th? :(

    I post Makeup stuff and Schnauzers on instagram.

    Ludious wrote: »
    I react like a dyslexic crash test dummy. Hit the wall then the brakes.
  • PasserbyePasserbye I am much older than you. in Beach CityRegistered User regular
    mrflippy wrote: »
    Do we have to have points to wager or how does that work?

    IIRC, the points are listed on your profile info, under the 'about' section.

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  • surrealitychecksurrealitycheck lonely, but not unloved dreaming of faulty keys and latchesRegistered User regular
    Vanguard wrote: »
    i think i just broke my excel

    excel

    lent

    hehehehehe

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  • IcyLiquidIcyLiquid Two Steaks Montreal, QuebecAdministrator, Vanilla Staff vanilla
    Geth please be so kind as to recycle this thread on page 100

  • GethGeth Legion Perseus VeilRegistered User, Moderator, Penny Arcade Staff, Vanilla Staff vanilla
    Affirmative IcyLiquid. Thread will be recycled after 100 pages.

  • P10P10 An Idiot With Low IQ Registered User regular
    Jacobkosh wrote: »
    Tav wrote: »
    this dude who asked me to to a website for him has been avoiding the topic of money an awfuuuuul lot

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    https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/107712/eject.gif
    501 kb. Hang him.

    Shameful pursuits and utterly stupid opinions
  • LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    can I spend my infraction points

    if I lose them all will my slate be wiped cleaned?

    Geth I wager all of my infraction points on 500 hours, 22 minutes.

  • TavTav Irish Minister for DefenceRegistered User regular
    ok sent him an email with "i can do this for x price" and he responded saying "yeah, great, thanks for being so accommodating"

    so ok at least he knows

  • DeebaserDeebaser on my way to work in a suit and a tie Ahhhh...come on fucking guyRegistered User regular
    ChelleYeah wrote: »
    Deebaser wrote: »
    Beast. You are the least patriotic.
    GOD
    I LINKED A NO COVER ROOFTOP BAR THAT WE CAN DAYDRINK OUR WAY INTO A SICK VIEW!!!
    WUT MOAR U WANT FROM MEH???

    what happened to ppl w/ rooftop availability for the 4th? :(

    the thing about having an apartment with rooftop access, there are typically a few hundred other people you share that building with that are also interested in using it.

  • TavTav Irish Minister for DefenceRegistered User regular
    Ludious wrote: »
    deeb will you take chelle and I to a spot where we can watch the NYPD harrass people who are not us?
    You're white. I think you're safe.

  • LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    I was kinda hoping korean eddy would get us into his coke dealer's penthouse

  • PasserbyePasserbye I am much older than you. in Beach CityRegistered User regular
    Ludious wrote: »
    TehSloth wrote: »
    I need to go to one of those shady tents and drop some stacks on all the fireworks

    those are the best. Grizzled retired vet, sucking on salems, flicking ashes directly at the stock. Really racist firework names interspersed through the inventory.

    I just found out that around here, almost all the fireworks sales happen on Reservation land. Like, you can buy sparklers and morning glories at the grocery store, but for most of the real fireworks? Gotta buy it on the Reservations.

  • ChelleYeahChelleYeah Mrs. Ludious Living it up in Cinderella's CastleRegistered User regular
    Deebaser wrote: »
    ChelleYeah wrote: »
    Deebaser wrote: »
    Beast. You are the least patriotic.
    GOD
    I LINKED A NO COVER ROOFTOP BAR THAT WE CAN DAYDRINK OUR WAY INTO A SICK VIEW!!!
    WUT MOAR U WANT FROM MEH???

    what happened to ppl w/ rooftop availability for the 4th? :(

    the thing about having an apartment with rooftop access, there are typically a few hundred other people you share that building with that are also interested in using it.

    p sure we r more important then those other hundreds of ppl.

    I post Makeup stuff and Schnauzers on instagram.

    Ludious wrote: »
    I react like a dyslexic crash test dummy. Hit the wall then the brakes.
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