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  • BEAST!BEAST! Adventurer Adventure!!!!!Registered User regular
    Pony wrote: »
    Pony, you make me want to give The Sims 3 another chance.

    I basically bought it, played it once, got disgusted at the amount of microtransactions and just wanted to get The Sims or maybe The Sims 2 instead.

    :\

    there's a looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooot of microtransaction stuff in Sims 3 but it's honestly fully ignorable

    there is literally nothing vital in the microtransaction sphere, and i don't find it too obtrusive aside from the fact that such items like, exist in the inventory as purchasable things i don't have

    the expansions are the real killer, because i consider some of them (Late Night, University, Ambitions in particular) absolutely vital to the game and they're almost as expensive as the full fucking game itself

    but in the end, I can't really like, comment on the "value" of the Sims 3 with objectivity, given I literally have every expansion and stuff pack for it and some of the microtransaction DLC

    soooooooooooo

    edit: correction, there's a few of the Stuff Packs I don't have because I think they're stupid, like the Katy Perry or Diesel or 70's ones
    i NEARLY bought sims 3 during the sale based on your latest posts about it in here...NEARLY....

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  • FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    Irrational Pet Peeve #163:

    Job titles that aren't actually titles, like "Sales" or "Operations"

    'Sales' is a department, not a title.

    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
  • PodlyPodly you unzipped me! it's all coming back! i don't like it!Registered User regular
    i had a dream that i posted porn for some reason and was banned and i cried

    follow my music twitter soundcloud tumblr
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  • 21stCentury21stCentury Call me Pixel, or Pix for short! [They/Them]Registered User regular
    Alright, thanks for the tip, Pony... i'll look those up. :)

  • FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    This is John. He is an Operations.

    And this is Steve. He is also an Operations.

    They are our Operationses.

    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
  • FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    The Operationes are down the hall from the Saleses and the Facilitieses.

    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
  • DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    @Feral I own a T&N mattress and I'm overall happy with it. It's starting to wear in a bit, but it's important to note that it is not memory foam, it is just foam. I found the bed inexpensive and comfortable and the ease of getting it in my apartment via vacuum sealing was really nice.

    If you have the cash and are looking for a more luxury mattress, this is not the most comfortable bed I've ever slept on. But it is comfortable and their customer service was fucking stellar if that means anything to you.

    Wait The bed comes vacuum sealed.

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  • RiemannLivesRiemannLives Registered User regular
    Pony wrote: »
    Pony wrote: »
    So Pony, Sims 4 got rid of pools and toddlers in the base game

    I dont care as much but I do worry about what else might magically not be in the base game that should be.

    that's... troubling

    like, there were lots of things I expected not to be in the base game because it traditionally isn't

    University, really in depth complex careers, home businesses, seasons, pets, supernatural shit (beyond ghosts)

    since that stuff is basically always in expansions and always has been

    the toddler thing in particular bothers me. so like, babies just magically turn into children now? that's fucking weird, man

    for some reason they are also alcoholics and have legendary skill at farming....

    and the UI for Sims 4 is a big step backwards

    is there a video that shows the UI? I've only seen the videos that show the house and character creator stuff

    man

    i would hate if the Sims 4 was actually shitty

    i don't want to be one of those grognards who doesn't get the new game

    there were people like that for Sims 2 when Sims 3 came out because Sims 3's core game was missing a lot and they were super annoying people

    sorry, was bad dorf fortress joke. I don't know anything about Sims 4.

    I just find it funny how the popular stereotype is that DF is the super-hardcore nerd gamer's game while The Sims might as well come with a bottle of gin because the only people playing it are bitter housebound women when (barring the UI) they are so similar to each other.

    (in DF everyone, even children, needs alcohol to function. and if you have the option checked that everyone helps out with harvesting food then by the time a kid grows up they'll be a legendary farmer from the couple xp they get when they decide to harvest something)

    Attacked by tweeeeeeees!
  • bloodyroarxxbloodyroarxx Casa GrandeRegistered User regular
    Yeah Ponys posts make me want to go borrow the Sims 3 stuff from my sister in law since she fiends on all that stuff.

    But ill be honest, Ill never play it past a couple hours.

  • Shazkar ShadowstormShazkar Shadowstorm Registered User regular
    skippy get ur babby girl the flyest dunks

    poo
  • Nova_CNova_C I have the need The need for speedRegistered User regular
    I picked up Sims 3 a while ago, even though I've never been much for The Sims. I enjoyed it, but I don't really put the time in it requires to get experiences like Pony is having.

    I'll probably just stick with it and not worry about The Sims 4 since I haven't even gotten the DLC for Sims 3.

  • TehSlothTehSloth Hit Or Miss I Guess They Never Miss, HuhRegistered User regular
    -Feral I own a T&N mattress and I'm overall happy with it. It's starting to wear in a bit, but it's important to note that it is not memory foam, it is just foam. I found the bed inexpensive and comfortable and the ease of getting it in my apartment via vacuum sealing was really nice.

    If you have the cash and are looking for a more luxury mattress, this is not the most comfortable bed I've ever slept on. But it is comfortable and their customer service was fucking stellar if that means anything to you.

    Wait The bed comes vacuum sealed.

    Yeah, that way it's super compressed and (relatively) tiny so they can ship it in a package that's only kinda huge and not freight huge.

    FC: 1993-7778-8872 PSN: TehSloth Xbox: SlothTeh
    twitch.tv/tehsloth
  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    BEAST! wrote: »
    Pony wrote: »
    Pony, you make me want to give The Sims 3 another chance.

    I basically bought it, played it once, got disgusted at the amount of microtransactions and just wanted to get The Sims or maybe The Sims 2 instead.

    :\

    there's a looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooot of microtransaction stuff in Sims 3 but it's honestly fully ignorable

    there is literally nothing vital in the microtransaction sphere, and i don't find it too obtrusive aside from the fact that such items like, exist in the inventory as purchasable things i don't have

    the expansions are the real killer, because i consider some of them (Late Night, University, Ambitions in particular) absolutely vital to the game and they're almost as expensive as the full fucking game itself

    but in the end, I can't really like, comment on the "value" of the Sims 3 with objectivity, given I literally have every expansion and stuff pack for it and some of the microtransaction DLC

    soooooooooooo

    edit: correction, there's a few of the Stuff Packs I don't have because I think they're stupid, like the Katy Perry or Diesel or 70's ones
    i NEARLY bought sims 3 during the sale based on your latest posts about it in here...NEARLY....

    see this is like when i tell DayZ stories and people buy DayZ and then are like

    Poooooooooony this game is just Walking Simulator 2014 it's fucking boring I spend 2 hours walking and then some guy shoots me in the face and i die and then rinse repeat

    nothing cool ever happens to me not like your stories

    and it's like look

    you get a highlight reel

    you get a slice of the interesting stuff that happens from hours of me dicking about

    Sims 3 is a little better than DayZ in that regard in that the game is basically built to generate soap opera craziness provided you do more than just go to work and sit there and grind your Logic skill every day

    if you turn on Free Will to some degree and just sorta direct your Sims about and don't micro-manage them constantly and just let the game evolve and play it fairly naturally instead of trying to go for what is constantly optimal

    that's how you end up with cool stories

    buddy of mine tried to get into the game and he's like "nothing cool happens in my games, I just get my Lifetime Wish in like a week, maybe pop out a kid, get my skill to level 10" and i'm like dude

    you aren't roleplaying with your little dollies

    there's your fuckin' problem

    you're playing that shit like you're grinding levels in a MMO

    stop that

    yes, it has skills and levels and stuff like that but if you fixate on powergaming that, it's going to be boring as fuck to play and nothing interesting will happen

  • kedinikkedinik Registered User regular
    Feral wrote: »
    Irrational Pet Peeve #163:

    Job titles that aren't actually titles, like "Sales" or "Operations"

    'Sales' is a department, not a title.

    No, look, I'll get Ted in the Vice President department to explain this all to you.

  • Shazkar ShadowstormShazkar Shadowstorm Registered User regular
    Podly wrote: »
    i had a dream that i posted porn for some reason and was banned and i cried

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BQ4c54rCJ_k

    @podly

    also i lol'd so hard when you texted me that u were in club in crutches

    the image just made me laff

    poo
  • FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    kedinik wrote: »
    Feral wrote: »
    Irrational Pet Peeve #163:

    Job titles that aren't actually titles, like "Sales" or "Operations"

    'Sales' is a department, not a title.

    No, look, I'll get Ted in the Vice President department to explain this all to you.

    Fine. If anybody's looking for me, I'll be in the Receptionists.

    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
  • STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    Playing Demoknight in TF2 has revitalized my love of the game. I just love charging around and removing heads with my sword.

  • skippydumptruckskippydumptruck Registered User regular
    Feral wrote: »
    The Operationes are down the hall from the Saleses and the Facilitieses.

    and over here the hobbitses

    (they are tricksy)

  • FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    Stupid fat hobbitses

    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
  • japanjapan Registered User regular
    Feral wrote: »
    The Operationes are down the hall from the Saleses and the Facilitieses.

    At work we have a department called "Large and Complex"

    Which interacts amusingly with this naming convention

  • MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    I am staving!

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  • emnmnmeemnmnme Registered User regular
    It's weird seeing all the ingredients listed on the front of old boxes.
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    Nowadays, products try to trick people into thinking they're health food. "No artificial colors? Filled with iron?? If I eat these pancakes everyday, I'll live a thousand years!"
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  • FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    japan wrote: »
    At work we have a department called "Large and Complex"

    that makes me want to stab somebody

    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
  • RiemannLivesRiemannLives Registered User regular
    Feral wrote: »
    The Operationes are down the hall from the Saleses and the Facilitieses.

    and over here the hobbitses

    (they are tricksy)

    now I have an image in my head of what a hobbit named Trixy would look like

    Attacked by tweeeeeeees!
  • skippydumptruckskippydumptruck Registered User regular
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    I am staving!

    ^ cooper

  • FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    Feral wrote: »
    The Operationes are down the hall from the Saleses and the Facilitieses.

    and over here the hobbitses

    (they are tricksy)

    now I have an image in my head of what a hobbit named Trixy would look like

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    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
  • japanjapan Registered User regular
    Feral wrote: »
    japan wrote: »
    At work we have a department called "Large and Complex"

    that makes me want to stab somebody

    They have business cards that go

    [Name]
    Large and Complex
    [Company]

    As a piece of industry jargon everyone knows what it means but definitely reads strangely

  • JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp. I can show you how to be a real man!Moderator mod
    Yeah, a game that is relatively goal-free and doesn't have a fixed endpoint like the Sims absolutely requires a player to kind of invent their own fun to some extent. I only ever played the first game but my friends and I had a grand old time doing things like making versions of ourselves in a mansion using cheat codes and seeing what happened, or having Mortimer Goth turn his house into a serial killer shack, or creating this horrible dysfunctional trailer park family where the dad would keep getting new jobs and then losing them, the couple fought all the time, but they also cranked out babies that would be swiftly taken away by Child Services.

  • ChelleYeahChelleYeah Mrs. Ludious Living it up in Cinderella's CastleRegistered User regular
    Pony wrote: »
    Pony wrote: »
    So Pony, Sims 4 got rid of pools and toddlers in the base game

    I dont care as much but I do worry about what else might magically not be in the base game that should be.

    that's... troubling

    like, there were lots of things I expected not to be in the base game because it traditionally isn't

    University, really in depth complex careers, home businesses, seasons, pets, supernatural shit (beyond ghosts)

    since that stuff is basically always in expansions and always has been

    the toddler thing in particular bothers me. so like, babies just magically turn into children now? that's fucking weird, man

    for some reason they are also alcoholics and have legendary skill at farming....

    and the UI for Sims 4 is a big step backwards

    is there a video that shows the UI? I've only seen the videos that show the house and character creator stuff

    man

    i would hate if the Sims 4 was actually shitty

    i don't want to be one of those grognards who doesn't get the new game

    there were people like that for Sims 2 when Sims 3 came out because Sims 3's core game was missing a lot and they were super annoying people
    i didnt know what would be missing w/ 3 came out so i went in blindly and was very disappointed and found myself wanting to go back to 2 because i had so much more to do and play with after the god knows how many expansions they got me to buy.

    they have made entirely too much money off me from sims expansions. i dont intend to move to 4 until at least 3 or 4 expansions have come out and i can get some kind of cheaper bundle.

    I post Makeup stuff and Schnauzers on instagram.

    Ludious wrote: »
    I react like a dyslexic crash test dummy. Hit the wall then the brakes.
  • FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    A complex penis?

    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
  • FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    How would one operate a complex penis?

    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
  • DelmainDelmain Registered User regular
    cptrugged wrote: »
    japan wrote: »
    Feral wrote: »
    japan wrote: »
    At work we have a department called "Large and Complex"

    that makes me want to stab somebody

    They have business cards that go

    [Name]
    Large and Complex
    [Company]

    As a piece of industry jargon everyone knows what it means but definitely reads strangely

    I just hope that your CEO is I. Gotta and the company name is Penistm

    C. Mai

  • ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User, Moderator mod
    you know what was some bullshit

    sims medieval

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
  • FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    Pull it!
    Twist it!
    Pull it!
    Pull it!
    Bop it!
    Pass it!

    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
  • ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User, Moderator mod
    oh sims but you get to build castles and stuff that sounds amazing

    NOPE

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
  • mrflippymrflippy Registered User regular
    Feral wrote: »
    How would one operate a complex penis?

    I assume that's why there's an entire division for it!

  • FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    mrflippy wrote: »
    Feral wrote: »
    How would one operate a complex penis?

    I assume that's why there's an entire division for it!

    Is that the division or the title?

    Or both?

    John Smith
    Large and Complex, Large and Complex

    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
  • japanjapan Registered User regular
    Feral wrote: »
    How would one operate a complex penis?

    After carefully consulting the printed instructions

    And ensuring all required tools are prepared and readily to hand

  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    i love the Sims

    it's one of my favorite game series

    one of the things that really bothers me is how "gamers" react to it. A lot of them snub their noses at it, that it's too "casual", that it's "for girls", that it's just "a virtual dollhouse".

    fuckin', you play Persona 4

    don't give me that shit, you fucker

    i don't want to hear a god damn bit of nonsense from some "gamer" who talks about his favorite Mass Effect romance in one breath and in the other shits on The Sims 3 for being "a game for housewives"

    the saddest part is this mentality has really turned a lot of people off from playing the Sims who might otherwise really like it

    the worst is the people whose only view of the Sims as a game is as some fucked up SAW: The Video Game type thing

    like the most they'll admit to playing the Sims to do is to murder the little bastards in as fucked up a way possible

    for some, that's legit all the interest they have in it, they don't see any other point to playing it besides as a torment simulator, and that's fucking sad

    but what's even sadder is the dude who says that's what he does, but he does it with like

    nervous eye-checks

    like the reality is he spends hours with his virtual dollies, doing their hair and make-up and clothing and sending the teenage daughter to prom and being shocked as their vampire neighbor turns out to be cheating on their wife or something

    because he don't want his mates to think he's some kind of fag

    i see this behavior from like, 26 year old men and i'm like are you for fucking real

    dude, seriously

    you have like 4 expansions for the Sims 3, don't try to tell me you keep buying that shit because you want new inventive ways to assert your violent masculinity in this dollhouse

    you got it because you heard in this one, you have new career opportunities for your little dudes

    c'mon

    high school ended a long time ago in everywhere but your mind

  • FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    japan wrote: »
    Feral wrote: »
    How would one operate a complex penis?

    After carefully consulting the printed instructions

    And ensuring all required tools are prepared and readily to hand

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    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
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