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  • SnowbeatSnowbeat i need something to kick this thing's ass over the lineRegistered User regular
    being human is metal as fuck

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  • T4CTT4CT BAFTA-NOMINATED NAFTA-APPROVEDRegistered User regular
    Snowbeat wrote: »
    being human is metal as fuck

    no you're thinking of being a car

  • StericaSterica Yes Registered User, Moderator mod
    Inquisitor is actually from the Mario Bros. Movie universe where lizards evolved into sentience. So naturally we hairy creatures frighten him.

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  • Duke 2.0Duke 2.0 Time Trash Cat Registered User regular
    Bonein is just a step away from intestinein with how barbaric it is

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  • -Tal-Tal Registered User regular
    the new planet of the apes movies are actually semi-remakes of the fourth and fifth original movies

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  • SnowbeatSnowbeat i need something to kick this thing's ass over the lineRegistered User regular
    T4CT wrote: »
    Snowbeat wrote: »
    being human is metal as fuck

    no you're thinking of being a car

    oh you're right

    *drives away*

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  • KwoaruKwoaru Registered User regular
    edited July 2014
    -Tal wrote: »
    our lives are only made possible by consuming the essence of other living creatures
    what about vegetarian lives

    Kwoaru on
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  • UrielUriel Registered User regular
    I want to see the new Planet of the Apes movies.

  • StericaSterica Yes Registered User, Moderator mod
    Duke 2.0 wrote: »
    Bonein is just a step away from intestinein with how barbaric it is
    Oh yeah, removing the bones from your kill to make it look pleasing to the hungry masses is just SO CIVILIZED.

    BONEIN

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  • Cilla BlackCilla Black Priscilla!!! Registered User regular
    Kwoaru wrote: »
    -Tal wrote: »
    our lives are only made possible by consuming the essence of other living creatures
    what about vegetarian lives

    plants got essences too

  • UrielUriel Registered User regular
    T4CT wrote: »
    Snowbeat wrote: »
    being human is metal as fuck

    no you're thinking of being a car

    Or Turbo Teen

  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    Well I also just think that beards look ugly in general.

    I have a hard time taking people with beards seriously.

  • KwoaruKwoaru Registered User regular
    Kwoaru wrote: »
    -Tal wrote: »
    our lives are only made possible by consuming the essence of other living creatures
    what about vegetarian lives

    plants got essences too

    They aren't creatures though

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  • -Tal-Tal Registered User regular
    also the earth was destroyed in the second movie but three apes got sent back to 1973 through a time warp and ending up creating the events that would lead to the planet of the apes to begin with over the next three movies

    those movies got weird

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  • SnowbeatSnowbeat i need something to kick this thing's ass over the lineRegistered User regular
    being a transformer is metal as fuck

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  • UrielUriel Registered User regular
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Well I also just think that beards look ugly in general.

    I have a hard time taking people with beards seriously.

    :( You don't take me seriously?

  • JohnHamJohnHam Registered User regular
    -Tal wrote: »
    if you're going to give me chicken meat with bones in it why don't you just give me a live chicken that I have to kill and feather and cook myself

    srsly I didn't join this "civilized society" for a grisly reminder of the realities of carnivorism, I joined it for buffalo goddamn chicken.

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  • Cilla BlackCilla Black Priscilla!!! Registered User regular
    Kwoaru wrote: »
    Kwoaru wrote: »
    -Tal wrote: »
    our lives are only made possible by consuming the essence of other living creatures
    what about vegetarian lives

    plants got essences too

    They aren't creatures though

    semantics

    they're alive, they got essences

    the point still holds

  • KwoaruKwoaru Registered User regular
    edited July 2014
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Well I also just think that beards look ugly in general.

    I have a hard time taking people with beards seriously.

    wowowow check out captain prejudice over here

    are you secretly Solar

    Kwoaru on
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  • StericaSterica Yes Registered User, Moderator mod
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Well I also just think that beards look ugly in general.

    I have a hard time taking people with beards seriously.
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  • JarsJars Registered User regular
    you know you can always take the bone out before eating the wing

  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    Well it is probably colored by the fact that pretty much anyone I know with a beard is a hipster, based on where I live.

    And it is hard to take hipsters seriously.

  • KwoaruKwoaru Registered User regular
    edited July 2014
    Jars wrote: »
    you know you can always take the bone out before eating the wing

    You shouldn't have to though, is the thing

    the bone should already be gone

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  • JohnHamJohnHam Registered User regular
    Jars wrote: »
    you know you can always take the bone out before eating the wing

    If I wanted to be a surgeon, I'd have tried harder in school.

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  • StericaSterica Yes Registered User, Moderator mod
    Bones are nature's food handles.

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  • Cilla BlackCilla Black Priscilla!!! Registered User regular
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Well I also just think that beards look ugly in general.

    I have a hard time taking people with beards seriously.

    Really the ultimate question is whether or not you think Beardless William Riker of Star Trek TNG is easier to take seriously than Bearded William Riker

    In one scenario, you're just an individual with tastes

    In the other, you're probably from a parallel universe

  • T4CTT4CT BAFTA-NOMINATED NAFTA-APPROVEDRegistered User regular
    really bummed my amazing estus post got botp'd

  • ChincymcchillaChincymcchilla Registered User regular
    Snowbeat wrote: »
    being human is metal as fuck

    We have sharp bones in our mouths used to rip flesh from other animals and we drink poison as recreation

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  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    But I also mean, do whatever you want with your facial hair. Just because I think beards look silly is no reason not to have a beard if you like them.

  • Duke 2.0Duke 2.0 Time Trash Cat Registered User regular
    Bones are nature's food handles.

    Fuck nature I'm a MAN with FORKS and KNIVES

    I'll just stick my clean fingers on this GRISLY REMINDER OF A CRUEL WORLD

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  • JohnHamJohnHam Registered User regular
    Snowbeat wrote: »
    being human is metal as fuck

    We have sharp bones in our mouths used to rip flesh from other animals and we drink poison as recreation

    I'm drinking Brooklyn Summer Poison right now!

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  • MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    if you can't kill and clean your own meat you don't deserve it.

  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Well I also just think that beards look ugly in general.

    I have a hard time taking people with beards seriously.

    Really the ultimate question is whether or not you think Beardless William Riker of Star Trek TNG is easier to take seriously than Bearded William Riker

    In one scenario, you're just an individual with tastes

    In the other, you're probably from a parallel universe

    He looks better without the beard, personally, however, his facial hair was somehow directly linked to that show's writing quality via black magic so, sacrifices had to be made.

  • SnowbeatSnowbeat i need something to kick this thing's ass over the lineRegistered User regular
    speakin of poison

    i'm drinking straight evan williams

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  • KwoaruKwoaru Registered User regular
    edited July 2014
    Melding wrote: »
    if you can't kill and clean your own meat you don't deserve it.

    if I pay for a thing it is basically the same as doing it myself

    Kwoaru on
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  • UrielUriel Registered User regular
    I have some Maker's Mark

    I really want to get some bitters and sugar cubes...

  • ChincymcchillaChincymcchilla Registered User regular
    I always thought it was kinda unfair Dwarves drink so much

    their immune to poison

    thats not impressive, jerk

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  • Cilla BlackCilla Black Priscilla!!! Registered User regular
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Well I also just think that beards look ugly in general.

    I have a hard time taking people with beards seriously.

    Really the ultimate question is whether or not you think Beardless William Riker of Star Trek TNG is easier to take seriously than Bearded William Riker

    In one scenario, you're just an individual with tastes

    In the other, you're probably from a parallel universe

    He looks better without the beard, personally, however, his facial hair was somehow directly linked to that show's writing quality via black magic so, sacrifices had to be made.

    Don't worry Inquisitor

    I know it's hard

    But one day science will advance enough to send you back to your Home

  • robotbeerobotbee Drop any other moon on his face -Jupiter has so many it won't even careRegistered User regular
    I wonder what Hobbes and Locke would think of 'wings v. tenders' (aka: the bonin' argument) and how it would fit into the social contract.

    ps; Danny/Drew+ FIFA is the best. ~veedyo gaemes~

    Whom the fly chicks tagged Lenore, nameless here forevermore.
  • SnowbeatSnowbeat i need something to kick this thing's ass over the lineRegistered User regular
    tonight on the giant bomb thread

    we recreate the invention of the barter system

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