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[PA Comic] Wednesday, August 13, 2014 - Length

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edited August 2014 in The Penny Arcade Hub

image[PA Comic] Wednesday, August 13, 2014 - Length

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  • JortalusJortalus Registered User regular
    To be fair, those things do have legs for days.

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  • pngnlovepngnlove Registered User new member
    This is by and far my favorite Lauren Bacall tribute comic I have seen today.

  • ComradebotComradebot Lord of Dinosaurs Houston, TXRegistered User regular
    Wait...

    Where's Tycho's motorcycle helmet?

  • RatherDashing89RatherDashing89 Registered User regular
    You know, the kind that are only sorta hot so they don't mess around with other guys.

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  • XehalusXehalus Registered User regular
    but after the legs you've got that great hips/torso curve that connects you to boobs

  • John W. KennedyJohn W. Kennedy Registered User new member
    Male, but otherwise meets the conditions: http://pdsh.wikia.com/wiki/Jollikin_of_Mo

  • John W. KennedyJohn W. Kennedy Registered User new member
    Male, but otherwise meets the conditions: http://pdsh.wikia.com/wiki/Jollikin_of_Mo

  • SejarkiSejarki Registered User regular
    Sooo....

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  • SolonASolonA Registered User regular
    I came here just to post that Serjarki. :(

  • GDT1985GDT1985 Registered User regular
    What happened to the end of The Talk?

  • KalTorakKalTorak One way or another, they all end up in the Undercity.Registered User regular
    according to the two podcast episodes, the wrap-up Talk comic is coming. Not sure why it's after these couple, but it's definitely written.

  • TransluciaTranslucia Registered User regular
    edited August 2014
    I like how Gabe is so impressed with his joke

    Translucia on
  • KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    Oh Mr Lover of long necks is giving glorious Gabe guff about his desire for generous gams? How hypocritical!

    My neck, my back, my FUPA and my crack.
  • KalTorakKalTorak One way or another, they all end up in the Undercity.Registered User regular
    Kagera wrote: »
    Oh Mr Lover of long necks is giving glorious Gabe guff about his desire for generous gams? How hypocritical!

    I'm picturing the sort of person that would satisfy both of their desires


    all I'm getting is some sort of stick person whose body is the shape of an upside-down Y

  • aoirannaoirann Registered User new member
    I know it was a joke but that's an actual Fetish. SWB or Short Wheel base. Note it's near impossible to find it just on that search term as you get cars.

  • Zoku GojiraZoku Gojira Monster IslandRegistered User regular
    jhfnfk.jpg

    "Because things are the way they are, things will not stay the way they are." - Bertolt Brecht
  • fortyforty Registered User regular
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    Thank you. I knew there was something I was thinking of when I saw this strip, but couldn't place it exactly.

  • Commander ZoomCommander Zoom Registered User regular
    jhfnfk.jpg

    "Yesss, chicken legs."

  • MinuteWaltMinuteWalt Mister Registered User regular
    The premise of this comic is based on an incomplete, yet oft repeated, expression.

    The original expression is: "Look at how those legs go all the way up and make an ass out of themselves."

    If, in fact, it turns out that is NOT the original expression, I choose to intentionally internally deny the fact in order to make my inner world view more satisfying. I normally oppose willful ignorance, but will make this exception.

  • Chris FOMChris FOM Registered User regular
    So would this be a woman you could have oral and vaginal sex at the same time?

  • The Word of BirdThe Word of Bird Might be in a dreamland....Registered User regular
    Chris FOM wrote: »
    So would this be a woman you could have oral and vaginal sex at the same time?

    I think they took out most if not all the torso in order to do this. So I'd say no. *hears anguished cries* Hey, you can't have it both ways! Either you get legs forever, or all those things you love the most. Pick.

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  • ReiskaReiska Registered User regular
    Gabe is drifting farther every day.

    Someone get him an inflatable spider man.

  • aerimisaerimis Mistress of Dungeons Austin, TXRegistered User new member
    Sejarki went to the same place I had in mind.
    Gabe just needs to read Saga and he's all set!

    aerimis
    ~Mistress of Dungeons and quite possibly Dragons~
  • CambiataCambiata Commander Shepard The likes of which even GAWD has never seenRegistered User regular
    Sometimes a Penny Arcade joke sticks with me to the point that once a year I think about it, laugh, read the comic again, and laugh reading it. This comic is one of them.

    "excuse my French
    But fuck you — no, fuck y'all, that's as blunt as it gets"
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