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[nfl] THIS THREAD IS AS DEAD AS YOUR TEAMS PLAYOFF HOPES!

MNC DoverMNC Dover Full-time Voice ActorKirkland, WARegistered User regular
edited December 2014 in Debate and/or Discourse
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  • PantsBPantsB Fake Thomas Jefferson Registered User regular
    The buttfumble is never gratuitous

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  • knitdanknitdan Registered User regular
    Needs a Rivers goofy face, but with the mouth for eyes and an eye for the mouth.

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  • KanaKana Registered User regular
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    Only appropriate reaction to the Bucs

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  • ShadowenShadowen Snores in the morning LoserdomRegistered User regular
    It's pretty much a meme at this point: http://deadspin.com/falcons-buccaneers-highlights-as-called-by-wrestling-l-1636684513

  • MNC DoverMNC Dover Full-time Voice Actor Kirkland, WARegistered User regular
    Shadowen wrote: »
    It's pretty much a meme at this point: http://deadspin.com/falcons-buccaneers-highlights-as-called-by-wrestling-l-1636684513

    Wow, that was fast.

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  • PodlyPodly you unzipped me! it's all coming back! i don't like it!Registered User regular
    juliooooooooo

    but yet another week of matt ryan putting up awesome numbers on my bench

    hopefully luck will still put up monster numbers vs jax

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  • AustinP0027AustinP0027 Registered User regular
    Thankful that V Jackson managed to get any points, but I think it's time he sat on the bench. Projected to get ~30pts over three weeks, and he's racked up a whole 15. No thanks, I can get 5pts out of any other random receiver as well.

  • ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    Podly wrote: »
    juliooooooooo

    but yet another week of matt ryan putting up awesome numbers on my bench

    hopefully luck will still put up monster numbers vs jax

    I drafted Ryan because I figured he wouldn't be awful and I was drafting QBs late. He has certainly not been awful.

  • TheBlackWindTheBlackWind Registered User regular
    edited September 2014
    Yeah, I have Ryan chilling on the bench, just like I did week one. Hopefully the cutlet has a massive week to make up for it, like how he bulked out after getting speared last week.

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  • VeeveeVeevee WisconsinRegistered User regular
    Gah, just can't make up my mind here. Welker, Zac Stacy, Desean Jackson, or Reggie Wayne. Need a WR and Flex and I'm currently thinking Welker and Stacy, but Wayne against Jacksonville is just so very tempting

  • PellaeonPellaeon Registered User regular
    Wes welker's first game back against Seattle in Seattle sounds like a career ending concussion waiting to happen

  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    I'm sure he'll be fine, doubly so because I'm playing against peyton manning and monte ball this weekend.

    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

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  • TheBlackWindTheBlackWind Registered User regular
    Nah, I've been trying to trade off Welker all week. After Kam Chancellor nearly murdered him last time, I expect he'll be taking it easy before the bye week.

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  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    http://uproxx.com/sports/2014/09/look-at-how-many-people-showed-up-to-turn-in-their-ray-rice-jersey-today/

    This warms my heart a little bit.

    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

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  • GyralGyral Registered User regular
    Or they got the pictures mixed up with the line for the iPhone 6.

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  • PantsBPantsB Fake Thomas Jefferson Registered User regular
    "You'd think when [LeSean] McCoy comes out of the game we're high-fiving, you know, 'Hey, he's on the bench, thank god.' All of a sudden [Darren] Sproles come in and we're like, 'Oh, s---.'"

    -- Washington Redskins head coach Jay Gruden, on a conference call with reporters addressing the Philadelphia Eagles backfield.

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  • PantsBPantsB Fake Thomas Jefferson Registered User regular
    Confused by a bet I got on bovada (used to be bodog). GB +1 EVEN. WTH?

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  • y2jake215y2jake215 certified Flat Birther theorist the Last Good Boy onlineRegistered User regular
    PantsB wrote: »
    Confused by a bet I got on bovada (used to be bodog). GB +1 EVEN. WTH?

    Dat shit defense

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  • y2jake215y2jake215 certified Flat Birther theorist the Last Good Boy onlineRegistered User regular
    Or is the +1 even part

    Dunno

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  • PantsBPantsB Fake Thomas Jefferson Registered User regular
    edited September 2014
    y2jake215 wrote: »
    Or is the +1 even part

    Dunno

    GB +1 (everwhere else its +2.5) against Detroit. Bet 1 dollar to get 1 dollar(EVEN), instead of the standard bet 1.10 to get 1 (-110), which implies the line is leaning towards GB +.5

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  • Sir LandsharkSir Landshark resting shark face Registered User regular
    +1 even would imply +3 (-110) I think

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  • davidsdurionsdavidsdurions Your Trusty Meatshield Panhandle NebraskaRegistered User regular
    I will never be able to understand betting lines. This is not an invitation to teach me, as that has been attempted before.

  • PantsBPantsB Fake Thomas Jefferson Registered User regular
    edited September 2014
    Sir Landshark wrote: »
    +1 even would imply +3 (-110) I think

    To get from +3 to +1 normally it would go to -165, or -140 if it was from +2.5 on the other books I use. So on a 100 buck wager, you're talking like betting 100 to win 70 instead of 100 for 100

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  • PantsBPantsB Fake Thomas Jefferson Registered User regular
    There was a time I was good at this stuff too. A difference that big is almost unheard of. It looks like it opened GB+1 but everywhere moved it to +2.5/+2 pretty quickly

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  • XaquinXaquin Right behind you!Registered User regular
    I honestly wouldn't bet on GB at Detroit with the way their D/O lines look.

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  • VeeveeVeevee WisconsinRegistered User regular
    Detroit has the overall best set of players in the nfc north, no question. Maybe top 3 in the nfl. The Team though is top15, top 10 on a generous day, due to coaching and front office staff. I think they could go into Seattle and shut them down, but I also feel they could just as easily lose a game to tampa bay in detroit. Betting any money on a game they play is a fools errand, especially with so little reward for the risk.

  • quovadis13quovadis13 Registered User regular
    Good lord, never, ever, under any circumstance wager anything on the Lions ever. They will disappoint you in the most excruciating was possible.

    I have nothing invested in the team and they have done nothing but fail to live up to expectations.

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  • PantsBPantsB Fake Thomas Jefferson Registered User regular
    edited September 2014
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  • enlightenedbumenlightenedbum Registered User regular
    Veevee wrote: »
    Detroit has the overall best set of players in the nfc north, no question. Maybe top 3 in the nfl. The Team though is top15, top 10 on a generous day, due to coaching and front office staff. I think they could go into Seattle and shut them down, but I also feel they could just as easily lose a game to tampa bay in detroit. Betting any money on a game they play is a fools errand, especially with so little reward for the risk.

    Hahahahahah. No.

    Secondaries remain a thing.

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  • Sir LandsharkSir Landshark resting shark face Registered User regular
    PantsB wrote: »
    Sir Landshark wrote: »
    +1 even would imply +3 (-110) I think

    To get from +3 to +1 normally it would go to -165, or -140 if it was from +2.5 on the other books I use. So on a 100 buck wager, you're talking like betting 100 to win 70 instead of 100 for 100

    yeah but the house isn't giving you even money when you move the line yourself. especially on/off of +3.

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  • Sir LandsharkSir Landshark resting shark face Registered User regular
    the book I use doesn't let you go from +3 to +1, but going from +1 to +3 would be -30 (-10 per point, -20 for going onto 3)

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  • PodlyPodly you unzipped me! it's all coming back! i don't like it!Registered User regular
    AustinP0027 wrote: »
    Thankful that V Jackson managed to get any points, but I think it's time he sat on the bench. Projected to get ~30pts over three weeks, and he's racked up a whole 15. No thanks, I can get 5pts out of any other random receiver as well.

    or at least until tampa trades him to the pats for a fourth rounder

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  • ObiFettObiFett Use the Force As You WishRegistered User regular
    enlightenedbum wrote: »
    Veevee wrote: »
    Detroit has the overall best set of players in the nfc north, no question. Maybe top 3 in the nfl. The Team though is top15, top 10 on a generous day, due to coaching and front office staff. I think they could go into Seattle and shut them down, but I also feel they could just as easily lose a game to tampa bay in detroit. Betting any money on a game they play is a fools errand, especially with so little reward for the risk.

    Hahahahahah. No.

    Secondaries remain a thing.

    They started with one of the weakest secondaries in the NFL

    And since the start of the season they've experienced injuries exclusively in that weak part of their lineup

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  • PantsBPantsB Fake Thomas Jefferson Registered User regular
    Sir Landshark wrote: »
    PantsB wrote: »
    Sir Landshark wrote: »
    +1 even would imply +3 (-110) I think

    To get from +3 to +1 normally it would go to -165, or -140 if it was from +2.5 on the other books I use. So on a 100 buck wager, you're talking like betting 100 to win 70 instead of 100 for 100

    yeah but the house isn't giving you even money when you move the line yourself. especially on/off of +3.

    I brainfarted because Detroit shouldn't be favored over GB unless you expect Matt Flynn to play so I was doing it backwards.

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  • BobbleBobble Registered User regular
    PantsB wrote: »
    Sir Landshark wrote: »
    PantsB wrote: »
    Sir Landshark wrote: »
    +1 even would imply +3 (-110) I think

    To get from +3 to +1 normally it would go to -165, or -140 if it was from +2.5 on the other books I use. So on a 100 buck wager, you're talking like betting 100 to win 70 instead of 100 for 100

    yeah but the house isn't giving you even money when you move the line yourself. especially on/off of +3.

    I brainfarted because Detroit shouldn't be favored over GB unless you expect Matt Flynn to play so I was doing it backwards.

    Matt Flynn got a very nice contract based on his last game against Detroit.

  • VeeveeVeevee WisconsinRegistered User regular
    edited September 2014
    ObiFett wrote: »
    enlightenedbum wrote: »
    Veevee wrote: »
    Detroit has the overall best set of players in the nfc north, no question. Maybe top 3 in the nfl. The Team though is top15, top 10 on a generous day, due to coaching and front office staff. I think they could go into Seattle and shut them down, but I also feel they could just as easily lose a game to tampa bay in detroit. Betting any money on a game they play is a fools errand, especially with so little reward for the risk.

    Hahahahahah. No.

    Secondaries remain a thing.

    They started with one of the weakest secondaries in the NFL

    And since the start of the season they've experienced injuries exclusively in that weak part of their lineup

    Just wait, this weekend that secondary will look like like the best secondary in NFL. I just know it.
    I have Rodgers and Cobb on the same fantasy team

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  • VeeveeVeevee WisconsinRegistered User regular
    So has anyone heard of this Fantex thing?

    Buying shares of athletes future earnings? What?

  • davidsdurionsdavidsdurions Your Trusty Meatshield Panhandle NebraskaRegistered User regular
    Veevee wrote: »
    So has anyone heard of this Fantex thing?

    Buying shares of athletes future earnings? What?

    So, you're supposed to pony up money in exchange for what? How do you get a return? And whatever it is, a catastrophic injury in practice can mean a waste of whatever you've invested. I don't get it!

  • quovadis13quovadis13 Registered User regular
    ObiFett wrote: »
    enlightenedbum wrote: »
    Veevee wrote: »
    Detroit has the overall best set of players in the nfc north, no question. Maybe top 3 in the nfl. The Team though is top15, top 10 on a generous day, due to coaching and front office staff. I think they could go into Seattle and shut them down, but I also feel they could just as easily lose a game to tampa bay in detroit. Betting any money on a game they play is a fools errand, especially with so little reward for the risk.

    Hahahahahah. No.

    Secondaries remain a thing.

    They started with one of the weakest secondaries in the NFL

    And since the start of the season they've experienced injuries exclusively in that weak part of their lineup

    Positive spin time:

    Since the Lions secondary was basically replacement-player level ability, filling in injuries won't greatly reduce the quality!

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  • ElldrenElldren Is a woman dammit ceterum censeoRegistered User regular
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    Podly wrote: »
    juliooooooooo

    but yet another week of matt ryan putting up awesome numbers on my bench

    hopefully luck will still put up monster numbers vs jax

    I drafted Ryan because I figured he wouldn't be awful and I was drafting QBs late. He has certainly not been awful.

    You and my brother

    And here I am drafting Rodgers second round

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