One time when eating steak, my hand slipped when cutting a piece off and the biggest piece sailed off the plate and into the air. One of our cats leaped up and snagged that sucker like it was a bird and as soon as his paws touched floor he was bolting for his favorite hiding spot: under my parents' bed. The entire family gave chase, because seriously we're not going to let him get sick, and caught him by the hind legs to drag him out from under the bed, just before he would have reached safety.
why would it make him sick?
clearly I am a cat novice
He was a glutton of sorts, not with his normal cat food but anything he deemed as "treat" he would consume entirely if allowed to, and this piece of steak was the size of his head.
Pshaw. You've clearly never heard of the herds of American Shorthairs that roam the plains of the midwest, hunting for cattle that might be too far away from the herd. Vicious predators they are.
why would it make him sick?
clearly I am a cat novice
He was a glutton of sorts, not with his normal cat food but anything he deemed as "treat" he would consume entirely if allowed to, and this piece of steak was the size of his head.
When my parents' old cat was still a kitten, my mom had not yet adopted "keep the cat out of the food" protocols. So she had left steaks on a plate to thaw, and this ambitious little bastard leaped up and dragged it away. Or tried to. He had to waddle, dragging it between his legs, because he was still very small.
Its a joke about video game logic right? If it can be picked up then it's yours.
Well, yes, but I don't know where Mokepon is going with all this video game logic since it only appears to apply to some characters and other characters seem to be fully aware that everyone else's behaviour is a little messed up.
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hello thread, i need to teach poetry next period. does anybody remember the name of that blog that had strips of three polaroid-style photos with profound, label-maker style phrases along the bottom? it was popular for a bit.
hello thread, i need to teach poetry next period. does anybody remember the name of that blog that had strips of three polaroid-style photos with profound, label-maker style phrases along the bottom? it was popular for a bit.
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clearly I am a cat novice
Not his normal food would probably make him throw up, not really make him sick.
He was a glutton of sorts, not with his normal cat food but anything he deemed as "treat" he would consume entirely if allowed to, and this piece of steak was the size of his head.
I didn't get how big you meant by biggest
When my parents' old cat was still a kitten, my mom had not yet adopted "keep the cat out of the food" protocols. So she had left steaks on a plate to thaw, and this ambitious little bastard leaped up and dragged it away. Or tried to. He had to waddle, dragging it between his legs, because he was still very small.
wisdom was her dump stat
I was assuming the part that went flying really was the entire steak, with one bit cut off, attached to the fork
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Hugsown is a comic about whatever strikes your fancy. Sometimes, whatever stuck your fancy involved drawings of genitals.
Steam // Secret Satan
what is this horrifying nightmare world
This is made more awesome by the fact that your avatar is a cat holding its own head.
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Frankly, I don't even know what's going on in Mokepon anymore
You guys have no idea how unbearable this scene was when Order of Tales updated about twice a week.
Well, yes, but I don't know where Mokepon is going with all this video game logic since it only appears to apply to some characters and other characters seem to be fully aware that everyone else's behaviour is a little messed up.
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Minor Acts of Heroism is a webcomic about 12-year-old superheroes, and floofy towels.
This made me think of Berk's comics
A Softer World, I think?
*checks* Yep, that was it.
edit: turns out the phrases are less profound than advertised, but it'll do.
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