Another new shirt and tie combo. This is probably the most pictures I've ever taken of myself is for this thread. Oh vanity, thy name is JebusUD. Can't keep my internet fanclub waiting though.
Hopefully if roads clear by next day off, I'll have a sweet picture of me in snowboard gear on the mountain ( it's sad, I have a seasons pass, have yet to go this year, feel like a poser)
Another new shirt and tie combo. This is probably the most pictures I've ever taken of myself is for this thread. Oh vanity, thy name is JebusUD. Can't keep my internet fanclub waiting though.
This is the Jebus internet fanclub right?
If Michael Fassbender and Michael C Hall had a baby. Is your name Michael, by chance?
I can crack those, and also my:
Jaw
Neck
Shoulders
Elbows
Wrists
Back
Knees
Ankles
Toes...
My wife does this thing where she'll wake up in the middle of the night because her back hurts, sit up and twist sharply to one side and you can hear her vertebrae pop one by one, in a rapid cascade
I can crack those, and also my:
Jaw
Neck
Shoulders
Elbows
Wrists
Back
Knees
Ankles
Toes...
My wife does this thing where she'll wake up in the middle of the night because her back hurts, sit up and twist sharply to one side and you can hear her vertebrae pop one by one, in a rapid cascade
Are you sure your wife is not some kind of alien
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UnbrokenEvaHIGH ON THE WIREBUT I WON'T TRIP ITRegistered Userregular
Well, she certainly shows an alien-like lack of knowledge of human customs. One time I was in the car while she was driving and we had to merge to get onto the bridge and she rolled down the window and asked another politely if we could please squeeze in a head of them.
Crazy, right?
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I can crack those, and also my:
Jaw
Neck
Shoulders
Elbows
Wrists
Back
Knees
Ankles
Toes...
My wife does this thing where she'll wake up in the middle of the night because her back hurts, sit up and twist sharply to one side and you can hear her vertebrae pop one by one, in a rapid cascade
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preferably a French room
Where they can french kiss and I assume eat macaroons. And wear berets. And drink wine.
but they're listening to every word I say
and laugh at those craaazeee Americans! Hon hon hon!
but they're listening to every word I say
Or some Petite Fours.
edit: oh I thought you said ON petite fours
not on my watch
Nice outfit btw.
Blech.
but they're listening to every word I say
the perfect crime selfie
sadly, I neglected to remember that I don't have a shirt that matches it
or a jacket
or pants
probably not shoes either for all I know
but nuts to that, I like my new tie!
Divorced after being with her for 10 years.
Owned homes, cars, property, and lost them all.
and now looking back after years since then, it's the friends I lost that I miss the most.
This is the camwhore thread after all
I was thinking fashion thread for some reason
later tonight for sure
Hey, I don't know how to work these fancy things. With phones, and button. And... angles.
Also I was trying to get more of my outfit.
but they're listening to every word I say
oh, i approve.
also i am 31 mully days old. almost 32, few more months. i keep forgetting how old i am.
If Michael Fassbender and Michael C Hall had a baby. Is your name Michael, by chance?
The M stands for Michaelangelo
but they're listening to every word I say
can i date her too
That's Mr. Michael M. Michaelson to you
@USAGI PROVIDES HONORIFICS TO NO MAN
My mistake, its actually Nichael N. Nichaelson
So the previous aliteration has now been sacked
Um, that sounds kinda gross
I liked this one.
New SE++ motto?
what do you mean
New?
My wife does this thing where she'll wake up in the middle of the night because her back hurts, sit up and twist sharply to one side and you can hear her vertebrae pop one by one, in a rapid cascade
Are you sure your wife is not some kind of alien
Crazy, right?
I do this!
about 30 times a day