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    BrainleechBrainleech 機知に富んだコメントはここにあります Registered User regular
    I was technically dead before 30 so....
    I will be old when I am unable to care for myself.

    I really feel I am going to die alone at this point I know we all do but just alone
    I really do feel I am beyond dating because of my lack of human contact I feel it would be a total waste of time for another at this point.

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    Brovid HasselsmofBrovid Hasselsmof [Growling historic on the fury road] Registered User regular
    If I have so much time left then why does my body feel like it's crumbling into rusty scrap

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    Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    Someone asked me my age recently and I actually had to work it out, with maths. Couldn't remember whether or not I'd turned 30 yet

    See, kids you do need to use maths after high school!

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    BrainleechBrainleech 機知に富んだコメントはここにあります Registered User regular
    If I have so much time left then why does my body feel like it's crumbling into rusty scrap

    People I work with are amazed by me
    I have had an assembled bookcase fall on me. I just thought it hit me so hard it pushed the air out of me because I gasped. when I went home I discovered it punched a nickel sized hole in me.
    I had a pallet weighing over a ton fall over on me and I only walked away with a deep scratch.
    This week I had a pallet run me down while I was trying to turn it in the trailer I just sprained my ankle
    This was the stuff that has happened in the last year to me.

    Like I said I will be old when I am unable to care for myself.

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    Bad-BeatBad-Beat Registered User regular
    edited January 2015
    The recent cold weather snap has been playing havoc with my bad hip.

    I wish I was joking.

    Bad-Beat on
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    PlatyPlaty Registered User regular
    Brainleech wrote: »
    If I have so much time left then why does my body feel like it's crumbling into rusty scrap

    People I work with are amazed by me
    I have had an assembled bookcase fall on me. I just thought it hit me so hard it pushed the air out of me because I gasped. when I went home I discovered it punched a nickel sized hole in me.
    I had a pallet weighing over a ton fall over on me and I only walked away with a deep scratch.
    This week I had a pallet run me down while I was trying to turn it in the trailer I just sprained my ankle
    This was the stuff that has happened in the last year to me.

    Like I said I will be old when I am unable to care for myself.

    Sounds like an unsafe workplace!

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    BrainleechBrainleech 機知に富んだコメントはここにあります Registered User regular
    Brainleech wrote: »
    If I have so much time left then why does my body feel like it's crumbling into rusty scrap

    People I work with are amazed by me
    I have had an assembled bookcase fall on me. I just thought it hit me so hard it pushed the air out of me because I gasped. when I went home I discovered it punched a nickel sized hole in me.
    I had a pallet weighing over a ton fall over on me and I only walked away with a deep scratch.
    This week I had a pallet run me down while I was trying to turn it in the trailer I just sprained my ankle
    This was the stuff that has happened in the last year to me.

    Like I said I will be old when I am unable to care for myself.

    Sounds like an unsafe workplace!

    That's just the surface
    And I am not kidding

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    PlatyPlaty Registered User regular
    That shit wouldn't fly over here

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    DaMoonRulzDaMoonRulz Mare ImbriumRegistered User regular
    Brainleech wrote: »
    If I have so much time left then why does my body feel like it's crumbling into rusty scrap

    People I work with are amazed by me
    I have had an assembled bookcase fall on me. I just thought it hit me so hard it pushed the air out of me because I gasped. when I went home I discovered it punched a nickel sized hole in me.
    I had a pallet weighing over a ton fall over on me and I only walked away with a deep scratch.
    This week I had a pallet run me down while I was trying to turn it in the trailer I just sprained my ankle
    This was the stuff that has happened in the last year to me.

    Like I said I will be old when I am unable to care for myself.

    Keep an eye out for Samuel L Jackson walking with a cane.

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    bsjezzbsjezz Registered User regular
    this is what i look like basically all the time now
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    crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    alerting the fbi that we have a baby smuggler on these forums

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    DaMoonRulzDaMoonRulz Mare ImbriumRegistered User regular
    Who's that guy you're strapped to?

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    bsjezzbsjezz Registered User regular
    crwth wrote: »
    alerting the fbi that we have a baby smuggler on these forums

    you know that scene at the end of point break?

    we'd go into the shallows for one last splashy jumpy play and we'd never be found

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    Magic PinkMagic Pink Tur-Boner-Fed Registered User regular
    edited January 2015
    I'm close to 50 now. No male in my family tree lived past 51 so I'm in the home stretch now.

    My spine is broken and will break again because of a birth defect, I'm missing some muscles, I have arthritis in my hip joints and tendonitis in all the rest, my esophagus appears to be dissolving and I have great hair.

    So I'm damn ready to go and look good when I do.

    Magic Pink on
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    StaleStale Registered User regular
    psht.

    rookie

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    SassoriSassori Registered User regular
    Liiya wrote: »
    Sassori wrote: »
    Stale wrote: »
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    Liiya's greatest trick is making people think that she is innocent.

    I heard she pimps out teenage runaways.

    Young boys mostly.

    What an outrageous lie! I'm neither a teenager nor a boy.

    Wait. What were we talking about?

    Hey hey hey what are you doing here? Get back to work.

    I should have learned the English currency a little better before I agreed to this position.

    Or any of these positions.

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    ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    "Pound for pound, my dearie," Liiya said with a sly and hungry look in her eyes.

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    Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    Sassori wrote: »
    Liiya wrote: »
    Sassori wrote: »
    Stale wrote: »
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    Liiya's greatest trick is making people think that she is innocent.

    I heard she pimps out teenage runaways.

    Young boys mostly.

    What an outrageous lie! I'm neither a teenager nor a boy.

    Wait. What were we talking about?

    Hey hey hey what are you doing here? Get back to work.

    I should have learned the English currency a little better before I agreed to this position.

    Or any of these positions.

    You fell for the old 'pound for a pound' huh?

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    DaMoonRulzDaMoonRulz Mare ImbriumRegistered User regular
    There, there, Darth; maybe next time.

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    Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    SonovaBITCH.

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    DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    edited January 2015
    Goose! wrote: »
    I have been 28 for 3 whole days and I want to go back.

    Twenty-eight is officially the age where the last vestiges of youthful feelings stop.

    DarkPrimus on
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    SassoriSassori Registered User regular
    This is amazing.

    I love you jerks.

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    FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    DarkPrimus wrote: »
    Goose! wrote: »
    I have been 28 for 3 whole days and I want to go back.

    Twenty-eight is officially the age where the last vestiges of youthful feelings stop.

    hmmmmmmmfuck dat

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    PlatyPlaty Registered User regular
    I hope that's not true!

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    Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    I've got 4 days left of 33...weep for me.

    WEEP

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    DaMoonRulzDaMoonRulz Mare ImbriumRegistered User regular
    I hope that's not true!

    As a 28 yr old, I have some bad news for you

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    DaMoonRulzDaMoonRulz Mare ImbriumRegistered User regular

    WEEP

    Starring JJulia Louise Dreyfus

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    ToxTox I kill threads he/himRegistered User regular
    I remember when I turned 30 and was all, "Hmm, I should probably start acting like one of those grown folks I keep hearing about...."

    Twitter! | Dilige, et quod vis fac
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    JebusUDJebusUD Adventure! Candy IslandRegistered User regular
    Brainleech wrote: »
    I was technically dead before 30 so....
    I will be old when I am unable to care for myself.

    I really feel I am going to die alone at this point I know we all do but just alone
    I really do feel I am beyond dating because of my lack of human contact I feel it would be a total waste of time for another at this point.

    With a sad sack attitude like that yeah.

    Someone quick get this person outside. Where you live? People on here are everywhere, and I'm sure someone could do something with you. You can't just stay home and melt into the couch.

    and I wonder about my neighbors even though I don't have them
    but they're listening to every word I say
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    kaceypkaceyp we stayed bright as lightning we sang loud as thunderRegistered User regular
    Tox wrote: »
    I remember when I turned 30 and was all, "Hmm, I should probably start acting like one of those grown folks I keep hearing about...."

    Nah.

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    Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Tox wrote: »
    I remember when I turned 30 and was all, "Hmm, I should probably start acting like one of those grown folks I keep hearing about...."

    Fuck that. I'll keep acting like Raijin and let the bears pay the bear tax.

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    Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Of course upon googling Raijin I should be acting more like this

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    JebusUDJebusUD Adventure! Candy IslandRegistered User regular
    What I'm saying is that I'd hang with an internet stranger. Chances are internet strangers aren't serial killers, even if they are sad sacks sometimes.

    and I wonder about my neighbors even though I don't have them
    but they're listening to every word I say
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    Theodore FlooseveltTheodore Floosevelt proud parent of eight beautiful girls and shalmelo dorne (which is currently being ruled by a woman (awesome role model for my daughters)) #dornedadRegistered User regular
    speaking of sad sacks, we gonna get a pic o the boys before this thread closes or what, crwth

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    Magic PinkMagic Pink Tur-Boner-Fed Registered User regular
    JebusUD wrote: »
    What I'm saying is that I'd hang with an internet stranger. Chances are internet strangers aren't serial killers, even if they are sad sacks sometimes.

    Sometimes we're both!

    THEY'RE both.

    I mean they.

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    DaMoonRulzDaMoonRulz Mare ImbriumRegistered User regular
    JebusUD wrote: »
    Brainleech wrote: »
    I was technically dead before 30 so....
    I will be old when I am unable to care for myself.

    I really feel I am going to die alone at this point I know we all do but just alone
    I really do feel I am beyond dating because of my lack of human contact I feel it would be a total waste of time for another at this point.

    With a sad sack attitude like that yeah.

    Someone quick get this person outside. Where you live? People on here are everywhere, and I'm sure someone could do something with you. You can't just stay home and melt into the couch.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A7C-iEoArAc

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    JebusUDJebusUD Adventure! Candy IslandRegistered User regular
    speaking of sad sacks, we gonna get a pic o the boys before this thread closes or what, crwth

    God help us all.

    and I wonder about my neighbors even though I don't have them
    but they're listening to every word I say
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    FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    edited January 2015
    all suited up for a wedding with my gf I was. This'll make for a nice pic for this thread I thought to myself, I seen em they garbage, drunk me should not be allowed in front of a camera

    FAQ on
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    LiiyaLiiya Registered User regular
    I looked blegh in recent wedding photos, its like my features try to explode out of my face a various angles. Very unfortunate.

    You still with your French missus?

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    FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    yup

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