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  • syndalissyndalis Getting Classy On the WallRegistered User, Loves Apple Products, Transition Team regular
    Dudes faces ruin porn for me though.

    Unless interacting with or near a sexy body part. This is how I know I'm only a little gay.

    I prefer lesbian porn or solo girl porn, but I know I am in the minority here. Men are just usually p. gross.

    I just can't get in to lesbian porn.

    Like

    Here's two chicks

    They are not interested in your d

    Enjoy your not being desired by them!

    They are no less interested in you than any other porn actress though. Its just a chance to see sexy stuff without dudes coming in and ruining it.

    I wonder if POV stuff where you never see the dudes face and it's all first person perspective would work for you.

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  • NecoNeco In My Restless Dreams Registered User regular
    Elldren wrote: »
    Neco wrote: »
    All genitalia is weird anyway.

    but cooters are cuter

    ehhh....yeah, actually, you are probably right.

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  • AtomikaAtomika Live fast and get fucked or whatever Registered User regular
    I'm not attracted to masculinity, but weirdly I don't mind the D.

    But I don't really watch porn all that much, so go fig.

  • HappylilElfHappylilElf Registered User regular
    Also, Leonardo DiCaprio is a really talented actor, but I don't get how he became the object of all teen girl desire in the late 90's.

    Delve not into the Titanic or the Twilight for that way lies only madness

  • LoserForHireXLoserForHireX Philosopher King The AcademyRegistered User regular
    Neco wrote: »
    All genitalia is weird anyway.

    Indeed

    Genitals just look fucking weird to me. And are kinda gross and not super stimulating.

    "The only way to get rid of a temptation is to give into it." - Oscar Wilde
    "We believe in the people and their 'wisdom' as if there was some special secret entrance to knowledge that barred to anyone who had ever learned anything." - Friedrich Nietzsche
  • Harry DresdenHarry Dresden Registered User regular
    Winky wrote: »
    Winky wrote: »
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    So I get that gay men are into dudes. Fully accept that. But do they not admire tits? Not in a sexual way. Is there just a general appreciation among gay men for tits? Seems like there is not reason not to have one. Many straight women seem to. And many straight men seem to admire dicks.

    tempted to post video of people watching VR porn and all the men balking and gagging when the POV switched to the girl giving the beej

    There was so much discussion of rating dick pics in chat a little while back. And porn designed for men features dudes with huge dicks.

    the sample of wiener-obsessed straight males in PA [chat] is not going to reflect the populace at large by any means

    because you know

    alla these bastards love them the d

    I mean, I think men are just pretty gross in general. Men are hairy and smelly and gain fat in the most unattractive places. But I know this is hardly a universal view. Straight women and gay men obviously like men for some inexplicable reason.

    yeah but what about attractive dudes, SKFM?

    Channing Tatum is a good looking dude. That I am confident of. Also, Thor.

    I immediately thought of Thor too.

    Also pretty much all of the Avengers, really. And Starlord.

    And Brad Pitt.

    Yeah, for some guys its easy. But like I do not understand AT ALL what women see in that werewolf kid from twilight. He is objectively hideous.
    SKFM's secret man crush.

    8ff08eb91f13acf2c68c1a41024645d2.jpg

    I won't tell anyone, honest.

  • Blameless ClericBlameless Cleric An angel made of sapphires each more flawlessly cut than the last Registered User regular
    Holy crap it is BUSY today at work

    also, story time:

    So last weekend my roommate was doing indoor soccer (unofficial, just a pick-up game) and some asshole dudes from UMass showed up, blew past the desk worker and were total sexist jerks to her (the only female bodied person in the room) in creole (she's fluent in French and could understand them) and made her feel very unsafe until she gave up and left and came back to the room in tears.
    That was awful and made her feel gross and terrible and they were very physically intimidating and just generally wretched

    BACKTRACK A BIT

    This has been happening on and off for months!! My boss knows about it, the desk workers know about it, the evening people don't seem to be doing anything about it. The bigger issue here is that a lot of the desk workers just don't give a fuck and let whoever through.

    So my boss's boss had me just send out this really long email that was, we agreed, the right amount "holy shit you idiots call Campus Police if there's a problem, Jesus, otherwise card people this is your fucking job???" and I'm p proud of it because it sounds grown up and official and I wrote it and I REALLY FUCKING HOPE IT DOES SOMETHING BECAUSE OTHERWISE I AM GOING TO START BASHING HEADS AND SO ARE ALL THE FACULTY HERE

    Orphane wrote: »

    one flower ring to rule them all and in the sunlightness bind them

    I'd love it if you took a look at my art and my PATREON!
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  • HappylilElfHappylilElf Registered User regular
    Elldren wrote: »
    Neco wrote: »
    All genitalia is weird anyway.

    but cooters are cuter

    plus you can call them cooters

    and I mean

    that's just awesome

  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    So I get that gay men are into dudes. Fully accept that. But do they not admire tits? Not in a sexual way. Is there just a general appreciation among gay men for tits? Seems like there is not reason not to have one. Many straight women seem to. And many straight men seem to admire dicks.

    "It's not somewhere I'd live, but I still appreciate the architecture."

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  • WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    Dudes faces ruin porn for me though.

    Unless interacting with or near a sexy body part. This is how I know I'm only a little gay.

    I prefer lesbian porn or solo girl porn, but I know I am in the minority here. Men are just usually p. gross.

    I just can't get in to lesbian porn.

    Like

    Here's two chicks

    They are not interested in your d

    Enjoy your not being desired by them!

    Pfft, who participates in their own fantasies?

  • Kid PresentableKid Presentable Registered User regular
    DoctorArch wrote: »
    Winky wrote: »
    Winky wrote: »
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    So I get that gay men are into dudes. Fully accept that. But do they not admire tits? Not in a sexual way. Is there just a general appreciation among gay men for tits? Seems like there is not reason not to have one. Many straight women seem to. And many straight men seem to admire dicks.

    tempted to post video of people watching VR porn and all the men balking and gagging when the POV switched to the girl giving the beej

    There was so much discussion of rating dick pics in chat a little while back. And porn designed for men features dudes with huge dicks.

    the sample of wiener-obsessed straight males in PA [chat] is not going to reflect the populace at large by any means

    because you know

    alla these bastards love them the d

    I mean, I think men are just pretty gross in general. Men are hairy and smelly and gain fat in the most unattractive places. But I know this is hardly a universal view. Straight women and gay men obviously like men for some inexplicable reason.

    yeah but what about attractive dudes, SKFM?

    Channing Tatum is a good looking dude. That I am confident of. Also, Thor.

    I immediately thought of Thor too.

    Also pretty much all of the Avengers, really. And Starlord.

    And Brad Pitt.

    I just started Parks & Rec. It is super weird to see the differences in Chris Pratt.

    The Starlord was still in his larval state. Soon he will emerge from his cocoon, abs glistening. Pecs, also glistening.

  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    I mean when I look at a very handsome man it's not like I'm just ???

    you go "well that's a damn good specimen" when you encounter The Beautiful People regardless of which is the interesting sex

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  • LoserForHireXLoserForHireX Philosopher King The AcademyRegistered User regular
    Dudes faces ruin porn for me though.

    Unless interacting with or near a sexy body part. This is how I know I'm only a little gay.

    I prefer lesbian porn or solo girl porn, but I know I am in the minority here. Men are just usually p. gross.

    I just can't get in to lesbian porn.

    Like

    Here's two chicks

    They are not interested in your d

    Enjoy your not being desired by them!

    They are no less interested in you than any other porn actress though. Its just a chance to see sexy stuff without dudes coming in and ruining it.

    At least a straight/bi porn actress COULD be interested.

    Gay lady?

    She ain't got no love for my d.

    I get cerebral about my porn.

    "The only way to get rid of a temptation is to give into it." - Oscar Wilde
    "We believe in the people and their 'wisdom' as if there was some special secret entrance to knowledge that barred to anyone who had ever learned anything." - Friedrich Nietzsche
  • skippydumptruckskippydumptruck Registered User regular
    DoctorArch wrote: »
    Just mailed out the first check for Weston's day care/Montessori school. Growing up too fast.

    Around here, it's practically the same price for standard day care as it is for pre-school Montessori, so we figured why not send him to a place that will actually educate him?

    emerson starts daycare next week

    even with a little proration in Feb, I now pay more for daycare than I do for rent

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  • ElldrenElldren Is a woman dammit ceterum censeoRegistered User regular
    Neco wrote: »
    Elldren wrote: »
    Neco wrote: »
    All genitalia is weird anyway.

    but cooters are cuter

    ehhh....yeah, actually, you are probably right.

    It rhymes therefore it must be true

    fuck gendered marketing
  • HappylilElfHappylilElf Registered User regular
    Winky wrote: »
    Winky wrote: »
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    So I get that gay men are into dudes. Fully accept that. But do they not admire tits? Not in a sexual way. Is there just a general appreciation among gay men for tits? Seems like there is not reason not to have one. Many straight women seem to. And many straight men seem to admire dicks.

    tempted to post video of people watching VR porn and all the men balking and gagging when the POV switched to the girl giving the beej

    There was so much discussion of rating dick pics in chat a little while back. And porn designed for men features dudes with huge dicks.

    the sample of wiener-obsessed straight males in PA [chat] is not going to reflect the populace at large by any means

    because you know

    alla these bastards love them the d

    I mean, I think men are just pretty gross in general. Men are hairy and smelly and gain fat in the most unattractive places. But I know this is hardly a universal view. Straight women and gay men obviously like men for some inexplicable reason.

    yeah but what about attractive dudes, SKFM?

    Channing Tatum is a good looking dude. That I am confident of. Also, Thor.

    I immediately thought of Thor too.

    Also pretty much all of the Avengers, really. And Starlord.

    And Brad Pitt.

    Yeah, for some guys its easy. But like I do not understand AT ALL what women see in that werewolf kid from twilight. He is objectively hideous.
    SKFM's secret man crush.

    8ff08eb91f13acf2c68c1a41024645d2.jpg

    I won't tell anyone, honest.

    His face kinda looks like what you end up with after battling a Bethesda character creator for an hour before saying "Ugh I fucking give up this is good enough"

  • SurfpossumSurfpossum A nonentity trying to preserve the anonymity he so richly deserves.Registered User regular
    People don't seem to appreciate Brad Pitt enough these days.

  • NecoNeco In My Restless Dreams Registered User regular
    Atomika wrote: »
    I'm not attracted to masculinity, but weirdly I don't mind the D.

    But I don't really watch porn all that much, so go fig.

    I think masculinity is sexy, but it is very easy for guys to go too far with it and then it just becomes unsexy.

  • ElldrenElldren Is a woman dammit ceterum censeoRegistered User regular
    Atomika wrote: »
    I'm not attracted to masculinity, but weirdly I don't mind the D.

    But I don't really watch porn all that much, so go fig.

    best porn doesn't have actors

    fuck gendered marketing
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  • syndalissyndalis Getting Classy On the WallRegistered User, Loves Apple Products, Transition Team regular
    I'd bottom for Thor.

    Not Chris Hemsworth. Thor.

    Maybe, MAYBE Chris if he was dressed as Thor.

    That is my one gay possibility.

    SW-4158-3990-6116
    Let's play Mario Kart or something...
  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    lesbian porn doesn't only work because lady plus lady equals two lady

    but it's a lot because of that

    ftOqU21.png
  • WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    edited January 2015
    Wash wrote: »
    Elldren wrote: »
    Wash wrote: »
    So I get that gay men are into dudes. Fully accept that. But do they not admire tits? Not in a sexual way. Is there just a general appreciation among gay men for tits? Seems like there is not reason not to have one. Many straight women seem to. And many straight men seem to admire dicks.

    Do you think lesbians admire dicks?

    dicks are at best interestingly weird

    I've never seen a dick that was, like, off-puttingly weird when it comes to shape - I've seen weird-small, weird-large, uncommon pigmentation - but nothing like the worst vaginas I've seen.

    Yeah, there are some terrible vulvas out there.

    Hey man, this sort of genital shaming is why ladies get weird barbie-doll surgeries

    A real vagina has two sets of labia!

    Winky on
  • bowenbowen Sup? Registered User regular
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    I mean when I look at a very handsome man it's not like I'm just ???

    you go "well that's a damn good specimen" when you encounter The Beautiful People regardless of which is the interesting sex

    Straight up. One should admire a fine member of our species no matter who they are.

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
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  • WashWash Sweet Christmas Registered User regular
    Wash wrote: »
    Elldren wrote: »
    Wash wrote: »
    So I get that gay men are into dudes. Fully accept that. But do they not admire tits? Not in a sexual way. Is there just a general appreciation among gay men for tits? Seems like there is not reason not to have one. Many straight women seem to. And many straight men seem to admire dicks.

    Do you think lesbians admire dicks?

    dicks are at best interestingly weird

    I've never seen a dick that was, like, off-puttingly weird when it comes to shape - I've seen weird-small, weird-large, uncommon pigmentation - but nothing like the worst vaginas I've seen.

    Yeah, there are some terrible vulvas out there.

    I mean, I like women, I like men

    and I've never seen a penis that automatically just turned me off

    I've seen unimpressive ones, or ones that looked like they'd hurt, or ones with shaft hair

    but I've never seen one just kill it automatically like an ugly vagina.

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  • LoserForHireXLoserForHireX Philosopher King The AcademyRegistered User regular
    syndalis wrote: »
    I'd bottom for Thor.

    Not Chris Hemsworth. Thor.

    Maybe, MAYBE Chris if he was dressed as Thor.

    That is my one gay possibility.

    I don't think there's any d in the world that I would be like "gotta get my hands/mouth around that!"

    I barely enjoy my d

    "The only way to get rid of a temptation is to give into it." - Oscar Wilde
    "We believe in the people and their 'wisdom' as if there was some special secret entrance to knowledge that barred to anyone who had ever learned anything." - Friedrich Nietzsche
  • Harry DresdenHarry Dresden Registered User regular
    Winky wrote: »
    Winky wrote: »
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    So I get that gay men are into dudes. Fully accept that. But do they not admire tits? Not in a sexual way. Is there just a general appreciation among gay men for tits? Seems like there is not reason not to have one. Many straight women seem to. And many straight men seem to admire dicks.

    tempted to post video of people watching VR porn and all the men balking and gagging when the POV switched to the girl giving the beej

    There was so much discussion of rating dick pics in chat a little while back. And porn designed for men features dudes with huge dicks.

    the sample of wiener-obsessed straight males in PA [chat] is not going to reflect the populace at large by any means

    because you know

    alla these bastards love them the d

    I mean, I think men are just pretty gross in general. Men are hairy and smelly and gain fat in the most unattractive places. But I know this is hardly a universal view. Straight women and gay men obviously like men for some inexplicable reason.

    yeah but what about attractive dudes, SKFM?

    Channing Tatum is a good looking dude. That I am confident of. Also, Thor.

    I immediately thought of Thor too.

    Also pretty much all of the Avengers, really. And Starlord.

    And Brad Pitt.

    Yeah, for some guys its easy. But like I do not understand AT ALL what women see in that werewolf kid from twilight. He is objectively hideous.
    SKFM's secret man crush.

    8ff08eb91f13acf2c68c1a41024645d2.jpg

    I won't tell anyone, honest.

    Is it just the abs? I can see the dude is cut. But his face. Ugh.

    I don't know, I'm guessing they help though. Twilight knows how to get their girl and women fans engines roaring.

  • DeebaserDeebaser on my way to work in a suit and a tie Ahhhh...come on fucking guyRegistered User regular
    edited January 2015
    Elldren wrote: »
    Atomika wrote: »
    I'm not attracted to masculinity, but weirdly I don't mind the D.

    But I don't really watch porn all that much, so go fig.

    best porn doesn't have actors

    only waifus and sempais...
    wait what page is this?

    Deebaser on
  • ChelleYeahChelleYeah Mrs. Ludious Living it up in Cinderella's CastleRegistered User regular
    THIS CONVERSATION IS UNCOMFORTABLY NSFW

    I post Makeup stuff and Schnauzers on instagram.

    Ludious wrote: »
    I react like a dyslexic crash test dummy. Hit the wall then the brakes.
  • skippydumptruckskippydumptruck Registered User regular
    I barely enjoy my d

    a sentiment often echoed by your partners

  • BethrynBethryn Unhappiness is Mandatory Registered User regular
    I mean, they probably aren't really lesbians.
    Yeah, and she isn't even a schoolteacher and that really isn't what a massage parlour looks like.

    ...and of course, as always, Kill Hitler.
  • ElldrenElldren Is a woman dammit ceterum censeoRegistered User regular
    Neco wrote: »
    Atomika wrote: »
    I'm not attracted to masculinity, but weirdly I don't mind the D.

    But I don't really watch porn all that much, so go fig.

    I think masculinity is sexy, but it is very easy for guys to go too far with it and then it just becomes unsexy.

    masculinity is sexy

    but only in measured doses

    in women

    with men the less macho the better

    fuck gendered marketing
  • descdesc Goretexing to death Registered User regular
    edited January 2015
    Dudes are annoying though

    Guy bodies and genitals and stuff are no big issue but I don't understand dating dudes qua dudes

    How do even straight women do it

    desc on
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  • WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    edited January 2015
    Dudes faces ruin porn for me though.

    Unless interacting with or near a sexy body part. This is how I know I'm only a little gay.

    I prefer lesbian porn or solo girl porn, but I know I am in the minority here. Men are just usually p. gross.

    I just can't get in to lesbian porn.

    Like

    Here's two chicks

    They are not interested in your d

    Enjoy your not being desired by them!

    They are no less interested in you than any other porn actress though. Its just a chance to see sexy stuff without dudes coming in and ruining it.

    At least a straight/bi porn actress COULD be interested.

    Gay lady?

    She ain't got no love for my d.

    I get cerebral about my porn.

    If you want to get cerebral about your porn: the straight actresses aren't interested in your d either

    Winky on
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