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[chat]piece

the straight ladies and gay bros of chat have been clamoring for some sexy man nipple

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got that tiiiiiight shirt


they also want those fine calves

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mmm boy I'mma take a bite!


but it's all because they're working up to the (cod) pièce de résistance

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awww yes get drilled


or something sexy with my face on it?

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get it get it

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  • WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
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  • skippydumptruckskippydumptruck Registered User regular
    thanks winky but I was kinda hoping obama would present it himself

    *puts on brave face*

  • Casual EddyCasual Eddy The Astral PlaneRegistered User regular
    I'm overcome with the vapors

  • ElkiElki get busy Moderator, ClubPA Mod Emeritus
    9/10

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  • zepherinzepherin Russian warship, go fuck yourself Registered User regular
    This thread topic is 5 stars

    Would purchase again.

  • HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    gimme dat piece

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  • Rhesus PositiveRhesus Positive GNU Terry Pratchett Registered User regular
    thanks winky but I was kinda hoping obama would present it himself

    *puts on brave face*

    I just Googled "Obama Hedgehog"

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    [Muffled sounds of gorilla violence]
  • HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    skippy you got some of those tight lats

    ain't nothin more i need right now than a set of tight...tight fuggin lats

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  • skippydumptruckskippydumptruck Registered User regular
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    skippy you got some of those tight lats

    ain't nothin more i need right now than a set of tight...tight fuggin lats

    let's talk subscription plans

  • ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User, Moderator mod
    haha oh god

    there's this guy who has come in twice now

    and he doesn't know what he's talking about but he's trying to mansplain the part he needs to the girl at the counter

    and she is just not having it

    entertainment factor 8/10

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
  • Rhesus PositiveRhesus Positive GNU Terry Pratchett Registered User regular
    The artist clearly thinks Obama is evil, so why did they put him in Gryffindor

    [Muffled sounds of gorilla violence]
  • ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User, Moderator mod
    The artist clearly thinks Obama is evil, so why did they put him in Gryffindor

    maybe the artist thinks the constitution is evil

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
  • GooeyGooey (\/)┌¶─¶┐(\/) pinch pinchRegistered User regular
    I'm overcome with the vapors

    control yourself edward

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  • IlpalaIlpala Just this guy, y'know TexasRegistered User regular
    The artist clearly thinks Obama is evil, so why did they put him in Gryffindor

    That is so far down my list of questions about that picture.

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  • EchoEcho ski-bap ba-dapModerator, Administrator admin
    Chanus wrote: »
    haha oh god

    there's this guy who has come in twice now

    and he doesn't know what he's talking about but he's trying to mansplain the part he needs to the girl at the counter

    and she is just not having it

    entertainment factor 8/10

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  • armageddonboundarmageddonbound Registered User regular
    Good news everyone! ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/25844719
    Enlisting a 3 year longitudinal design, the present study assessed the relationship between video game use and sexist attitudes, using data from a representative sample of German players aged 14 and older (N=824). Controlling for age and education, it was found that sexist attitudes-measured with a brief scale assessing beliefs about gender roles in society-were not related to the amount of daily video game use or preference for specific genres for both female and male players.

  • ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User, Moderator mod
    there are still dilbert comics?

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
  • Sir LandsharkSir Landshark resting shark face Registered User regular
    huh, _J_ got banned again

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  • HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    skippy you got some of those tight lats

    ain't nothin more i need right now than a set of tight...tight fuggin lats

    let's talk subscription plans

    I came for the lats and stayed for the Glute of the Month featurette

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  • nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    let's talk about man nips guys

  • Sir LandsharkSir Landshark resting shark face Registered User regular
    Good news everyone! ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/25844719
    Enlisting a 3 year longitudinal design, the present study assessed the relationship between video game use and sexist attitudes, using data from a representative sample of German players aged 14 and older (N=824). Controlling for age and education, it was found that sexist attitudes-measured with a brief scale assessing beliefs about gender roles in society-were not related to the amount of daily video game use or preference for specific genres for both female and male players.

    oh thank god I can finally stop holding back on the misogynistic jokes

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  • Shazkar ShadowstormShazkar Shadowstorm Registered User regular
    glutes glutes glutes

    my glutes b good now

    booty booty

    poo
  • AiouaAioua Ora Occidens Ora OptimaRegistered User regular
    let's talk about man nips guys

    I think they dispense bone broth.

    life's a game that you're bound to lose / like using a hammer to pound in screws
    fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
    that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
    bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
  • skippydumptruckskippydumptruck Registered User regular
    let's talk about man nips guys

    can we be real though?

    I'm mad harrison ford is in better shape than me

  • OnTheLastCastleOnTheLastCastle let's keep it haimish for the peripatetic Registered User regular
    huh, _J_ got banned again

    too greedily, too deep

  • OnTheLastCastleOnTheLastCastle let's keep it haimish for the peripatetic Registered User regular
    my nipples are very small but perfectly formed and they get real pointy

    is that doing anything for anyone

  • ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User, Moderator mod
    glutes glutes glutes

    my glutes b good now

    booty booty

    day bow bow

    chick

    chicka chickah

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
  • HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    i like a tight quad i tell u wat

    I am afraid to GIS Outlander Jamie Fraser Bare Leg at work though

    but lemme tell u wot

    tight

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  • OnTheLastCastleOnTheLastCastle let's keep it haimish for the peripatetic Registered User regular
    does harrison ford have an earring in that photo or am i crazy

  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    Looking for summer jobs.

    If I get a job at the quarter I could spend all of my summer quarreling with drunks, and make the big bucks (if the salary is tariff, and I think it would probably be more considering with the amount of night work, I'd make as much as an entire semester of student loans)

    I've got a lot of experience, and the certifications needed which not a ton of people have. I also have a bunch of good friends involved so nepotism might also work in my favour.

    Just need to figure out what the deal in summer is with my current part time security gig.

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  • HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    my nipples are very small but perfectly formed and they get real pointy

    is that doing anything for anyone

    how hairy

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  • ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User, Moderator mod
    my nipples have these five stubby appendages on the ends of them and on the tops of those appendages grow these like sort of shell coverings i have to keep trimmed or they grow out over the ends

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
  • Blameless ClericBlameless Cleric An angel made of sapphires each more flawlessly cut than the last Registered User regular
    does harrison ford have an earring in that photo or am i crazy

    he does, oh my god

    Harrison Ford is cooler than any of us

    flyin' around rescuing people...

    Orphane wrote: »

    one flower ring to rule them all and in the sunlightness bind them

    I'd love it if you took a look at my art and my PATREON!
  • HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    this is as close as I'm willing to get

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  • IlpalaIlpala Just this guy, y'know TexasRegistered User regular
    My nipples are nipples.

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  • P10P10 An Idiot With Low IQ Registered User regular
    huh, _J_ got banned again
    weird
    i assume he was accidentally unbanned or something because he didn't do nutt'n *kicks grass*

    Shameful pursuits and utterly stupid opinions
  • OnTheLastCastleOnTheLastCastle let's keep it haimish for the peripatetic Registered User regular
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    my nipples are very small but perfectly formed and they get real pointy

    is that doing anything for anyone

    how hairy

    my chest is hairy but my nipples are perfectly preserved hair free zones

    tiny oasiseses

    except now i suddenly have fully formed grey chest hairs

    what the fuck, body.

  • HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    Chanus wrote: »
    my nipples have these five stubby appendages on the ends of them and on the tops of those appendages grow these like sort of shell coverings i have to keep trimmed or they grow out over the ends

    mhm. mhm. I have a book for you.

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  • GooeyGooey (\/)┌¶─¶┐(\/) pinch pinchRegistered User regular
    the tsa precheck thing is fucking hilarious to me

    pay us $85, now you get to go through airport security like it was before 9/11

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  • ronyaronya Arrrrrf. the ivory tower's basementRegistered User regular
    he remained in the __BANNED USERS group, afaik

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