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    I Win SwordfightsI Win Swordfights all the traits of greatness starlight at my feetRegistered User regular
    Fyndir wrote: »
    the assumption that jury duty is something to be gotten out of is some awful bullshit imo and really annoys me. grumble grumble

    oh my god clicking on this thread just reminded me that i have jury duty at the end of the month thanks @fyndir!

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    MichaelLCMichaelLC In what furnace was thy brain? ChicagoRegistered User regular
    darleysam wrote: »
    I.. uhh...

    huh.

    How do you book a priest?

    Use your Holydex?

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    joshofalltradesjoshofalltrades Class Traitor Smoke-filled roomRegistered User regular
    September 23

    What's another word for thesaurus?

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    TomantaTomanta Registered User regular
    joshofalltrades wrote: »
    September 23

    What's another word for thesaurus?

    According to the thesaurus.com, onomasticon. Which is a much cooler word.

    Also, what happens if you google google?

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    OmnipotentBagelOmnipotentBagel floof Registered User regular
    Synonypedia? Crappy dictionary?

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    joshofalltradesjoshofalltrades Class Traitor Smoke-filled roomRegistered User regular
    Tomanta wrote: »
    Also, what happens if you google google?

    Recursion.

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    OmnipotentBagelOmnipotentBagel floof Registered User regular
    Did you mean: recursion?

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    TomantaTomanta Registered User regular
    joshofalltrades wrote: »
    Tomanta wrote: »
    Also, what happens if you google google?

    Recursion.

    Is there an exit condition? We wouldn't want the box that holds the internet to catch on fire.

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    see317see317 Registered User regular
    OmnipotentBagel wrote: »
    Did you mean: recursion?

    I was thinking more recursion myself.

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    joshofalltradesjoshofalltrades Class Traitor Smoke-filled roomRegistered User regular
    edited September 2015
    I meant it as in recursion.

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    joshofalltradesjoshofalltrades Class Traitor Smoke-filled roomRegistered User regular
    Or was it recursion?

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    Rhesus PositiveRhesus Positive GNU Terry Pratchett Registered User regular
    What happens if you fail to pay your exorcist?
    Your home gets repossessed

    [Muffled sounds of gorilla violence]
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    SyphyreSyphyre A Dangerous Pastime Registered User regular
    England is so wet because the queen has been reigning for years.

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    joshofalltradesjoshofalltrades Class Traitor Smoke-filled roomRegistered User regular
    September 24

    Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.

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    TomantaTomanta Registered User regular
    joshofalltrades wrote: »
    September 24

    Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.

    Someone has been watching Raiders of the Lost Ark.

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    Seattle ThreadSeattle Thread Registered User regular
    Why is Oedipus not a big fan of swearing?
    Because he does kiss his mother with that mouth

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    chromdomchromdom Who? Where?Registered User regular
    That's really good

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    joshofalltradesjoshofalltrades Class Traitor Smoke-filled roomRegistered User regular
    September 25

    You know you're getting old when...

    ... things you buy now won't wear out.

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    joshofalltradesjoshofalltrades Class Traitor Smoke-filled roomRegistered User regular
    HA HA HA HA HA HA

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    darleysamdarleysam On my way to UKRegistered User regular
    DUE TO ADVANCES IN THE MANUFACTURE AND PRESERVATION OF TEXTILES!

    BAH-BUMM TSH!

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    TomantaTomanta Registered User regular
    Due to having more disposable income to buy higher quality items.

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    KaplarKaplar On Google MapsRegistered User regular
    joshofalltrades wrote: »
    September 25

    You know you're getting old when...

    ... things you buy now won't wear out.

    Eat Arby's.

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    OmnipotentBagelOmnipotentBagel floof Registered User regular
    Yes, Arby's Big Beef and Cheddar (which I very nearly abbreviated) also won't wear out. It just sits in your stomach forever.

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    SyphyreSyphyre A Dangerous Pastime Registered User regular
    I like Arbys....

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    OmnipotentBagelOmnipotentBagel floof Registered User regular
    It's far from my favorite fast food, but I won't turn it down when I'm on the road.

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    DaMoonRulzDaMoonRulz Mare ImbriumRegistered User regular
    Bury me in Curly Fries

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    sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    I am super glad Arby's does not exist where I live because there was a constant threat that I might choose to eat there when I lived in Cali.

    I'd speed up to make a yellow light when I saw one on my side of the street.

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    Houk the NamebringerHouk the Namebringer Nipples The EchidnaRegistered User regular
    I used to love Arby's until they changed their chicken bacon and swiss recipe which added tomato and changed the bun to some shitty semi-ciabatta bullshit.

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    sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    I think the addition of the tomato might be worth fucking up the bread.

    I'm pretty into tomatoes.




    Fuck, now I want MOS Burger.


    There's one that's 24 hours like 15 minutes from me on foot.



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    PinfeldorfPinfeldorf Yeah ZestRegistered User regular
    This talk reminded me of one of my favorite jokes from Bojack Horseman:

    "You say 'you say potato I say potahto', I say 'you say potato I say potato.'"

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    The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Have you ever gotten the Meat Mountain at Arby's? It's pretty great.

    BLM - ACAB
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    OmnipotentBagelOmnipotentBagel floof Registered User regular
    You had me at meat tornado mountain.

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    NaphtaliNaphtali Hazy + Flow SeaRegistered User regular
    The Geek wrote: »
    Have you ever gotten the Meat Mountain at Arby's? It's pretty great.

    Does it turn into an igloo, or Wayne Gretzky?

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    The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Their latest ad slogan is "We have the meats" and they had this poster:

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    and then people started asking if they could have that. So now they have it as a sandwich on their "secret" menu.

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    It includes:
    2 chicken tenders
    1.5 oz. of roast turkey
    1.5 oz. of ham
    1 slice of Swiss cheese
    1.5 oz. of corned beef
    1.5 oz. brisket
    1.5 oz. of Angus steak
    1 slice of cheddar cheese
    1.5 oz. roast beef
    3 half-strips of bacon

    BLM - ACAB
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    KaplarKaplar On Google MapsRegistered User regular
    Mother of god

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    joshofalltradesjoshofalltrades Class Traitor Smoke-filled roomRegistered User regular
    Just in case you hate yourself and want to die

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    The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Protein!

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    OmnipotentBagelOmnipotentBagel floof Registered User regular
    KFC looks at that and says "what's with the bread part? You've got chicken patties right there!"

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    joshofalltradesjoshofalltrades Class Traitor Smoke-filled roomRegistered User regular
    September 26

    Employee Evaluation

    "Gates are down,
    the lights are flashing,
    but the train isn't coming."

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    KaplarKaplar On Google MapsRegistered User regular
    joshofalltrades wrote: »
    September 26

    Employee Evaluation

    "Gates are down,
    the lights are flashing,
    but the train isn't coming."

    The calendar writer realizes that the police were lying to him when he struck a deal to give back the hostages.

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