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    ZephiranZephiran Registered User regular
    DK64 is notable for employing a very particular lag compensation mechanic, where the main character's movement speed is actually increased whenever the game starts dropping frames to maintain the illusion that your velocity is actually constant.

    This can be hilariously abused, such that spawning enough game objects to cause horrific framedrops speeds up DK so much he starts clipping straight through just about any geometry.

    Alright and in this next scene all the animals have AIDS.

    I got a little excited when I saw your ship.
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    STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    redx wrote: »
    Where there any good 3d platformers?

    Super Mario 64?

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    SanderJKSanderJK Crocodylus Pontifex Sinterklasicus Madrid, 3000 ADRegistered User regular
    Looking at kickstarter banjo kazooie was pretty popular

    Steam: SanderJK Origin: SanderJK
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    NecoNeco Worthless Garbage Registered User regular
    redx wrote: »
    Where there any good 3d platformers?

    Well, Mario 64 was at least good at the time...

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    ZephiranZephiran Registered User regular
    edited May 2015
    Not that DK64 is particularly solidly built to begin with. Clipping through the gameworld happens almost automatically.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bSBALWZf7Bo

    Zephiran on
    Alright and in this next scene all the animals have AIDS.

    I got a little excited when I saw your ship.
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    nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    why am I watching danket kang play a decade old multiplayer game by himself

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    redxredx I(x)=2(x)+1 whole numbersRegistered User regular
    Neco wrote: »
    redx wrote: »
    Where there any good 3d platformers?

    Well, Mario 64 was at least good at the time...

    I sort of found it to be not fun and annoying whenever I sat down with it.

    They moistly come out at night, moistly.
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    MrMisterMrMister Jesus dying on the cross in pain? Morally better than us. One has to go "all in".Registered User regular
    why am I watching danket kang play a decade old multiplayer game by himself

    because I don't want to revise this paper, apparently

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    SummaryJudgmentSummaryJudgment Grab the hottest iron you can find, stride in the Tower’s front door Registered User regular
    If I take a picture on my cell phone, e-mail myself the pictures at Gmail in order to get the pics off my phone and onto my PC/cloud

    Can I upload them to Imgur without worrying about identifying metadata?

    Some days Blue wonders why anyone ever bothered making numbers so small; other days she supposes even infinity needs to start somewhere.
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    815165815165 Registered User regular
    guys

    i'm worried i may be the greatest artist there has ever or will ever be

    and i just can't remember in what medium

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    815165815165 Registered User regular
    i'm p sure it is not forum posting :<

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    MrMisterMrMister Jesus dying on the cross in pain? Morally better than us. One has to go "all in".Registered User regular
    but really, i think i need to be drunk for this

    which is not in the cards tonight, unfortunately

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    skippydumptruckskippydumptruck begin again Registered User regular
    MrMister wrote: »
    but really, i think i need to be drunk for this

    which is not in the cards tonight, unfortunately

    maybe I will get drunk tonight

    surely mixing alcohol with pseudoephedrine and lidocaine viscous when I have to work and do homework tomorrow could not backfire

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    STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    815165 wrote: »
    i'm p sure it is not forum posting :<

    ascii art, Numbers

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    815165815165 Registered User regular
    815165 wrote: »
    i'm p sure it is not forum posting :<

    ascii art, Numbers

    ><>

    it's a fish

    by golly i think you're right

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    SummaryJudgmentSummaryJudgment Grab the hottest iron you can find, stride in the Tower’s front door Registered User regular
    edited May 2015
    Oh noes

    Imgur did not resize

    Truly gigantic macro food photography

    SummaryJudgment on
    Some days Blue wonders why anyone ever bothered making numbers so small; other days she supposes even infinity needs to start somewhere.
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    SummaryJudgmentSummaryJudgment Grab the hottest iron you can find, stride in the Tower’s front door Registered User regular
    Or do the boards here not resize?

    I want to share steak with you all

    Some days Blue wonders why anyone ever bothered making numbers so small; other days she supposes even infinity needs to start somewhere.
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    Shazkar ShadowstormShazkar Shadowstorm Registered User regular
    i might be hungover tomorrow

    poo
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    redxredx I(x)=2(x)+1 whole numbersRegistered User regular
    Barefoot in kitchen cooking me a steak.

    Is that, like, a marriage proposal?

    They moistly come out at night, moistly.
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    STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    What's DK's Twitch name?

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    P10P10 An Idiot With Low IQ Registered User regular
    edited May 2015
    put s, m or l at the end of your imgur url or resize it with imgur's editing

    P10 on
    Shameful pursuits and utterly stupid opinions
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    redxredx I(x)=2(x)+1 whole numbersRegistered User regular
    AdmiraDonkey or something.

    Link on last page

    They moistly come out at night, moistly.
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    SummaryJudgmentSummaryJudgment Grab the hottest iron you can find, stride in the Tower’s front door Registered User regular
    edited May 2015
    G0Nr0dS.jpg?1
    l6DCyue.jpg?1
    004MjZI.jpg?1

    Spoiled for large

    SummaryJudgment on
    Some days Blue wonders why anyone ever bothered making numbers so small; other days she supposes even infinity needs to start somewhere.
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    SummaryJudgmentSummaryJudgment Grab the hottest iron you can find, stride in the Tower’s front door Registered User regular
    redx wrote: »
    Barefoot in kitchen cooking me a steak.

    Is that, like, a marriage proposal?

    Fuck, thought I had edited out the foot pic before anyone would have seen it

    I am legit bad at food photography, apparently

    Some days Blue wonders why anyone ever bothered making numbers so small; other days she supposes even infinity needs to start somewhere.
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    wanderingwandering Russia state-affiliated media Registered User regular
    After playing Mario 64 for the first time as a wee lad my mind was so blown I had to pick up the pieces of my brain that were strewn across the floor

    And it's still great in my opinion. I think a lot of developers could benefit from studying it, and seeing how fun it is just to run and jump around in that game - how good the game's controls feel vs. how awkward and mushy the controls in other games often feel.

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    skippydumptruckskippydumptruck begin again Registered User regular
    Or do the boards here not resize?

    I want to share steak with you all

    the boards to not resize, much to the woe of many a forumer

    take the imgur url and put an l right before the file extension (examplel.jpg) and it'll be a smaller version

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    STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    Super Mario 64 DS is a good port if you have a 3DS

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    DeebaserDeebaser on my way to work in a suit and a tie Ahhhh...come on fucking guyRegistered User regular
    just got off the phone with my ISP. I was mad unhappy with my the connection of my 25mb service.

    4335176993.png

    They upgraded me to their 50mb service
    4335186067.png

    much underwhelmed.

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    skippydumptruckskippydumptruck begin again Registered User regular
    deebs

    pls do not abuse ping

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    syndalissyndalis Getting Classy On the WallRegistered User, Loves Apple Products regular
    Deebaser wrote: »
    just got off the phone with my ISP. I was mad unhappy with my the connection of my 25mb service.

    4335176993.png

    They upgraded me to their 50mb service
    4335186067.png

    much underwhelmed.

    Jesus dude, I have 300Mbit in my nabe. What you are getting is below their most modestly priced package.

    SW-4158-3990-6116
    Let's play Mario Kart or something...
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    815165815165 Registered User regular
    i think i may be starting to like virginia woolf

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    Apothe0sisApothe0sis Have you ever questioned the nature of your reality? Registered User regular
    Deebaser wrote: »
    just got off the phone with my ISP. I was mad unhappy with my the connection of my 25mb service.

    4335176993.png

    They upgraded me to their 50mb service
    4335186067.png

    much underwhelmed.

    You have very low ping.

    But Australia speeds.

    Maybe that explains things - all Australian internet gets routed through Deebs' place.

    We get high ping and low bandwidth.

    The worst of all worlds.

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    wanderingwandering Russia state-affiliated media Registered User regular
    Super Mario 64 DS is a good port if you have a 3DS
    but the lack of analog tho...

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    STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    wandering wrote: »
    Super Mario 64 DS is a good port if you have a 3DS
    but the lack of analog tho...

    (3DS has an analog stick)

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    DeebaserDeebaser on my way to work in a suit and a tie Ahhhh...come on fucking guyRegistered User regular
    edited May 2015
    syndalis wrote: »
    Deebaser wrote: »
    just got off the phone with my ISP. I was mad unhappy with my the connection of my 25mb service.

    4335176993.png

    They upgraded me to their 50mb service
    4335186067.png

    much underwhelmed.

    Jesus dude, I have 300Mbit in my nabe. What you are getting is below their most modestly priced package.

    they're advertising 330 on every bus station on 30th ave. I think they're lying. It probably tops out at 66

    Deebaser on
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    DeebaserDeebaser on my way to work in a suit and a tie Ahhhh...come on fucking guyRegistered User regular
    Apothe0sis wrote: »
    Deebaser wrote: »
    just got off the phone with my ISP. I was mad unhappy with my the connection of my 25mb service.

    4335176993.png

    They upgraded me to their 50mb service
    4335186067.png

    much underwhelmed.

    You have very low ping.

    But Australia speeds.

    Maybe that explains things - all Australian internet gets routed through Deebs' place.

    We get high ping and low bandwidth.

    The worst of all worlds.

    oztraylia pls stahp

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    Apothe0sisApothe0sis Have you ever questioned the nature of your reality? Registered User regular
    Deebaser wrote: »
    syndalis wrote: »
    Deebaser wrote: »
    just got off the phone with my ISP. I was mad unhappy with my the connection of my 25mb service.

    4335176993.png

    They upgraded me to their 50mb service
    4335186067.png

    much underwhelmed.

    Jesus dude, I have 300Mbit in my nabe. What you are getting is below their most modestly priced package.

    they're advertising 330 on every bus station on 30th ave. I think they're lying. It probably tops out at 66

    The bus stations get 330.

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    wanderingwandering Russia state-affiliated media Registered User regular
    wandering wrote: »
    Super Mario 64 DS is a good port if you have a 3DS
    but the lack of analog tho...

    (3DS has an analog stick)
    well what I'm reading is that you can use the stick but movement is still 8-way, non-analog, hit-a-button-to-run, because the port was originally for the original DS which didn't have an analog stick

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    rockrngerrockrnger Registered User regular
    Eh, this is too hot.

    I want winter back.

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    redxredx I(x)=2(x)+1 whole numbersRegistered User regular
    rockrnger wrote: »
    Eh, this is too hot.

    I want winter back.

    Woo it only got up to 82 today!

    They moistly come out at night, moistly.
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