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[TRENCHES] Tuesday, July 21, 2015 - Wounded

GethGeth LegionPerseus VeilRegistered User, Moderator, Penny Arcade Staff, Vanilla Staff vanilla
edited July 2015 in The Penny Arcade Hub
Wounded


Wounded
http://trenchescomic.com/comic/post/wounded

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This is a tale of three parts, the first old, the second new, and the third being the result of their combination.

Part 1:
In 2006, I was working for a AA+ game company that no longer exists, whose headquarters were in the wildlands of far northwest LA.  If you were to travel for another 5 minutes, you would no longer be in the city limits, and the only things close by were a freeway leading to LA proper, and a freeway leading to the ocean.  And brown hills covered in sun burnt grass.

The building for the QA department, the Game Testers, was located on the other side of a road with no crosswalks and across the street from the Headquarters.  The Headquarters had a parking lot large enough to make Disneyland proud, so it’s no wonder that most of the testing staff chose to drive to eateries instead of walking to the Headquarters to eat at the cafeteria.  But I preferred the daily variety of the cafeteria, and would enjoy a meal a day with my buddy (until he was fired for having an underwear model on his computer’s wallpaper, then I ate alone).

One day during late summer, where the reflected heat from the parking lot combined with the sun’s to form an oven typically reserved for firing pottery, my friend and I arrived at the entrance to the headquarters to find a Ben and Jerry’s truck parked there with free samples for employees of the company.  My heart was obviously uplifted, and I asked for one, to which the driver/operator said, “I dunno.  I’m only suppose to give these to the employees.  You guys work here?”  He asked because we approached the truck from the parking lot, and not from the headquarters building.

If the day had been a little cooler, I might have said what was in my heart, being “Who the fuck would come to this out of the way shit-hole of a parking lot, where it would be no surprise to see some dude wearing a poncho smuggling coffee beans on a mule over the hills, it’s so far removed from civilization, and walk their way through this heat to try and scam half a scoop of ice cream from you?  Of course I work here!”  Instead I just lifted the employee ID card hanging around my neck and said, “Dude,” in a manner to point out the obvious.

For some strange reason, my buddy wanted to just let the matter slide, abandon the ice cream, and enter the building.  Almost as if he were afraid of something.  But my convincing argument of “Dude” won the worker over and we got to enjoy some free ice cream as we walked into an air conditioned building.  The combination was very refreshing, but I’d had better.

Part 2:
Fast forward to the present day.  The best part of a decade has passed, and I never really pondered too much about that Ice Cream Truck day, until I read a lot of the Tales shared by other people who have survived the Trenches.  And many of them talked about these completely foreign concepts.  Trucks rolling up to the offices to give free burgers, milkshakes, and etc. to express the gratitude of the company those people work for.  Basically, tales about people being shown signs of gratitude period.  How department heads would announce these visiting truck to the employees, or emails about their time of arrival and departure.

We QA never got a one of those.  So I thought those must have never happened at the company I worked for.  And then I remembered the ice cream truck, vividly.  And I realized that my company that I often worked double shifts for had been intentionally excluding me from those acts of kindness, generosity, and expressions of gratitude.

Part 3:
I instinctively denied the possibility that QA was the only part of the company that was intentionally left out of it’s generosity.  But then I remembered that it actually passed an order to force QA to advance their lunch break by one hour to keep our meals segregated from the other employees because of “complaints.”

But why…?  Why would they intentionally not want their employees to enjoy their gifts?  We were all in it together, right?  But then again, the QA department was the only one in the company where the employees were hired for a maximum of 1 year, and bound by contract to never be hired by the company again.  Told right from the beginning that after being trained, gaining real hands on experience, and providing a meaningful service to their projects, that they were going to be tossed out like garbage and never given a second thought.

And then I realized that the company didn’t see us as employees.  They didn’t even see us as people.  They saw us as property to be disposed of on a whim, to be used and discarded without a thanks of any kind during or after our term of employment.  That we were not meant to be seen, heard, or thought about.  That we were too far below the “real” employees to be given an equal shake at the ex gratis food celebrations.

We were just gears, being used until we broke.  And then replaced in the assembly line that was a corporate founded video games company.

And that was the moment I realized.  The ice cream I ate on that day was the most delicious ice cream I had eaten in my whole life.

Because I wasn’t suppose to eat it.  It wasn’t meant for me.  It’s existence was intentionally kept from me, yet I found it anyway.  I ate what was reserved for my betters.  It was like I’d had a chance to sample a king’s banquet table before he could, and he would never be the wiser.

That revelation was as delicious as the ice cream.

So there you go, you soulless corporate assholes.

I ate your.  Fucking.  Ice cream.

And there’s nothing you can do about it.

MWA-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!


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  • GaslightGaslight Registered User regular
    If this is supposed to be some sort of "Take that!" to the readership, all I can say is that "They don't talk about video games enough" is well down the list of The Trenches' shortcomings.

  • RatherDashing89RatherDashing89 Registered User regular
    edited July 2015
    This comic is so meta it should put on a mask and fight Kirby.

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  • BRASKYthatSOBBRASKYthatSOB Master (of Physics) AlaskaRegistered User regular
    I'm confuse.....

  • fortyforty Registered User regular
    I don't get it. Also, is his name Issac now?

  • GaslightGaslight Registered User regular
    edited July 2015
    forty wrote: »
    I don't get it. Also, is his name Issac now?

    Unless you're making a joke I don't get... his name has been Isaac since the very first comic, four years ago.

    Edit: Ah, you're talking about the weird spelling. I'd chalk that up to a simple typo.

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  • MattimusPrimeMattimusPrime Registered User regular
    Gaslight wrote: »
    If this is supposed to be some sort of "Take that!" to the readership, all I can say is that "They don't talk about video games enough" is well down the list of The Trenches' shortcomings.

    Trenches is such a mess, and I'm not sure if I can even blame Ty for it.

    The comic was bounced around constantly between writers and artists, and it shows -- the tone has been all over the place, and the characters quickly devolved into shallow archetypes (Isaac/Issac is an unpleasant asshole, Cora was nice but is now ????, who even knows what's going on with Q). If Ty had started it from the beginning, it's impossible to know if it would be good, but it would at least be consistent (I don't read Ty's regular comic, so I can't judge his writing skills when not saddled with the awkward baggage of other peoples' uneven writing).

    What really gets me, though, is the About page.

    It reads like the culmination of years of work between Mike, Jerry, and Scott... who haven't touched or talked about the comic in a very long time, except in unenthusiastic and obligatory news posts whenever they have to change artists. There are little blurbs about Ty and Monica at the bottom (Monica having given up drawing the comic for a long time now, to work on Harvey Beaks with C.H. Greenblatt), but you'd never know Ty was the WRITER and ARTIST of the whole comic now. Even the copyright on each page just says Mike, Jerry, and Scott, with no mention of Ty.

    It definitely feels like the red-headed stepchild of the PA family.

  • RedactedProfileRedactedProfile Burnaby, BCRegistered User regular
    edited July 2015
    What really gets me, though, is the About page.
    I think your page is cached in your browser, as I've seen Ty's little profile sitting there for a while now with no mention of Monica

    EDIT nvm her blurb is still there but Monica's name is missing as a header LOL
    It definitely feels like the red-headed stepchild of the PA family.
    I really couldn't agree with this statement more.

    So then you come for the Trenches stories right? Even.. even they are just getting terrible, and a lot of them are super samey :\

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  • fortyforty Registered User regular
    Gaslight wrote: »
    forty wrote: »
    I don't get it. Also, is his name Issac now?

    Unless you're making a joke I don't get... his name has been Isaac since the very first comic, four years ago.

    Edit: Ah, you're talking about the weird spelling. I'd chalk that up to a simple typo.
    I'm being a shit about the spelling, but it just makes the mess that the comic has become stand out even more.

  • Finnish_LineFinnish_Line Registered User regular
    These characters sure like to say stuff and then explain what they mean by that.

  • Morgan BlackpowderMorgan Blackpowder Registered User regular
    Ever since the characters moved into "EA" they've done nothing but go downhill.. Just like the real EA.. Art imitating life?

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