life's a game that you're bound to lose / like using a hammer to pound in screws
fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
tomorrow is gonna be kind of odd. rather than (or rather, in addition to) having a big party on launch day they've organized us (several 10s of thousands of) FTEs at microsoft to go do volunteer work tomorrow. I'm gonna be clearing blackberries at Magnusson park.
lolwut
I'd tell them to pound sand.
sand pounding seems worse than blackberry clearing. At least there is the possibility of berries...
Boxing practice generally results in a p great physique.
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If I could just halve my procrastination threshold (as measured by amount of work / time till it is due) and extend out my ability / gains from working under pressure to the edge, I would be unstoppable.
tomorrow is gonna be kind of odd. rather than (or rather, in addition to) having a big party on launch day they've organized us (several 10s of thousands of) FTEs at microsoft to go do volunteer work tomorrow. I'm gonna be clearing blackberries at Magnusson park.
lolwut
I'd tell them to pound sand.
my company does a volunteer thing every year where you go join up with coworkers (or I guess you could do your own idk) and do volunteer stuff and still get paid
it's pretty sweet
one year I made dinner for families with sick kids at a hospital ward thing
tomorrow is gonna be kind of odd. rather than (or rather, in addition to) having a big party on launch day they've organized us (several 10s of thousands of) FTEs at microsoft to go do volunteer work tomorrow. I'm gonna be clearing blackberries at Magnusson park.
lolwut
I'd tell them to pound sand.
my company does a volunteer thing every year where you go join up with coworkers (or I guess you could do your own idk) and do volunteer stuff and still get paid
it's pretty sweet
one year I made dinner for families with sick kids at a hospital ward thing
another year I walked dogs at the pound
we're doing a volunteer thing this year. I signed up to be the lead for our office cuz I was like, yeah I love volunteering this is great!
get the info later and they're like, make sure you organize something outside business hours and no we aren't paying anyone
oh
ok
so how is the company supporting this again?
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fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
Credo sum
I got a little excited when I saw your ship.
Boxing practice generally results in a p great physique.
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Shadows of Mordor.
It's what I would be playing right now if I didn't spend the last couple weeks grinding an MMO character for a job.
Pokemon is a popular video game made by Game Freak and Nintendo.
I got a little excited when I saw your ship.
What a coincidence!
I used to be a pokemon!
my company does a volunteer thing every year where you go join up with coworkers (or I guess you could do your own idk) and do volunteer stuff and still get paid
it's pretty sweet
one year I made dinner for families with sick kids at a hospital ward thing
another year I walked dogs at the pound
Who?
The Pokemon love is real.
hahahaha
i've played it. it's okay
i might pick it back up
no pensi no interest i respect that
we're doing a volunteer thing this year. I signed up to be the lead for our office cuz I was like, yeah I love volunteering this is great!
get the info later and they're like, make sure you organize something outside business hours and no we aren't paying anyone
oh
ok
so how is the company supporting this again?
I think I am even more excited than i was last night for tacos.
that's madness.
but i guess that's also how you get really good at ripping off peoples arms too.
The rest of the tattoo will be done on August 23rd.
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carl I heard our employees want to feel like they're giving back to their communities, like they're making a difference
that's bullshit our employees are idiots james
yes I know but we should do something like that so they'll stay and continue to make us rich
ha ha capital idea -- make them go volunteer this weekend
*puffs cigar*
I got a little excited when I saw your ship.
it's kinda funny when that nature spills into a field that they're not renowned for.
pho sho'
Ronda Rousey vs Machamp -- matchup of the century
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I don't know. But I'm gonna say better because tattoo highs are safer, less addictive, and don't leave you crashed out when they wear off.
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Cradle the balls, stroke the shaft, work the pipe, swallow the gravy.
Okay but what about meth