All-Inclusive Luxury [chat] Massagery and Spa

Hakkekage

Pamper me

Hakkekage

the problem is I'm already hunting for Umaru gifs at the end of the previous thread so now I got this goddamn gif on my hands and what am I supposed to do NOW

Delmain

I could go for a massage

TTODewback

Hockey Guy got that hair trigger on the [Chat] pistol.

Hakkekage

Delmain wrote: »

I could go for a massage

my lats and my delts right now are so sore

Shazkar Shadowstorm

So, lots of web ads are now the domain of mobile browsers. A shitload of traffic comes through there.

This is in part because Safari is far and away the most used mobile browser, and there are no browser extensions so everyone gets the ads unless they jailbreak, which almost nobody does.

IOS 9 has extensions support, and ad blockers are already in active development for the launch. And this is scaring the shit out of all sorts of businesses, from Google to Facebook to all stops down the chain.

There might be some fallout from this.

yeeeeep x_x

and re: mcdonalds and it failing hard - i posted this at 5am:
http://www.theverge.com/2015/9/1/9241567/mcdonalds-all-day-breakfast-capitalist-scum

bowen

I need to do laundry but don't really want to do laundry.

Rather, I don't want to fold and put away laundry

emnmnme

Delmain

@Casual

Shivahn

emnmnme wrote: »

How could you not @Casual

Hakkekage

in this [chat] we will not stress

it's all about chillaxin

take a load off, dudes

breathe easy

whatever you do, don't stress

I SAID DON'T STRESS MOTHERFUCKERS

spacekungfuman

I just don't believe McDonalds or BK serve any real food. Even if I did a blind taste test and found I like a McDonald's burger better than five guys or shake shack and that the McDonald's burger was actually lower in fat, sugar, etc. than the other burgers, I still would not buy them.

Hakkekage

cause casual has seen that video like a bajillionty times

Shivahn

Hakkekage wrote: »

cause casual has seen that video like a bajillionty times

Well he needs to see it again

emnmnme

Shivahn wrote: »

Hakkekage wrote: »

cause casual has seen that video like a bajillionty times

Well he needs to see it again

Part of his daily dose.

Hakkekage

ahhhhh i love dis @desc @neco

syndalis

This is, in fact, a [chat] thread.

I could use a me day.

TL DR

Hm I wonder what would be involved in making my own pre-workout formula

oh hello 50 open tabs

Quid

https://www.lushusa.com/Lush-Spa/lush-spa-2014,en_US,pg.html

There you go hakks pls spend your money there kthx

Solomaxwell6

Trying to take a build originally designed for linux and converting it over to windows is the worst.

Right now it's trying to look for *.dll.a files.

programjunkie

I like the fact that Facebook patented racist loans. See, the patent office doesn't pay attention to prior art in any field, not just software patents.

spacekungfuman

Facebook is the worst.

syndalis

programjunkie wrote: »

I like the fact that Facebook patented racist loans. See, the patent office doesn't pay attention to prior art in any field, not just software patents.

Didn't think of it that way, but yeah. That is totally what is happening here.

Gooey

rocked that investor call, fk yeah

time to reward myself for my good performance with a 5 day weekend get dunked

DemonStacey

A part of me really wants to just go home and play MGS5 all night.

But it's supposed to be an MMA day.

Grrrrr what do?

Hakkekage

spacekungfuman wrote: »

Facebook is the worst.

fuck jesse eisenberg

bowen

syndalis wrote: »

programjunkie wrote: »

I like the fact that Facebook patented racist loans. See, the patent office doesn't pay attention to prior art in any field, not just software patents.

Didn't think of it that way, but yeah. That is totally what is happening here.

I really can't wait for this to spectacularly blow up in their greedy face.

spacekungfuman

Gooey wrote: »

rocked that investor call, fk yeah

time to reward myself for my good performance with a 5 day weekend get dunked

Gooey - drive up here and take a job at an awesome place and get paid and drive camaros to the Apple Store every day. That is a good plan for this long weekend.

spacekungfuman

Hakkekage wrote: »

spacekungfuman wrote: »

Facebook is the worst.

fuck jesse eisenberg

He'll never be Michael Cera no matter how hard he tries. I'm pretty sure that fact haunts him.

syndalis

Facebook really is the worst. It really truly is.

Like, of all the tech megacorps they are by far the most invasive and evil. Alphabet/Google behind them by a good clip.

You are their product. And now facebook is leveraging that product in ways that doesn't just market you to advertisers, they are going to do so in ways that directly impact your life, based upon the people you choose to associate with.

I keep seeing them pull shady shit like this, I keep thinking this is the point people realize having easy to use events and access to baby photos isn't worth the personal cost... and people keep using it.

Atomika

@bowen

Typically, the assaults and murders happen because the almost-always-male partner either didn't know about the MTF partner's trans status, or didn't want others to know, or were some other way shamed by it.


The case in NYC a couple of years ago involved a guy with some friends who catcalled a trans girl not knowing she was trans but his friends did, and then they all made fun of him for being attracted to her. So he went and killed her.

Regina Fong

For those of you who went to bed at a decent hour last night and missed it:

TTODewback

The music video for Just Another Girl by The Killers is pretty much perfect.

Solomaxwell6

Jesse Eisenberg and Michael Cera don't really have much in common.

Mazzyx

7.5 days left at this contract. Ugh. I need to finish these stupid documents. Then start setting up for my transition out.

I am so checked out already.

Oh I guess try to build that report in access which I don't even know how to build. And none of the data tables are designed for it.

Delmain

spacekungfuman wrote: »

Hakkekage wrote: »

spacekungfuman wrote: »

Facebook is the worst.

fuck jesse eisenberg

He'll never be Michael Cera no matter how hard he tries. I'm pretty sure that fact haunts him.

spacekungfuman

Solomaxwell6 wrote: »

Jesse Eisenberg and Michael Cera don't really have much in common.

In the same way that a Prada bag and a Praada bag that look identical don't have much in common.

Delmain

Regina Fong wrote: »

For those of you who went to bed at a decent hour last night and missed it:

Can still only hear Weird Al

bowen

Atomika wrote: »

@bowen

Typically, the assaults and murders happen because the almost-always-male partner either didn't know about the MTF partner's trans status, or didn't want others to know, or were some other way shamed by it.


The case in NYC a couple of years ago involved a guy with some friends who catcalled a trans girl not knowing she was trans but his friends did, and then they all made fun of him for being attracted to her. So he went and killed her.

Ah I see now.

Is there a push to disclose status more openly and earlier or is it still a damned-if-you-do-and-damned-if-you-don't kind of situation?

matt has a problem

syndalis wrote: »

Facebook really is the worst. It really truly is.

Like, of all the tech megacorps they are by far the most invasive and evil. Alphabet/Google behind them by a good clip.

You are their product. And now facebook is leveraging that product in ways that doesn't just market you to advertisers, they are going to do so in ways that directly impact your life, based upon the people you choose to associate with.

I keep seeing them pull shady shit like this, I keep thinking this is the point people realize having easy to use events and access to baby photos isn't worth the personal cost... and people keep using it.

They've never really hidden the fact they're just a data mine. At least, not since they stopped requiring a .edu email to sign up. None of the EULAs left any doubt what the purpose of a person being on the service was. That people don't read EULAs, or have all but given up on the desire for personal privacy that early internet users had is more a result of how widespread and easy it is to get online now. The data Facebook is after is the same data every company in history has been after. They just figured out how to make people give it to them eagerly.

Neco

bowen wrote: »

Atomika wrote: »

bowen

Typically, the assaults and murders happen because the almost-always-male partner either didn't know about the MTF partner's trans status, or didn't want others to know, or were some other way shamed by it.


The case in NYC a couple of years ago involved a guy with some friends who catcalled a trans girl not knowing she was trans but his friends did, and then they all made fun of him for being attracted to her. So he went and killed her.

Ah I see now.

Is there a push to disclose status more openly and earlier or is it still a damned-if-you-do-and-damned-if-you-don't kind of situation?

The latter.

Edit: forgot to remove @ sorry