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    metaghostmetaghost An intriguing odor A delicate touchRegistered User regular
    What the fuck is "flip it or rip it"?

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    NullzoneNullzone Registered User regular
    I went 0-3 in a draft!

    I only won a single game (in the 0-2 match)!

    I should never spend a dime of money on this stupid fucking game!

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    TaramoorTaramoor Storyteller Registered User regular
    metaghost wrote: »
    What the fuck is "flip it or rip it"?

    Sorrow.

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    APODionysusAPODionysus Registered User regular
    Pinfeldorf wrote: »
    PSA: don't play Flip it or Rip It in BFZ.

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    What. The. Actual. Fuck.

    Who does that.

    Why.

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    DaebunzDaebunz Registered User regular
    edited October 2015
    flip it or rip it is one of those things that is so infuriatingly stupid to me mostly out of how pointless it is

    like, why

    if you want something fun to do with prize on the spot do pack wars or something

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    SixshotStrikerSixshotStriker Registered User regular
    metaghost wrote: »
    What the fuck is "flip it or rip it"?

    As I understand it you take a pack, shuffle it face down, then alternate flipping over a card and ripping a card. I think the quote with that picture was something like "flip it or rip it is a terrible, terrible, terrible game that should never be played."

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    Tommy2HandsTommy2Hands what is this where am i Registered User regular
    One guy did it with older packs at a GP in order to advertise his blog

    The idea is that he offers to split a pack with a random person, free of cost to said person. They each take turns picking cards from a shuffled, face down pack.

    The only catch is that if the rando picks the rare, they will get to keep the pack.

    Of course, the cards that the pack provider picks are all ripped without looking at them. He does not inform the other person of this before they start picking cards.

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    Tommy2HandsTommy2Hands what is this where am i Registered User regular
    edited October 2015
    It seems straight up dumb if you're thinking of it in terms of playing the game by yourself but I can see why that one blogger guy did it how he did.

    How much is a ripped godless shrine worth anyway. I could use one of those on the cheap.

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    KelorKelor Registered User regular
    Whippy wrote: »
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    A fatpack is 3 drafts!

    Well this is untrue.

    At least as I far as I know, stores don't let you bring your own product. Sure if you have a bunch of friends who have their own product, then you can draft.

    But a fat pack does not really let you draft as is.

    general policy is you can bring your own product, but you give it to the store and they give you new packs

    I have never in my life been to a draft where I could use my own product

    It used to be more common than it has become.

    Drafts in Australia cost $20, so there used to be plenty of people who would bring their own packs for entry.
    Cube is too subjective for me. The last time I played it was at a Denny's right after my first draft. The other players were all for the most part judges and I had no idea how most of the cards worked at the time.

    At one point I passed a show and tell and a mox diamond for a gadog tegg because I liked the art

    Cube is rough to start out, particularly if you haven't played for an extended period of time so that you can recognise synergies or interactions with cards on the fly.

    I honestly haven't done a proper Cube draft in a year or so, we almost always just do Sealed these days since it's not always easy to get 8 people together.


    Plus sealed is really fun. And Solomon drafting is great fun if you only have two people, but requires a lot more knowledge of cards so you can split accurately/smartly and quickly.

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    KelorKelor Registered User regular
    I still need to pick up the flip Liliana, Jace and Nissa for my Cube, but $$$. New Gideon too.

    I've been playing around/adding support for some of the colours in my Cube and it's made it a lot more open, particularly Boros tokens (which I've played both times we've done it recently) and blue artifact/devotion.

    Ironically despite putting together a sweet Boros token deck it doesn't matter what sort of nut draw I hit it ain't beating the following deck one of the other guys put together.

    Turn 1: Island, Mox Diamond, Bitterblossom.
    Turn 2: Island, Skullclamp
    Turn 3: Swamp, Thopter Spy Network.

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    TryCatcherTryCatcher Registered User regular
    On stories, at least sometimes they try with Chandra. The Kheral Keep story was actually decent.

    Jace is a walking self-insert though. Like a Bella Swan for nerds. So it makes sense that he's as underdeveloped as possible, besides delivering the sick burns that the writers put for him.

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    SniperGuySniperGuy SniperGuyGaming Registered User regular
    TryCatcher wrote: »
    On stories, at least sometimes they try with Chandra. The Kheral Keep story was actually decent.

    Jace is a walking self-insert though. Like a Bella Swan for nerds. So it makes sense that he's as underdeveloped as possible, besides delivering the sick burns that the writers put for him.

    His Memento story with the Sphinx was kinda neat. Not you know, good, but neat.

    I need to get more fetch lands before they all go up a zillion dollars.

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    IlpalaIlpala Just this guy, y'know TexasRegistered User regular
    Yea like. Pack-busting method of choice for me when not interested in drafts (and able to find someone who won't give me shit over it) is pack poker. Open pack, remove land, shuffle face-down. Each player draws for their turn starting with 0 cards. Infinite mana, X can be 3 or less, activated abilities can be used up to 3 times in a turn.

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    KalTorakKalTorak One way or another, they all end up in the Undercity.Registered User regular
    TryCatcher wrote: »
    On stories, at least sometimes they try with Chandra. The Kheral Keep story was actually decent.

    Jace is a walking self-insert though. Like a Bella Swan for nerds. So it makes sense that he's as underdeveloped as possible, besides delivering the sick burns that the writers put for him.

    It doesn't help that counterspells are the designated zone for "sick burn" flavor text, and Jace is the only blue walker they've had for like... ever. They really need to shift to a different mono-blue walker for a bit just for variety, as well as the ability to develop an actual character.

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    astrobstrdastrobstrd So full of mercy... Registered User regular
    I really wish Wizards would print a silver-bordered or over/under-size self-contained cube. I would love to Cube on the reg., but god damn, does keeping $$$ in cards on me when I'm broke just seem dumb. Does the reserve list cover non-legal cards? Could they print a silver-bordered Ancestral or one stamped with "not legal for sanctioned play"?

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    IlpalaIlpala Just this guy, y'know TexasRegistered User regular
    edited October 2015
    Jace is a poor man's Teferi. In the arena of sick burns.

    Ilpala on
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    KalTorakKalTorak One way or another, they all end up in the Undercity.Registered User regular
    It's pretty unlikely that WotC will print a self-contained cube product (Conspiracy has some similarities), because part of the purpose of a cube is to be able to play limited without buying sealed product. It doesn't make a lot of business sense to undercut casual limited play by printing an official cube that people buy once, even if those cards weren't tournament legal.

    In a pinch you can always make a proxy or part-proxy cube - mine is mostly genuine and I like picking up real cards for it when possible, but I've got proxied ABUR duels and a few overpriced singles (Clique, Goblin Guide) because they make the cube run smoothly. There are a ton of powered cubes out there, and I imagine very few of them contain real power cards.

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    RadiusRadius Registered User regular
    Ilpala wrote: »
    Jace is a poor man's Teferi. In the arena of sick burns.

    If you want sick burns by a blue mage, the only real option is Ertai.

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    The BetgirlThe Betgirl I'm Molly! Registered User regular
    blue mages are nerds who should be stuffed in lockers

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    KalTorakKalTorak One way or another, they all end up in the Undercity.Registered User regular
    Radius wrote: »
    Ilpala wrote: »
    Jace is a poor man's Teferi. In the arena of sick burns.

    If you want sick burns by a blue mage, the only real option is Ertai.

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    oh shit look at those arms, ERTAI IS ULAMOG

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    NullzoneNullzone Registered User regular
    edited October 2015
    New sealed procedure at competitive events: players now open and verify the contents of their own pool (with the opposite player as a witness), then register the pool of the opposite player, then receive their original pool and build their deck from those cards. No more feel bads for opening the money pool and having to pass it.

    Nullzone on
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    KwoaruKwoaru Confident Smirk Flawless Golden PecsRegistered User regular
    Nullzone wrote: »
    New sealed procedure at competitive events: players now open and verify the contents of their own pool, then register the pool of the player sitting opposite them, then receive their original pool and build their deck from those cards. No more feel bads for opening the money pool and having to pass it.

    Oh thank goodness this is way better

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    Tommy2HandsTommy2Hands what is this where am i Registered User regular
    Wait that's not for drafting is it

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    AssuranAssuran Is swinging on the Spiral Registered User regular
    This is for sealed deck.

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    Tommy2HandsTommy2Hands what is this where am i Registered User regular
    edited October 2015
    Okay that makes much more sense. I forgot that was a format for events besides prerelease. Thank you

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    E.CoyoteE.Coyote Registered User regular
    Massdrop has loose boosters of bfz up in lots of nine. It makes me wonder how easy it would be to weigh out packs for the foils.

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    The BetgirlThe Betgirl I'm Molly! Registered User regular
    For what it's worth, stuff i've gotten from Massdrop has always been good even if they're a little slow to ship.

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    KilroyKilroy timaeusTestified Registered User regular
    blue mages are nerds who should be stuffed in lockers

    says the scapeshift player...

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    The BetgirlThe Betgirl I'm Molly! Registered User regular
    in my defense cryptic command is the most fun card i've ever cast

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    I needed anime to post.I needed anime to post. boom Registered User regular
    i mean let's face it, every counterspell flavour text should be stuffed in a locker

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    I needed anime to post.I needed anime to post. boom Registered User regular
    "myee heeh heeh, i COUNTERED your spell, i hope you weren't RELYING on that myee hee hee"

    no i wasn't you dumbfuck i know you're playing countermagic and i sequenced accordingly, here's sarkhan now

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    KilroyKilroy timaeusTestified Registered User regular
    i mean let's face it, every counterspell flavour text should be stuffed in a locker
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    The BetgirlThe Betgirl I'm Molly! Registered User regular
    edited October 2015
    in my defense cryptic command is the most fun card i've ever cast

    like. do you know how many tron players i've made really sad by tapping down their team after they land emrakul and take their extra turn? do you know how many tears it's caused??

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    I needed anime to post.I needed anime to post. boom Registered User regular
    how much do you prize being in a locker

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    KalTorakKalTorak One way or another, they all end up in the Undercity.Registered User regular
    this is why Dragonlord Dromoka is the best lady ever

    especially now that Downfall is out. Control decks aren't running much removal that can take her down, so she gets you more than half a turn of no-countering.

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    KilroyKilroy timaeusTestified Registered User regular
    "myee heeh heeh, i COUNTERED your spell, i hope you weren't RELYING on that myee hee hee"

    no i wasn't you dumbfuck i know you're playing countermagic and i sequenced accordingly, here's sarkhan now

    how do you feel about pyroblast

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    I needed anime to post.I needed anime to post. boom Registered User regular
    edited October 2015
    Kilroy wrote: »
    "myee heeh heeh, i COUNTERED your spell, i hope you weren't RELYING on that myee hee hee"

    no i wasn't you dumbfuck i know you're playing countermagic and i sequenced accordingly, here's sarkhan now

    how do you feel about pyroblast

    i don't play in bad formats


    e: also it's one of those situations where they forever lost a name to a card it shouldn't be on

    I needed anime to post. on
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    IlpalaIlpala Just this guy, y'know TexasRegistered User regular
    Oh man, the Dragon's Mouth is such a shit title.

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    KilroyKilroy timaeusTestified Registered User regular
    speaking of bad formats, I can't wait until magic streamers go back to playing something other than legacy cube

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    Tommy2HandsTommy2Hands what is this where am i Registered User regular
    Ilpala wrote: »
    Oh man, the Dragon's Mouth is such a shit title.

    Better than the Dragon's Dick

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