Podlyyou unzipped me! it's all coming back! i don't like it!Registered Userregular
my mom has both grapefruit spoons and a special grapefruit knife
i should steal them and then have a breakfast of halved grapefruit, soft boiled eggs, fresh squeezed OJ, iberico ham, and freshly brewed stump town coffee
i will reverse engineer my way to being absurdly wealthy
I almost rushed a fraternity back in Uni. Then I saw how much $$ they wanted for membership and I figured I wasn't that hard up for friends that I'd resort to paying $texas just to have some more.
So I joined Ski and Snowboard club instead. Buncha slackers, freaks, and stoners. Good times.
Our dues were pretty cheap. Our Alumni Donations were strong.
Yep. Dues minus free booze, free food, cheap rent, and all kinds of random free activities? It was a steal.
deebs i will end you like a Volcano Quesarito™ only available at your local Taco Bell®. Buy the Volcano Quesarito Big Box™ now for your chance to win a limited edition gold PS4
You don't want to step into the thunder dome. I will dunk you like a store brand oreo.
Breaks in your hand and rolls under the table and you hit your head trying to dive down and get it before the 5 second rule is up
It takes you 7 seconds but you cheat and count really slow so it only looks like 5.
Bless your heart.
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I almost rushed a fraternity back in Uni. Then I saw how much $$ they wanted for membership and I figured I wasn't that hard up for friends that I'd resort to paying $texas just to have some more.
So I joined Ski and Snowboard club instead. Buncha slackers, freaks, and stoners. Good times.
Our dues were pretty cheap. Our Alumni Donations were strong.
During the First Punic War, Rome was going to launch one of its first naval engagements. The sacred chickens wouldn't eat, a bad omen.
The commander got mad and had them thrown overboard. "If they're not hungry, maybe they're thirsty."
He proceeded to lose the battle.
...Do you know how important rams / boarding actions were in antiquity naval combat?
All of the simulations I've played have heavily implied that it was almost exclusively the thing ships used against other ships at the time. Which seems kind of odd, given that we know Rome had at least some rudimentary artillery (ballistae).
ChanusHarbinger of the Spicy Rooster ApocalypseThe Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered Userregular
a friend of mine was sentenced to weekend time for a petty offense and had a dream of showing up to jail with one pocket full of tiny shrimp and the other one full of grape jelly
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i should steal them and then have a breakfast of halved grapefruit, soft boiled eggs, fresh squeezed OJ, iberico ham, and freshly brewed stump town coffee
i will reverse engineer my way to being absurdly wealthy
that's the ticket
Yep. Dues minus free booze, free food, cheap rent, and all kinds of random free activities? It was a steal.
For funsies or do you have a prescription and currently wear contacts?
gooey pls dont eat our troops
PSN/XBL: Zampanov -- Steam: Zampanov
Breaks in your hand and rolls under the table and you hit your head trying to dive down and get it before the 5 second rule is up
It takes you 7 seconds but you cheat and count really slow so it only looks like 5.
I am as much a botanist as you are a bowen.
guys i think gooby is forming a cannibal army
EAT THE SOLDIERS
DIP THEM IN RUNNY EGG YOLK AND EAT THEM
You're practically right.
It comes out the same orifice.
Dat Cloaca.
Seems rude after DUE self banned.
SHUTUP KHORNE YOU'RE DRUNK
PSN/XBL: Zampanov -- Steam: Zampanov
the best kind of right!
During the First Punic War, Rome was going to launch one of its first naval engagements. The sacred chickens wouldn't eat, a bad omen.
The commander got mad and had them thrown overboard. "If they're not hungry, maybe they're thirsty."
He proceeded to lose the battle.
It's pretty gross if you think about it too hard, tbh. But eggs are delicious, so...
later lovers
He discounted his chickens before they snacked
Sorry, it's late
Some (Most?) birds mate by touching their cloacae together.
The cloaca kiss, they call it.
Some birds have a penis, though (ducks).
in 2005 the daily telegraph reported the invention of the knife
Cutting bread into soldiers
No, this is a horrifying laser ray that cuts bread into human shape and gives it tortured life
In 2014 the Daily Telegraph downplayed unethical financial behaviour at the HSBC bank
Completely coincidentally, HSBC was one of the Telegraph's larger advertisers.
HARRIERS FOR THE YOLK CUP!
maybe i'm streaming terrible dj right now if i am its here
I need to start actually planning on eating lunch =/
not even in the face of armageddon
maybe i'm streaming terrible dj right now if i am its here
you don't pocket shrimp?
I saw a chain comment the other day that had "if you post this in one place your mom will tell you she loves you" and I was like
damn
now I'm depressed
Crustaceans are disgusting
Except for pocket shrimp I guess
...Do you know how important rams / boarding actions were in antiquity naval combat?
All of the simulations I've played have heavily implied that it was almost exclusively the thing ships used against other ships at the time. Which seems kind of odd, given that we know Rome had at least some rudimentary artillery (ballistae).
I can feel the frustration coming through the screen.
ilu shive
vichyssoise fork
he wussed out though