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haha so Big Brothers Big Sisters called my Project Manager (one of my listed references) and asked him a bunch of stuff. he told me one of the questions was along the lines of "how does he handle authority"
told me he lied through his teeth for me since he likes me and wants me to get the gig. lol.
you're doing big brothers big sisters in addition to dadding for your school of mini sharks?
yeah. they do couples mentoring now so wife and I are hoping to joint mentor a kid. we both have had stuff on our background check come up so fingers crossed we actually make it through the whole process.
"stuff on our background checks come up"= they found out about all the people we've eaten
you can't discriminate against a shark for that unless you want a hell of a lawsuit on your hands
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based on beta no.
but they arent showing off much in it.
need to wait for release to see.
Battle of Hoth looks amazing but gameplay wise it is a terrible choice because oh god being a Rebel sucks unless you're team is awesome
Don't worry; a month past release things will radically flip the other way and all you will hear about is how unfair Ion Grenades and Snowspeeders are.
Uhh, Shark has there been a woman you have slept with you haven't gotten pregnant?
Are you like the modern day Genghis Khan?
All of the world will have some shark in them?
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I was just trying to make a humorous joke about Shark's extensive family being akin to the popular Stark family protagonists in worldwide sensation Game of Thrones
life's a game that you're bound to lose / like using a hammer to pound in screws
fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
Uhh, Shark has there been a woman you have slept with you haven't gotten pregnant?
Are you like the modern day Genghis Khan?
All of the world will have some shark in them?
yeah I've slept with 2 girls and knocked em both up
obviously being 15 I was p stupid but my virility is the stuff of legends
got wife unintentionally pregnant twice through different types of BC before we switched to the pull-out method + condoms
Ugh that is terrifying.
i take BC pills on the regular and I still announce with pride my state of non-pregnancy to beasto every month
period, you mostly suck, but i'm glad to see you
pls stop ruining my underwear
thz, Hakks
My ex did this
CONGRATS WE DID NOT MAKE A BABY
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amateurhourOne day I'll be professionalhourThe woods somewhere in TennesseeRegistered Userregular
I secretly wouldn't hate it if one day my wife changes her mind and ends up wanting childrens but if she doesn't I love her so I'll be cool with it and we've got dogs plus we'll have fuck you dollars without kids so I can spend them on getting kicked out of Chuck-E-Cheese since I don't have a kid with me and I'm in the ball pit WHY CAN'T I BE IN THE BALL PIT!?
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you can't discriminate against a shark for that unless you want a hell of a lawsuit on your hands
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I do have a bastard kind of? but it was not an affair besides GoT spoiler discussion
all you need to do is move to Canada and take your rightful place as King in the North
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I need to get a softer top pad for the bed.
Face Twit Rav Gram
we're going to do this huh are we is that is is that what we're doing ok if that's what you want
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Flannel sheets are your friend in my house.
Also fans are own a lot and windows opened.
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Conditions are similar to borg cubes.
Men are from the alpha quadrant, women are from the delta qaudrant
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Whoa
I did not expect that
....whoa
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Mrs. Deebs, Deebabby, and The Great Pumbaser
Don't worry; a month past release things will radically flip the other way and all you will hear about is how unfair Ion Grenades and Snowspeeders are.
I was 16 when my son was born (albeit he is not biologically mine, nor did I know his mother at that time).
Are you like the modern day Genghis Khan?
All of the world will have some shark in them?
i didn't expect it to be accurate
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yeah I've slept with 2 girls and knocked em both up
obviously being 15 I was p stupid but my virility is the stuff of legends
got wife unintentionally pregnant twice through different types of BC before we switched to the pull-out method + condoms
i know who the sole male survivor will be in my Fantasy Apocalypse draft team
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oh I didn't realize he was from before. he's gotta be almost college age by now right?
no they picked another pumpkin using PROBLEMATIC rhymes.
like as in the rhymes don't make sense, they're unintentionally racist, or the only thing that rhymes with pumpkin is blumpkin?
Ugh that is terrifying.
Face Twit Rav Gram
gramma dropped the eenie meanie uncensored remix
i take BC pills on the regular and I still announce with pride my state of non-pregnancy to beasto every month
period, you mostly suck, but i'm glad to see you
pls stop ruining my underwear
thz, Hakks
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split pea soup
now if only I wasn't also at work
fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
How did it play out with all the parents, when they found out?
My ex did this
CONGRATS WE DID NOT MAKE A BABY
and in her brief pause i thought to myself "oh god she's pregnant hoooow"
and then she said "i'm not pregnant"
and we were happy
NO FUCKING WAY!?
This cloud had to be directly over Spool's house while he was channeling the power of Texas black white magic