It'd be cool if someone made a video game about that idea
But they'd probably fuck it up by having a bunch of poorly conceived racial politics that distract from the core themes of modern mainstream Christianity vs the theology of Jesus Christ
Back in high school, I used to bike past my crush's house a lot, but if she ever saw me I would pretend very hard that it was just happenstance and then never go near that block again that night. I dunno, teenage crushes are weird.
There's also the time you can see Warren staring through your window and if you see him he ducks away.
Oh god.
I've been Warren to the pizza delivery guy!
Although technically I was staring through my own window.
My living room window looks directly out at the outside stairs. Meaning that if anyone is coming up to my apartment, I'll see them before they ring my doorbell.
I always wonder if I should get up to answer before they ring. If that would be creepy or something.
Has started a successful relationship with a food delivery person
It must have worked at least once
You shouldn't try because the odds of succeeding are tiny compared to the odds of creeping the deliveryperson out
however
Consider the number of food deliveries there are in a given day, then consider the subset of those deliveries where the deliveree dares ask the deliveryperson out, and then consider the subset where the deliveryperson says yes, and then the one where that relationship turns out to be successful
let's run the numbers and oh god everyone is having sex with delivery people at all times how is this possible
Has started a successful relationship with a food delivery person
It must have worked at least once
You shouldn't try because the odds of succeeding are tiny compared to the odds of creeping the deliveryperson out
however
Consider the number of food deliveries there are in a given day, then consider the subset of those deliveries where the deliveree dares ask the deliveryperson out, and then consider the subset where the deliveryperson says yes, and then the one where that relationship turns out to be successful
let's run the numbers and oh god everyone is having sex with delivery people at all times how is this possible
I want you to know that hearing this in your voice in my head sent me into a cackling fit
There's also the time you can see Warren staring through your window and if you see him he ducks away.
Oh god.
I've been Warren to the pizza delivery guy!
Although technically I was staring through my own window.
My living room window looks directly out at the outside stairs. Meaning that if anyone is coming up to my apartment, I'll see them before they ring my doorbell.
I always wonder if I should get up to answer before they ring. If that would be creepy or something.
I run into the virtual equivalent of this a lot where I'm doing remote tech support for someone and we're talking over messenger and since I can see their screen I can read what they're typing. Occasionally without even intending to, I'll send a reply before they've technically sent the message
Has started a successful relationship with a food delivery person
It must have worked at least once
there was a really cute pizza delivery girl in my old town but I could never muster the self-confidence to flirt with her as she handed me the large pizza that I intended to eat entirely by myself
Has started a successful relationship with a food delivery person
It must have worked at least once
there was a really cute pizza delivery girl in my old town but I could never muster the self-confidence to flirt with her as she handed me the large pizza that I intended to eat entirely by myself
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it has also largely become a servant of the culture wars, to the detriment of the gospel message
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But they'd probably fuck it up by having a bunch of poorly conceived racial politics that distract from the core themes of modern mainstream Christianity vs the theology of Jesus Christ
Anyway how bout that bioshick infinite
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She has threatened to dump me if I let warren kiss max
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For sure
Upon replay, its specifically this exchange that makes me super uncomfortable:
M: You've got good style warren. Someday the right lady will see that.
W: Yeah if I'm lucky!
And then continual pursuit
She already let you down dude
I've definitely been.
Oh to be clear
Yes I've absolutely done this
As an adult its creepy and likely would not be as a teenager
But I'm an adult so that's the perception I bring to the situation
"someday you'll find a girl" line should absolutely be a cutoff, even for a teenager
yeah ok
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AGH
Oh god.
I've been Warren to the pizza delivery guy!
Although technically I was staring through my own window.
Has started a successful relationship with a food delivery person
It must have worked at least once
My living room window looks directly out at the outside stairs. Meaning that if anyone is coming up to my apartment, I'll see them before they ring my doorbell.
I always wonder if I should get up to answer before they ring. If that would be creepy or something.
You shouldn't try because the odds of succeeding are tiny compared to the odds of creeping the deliveryperson out
however
Consider the number of food deliveries there are in a given day, then consider the subset of those deliveries where the deliveree dares ask the deliveryperson out, and then consider the subset where the deliveryperson says yes, and then the one where that relationship turns out to be successful
let's run the numbers and oh god everyone is having sex with delivery people at all times how is this possible
I want you to know that hearing this in your voice in my head sent me into a cackling fit
I run into the virtual equivalent of this a lot where I'm doing remote tech support for someone and we're talking over messenger and since I can see their screen I can read what they're typing. Occasionally without even intending to, I'll send a reply before they've technically sent the message
edit: the pouring in of 4.20 donations is so dumb but it makes me giggle
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there was a really cute pizza delivery girl in my old town but I could never muster the self-confidence to flirt with her as she handed me the large pizza that I intended to eat entirely by myself
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shows you're not afraid of commitment imo
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You've destroyed Warren. I'm tellin'
Also good lord when I tried to type "space" up there my phone suggested a slur that I've never typed. What the hell is wrong with you SwiftKey?
There are smaller pizzas?