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Penny Arcade - Comic - Acquisitors, Part One

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edited October 2015 in The Penny Arcade Hub

imagePenny Arcade - Comic - Acquisitors, Part One

Videogaming-related online strip by Mike Krahulik and Jerry Holkins. Includes news and commentary.

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    RottonappleRottonapple Registered User regular
    edited October 2015
    The "Down Underdark"? I've heard they have some crazy animals with like TWO thumbs down there in the Down Underdark.

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    QuidQuid Definitely not a banana Registered User regular
    ACQUISITIONS INCORPORATED FUCK YEEEEAAAAAAAH!!!!

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    LittlestarsLittlestars Registered User regular
    edited October 2015
    The Down Underdark must be a terrifyingly horrific place. It isn't listed in the documented echelons of place you don't want to go. At least it wasn't shadow shadow bo badow, though I suspect it may be a parallel tier.

    Edit and harumph, in my enthusiasm I neglected to mention that I heartily look forward to the storyline to come. Art's as good as always but what I'm most intrigued by today is Jim's enviable magical ability to literally unsay things.

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    WordLustWordLust Fort Wayne, INRegistered User regular
    "I retract that yay." <--I have a feeling I'm going to be using this.

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    KalTorakKalTorak One way or another, they all end up in the Undercity.Registered User regular
    Rottonapple wrote: »
    The "Down Underdark"? I've heard they have some crazy animals with like TWO thumbs down there in the Down Underdark.

    Haha, don't be silly. "Two thumbs" indeed. That's just an amusing tourist's myth. Our wildlife are quite cute and affectionate. Why, just look at this rascally character:

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    G'day, mate!

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    Rhesus PositiveRhesus Positive GNU Terry Pratchett Registered User regular
    Moind flayah

    [Muffled sounds of gorilla violence]
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    PonyPony Registered User regular
    Rhesus Positive wrote: »
    Moind flayah

    Crikey

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    BobbleBobble Registered User regular
    That one doesn't have any thumbs at all!

    This zoo sucks.

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    SolventSolvent Econ-artist กรุงเทพมหานครRegistered User regular
    OMG. I love the Aquisitions Inc. strips. And Down Underdark? Omg omg. I am looking forward to this so much.

    Plus, I like the zoo...

    I don't know where he got the scorpions, or how he got them into my mattress.

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    Hahnsoo1Hahnsoo1 Make Ready. We Hunt.Registered User regular
    https://youtu.be/XfR9iY5y94s

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    WordLustWordLust Fort Wayne, INRegistered User regular
    Solvent wrote: »
    OMG. I love the Aquisitions Inc. strips. And Down Underdark? Omg omg. I am looking forward to this so much.

    Plus, I like the zoo...

    I like that your avatar is from Men In Hats.

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    RottonappleRottonapple Registered User regular
    Rhesus Positive wrote: »
    Moind flayah

    Aussie for EAAAHHHHRRRGG!

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    DoctorEarsDoctorEars Registered User regular
    Jesus. I hope you get better, Mike!

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    HumbabaHumbaba Registered User new member
    Best of luck with your vertigo, Mike. There are a lot of things that can cause that, and many of them are actually quite benign. I know from experience that it's scary as hell, though.

    Especially if you've been experiencing ringing in the ears, hearing loss, or "fullness" in one or both ears, you might be dealing with Meniere's disease, a pretty common condition that it seems few people know about. Just in case your doctor hasn't mentioned it, you might want to ask about that. I'd also be happy to talk to you about my experience.

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    RottonappleRottonapple Registered User regular
    Humbaba wrote: »
    Best of luck with your vertigo, Mike. There are a lot of things that can cause that, and many of them are actually quite benign. I know from experience that it's scary as hell, though.

    Especially if you've been experiencing ringing in the ears, hearing loss, or "fullness" in one or both ears, you might be dealing with Meniere's disease, a pretty common condition that it seems few people know about. Just in case your doctor hasn't mentioned it, you might want to ask about that. I'd also be happy to talk to you about my experience.

    I think we all know what Mikes real problem is
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    RatherDashing89RatherDashing89 Registered User regular
    Questing with a leveled party
    From an undead tomb all full of zombies
    Met a spider lady, she made me nervous
    She webbed me in and made me breakfast

    And she said,
    You've come to the Dark Down Under
    Where mushrooms glow and elves plunder
    Can you hear, can you hear the drums now?
    You better run, you better take cover.

    Ran in to a nasty Mind Flayer,
    I crapped my pants, so did my Player.
    I said, "Do you speak Common language?"
    He just smiled and gave me a cerebrum sandwich.

    And he said,
    I come from the Dark Down Under,
    Where blood flows and dwarves lumber
    Can you hear, can you hear the thunder?
    You better run, you're going to suffer.

    Dying in a beholder's death beam,
    With no spells, and low on HP.
    I said, "Are you trying to make me wearier?
    Because you think I'm inferior...

    And he said,
    You've come to the Dark Down Under!
    Where heroes die, are torn asunder.
    Can you hear, can you hear the drums now?
    You better run, you better take cover...

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