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    credeikicredeiki Registered User regular
    Hm yeah I told my 4 years younger sister that the name of one of her pillows was Lester the Molester, and then she was afraid of it and wouldn't use it any more.

    I don't recall any physical violence, although I really, really wanted to hit her. She does remember my hitting her once or twice, but I wanted it so much that I would think I'd remember if it had actually ever happened? Who knows. There was definitely a phase where I pinched her occasionally.

    Steam, LoL: credeiki
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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    Man its hard to talk about The Fat Jew having his book released online without @SyphonBlue getting all offended.

    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
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    DeebaserDeebaser on my way to work in a suit and a tie Ahhhh...come on fucking guyRegistered User regular
    Deebaser wrote: »
    @Deebaser that phone interview i had last week turned into an in person interview next week

    and one of those big bay area tech companies wants to interview me now too (tho ick SF, and housing is even worse there than here)

    i don't even want a new job i like my job what is going on

    Why are you even applying for jobs in SF. That place is awful.
    Im still waiting to hear back from that massive interview I had last week. Also, someone was asking about internal jobs and I found one in my group that would be a p big move upwards for me, so I applied for that shit.

    i'm not applying to jobs

    people reach out to me for jobs

    i haven't applied to any jobs in forever

    i didn't even really apply to my current job, i just sent my resume to a girl i met on a dating app

    huh? I get unsolicited offers, but never "Hey, do you want to relocate to another coast? It'll be great!" How'd they even find you for consideration?

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    Solomaxwell6Solomaxwell6 Registered User regular
    cptrugged wrote: »
    Quid wrote: »
    Wait people actually name their stuff?

    I thought that option was a joke. Like asking Windows to check for a solution.

    Makes it a lot easier to set up recognizable shares and troubleshoot network issues.

    Also it's super rad.

    Yeah mine is my apartment number and it makes it super easy to find and super easy to tell people. I don't want to have to remember which of the dozen "Belkin [numbers]" or "TP-Link [numbers]" it is.

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    TL DRTL DR Not at all confident in his reflexive opinions of thingsRegistered User regular
    edited November 2015
    -==-
    -=desc=-
    -=elite hacker Bandwidth Downthrottle presents you with ONE DEMERIT for the offense of =-
    -=SUBPAR OPSEC=-
    -==-

    TL DR on
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    descdesc Goretexing to death Registered User regular
    Aioua wrote: »
    desc wrote: »
    You guys are all nerds

    My computer is (desc's) Mac Pro

    My phone is (desc's) iPhone

    Etc.

    are we nerds

    or are you just boring

    maek u think

    *thinks about it*

    *throws your copy of Silmarillon in a bonfire*

    You're nerds

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    TehSlothTehSloth Hit Or Miss I Guess They Never Miss, HuhRegistered User regular
    Aioua wrote: »
    I also name my houses and cars.

    Computers get named after something that happens when I build them, usually.

    Are they all named "Forgot the 4-pin 12v to the motherboard"

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    HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    desc wrote: »
    Aioua wrote: »
    desc wrote: »
    You guys are all nerds

    My computer is (desc's) Mac Pro

    My phone is (desc's) iPhone

    Etc.

    are we nerds

    or are you just boring

    maek u think

    *thinks about it*

    *throws your copy of Silmarillon in a bonfire*

    You're nerds

    *shrieks in quenya*

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    credeikicredeiki Registered User regular
    Right yes I mean the One Cheese For Me is ricotta or mascarpone with lots of sugar as part of various desserts, the same way the one beer is Lambic. But neither of those quite count as I feel like they're edge cases of the substance in question.

    Steam, LoL: credeiki
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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    My dad named his car Elvira, I always figured it was because it had an over large front end.

    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
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    ArchArch Neat-o, mosquito! Registered User regular
    TL DR wrote: »
    desc wrote: »
    You guys are all nerds

    My computer is (desc's) Mac Pro

    My phone is (desc's) iPhone

    Etc.

    leaving your real first name all over the logs of any device whose wifi you connect to?

    yeah but who is really gonna mess with

    DR. DOOM'S Mac Pro

    DR. DOOM'S iPhone

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    descdesc Goretexing to death Registered User regular
    Cheese is good

    Beer is good

    Loud music is good

    My tastes are correct in these proclamations

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    ArchArch Neat-o, mosquito! Registered User regular
    desc wrote: »
    Cheese is good

    Beer is good

    Loud music is good

    My tastes are correct in these proclamations

    ~~~desc opface~~~

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    descdesc Goretexing to death Registered User regular
    TL DR wrote: »
    -==-
    -=desc=-
    -=elite hacker Bandwidth Downthrottle presents you with ONE DEMERIT for the offense of =-
    -=SUBPAR OPSEC=-
    -==-

    Avface

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    Donkey KongDonkey Kong Putting Nintendo out of business with AI nips Registered User regular
    My computer used to be named "The Emaciated Corpse of Steve Jobs". Then Steve Jobs died and it was in poor taste, so I went with "Steve Jobs PBUH". Then a muslim lady at work saw it on the network and got mad and an email went out, asking whoever had that machine to change it.

    Now it is called "Computer"

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    ShivahnShivahn Unaware of her barrel shifter privilege Western coastal temptressRegistered User, Moderator mod
    credeiki wrote: »
    Hm yeah I told my 4 years younger sister that the name of one of her pillows was Lester the Molester, and then she was afraid of it and wouldn't use it any more.

    I don't recall any physical violence, although I really, really wanted to hit her. She does remember my hitting her once or twice, but I wanted it so much that I would think I'd remember if it had actually ever happened? Who knows. There was definitely a phase where I pinched her occasionally.

    My brother and I actually did have some physical fighting, though I think he always initiated because I'm not an aggressive person

    ...if I recall correctly, though, I had far better combat abilities so we had some "fights" that were super comedic of the Lucy pulling the football variety, because he would run at me and I would just sidestep

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    SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    @Donkey Kong can I PM you a resume/GitHub question

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    TL DRTL DR Not at all confident in his reflexive opinions of thingsRegistered User regular
    my brothers and I mostly hated each other

    we'd be mostly placated by nintendo and then invariably get bored and irritable and end up wailing on one another

    never really learned to socialize, mom only got involved to shut us up, but nobody was ever seriously injured - middle bro stabbed me with a pencil once and broke the point off in my arm, i think was the worst of it

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    Shazkar ShadowstormShazkar Shadowstorm Registered User regular
    Deebaser wrote: »
    Deebaser wrote: »
    @Deebaser that phone interview i had last week turned into an in person interview next week

    and one of those big bay area tech companies wants to interview me now too (tho ick SF, and housing is even worse there than here)

    i don't even want a new job i like my job what is going on

    Why are you even applying for jobs in SF. That place is awful.
    Im still waiting to hear back from that massive interview I had last week. Also, someone was asking about internal jobs and I found one in my group that would be a p big move upwards for me, so I applied for that shit.

    i'm not applying to jobs

    people reach out to me for jobs

    i haven't applied to any jobs in forever

    i didn't even really apply to my current job, i just sent my resume to a girl i met on a dating app

    huh? I get unsolicited offers, but never "Hey, do you want to relocate to another coast? It'll be great!" How'd they even find you for consideration?
    idk

    presumably the company that runs the site that is used for these things is good at finding people

    poo
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    ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    Arch wrote: »
    TL DR wrote: »
    desc wrote: »
    You guys are all nerds

    My computer is (desc's) Mac Pro

    My phone is (desc's) iPhone

    Etc.

    leaving your real first name all over the logs of any device whose wifi you connect to?

    yeah but who is really gonna mess with

    DR. DOOM'S Mac Pro

    DR. DOOM'S iPhone

    H57Hm4b.jpg

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    TTODewbackTTODewback Puts the drawl in ya'll I think I'm in HellRegistered User regular
    How did the KKKthing go today or did they not do it

    Bless your heart.
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    ShivahnShivahn Unaware of her barrel shifter privilege Western coastal temptressRegistered User, Moderator mod
    credeiki wrote: »
    Right yes I mean the One Cheese For Me is ricotta or mascarpone with lots of sugar as part of various desserts, the same way the one beer is Lambic. But neither of those quite count as I feel like they're edge cases of the substance in question.

    Um excuse me but ricotta isn't technically a cheese and

    ...oh hey mascarpone is

    My pedantry is ruined ;-;

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    QuidQuid Definitely not a banana Registered User regular
    Hahahaha oh man Silmarillion.

    Because if you thought LOTR was incredibly boring and dry, just wait until you try to read the book that describes its history!

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    descdesc Goretexing to death Registered User regular
    TL DR wrote: »
    desc wrote: »
    You guys are all nerds

    My computer is (desc's) Mac Pro

    My phone is (desc's) iPhone

    Etc.

    leaving your real first name all over the logs of any device whose wifi you connect to?

    I suppose so

    Well my desktop is never going anywhere and my iPad rarely travels

    I guess I could rename my iPhone some code name

    Hmm

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    QuidQuid Definitely not a banana Registered User regular
    desc wrote: »
    TL DR wrote: »
    -==-
    -=desc=-
    -=elite hacker Bandwidth Downthrottle presents you with ONE DEMERIT for the offense of =-
    -=SUBPAR OPSEC=-
    -==-

    Avface

    Don't worry, Desc. We'll change the s to a dollar sign.

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    spool32spool32 Contrary Library Registered User regular
    Deebaser wrote: »
    @Deebaser that phone interview i had last week turned into an in person interview next week

    and one of those big bay area tech companies wants to interview me now too (tho ick SF, and housing is even worse there than here)

    i don't even want a new job i like my job what is going on

    Why are you even applying for jobs in SF. That place is awful.
    Im still waiting to hear back from that massive interview I had last week. Also, someone was asking about internal jobs and I found one in my group that would be a p big move upwards for me, so I applied for that shit.

    i'm not applying to jobs

    people reach out to me for jobs

    i haven't applied to any jobs in forever

    i didn't even really apply to my current job, i just sent my resume to a girl i met on a dating app

    hating you to death right now.

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    TL DRTL DR Not at all confident in his reflexive opinions of thingsRegistered User regular
    UR3xUrX.jpg

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    ShivahnShivahn Unaware of her barrel shifter privilege Western coastal temptressRegistered User, Moderator mod
    desc wrote: »
    TL DR wrote: »
    desc wrote: »
    You guys are all nerds

    My computer is (desc's) Mac Pro

    My phone is (desc's) iPhone

    Etc.

    leaving your real first name all over the logs of any device whose wifi you connect to?

    I suppose so

    Well my desktop is never going anywhere and my iPad rarely travels

    I guess I could rename my iPhone some code name

    Hmm

    NAME IT SEX OCELOT

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    Donkey KongDonkey Kong Putting Nintendo out of business with AI nips Registered User regular
    Shivahn wrote: »
    credeiki wrote: »
    Right yes I mean the One Cheese For Me is ricotta or mascarpone with lots of sugar as part of various desserts, the same way the one beer is Lambic. But neither of those quite count as I feel like they're edge cases of the substance in question.

    Um excuse me but ricotta isn't technically a cheese and

    ...oh hey mascarpone is

    My pedantry is ruined ;-;

    Mascarpone is perfection. Name something it pairs poorly with and marvel as you are wrong.

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    SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    my iPhone is called Hermes, because it's mobile

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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    Quid wrote: »
    Hahahaha oh man Silmarillion.

    Because if you thought LOTR was incredibly boring and dry, just wait until you try to read the book that describes its history!

    Wait a dryer LOTR? HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE!?

    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
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    ShivahnShivahn Unaware of her barrel shifter privilege Western coastal temptressRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Shivahn wrote: »
    credeiki wrote: »
    Right yes I mean the One Cheese For Me is ricotta or mascarpone with lots of sugar as part of various desserts, the same way the one beer is Lambic. But neither of those quite count as I feel like they're edge cases of the substance in question.

    Um excuse me but ricotta isn't technically a cheese and

    ...oh hey mascarpone is

    My pedantry is ruined ;-;

    Mascarpone is perfection. Name something it pairs poorly with and marvel as you are wrong.

    I've never actually had it ><

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    descdesc Goretexing to death Registered User regular
    Shivahn wrote: »
    desc wrote: »
    TL DR wrote: »
    desc wrote: »
    You guys are all nerds

    My computer is (desc's) Mac Pro

    My phone is (desc's) iPhone

    Etc.

    leaving your real first name all over the logs of any device whose wifi you connect to?

    I suppose so

    Well my desktop is never going anywhere and my iPad rarely travels

    I guess I could rename my iPhone some code name

    Hmm

    NAME IT SEX OCELOT

    WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN

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    Shazkar ShadowstormShazkar Shadowstorm Registered User regular
    man i didnt gym for 1.5 weeks and i went on tues and today and im going tomorrow but i took it easy ish and i am just so antsy to go more its distracting
    so weird who am i

    WHO AM I ANYMORE

    poo
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    Donkey KongDonkey Kong Putting Nintendo out of business with AI nips Registered User regular
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Donkey Kong can I PM you a resume/GitHub question

    Sure. I'll give you the best advice $10 of my company's money can offer.

    Thousands of hot, local singles are waiting to play at bubbulon.com.
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    ShivahnShivahn Unaware of her barrel shifter privilege Western coastal temptressRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Sarksus wrote: »
    my iPhone is called Hermes, because it's mobile

    This is my plan

    Obviously desktop would be Zeus

    Laptop would be Kronos because it is ancient and Zeus has metaphorically castrated it because it serves less purpose now

    I forget what I was gonna name my tablet

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    TehSlothTehSloth Hit Or Miss I Guess They Never Miss, HuhRegistered User regular
    Quid wrote: »
    Hahahaha oh man Silmarillion.

    Because if you thought LOTR was incredibly boring and dry, just wait until you try to read the book that describes its history!

    It was the first (and only) of the hobbit books I attempted to read.

    It's probably why I think books are stupid.

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    QuidQuid Definitely not a banana Registered User regular
    Preacher wrote: »
    Quid wrote: »
    Hahahaha oh man Silmarillion.

    Because if you thought LOTR was incredibly boring and dry, just wait until you try to read the book that describes its history!

    Wait a dryer LOTR? HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE!?

    The English, Preacher. The English.

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    TL DRTL DR Not at all confident in his reflexive opinions of thingsRegistered User regular
    man i didnt gym for 1.5 weeks and i went on tues and today and im going tomorrow but i took it easy ish and i am just so antsy to go more its distracting
    so weird who am i

    WHO AM I ANYMORE

    SWOLE OF BODY AND SPIRIT

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    SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Donkey Kong can I PM you a resume/GitHub question

    Sure. I'll give you the best advice $10 of my company's money can offer.

    what, did they like pay someone ten dollars to give you a certification on resumes

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